❀ the cult of: ➥motivational speakers ➥life coaches ➥personal growth gurus ➥new-age charlatans ➥AWESOMENESS FEST

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“Destroy Normal” is the saying Taylor lives by. Here is a brief timeline of Taylor’s life: Age 20 – hired as North America’s youngest professional firefighter. Age 24 – picks up real estate on the side and becomes the highest grossing new agent in the country and joins the top one percentile in North America. Age 27 – removes himself from his business, travels the world, and following a trip to Africa, decides to devote his life to philanthropy and social enterprise. Age 29 – uses his business background to create a system that enables anyone to raise $10,000 for charity in under 3 hours. Age NOW – looking forward to speaking at Awesomeness Fest where (for the first time) he will “tell all” about how to raise $1,000,000 to build over 100 schools in Africa to empower hundreds of thousands of people… in less than a day.

^ lots going on here

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Thursday, 2 February 2012 17:50 (twelve years ago) link

and was gang raped in Spain.

is this for fucking serious

horseshoe, Thursday, 2 February 2012 17:50 (twelve years ago) link

Apparently that is a "mesmerising story". Jesus fuck.

emil.y, Thursday, 2 February 2012 17:50 (twelve years ago) link

this is going to be like deathdrone, isn't it

horseshoe, Thursday, 2 February 2012 17:51 (twelve years ago) link

haha oh no *stares into abyss*

lag∞n, Thursday, 2 February 2012 17:51 (twelve years ago) link

Dawn Nicole Hoang

Dawn is a channel and intuitive coach to several CEOs. She is also the head of the Modern Mystery School for the Southern California Region. Dawn teaches classes on channeling and mysticism.

uh ok i looked that up:

http://mms.new-paradigm.net/

Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Thursday, 2 February 2012 17:52 (twelve years ago) link

At the age of 20, Nick was living the life of a rockstar traveling the world in one of Australia’s most popular bands, Sneaky Sound System. At 26 when his super cute son Leo was born, Nick made the switch to real estate (he did what!) and in 4 short years was awarded the top sales person in Australia with an average sale price of $7M.

am0n, Thursday, 2 February 2012 17:52 (twelve years ago) link

(he did whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!)

am0n, Thursday, 2 February 2012 17:52 (twelve years ago) link

i wish i could remember exactly how my former roommate phrased her central Landmark metaphor--something about building a foundation for a house that she used for every real-life situation. Mordy, do you remember anything about this?

Have not heard this metaphor, sorry...

Mordy, Thursday, 2 February 2012 17:53 (twelve years ago) link

lol now i want a comedic series based based on motivational speakers in the style of Party Down

Up In The Air should have been about George Clooney's motivational speaking.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 2 February 2012 17:53 (twelve years ago) link

(he did what!)

lag∞n, Thursday, 2 February 2012 17:53 (twelve years ago) link

(Get a what!)

am0n, Thursday, 2 February 2012 17:54 (twelve years ago) link

(what!)

(he did what!) (lag∞n), Thursday, 2 February 2012 17:54 (twelve years ago) link

frinstance i googled one of these dude's moneymaking scheme + "scam" and got hundreds of fake wordpress pages

― the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Thursday, February 2, 2012 7:48 AM (1 minute ago)

this is going to be like deathdrone, isn't it

― horseshoe, Thursday, February 2, 2012 7:51 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha oh no *stares into abyss*

― lag∞n, Thursday, February 2, 2012 7:51 AM (17 seconds ago)

on that note I would like to fully disclose to the ILX community that while I briefly considered starting this thread on 77, it was a very conscious decision to post it on a publicly-viewable board.

namaste.

⚓ (gr8080), Thursday, 2 February 2012 17:54 (twelve years ago) link

the thing is i think i'm translating her totally incomprehensible metaphor to one that makes more sense to me...it was all about laying foundations for good relationships but the metaphor wasn't of building a house it was something i could never make any sense of and of course i've completely forgotten it. she would just walk around our suite saying so many things and i could understand none of them! it was genuinely scary. i was young, i guess, but it was like invasion of the body snatchers.

horseshoe, Thursday, 2 February 2012 17:55 (twelve years ago) link

so, what do we think? husband? brother?

Malek Houlihan

Malek is a veteran musician and storyteller who has performed over 1,200 times in 9 countries. He began lecturing on stage at seven years old and was one of the first musical acts officially sponsored by Myspace. ‘Neuroscience’ and ‘near death’ pepper the memoirs that weave through his unique live show. He has been featured on Warped Tour, MTV, NPR, Brain World, independent films, and major magazines.

Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Thursday, 2 February 2012 17:55 (twelve years ago) link

^ the abyss xp

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Thursday, 2 February 2012 17:55 (twelve years ago) link

I've spent most of my professional life fighting these frauds.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 2 February 2012 17:55 (twelve years ago) link

on that note I would like to fully disclose to the ILX community that while I briefly considered starting this thread on 77, it was a very conscious decision to post it on a publicly-viewable board.

namaste.

― ⚓ (gr8080), Thursday, February 2, 2012 12:54 PM (4 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ha was just thinking abt what yr decision making process on that one mustve been

lag∞n, Thursday, 2 February 2012 17:55 (twelve years ago) link

ctr-f "success" - found 28 times

am0n, Thursday, 2 February 2012 17:56 (twelve years ago) link

‘Neuroscience’ and ‘near death’ pepper the memoirs that weave through his unique live show.

cool story

lag∞n, Thursday, 2 February 2012 17:57 (twelve years ago) link

I've spent most of my professional life fighting these frauds.

― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, February 2, 2012 12:55 PM (45 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

What work do you do?

Spectrum, Thursday, 2 February 2012 17:57 (twelve years ago) link

Mike started and failed his fair share of companies and projects before building the successful tech muscle called Tech Guys Who Get Marketing. Tech Guys, as it’s usually called, specializes in helping companies increase their efficiency with technology, with a keen eye for marketing.

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Thursday, 2 February 2012 17:57 (twelve years ago) link

successful tech muscle

horseshoe, Thursday, 2 February 2012 17:58 (twelve years ago) link

it is truly amazing how much these people talk about marketing without ever mentioning what the product is they're marketing

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Thursday, 2 February 2012 17:58 (twelve years ago) link

"one of the first musical acts officially sponsored by Myspace"

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

am0n, Thursday, 2 February 2012 17:58 (twelve years ago) link

it is truly amazing how much these people talk about marketing without ever mentioning what the product is they're marketing

― the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Thursday, February 2, 2012 12:58 PM (19 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://i.imgur.com/44JR5.png

lag∞n, Thursday, 2 February 2012 17:59 (twelve years ago) link

they're no sneaky sound system.

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Thursday, 2 February 2012 17:59 (twelve years ago) link

What work do you do?

Our student media department falls under a certain university division known for and expected to produce motivational twaddle. Before this I worked at a local bookstore whose biggest source of revenue (after travel guides and dictionaries) was New Age campfire fodder.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 2 February 2012 17:59 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7KUP2oI9V8

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Thursday, 2 February 2012 18:00 (twelve years ago) link

http://s22.mindvalley.us/awesomenessfest/media/images/screen_shot_2011-08-05_at_1.12.25_am.png

Jonathan Budd

Jonathan Budd’s mission in life is to contribute in any way possible to the global shift that must happen on this planet, in order for humanity to create a sustainable, just, & fulfilling future for all. Combining powerful spiritual and transformation principles with the game of making money… he teaches his students how to go BEYOND the surface when it comes to their goals in life… and tap into a much deeper & meaningful fulfillment that comes when making money is about something much more than just making money. Having earned his first $10,000,000 by age 26, & being recognized as one of the most influential leaders in the world of home business… Jonathan is just getting started bringing this message to the world.

Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Thursday, 2 February 2012 18:00 (twelve years ago) link

Jonathan "Fedora" Budd

am0n, Thursday, 2 February 2012 18:01 (twelve years ago) link

making money is about something much more than just making moneymaking money is about something much more than just making moneymaking money is about something much more than just making moneymaking money is about something much more than just making moneymaking money is about something much more than just making moneymaking money is about something much more than just making moneymaking money is about something much more than just making moneymaking money is about something much more than just making moneymaking money is about something much more than just making moneymaking money is about something much more than just making moneymaking money is about something much more than just making moneymaking money is about something much more than just making moneymaking money is about something much more than just making moneymaking money is about something much more than just making moneymaking money is about something much more than just making moneymaking money is about something much more than just making moneymaking money is about something much more than just making money

horseshoe, Thursday, 2 February 2012 18:01 (twelve years ago) link

more than just about making money making money making money $10,000,000

brownie, Thursday, 2 February 2012 18:02 (twelve years ago) link

lolol xpost

brownie, Thursday, 2 February 2012 18:02 (twelve years ago) link

his first $10,000,000! that proverbial first $10,000,000.

horseshoe, Thursday, 2 February 2012 18:03 (twelve years ago) link

Editor of Mindvalley’s FinerMinds Network, Leanne (a.k.a. Bee) has a penchant for graffiti-print Converse, poetry slams and hard hitting drum & base.

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Thursday, 2 February 2012 18:04 (twelve years ago) link

hoos maybe you oughta...

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Thursday, 2 February 2012 18:04 (twelve years ago) link

global shift

planet

humanity

making money making money making money making money making money making money

am0n, Thursday, 2 February 2012 18:05 (twelve years ago) link

real actual TED connect!

Cindy Gallop

Cindy Gallop’s background is brand building, marketing and advertising – she started up the US office of ad agency Bartle Bogle Hegarty in New York in 1998 and in 2003 was named Advertising Woman of the Year. She is the founder and CEO of www.IfWeRanTheWorld.com, a web meets world platform designed to turn good intentions into action one microaction at a time, which launched in beta with a demo at TED 2010, and of www.makelovenotporn.com, launched at TED 2009.

Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Thursday, 2 February 2012 18:06 (twelve years ago) link

ok one more

Kelsey Grant

Kelsey Grant is an intuitive healer, relationship coach and group facilitator. Her life’s calling is to work with those who are ready to venture onto their path of awakening and lovingly support them in their journey. Some of her favourite healing and coaching tools she draws her healing work from are subconscious re-programming, meditation, crystal healings, oracle readings, healing touch and conscious creation scripting. The three principals Kelsey operates from each day are Love, Intimacy and Inspiration. You can count on her for a kind word, a burst of positive energy, a good heart mist and a deep soul sista connection.

what in hell is that

Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Thursday, 2 February 2012 18:06 (twelve years ago) link

omar, i don't want to minimize your experience with this but this is all pretty much not true. it's is a semi-offshoot of scientology in the sense of werner erhard did scientology before "inventing" Est (which is what Landmark really is an offshoot of). but they don't promise to get rid of all negative energy, you're not supposed to let all your secrets out while talking at a seminar (they're pretty rigidly organized and are mostly lecture-based), you don't talk away the pain, they don't make you teach courses, and it is not only not suggested that you cut out negative people from your life but the organization is primarily designed around improving people's relationships w/ family members / people in their actual real lives. I've done courses with Landmark (tho not for many years) and I've literally heard ppl in positions of leadership tell groupies, "If you do this course and what you get out of it is you start to hang out and Landmark with all your new Landmark friends, you've basically wasted your time. It's only of value if you use it in your life."

Re: what "it" is, is primarily (it seems to me) basic continental philosophy and I suspect it's not dissimilar to those practical philosophy courses they advertise on the MTA subway.

nb I think it fits really nicely on this thread but if we're going to talk about it we're should probably talk about what it actually is and not call it a super-cult. And I'm sure your friends did ostracize you bc of Landmark, but I know that isn't encouraged at all.

― Mordy, Thursday, 2 February 2012 14:00 (3 hours ago) Permalink

eh it's a pyramid scheme w/definitely creepy elements that people take the wrong way and sure it's not "encouraged" but it's so high-pressure that it's basically culty and anything this particular strain of "self-help" that people think it AMAZING is really not, because it's a con game imo. people should give themselves more credit for their improvement, and i think w/r/t things like this they tend to, like i said, get dead-eyed. i've known more than two people involved, fwiw. i've just had two close friends who turned particularly high-pressure. the others were just a bit obnoxious about it.

omar little, Thursday, 2 February 2012 18:06 (twelve years ago) link

this is actually my favourite, everything about it is amazing:

Ewa Wysocka is Mindvalley’s top secret, clandestine, underground marketing super weapon. Co-founder of Mindvalley Poland, Eva and her team will singlehandedly revive the Eurozone with their infusion of entrepreneurial resources and education. She is also a leading contender for the next James Bond movie villian…the one where James Bond switches sides due to Eva’s superior marketing and influence skills and the audience roots for her instead. Known affectionately as Mindvalley’s very own Honey Badger due to her incredible persistence in the face of challenges, deadlines and ability to laugh in the face of adversity.

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Thursday, 2 February 2012 18:07 (twelve years ago) link

She is also a leading contender for the next James Bond movie villian…the one where James Bond switches sides due to Eva’s superior marketing and influence skills and the audience roots for her instead.

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Thursday, 2 February 2012 18:07 (twelve years ago) link

she should maybe see a doctor about that

xxp about "heart mist"

horseshoe, Thursday, 2 February 2012 18:07 (twelve years ago) link

i don't want to nitpick bc i think you have a legitimate claim against it - i think participants can be obnoxious and i think that people should give themselves more credit for their improvement. it isn't a pyramid scheme, tho, since participants don't get any kickback for enrolling new people in the course. xxxp

Mordy, Thursday, 2 February 2012 18:08 (twelve years ago) link

I think they meant "good hard fist".

emil.y, Thursday, 2 February 2012 18:08 (twelve years ago) link


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