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compare street etiquette dudes selling vintage pieces on parkandbond.com, where we find the following caveat in every product description:

Please note that any distressing is a desirable aspect of this one-of-a-kind vintage piece

― i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, January 31, 2012 11:58 AM (22 minutes ago)

well, if i ever need to date again i've got my angle sorted.

― teaky frigger (darraghmac), Tuesday, January 31, 2012 12:16 PM (4 minutes ago)

The I-Need-a-Cure Singers (unregistered), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 17:30 (2 years ago) Permalink

it's even funnier if you read the word "angle" as a (curved penis) double entendre.

The I-Need-a-Cure Singers (unregistered), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 17:30 (2 years ago) Permalink

O.O

gonna give her the old fuquay-varina (Jenny), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 19:33 (2 years ago) Permalink

i'm quite bad enough without imputed further impropriety tyvm

teaky frigger (darraghmac), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 19:34 (2 years ago) Permalink

flag post sitta

― am0n, Tuesday, January 31, 2012 5:40 PM

XD XD

markers, Tuesday, 31 January 2012 22:42 (2 years ago) Permalink

from "summarize your 'look' today in 4 words or fewer"

why won't he shave

― SELF DEPORTATION (Z S), Saturday, January 28, 2012 4:21 AM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 08:37 (2 years ago) Permalink

If you haven't heard any Ivor Cutler, get one of his records, they're all really funny, especially Ludo (where "I'm Happy" and "Good Morning How Are You Shut Up" come from) and Life From A Scotch Sitting Room.

― dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, March 7, 2006 8:32 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'm happy
I'm happy
Dead

― satan (dog), Thursday, March 9, 2006 10:17 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 20:54 (2 years ago) Permalink

Text of OPD scanner: "OAKLAND - ) OPD REQUEST FULL SCALE MULTI COUNTY TACTICAL ALERT FOR RIOT IN PROGRESS. 500+ SUBJECTS IN AREA. [SFO024]"

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 04:58 (3 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Text of OPD scanner: "OAKLAND : - ) OPD REQUEST FULL SCALE MULTI COUNTY TACTICAL ALERT FOR RIOT IN PROGRESS. 500+ SUBJECTS IN AREA. [SFO024]"

― iatee, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 04:59 (3 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Aesop Rizzle (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 22:07 (2 years ago) Permalink

wooooooah

flags post o fu (darraghmac), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 22:08 (2 years ago) Permalink

ha that took a second for me to catch

the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 22:10 (2 years ago) Permalink

(told a dude earlier today in committee "i was throwing rocks at starbucks windows when you were learning multiplication tables, don't tell me i don't know what radical politics are" and then kind of wanted to kill myself)

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 05:16 (3 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

THROWing ROCKS
at the
STARBUCKS

......................revolution

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 05:17 (3 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i was steeling starbucks wifi when you were drinking crystal pepsi kid

― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 05:18 (3 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

we live in ~interesting tymes~

― lol waggoner (am0n), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 05:19 (3 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Aesop Rizzle (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 22:11 (2 years ago) Permalink

iatee post is alltime tho

Aesop Rizzle (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 22:12 (2 years ago) Permalink

Wait you mean 'Underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned' isn't LJ?

― Matt DC, Wednesday, February 1, 2012 3:48 AM (9 hours ago)

⚓ (gr8080), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 23:46 (2 years ago) Permalink

yah, i liked that one too.

"renegade" gnome (remy bean), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 23:48 (2 years ago) Permalink

the net significance of any given poster's fup should be inversely proportional to the number of fups they hand out

― his hands are a dirty fountain through which lives spurt (contenderizer), Wednesday, February 1, 2012 2:00 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Thank you, Paul McCartney.

― pplains, Wednesday, February 1, 2012 2:01 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lana del rey: everythang's workin' (some dude), Thursday, 2 February 2012 01:49 (2 years ago) Permalink

I'd choose a life where dreams come true, but just this week I dreamed that the copier at work was located at O'Hare airport, so I can't risk it.

― garbage corn fan (Je55e), Thursday, 2 February 2012 05:50 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ledge, Thursday, 2 February 2012 09:30 (2 years ago) Permalink

lol

gonna give her the old fuquay-varina (Jenny), Thursday, 2 February 2012 12:28 (2 years ago) Permalink

hahaha that's great

Drugs A. Money, Thursday, 2 February 2012 15:05 (2 years ago) Permalink

the answer to pretty much any question usually ends up being "it depends"

― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, February 2, 2012 10:21 AM (53 minutes ago)

the answer to pretty much any question usually ends up being "it depends"

depends on the question

― dayove cool (Noodle Vague), Thursday, February 2, 2012 10:22 AM (52 minutes ago)

the answer to pretty much any question usually ends up being "depends"

What does 90 year old pussy smell like?

― Quand le déshonneur est public, il faut que la vengeance soit (Michael White), Thursday, February 2, 2012 10:23 AM (51 minutes ago)

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 2 February 2012 19:16 (2 years ago) Permalink

points off for changing the wording of my post to make the joke work

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 2 February 2012 19:19 (2 years ago) Permalink

Accepted. Had to be done, though

Quand le déshonneur est public, il faut que la vengeance soit (Michael White), Thursday, 2 February 2012 19:21 (2 years ago) Permalink

None other than Lou Reed told that joke to a photographer friend of mine!

dave cool it (stevie), Thursday, 2 February 2012 21:24 (2 years ago) Permalink

And when he used to retell the joke, he would always say "It depends"!

dave cool it (stevie), Thursday, 2 February 2012 21:25 (2 years ago) Permalink

(The photog that is)

dave cool it (stevie), Thursday, 2 February 2012 21:25 (2 years ago) Permalink

It took a while, but I just *got* that Paul McCartney one...

Mark G, Friday, 3 February 2012 06:47 (2 years ago) Permalink

<3333333333333333333333333

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 28 October 2011 02:48 (3 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what is that? a loving human centipede?

― sarahel, Friday, 28 October 2011 02:56 (3 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

a hoy hoy, Friday, 3 February 2012 11:21 (2 years ago) Permalink

yeah i've gotten a flurry of emails this week asking me to approve comments on "best gucci mane songs of 2008"

one was just "I got a big gun"

― J0rdan S., Thursday, February 2, 2012 5:37 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

a hoy hoy, Friday, 3 February 2012 11:28 (2 years ago) Permalink

From ILX Milk Carton. Re: Geir

he still has about 20 years to go with his "1001 Songs..." polls. I wonder if someone else should take over the duty.

― The I-Need-a-Cure Singers (unregistered), Friday, February 3, 2012 3:18 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the things they carried

― J0rdan S., Friday, February 3, 2012 3:20 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

beachville, Friday, 3 February 2012 20:29 (2 years ago) Permalink

loool

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 3 February 2012 20:36 (2 years ago) Permalink

only person in the vanity fair pic i recognized is sophia vergara

― the arm (NZA), Friday, 3 February 2012 20:34 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

and that is by far the least ws picture of her ever wtf

― the arm (NZA), Friday, 3 February 2012 20:35 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

um

― Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Friday, 3 February 2012 20:35 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

she's not in that photo shoot

― encarta it (Gukbe), Friday, 3 February 2012 20:36 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

and scene

― lag∞n, Friday, 3 February 2012 20:38 (1 hour ago) Bookmark

Number None, Friday, 3 February 2012 22:13 (2 years ago) Permalink

What if someone googles your nameand it finds your post where you said "clits is nice"

― The Cheerfull Turtle (Latham Green), Friday, February 3, 2012 9:30 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Then they'd be all I need to get to know this stud.

― Unleash the Chang (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Friday, February 3, 2012 9:38 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lil kink (Matt P), Friday, 3 February 2012 22:34 (2 years ago) Permalink

haha brady walked up to kraft during training camp his rookie season introduced himself and said 'im the best decision you ever made'
― lag∞n, Friday, February 3, 2012 8:21 PM

god fuck that guy
― mookieproof, Friday, February 3, 2012 8:22 PM

lol he was right tho
― lag∞n, Friday, February 3, 2012 8:23 PM

eli walked up to steve tisch during training camp his rookie season introduced himself and said 'did you know some dinosaurs used their long necks to eat plants from the tops of trees?'
― pplains, Friday, February 3, 2012 8:33 PM

mookieproof, Saturday, 4 February 2012 01:38 (2 years ago) Permalink

yeah we don't know what the fuck you're talking about

― this is funny u bitter dork (forksclovetofu), Sunday, January 22, 2012 6:14 PM (1 week ago)

The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Saturday, 4 February 2012 01:44 (2 years ago) Permalink

thats smdh at forks not at mookie, obv

The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Saturday, 4 February 2012 01:45 (2 years ago) Permalink

― Number None, Friday, February 3, 2012 12:13 PM (4 hours ago)

^^77 off of 77

see u in 60, bro

⚓ (gr8080), Saturday, 4 February 2012 02:28 (2 years ago) Permalink

where are y'all stealing games on the internet nowadays

J0rdan S., Saturday, 4 February 2012 02:31 (2 years ago) Permalink

crap, forgot that thread was on 77

Number None, Saturday, 4 February 2012 15:54 (2 years ago) Permalink

The Happiest Wives in America?
By Maggie Gallagher
February 3, 2012 9:44 P.M. Comments3
In my syndicated column this week, I take a break from politics to ask: Just who are the happiest wives in America?

(Hint: Ann Romney, Rick Santorum, and Carol Paul are all examples).

― JoeStork, Saturday, February 4, 2012 2:47 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Saturday, 4 February 2012 18:11 (2 years ago) Permalink

cool

this display name is the crying eagle of ILX

(dayo), Saturday, February 4, 2012 4:24 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

pplains, Saturday, 4 February 2012 22:29 (2 years ago) Permalink

pwned

mh, Saturday, 4 February 2012 22:36 (2 years ago) Permalink

I think that was intentional

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Saturday, 4 February 2012 22:39 (2 years ago) Permalink

mh feeling his oats even though it's done by a dumb regex, not in code.

pplains, Saturday, 4 February 2012 22:40 (2 years ago) Permalink

I think that was intentional

(dayo), Saturday, February 4, 2012 4:39 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

mh, Saturday, 4 February 2012 22:41 (2 years ago) Permalink

btw I meant I got rickrolled

mh, Saturday, 4 February 2012 22:42 (2 years ago) Permalink

what if you are just as close to God here as you would be in Heaven.

― pplains, Monday, 6 February 2012 05:32 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that's what those last three made me ask myself.

― pplains, Monday, 6 February 2012 05:32 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

so weird to think about a god that is everywhere at once, all knowing. i mean, yeah it's obvious, but that's completely fucked up.

― Z S, Monday, 6 February 2012 05:40 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

when you have sex, god is having sex with itself, experiencing it from both ends. weird.

― Z S, Monday, 6 February 2012 05:41 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

a hoy hoy, Monday, 6 February 2012 09:59 (2 years ago) Permalink

In fact they get extra brownie points for carrying that heavy cross of homosexuality and avoiding the temptations!

― Frobisher (Viceroy), Monday, February 6, 2012 11:21 AM (6 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

when youre feeling gay its important to do things to take yr mid off it like go to the park or get out and stretch yr legs a little at a rest stop maybe splash some water on yr face in a public restroom

― lag∞n, Monday, February 6, 2012 8:25 AM (31 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lil kink (Matt P), Monday, 6 February 2012 17:06 (2 years ago) Permalink

Confirms my notion that every other thread on ILX gets more gay action than the gay thread.

dead-trius (Eric H.), Monday, 6 February 2012 17:16 (2 years ago) Permalink

Well that exchange came from the Republican thread so duh.

pplains, Monday, 6 February 2012 17:23 (2 years ago) Permalink

these guys and their insular weird culture depress me!

*pops champagne to inaugurate 10th year of posting on message board*

― the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Monday, February 6, 2012 10:47 AM (20 minutes ago)

Frobisher (Viceroy), Monday, 6 February 2012 18:09 (2 years ago) Permalink

What's ironic about chasing girls and cocaine into backrooms of clubs? haven't we all done that when we were young?

― JacobSanders, Monday, February 6, 2012 12:55 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

well I did it ironically

― iatee, Monday, February 6, 2012 12:58 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Monday, 6 February 2012 18:35 (2 years ago) Permalink

jesus christ

some dude, Wednesday, 11 April 2012 03:26 (2 years ago) Permalink

some dude is for the children

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 11 April 2012 03:30 (2 years ago) Permalink

okay we definitely need a new laff thread.

scott seward, Wednesday, 11 April 2012 03:32 (2 years ago) Permalink

haha i didn't mean it like that, but whatever

mookieproof, Wednesday, 11 April 2012 03:33 (2 years ago) Permalink

xp: otm thats why i made one

there are subtle nuances in every single one of those EXCELSIORS, I'll have you LOL

♆ (gr8080), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 03:36 (2 years ago) Permalink

nah it's ok

although it's my fault because the only time i've argued about goon culture is the other day when i was called a 'goon outlier' because i avoid talking about goon culture. vicious circle.

some dude, Wednesday, 11 April 2012 03:36 (2 years ago) Permalink

i formally apologize in that i by no means doubt that you (some dude) are a good father, the full extent of which i don't even really fathom and i am sorry to have, however half-assedly, questioned it

forrealz

mookieproof, Wednesday, 11 April 2012 03:37 (2 years ago) Permalink

no no it really wasn't taken that way (although iatee made it funny anyway)

some dude, Wednesday, 11 April 2012 03:40 (2 years ago) Permalink

hey gr8080 that's my line! :)

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 03:42 (2 years ago) Permalink

Anyway.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 11 April 2012 03:44 (2 years ago) Permalink


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