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32. the bosses' coffee
33. belt sander
34. The Queen of England
35. on a fine silver platter drizzled with Hollandaise and garnished with parsley sprig
36. altar boys

― sucka (sucka), Saturday, 8 November 2003 05:39 (twenty years ago) link

37. in its place, the saucy little thing

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Saturday, 8 November 2003 06:08 (twenty years ago) link

with the fondue kit

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 8 November 2003 06:09 (twenty years ago) link

38. Hazmat containment unit
39. Cleveland, Ohio
40. Grover Cleveland
41. Grover Cleveland Alexander
42. Grover
43. Super-Grover
44. Grover when he's being the Annoying Waiter
45. anyone who objects to all these mentions of Grover
46. copies of the Norton Anthology of Modern Fiction

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Saturday, 8 November 2003 06:11 (twenty years ago) link

sorry mr. eisbar I am drunk and didn't count right. we're on 48 now:

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Saturday, 8 November 2003 06:12 (twenty years ago) link

49. on turbodrive

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 8 November 2003 06:12 (twenty years ago) link

50. In a specimen jar.
51. In the refrigerator.
52. In a specimen jar in the refrigerator.
53. In a pair of silk charmeuse boxers.
54. On a blanket on a Lower East Side sidewalk.

― j.lu (j.lu), Saturday, 8 November 2003 06:13 (twenty years ago) link

55. turntable (kitties only)

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Saturday, 8 November 2003 06:14 (twenty years ago) link

56. kitties (turntable only)

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Saturday, 8 November 2003 06:15 (twenty years ago) link

"IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM!"

― donut bitch (donut), Saturday, 8 November 2003 07:18 (twenty years ago) link

58. on the back burner

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Saturday, 8 November 2003 08:45 (twenty years ago) link

Haikunym, you just reminded me of some weird Sesame Street porn story that someone e-mailed me years ago, thanks a lot!!!

― jaymc (jaymc), Saturday, 8 November 2003 09:44 (twenty years ago) link

59; Jar of Nutella.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Saturday, 8 November 2003 10:50 (twenty years ago) link

KING MISSILE TO THREAD!

― jel -- (jel), Saturday, 8 November 2003 10:53 (twenty years ago) link

im drunk nest thread eber

― Pablo Cruise (chaki), Saturday, 8 November 2003 11:22 (twenty years ago) link

oh, and Kim, I'm shocked.

― jel -- (jel), Saturday, 8 November 2003 11:25 (twenty years ago) link

60. In the drunk nest

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 8 November 2003 11:52 (twenty years ago) link

into members of royalty?

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Saturday, 8 November 2003 11:57 (twenty years ago) link

62. Oh, y'know, over there.

― Matt (Matt), Saturday, 8 November 2003 11:58 (twenty years ago) link

63; Into the ass of a royal servant.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Saturday, 8 November 2003 11:59 (twenty years ago) link

64; Camilla Parker-Bowles

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Saturday, 8 November 2003 11:59 (twenty years ago) link

65; Bryan Adams

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Saturday, 8 November 2003 11:59 (twenty years ago) link

66. The village of Desborough.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 8 November 2003 12:01 (twenty years ago) link

77. In the Negative Zone

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 8 November 2003 12:04 (twenty years ago) link

69; In a 69.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Saturday, 8 November 2003 12:09 (twenty years ago) link

70. Tate Modern

― stevem (blueski), Saturday, 8 November 2003 12:56 (twenty years ago) link

71. the mashed potato (ala 'Ill Communication')

― stevem (blueski), Saturday, 8 November 2003 12:57 (twenty years ago) link

72. (how have we not had this one yet?) At the bottom of your girlfriend's box of popcorn.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 8 November 2003 13:12 (twenty years ago) link

apple pie?

― Skottie, Saturday, 8 November 2003 13:26 (twenty years ago) link

74. on trial for tax evasion

― Bryan (Bryan), Saturday, 8 November 2003 13:49 (twenty years ago) link

75. a newcastle utd gangbanging (is it cool to make jokes now?)

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Saturday, 8 November 2003 15:22 (twenty years ago) link

Jar of Nutella

While still attached?

― Miggie (Miggie), Saturday, 8 November 2003 16:43 (twenty years ago) link

76. A penis cozy

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Saturday, 8 November 2003 17:32 (twenty years ago) link

hahaha... best Saturday morning ever!

― Kim (Kim), Saturday, 8 November 2003 17:42 (twenty years ago) link

77. Michael Fawcett.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Saturday, 8 November 2003 18:22 (twenty years ago) link

78. In the Hershey Highway leading you to the Land of Dairy Queen.

― Jay Dee Sah Mon (Kingfish), Saturday, 8 November 2003 18:37 (twenty years ago) link

79. A knitted uterus.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 8 November 2003 19:15 (twenty years ago) link

80. in your baby momma
81. in your baby momma's curtains

― Jay Dee Sah Mon (Kingfish), Saturday, 8 November 2003 19:32 (twenty years ago) link

82. the dirt

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Saturday, 8 November 2003 19:42 (twenty years ago) link

(dom wins)

― A Girl Named Sam (thatgirl), Saturday, 8 November 2003 20:18 (twenty years ago) link

83. between CeCe and a Ton

― donut bitch (donut), Saturday, 8 November 2003 21:26 (twenty years ago) link

84. up for adoption

― oops (Oops), Saturday, 8 November 2003 22:11 (twenty years ago) link

85.

― cinniblount (James Blount), Saturday, 8 November 2003 22:19 (twenty years ago) link

ahem

― cinniblount (James Blount), Saturday, 8 November 2003 22:20 (twenty years ago) link

85.

― cinniblount (James Blount), Saturday, 8 November 2003 22:20 (twenty years ago) link

86. Between a rock and a hard place.

― Skottie, Saturday, 8 November 2003 22:46 (twenty years ago) link

87. Vice

― oops (Oops), Saturday, 8 November 2003 22:52 (twenty years ago) link

88. OPP

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 8 November 2003 22:53 (twenty years ago) link

89. comically, in place of a judge's gavel!

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Saturday, 8 November 2003 22:54 (twenty years ago) link

90. OPParking Spaces

― oops (Oops), Saturday, 8 November 2003 22:55 (twenty years ago) link

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180. on the telly

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 24 January 2005 04:31 (nineteen years ago) link

181. in the dirty clothes basket

― gem (trisk), Monday, 24 January 2005 04:40 (nineteen years ago) link

182. Hills Hoist

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 24 January 2005 04:41 (nineteen years ago) link

attached to the wind-up handle?

― gem (trisk), Monday, 24 January 2005 04:42 (nineteen years ago) link

183. In the junk drawer

― Nellie (nellskies), Monday, 24 January 2005 05:50 (nineteen years ago) link

184.Into high society

― Matt (Matt), Monday, 24 January 2005 16:04 (nineteen years ago) link

185. Into the WRONG HANDS.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 24 January 2005 16:16 (nineteen years ago) link

from savage love this week...

To engage in "femoral intercourse," you will need one person's dick and another person's thighs. Place dick between thighs, press thighs together, and hump away until thighs are a sticky mess. Some other names for femoral intercourse: college-style, dry humping, "English method," and my favorite, "The Weekly Standard."

― peter smith (plsmith), Monday, 24 January 2005 16:40 (nineteen years ago) link

186. Evening Standard

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 12:44 (nineteen years ago) link

three years pass...

187. On a necktie

http://13gb.com/media/images/penis_tie.jpg

― stephen, Saturday, 14 June 2008 05:26 (fifteen years ago) link

ILX Gays: ♪♫ Meennnn ♪♫

― Eric H., Saturday, 14 June 2008 05:35 (fifteen years ago) link

188. wallogina

― Autumn Almanac, Saturday, 14 June 2008 08:39 (fifteen years ago) link

(not that I am encouraging this)