mom placation was ironing by which mens perrypops in a womansuit is the new child mystericating teats that can taint baconated digestive broads plastercasting gnostically from the great gospel wwjh

The people on this thread obv. have good taste.

lxy, are we gonna watch olympics this week?

spumoni is roxor

Yes, yes it is.

btw John, Southgate Cinema is closed FOREVER now. ;_; (There will be a Culver's there someday)

GOODBYE SWEET MOVIE THEATER WHERE I LEARNED YOU CAN NOT GET HIGH ENOUGH TO ENJOY "SUPER MARIO BROTHERS: THE MOVIE" ;_;

Another piece of Northfield's spectacular history, gone forever.

*sob*

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That is amazing, John.

Ned! I got to see your photos (at a friend's house) - what is that first one?

A lighthouse light. :-)

i'm spidermang

Please please PLEASE send me a photo of that.

check facebook!

haha awesome

Goddammit I CAN'T (home again).

This sucks.

PS Ned - thx for telling me what yr cool picture was of. I feel so blind being at home now!!!! ;_;

spidermang is awesome!!!

I am sure that he is!!!

How much would I have to pay him to visit my kids in that costume...

The best part of the day was thoroughly terrifying the birthday boy.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KID

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFx2hSkuWk8

wtf

Pretty sure that's not what Marie Antoinette meant...

The first related video is also a trifle troubling.

Okay, I could see the photo in the link. AWESOME/HILARIOUS/THX

I can't wait until I get the actual child-scaring pictures from my friends!

If only there was a video.

Probably something like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HY6wVf0weOw

This is my favorite metafilter thread of ... ever ?

http://ask.metafilter.com/99371/Has-my-cat-lost-her-mind

including this quote

This one time my sister's cat took a poop, but due to some freak of feline digestive system, a long hair was stuck in the poop, and lead back towards the cat's butt, where it was stuck inside another (assumed) poop that remained inside the cat in question once the cat started its victory lap. The victory lap turned to horror as the cat found itself being chased by its own poop like a boat dragging an angry water skier.

After she caught the cat, my sister calmly took a paper towel, grabbed the trailing hair, and yanked. The anchoring turd popped out of the cat, and all was well.

remy, that quote alone is so insane that I'm afraid to look at the rest of the site!

guys: sharon jones is incredible! the timbre hearing her live is like 3x more than what a recording is able to capture. she is my hero.

Oh, tza, I'm so envious that you had such an incredible night tonight!!!

SUSHI BURPS ARE GROSS

I have to think that the sushi eating was worth it, though.

mmm sushi. actually, sara, the night part was meh (concert was during the day) and included eating really mediocre uws food for my friend's birthday where she was kind of wasted and obnoxious and then i had to spend an hour getting home, but you know, the day part made up for it.

dnw: work today. however, 5 days left!

Hey, at least the concert part sounded okay!

I seem to have attracted a passive-aggressive nut, commenting on one of my reviews at Epini0ns. I think this is the first time this has ever happened in, like, 8 years. Possibly just someone wanting attention, but it is kind of jarring.

My apologies for that. I am human and I need to be loved.

There's a club for people like you, if you'd like to go.

ps Sara, do you remember my college roommate J4mes and his wife J3nny from the clambake? They might make it out to the fair.

CLAMBAKE

No, BLAMCAKE. C'mon now.

ughhhhhhhh he is being sooo passive aggressive today!!!!!

want to go home!!!

Hello all, back at work after holidays. admittedly I am in our office in New York which is a little more exciting than Mitcham, south west london, lunch will be better at least.

Oh, Ned, if it's you then I'm okay with it.

Dan, of course I remember your roommate and his wife. (And I remember that they have twins - they seemed so well rested...). Also lol CLAMBAKE

tehresa- hang in there! Only a few more dayzzzz.

And HI ED!

hey guess what? expense reports suck

Just say that you bought Louis as the company's manservant.

total for expense report #1: $1574.39 (this btw is missing a dinner)

lol that's a cheap manservant

which is why you acquired Louis and not a superior model of manservant.

ummmm tying up loose ends... i think i'm done... what will i do for 4 more days???