Favorite TV ad. jingle of all time

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"Mel Farr, Superstar, for a farrrrr better deal"

This might be regional, but someone in this thread must've heard it at least once, and if they have, they'll definitely know all the words:

"If you're looking for that oooh-ahhh feel / come to mattress giant / if you're looking for that ooh-ahh deal / we've got the best price / for that oooh-ahh bed / only at mattress giant/ ...ooooh, ahhhh / ....oooh, ahh / only at mattress giant / oooooooohhh, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...."

"At Pizza Hut, our new deal is breaking all the rules!"
"HA-HA, it MOCKS your silly rules!!!"

wow. that shit's more amazing than i remember it. just think, some huge orchestra in some huge echoey studio played that. the kids today, they just don't make commercial bumpers the way they used to.

and props to "meow mix," especially for providing probably the funniest moment ever in the simpsons ("i know you can read my thoughts, boy...")

clear, concise, tuneful.

"National Beer! National Beer! You'll like the taste of National Beer!

"Performance fleece / oooh, it's fine / PERFORMANCE fleece? I'll be there at nine!!!"

"Mel Farr, Superstar, for a farrrrr better deal"

YES. With him flying around in a tan suit and cape. I grew up in the UP but used to get WKBD out of Detroit. Mel Farr is also listed in the liner notes of Marvin Gaye's "What's Going On".

Another Detroit area (I think) jingle was for some construction company that went "No job's too big, no job's too small, we're Father and Son, we'll do it all". We also got WGN from Chicago so it might have been there - this is why I also remember the "588-2300 Empire" jingle.

"lookie, lookie, lookie - here comes COOKIE - COOK's PEST CONTROL"

"It's a honey of an 'o' , it's honey nut cheerios"

and my all time fave:

"when pizza is on a bagel, you can have pizza anytime!"

perhaps a local commercial, but jared's jewelers has a jingle "THATS JARED's!" that rules.

"Bon Jour...action...CHASE!"

...or in the 5-1-9, 2-2-6, or the 7-0-5 (I've lived in all three!)

Always wondered if that was Mel himself singing.

The most elegant 1970s toy jingle.

"Lite Brite / Making things with li-i-ight"

Hey, I think Barney Rubble interpolated this on his seminal Fruity Pebbles rap.

what is it?

Courtesy of the company's FAQ:

Q: What is the slogan for Sara Lee Bakery?
A: Nobody Doesn't Like Sara Lee!
B: Nobody Does It Like Sara Lee!

The correct answer is 'A'.

Everybody hates to eat and run
You'd rather take it slow
But the way this life is going
Gotta grab your food and go
When all that runnin' round
Catches up with you at last
Get yourself some Alka Seltzer
and you'll feel better fast!

http://www.patriotsunrooms.com/usegallery.htm

Wherever there's a pool there's always a flirt
whenever there's school, there'll always be homework
wherever there's a beat, there's always a drum
whenever there's fun there's always coca-cola... yeah.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeL9cJ5khHU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hRgqlSPl9w

They’re All-American
Sugar and cinnamon
Frosted Mini-Wheats

From Kellogg’s!

I've always loved the old-timey radio Sweet Adeline choral jingles for local rural banks and such. Very similar to the famous Empire jingle. It's hard to find examples online, but there used to be a lot of them and in the 80s they already sounded decades old.