If you met Avril Lavigne at a party and she was well drunk would you lie to her about her music in the hope of copping a feel?

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if it wasn't for his gut I'd say it was at least 45 - 50% of his body weight.

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 18 June 2004 01:17 (nineteen years ago) link

There's no excuse for that Nick. No excuse at all.

C-Man (C-Man), Friday, 18 June 2004 01:17 (nineteen years ago) link

Calum Avril Lavigne is so hideously ugly that it makes me sad you'd make her the subject of one of your people-I'd-wank-to threads. TS: Avril's face vs. a bowl of Alpo

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Friday, 18 June 2004 01:18 (nineteen years ago) link

LOOK AT CALUM'S FACE, J0hn!

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 18 June 2004 01:20 (nineteen years ago) link

the shame, the eyebrows, the potato-like sheen

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 18 June 2004 01:21 (nineteen years ago) link

Calum Avril Lavigne

it's got a ring to it

..., Friday, 18 June 2004 01:21 (nineteen years ago) link

Someone is on this board who is a friend of someone I'm in email contact with, and I think I know who it is. Pathetic. I knew I could trace back that picture. Never knew a certain someone on my wee email list would be so sad as to pass it around though.

C-Man (C-Man), Friday, 18 June 2004 01:22 (nineteen years ago) link

xpost to C-Man - what's not wee IS YOUR BIG FRICKIN' HEAD, MAN! HOW DOES THAT NOT COME UNBOLTED?!?!?

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 18 June 2004 01:23 (nineteen years ago) link

NB you gotta imagine opening the cans of Alpo and transferring their contents to a bowl to get the full effect

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Friday, 18 June 2004 01:23 (nineteen years ago) link

Calum Avril Lavigne, Unusually Manic? Reboot! Or Beware Ergonomic Rotors Twisting. Why Are Dead Dogs Eaten, Lloyd Llewelyn?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 June 2004 01:24 (nineteen years ago) link

hstencil - blah, blah, blah. Tell it to someone who cares dude.

C-Man (C-Man), Friday, 18 June 2004 01:24 (nineteen years ago) link

Woah, Ned. That's brillliant.

Lo Boob Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 18 June 2004 01:24 (nineteen years ago) link

Perhaps not formatted the best way for maximum effect, actually.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 June 2004 01:25 (nineteen years ago) link

dude C-man I'm concerned for your health - your neck muscles canna take the strain, cap'n!

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 18 June 2004 01:25 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.jockeysridgestatepark.com/images/animals/lg/raccoon.jpg
"OH MY GOD CALLUM PLEASE MAKE THE FUCK WITH ME!?!?!?!"

Avril Lavigne, Friday, 18 June 2004 01:26 (nineteen years ago) link

Yawn. Is that the best you can come up with?

C-Man (C-Man), Friday, 18 June 2004 01:26 (nineteen years ago) link

Disappointed guys. I'm barely even giggling so far.

C-Man (C-Man), Friday, 18 June 2004 01:27 (nineteen years ago) link

now you know how we feel.

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 18 June 2004 01:29 (nineteen years ago) link

This gonna get 100 posts at least.

C-Man (C-Man), Friday, 18 June 2004 01:30 (nineteen years ago) link

Most of which will eventually be yours, obv.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 June 2004 01:30 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.borealforest.org/zoo/raccoon.jpg
Chill out, whatcha yellin' for?
Lay back, it's all been done before
And if, you could only let it be
you would see
I like you, the way you are
When we're, drivin' in your car
and you're, talking to me one on one but you've become

Somebody else round everyone else
You're watching your back like you can't relax
You're tryin' to be cool, you look like a fool to me
Tell me

Why you have to go and make things so complicated?
I see the way you're
acting like you're somebody else gettin' me frustrated
Life's like this you
you fall and you crawl and you break
and you take what you get and you turn it into
honestly you promised me I'm never gonna find you fake it
no no no

You come, over unannounced
dressed up, like you're somethin' else
where you, are and where it's at you see
you're making me
laugh out, when you strike your pose
take off, all your preppy clothes
you know, you're not fooling anyone
when you've become

Somebody else round everyone else
your Watching your back, like you can't relax
Trying to be cool, you look like a fool to me
Tell me

Why you have to go and make things so complicated?
I see the way you're
acting like you're somebody else gettin me frustrated
Life's like this you
You fall and you crawl and you break
and you take what you get and you turn it into
honestly you promised me I'm never gonna find you fake it
no no no

Chill out, whatcha yellin' for?
Lay back, it's all been done before
And if, you could only let it be
You would see

Somebody else round everyone else
You're watching your back, like you can't relax
You're trying to be cool, you look like a fool to me
Tell me

Why you have to go and make things so complicated?
I see the way you're
acting like you're somebody else gettin me frustrated
Life's like this you
You fall and you crawl and you break
and you take what you get and you turn it into
honestly you promised me I'm never gonna find you fake it
no no no

Why you have to go and make things so complicated?
I see the way you're
acting like you're somebody else gettin me frustrated
Life's like this you
You fall and you crawl and you break
and you take what you get and you turn it into
honestly you promised me I'm never gonna find you fake it
no no no

Avril Lavigne, Friday, 18 June 2004 01:31 (nineteen years ago) link

maybe he'll put that gigantor noggin to good use, Ned.

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 18 June 2004 01:31 (nineteen years ago) link

Avril's head is so disproportionately giant that she could eat Calum's head and still have room for several pounds of back bacon

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Friday, 18 June 2004 01:33 (nineteen years ago) link

mmm salted calum

are 'friends' electricsound? (electricsound), Friday, 18 June 2004 01:34 (nineteen years ago) link

I think I had some of that in Scotland, they serve it with beer

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Friday, 18 June 2004 01:35 (nineteen years ago) link

He was a boy, she was a girl/her head was larger than Jupiter

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Friday, 18 June 2004 01:37 (nineteen years ago) link

This is an incredibly stupid thread.

Andrew (enneff), Friday, 18 June 2004 01:37 (nineteen years ago) link


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