I just finished book #10 of Robert Jordan's stupid series.

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DOOOOOOOOOORKS.

haha sorry.

g e o f f (gcannon), Monday, 2 May 2005 22:22 (8 years ago) Permalink

a friend of mine in HS once explained the whole cosmology to me (the uh 'wheel of time' deal) and then was like "uh actually i kind of believe it."

g e o f f (gcannon), Monday, 2 May 2005 22:23 (8 years ago) Permalink

The description of magic use are pretty cool as well.

A homunculus of Darby Crash, .... created for the purposes of *EVIL* (ex machina, Monday, 2 May 2005 22:27 (8 years ago) Permalink

I've said this before possibly, but the main point of the last few books seems to be about listening to the inside thoughts of random characters as they totally misinterpret the actions of all the other characters (like, that second most recent book actually ended with something important, so the most recent book seemed to be about three quarters everyone going: "gee, I wonder what that big explosion was").

But the thing is, this is both annoying and also kind of impressively audacious. I don't think that Jordan is intentionally stalling so much as just suffering from a bad case of being fascinated with the cataloguing of all of his characters' inner worlds to an obsessive-compulsive degree.

It's like, the series started off as Lost and somewhere along the way became The O.C.

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Monday, 2 May 2005 22:55 (8 years ago) Permalink

Now I'm imagining Rand dancing to Death Cub for Cutie and meeting George Lucas.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 2 May 2005 22:57 (8 years ago) Permalink

The Wheel of Time #11: The Torrents of Emo

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 01:49 (8 years ago) Permalink

*resists BitTorrents joke, just*

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 01:58 (8 years ago) Permalink

Tim I actually really liked that aspect of it in the ones I read. That Domani (or whatever) Captain with the bad accent would mention some trinket in passing, and then in a whole different book some Aes Sedai (is that how you spell em?) would talk about the legend of this one ancient artifact and then in a whole different book rand would find it and do awesome shit with it. It's, like, Jordan sets these little foreshadowing plot barbs in and then cashes in the chips later on (omg I crossed the streams there).

Dan I. (Dan I.), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 02:26 (8 years ago) Permalink

That's what really sucks about all this too is that there're so many loose ends that I'm madly curious about, like what ever happened between Mat and the Daughter of the Nine Moons, and was there ever any more about the people on the other side of the desert all the way off the map to the east that ritualistically kill their kings all the time or something like that. And what about the lizard people through that one doorway, huh? Ooh! and what about that bad guy that only appeared in one scene in one book who could apparently channel the True Source and had a blue line crossing his eyeballs and scared the shit out of the other bad guys!?
But I'll be damned if I'm going to read the books to find out.
I don't know if I'm still super-nerdy for even wanting to know about this stuff, or if I'm redeemed by refusing to knuckle under and read 5 more books about bickering Aes Sedais.

Dan I. (Dan I.), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 02:31 (8 years ago) Permalink

Dan I, I kiss you!! I guess I will have to reread these at some point.

But I mean.... fuck! I started reading them when I was still going to little kids' summer camp and here I am entering the adult world.

A homunculus of Darby Crash, .... created for the purposes of *EVIL* (ex machina, Tuesday, 3 May 2005 02:53 (8 years ago) Permalink

the worse people try and make these sound the more i want to read them

tom west (thomp), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 03:00 (8 years ago) Permalink

Dan two of the loose ends you referred to have been picked up on, one is almost certainly to be resumed er any book now and one I think is a passing curio.

I love the recurring plot trinkets as well, the plot intricacy is the best thing about the series I reckon. What I'm referring to are situations like seventy pages of Perrin worrying about nothing in particular or Aviendha and Elayne envying eachother's hairsytles.

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 03:14 (8 years ago) Permalink

i never got through the 4th book. it just got all samey. has the goddamned guy saved the world yet or what?

lemin (lemin), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 04:06 (8 years ago) Permalink

what's it about?!

s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 04:23 (8 years ago) Permalink

kind of a messiah plot where the messiah has a possibly crippling defect

ryan (ryan), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 04:38 (8 years ago) Permalink

and this is milked for dramatic tension for THOUSANDS of pages.

ryan (ryan), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 04:41 (8 years ago) Permalink

The best bits in the books I read (up to nr 6, I think. Blame ILX. I was all snarky, but some people (Di, Dan) here said they were good) were the bits where you got these piecemeal references to the technologically advanced earlier age that nothing survived from, except fragments.

Did the sorceress woman who vanished through the magic doorway ever come back?

Gene Wolfe's forst set of books abt Severian the Torturer pwn these books in just about everyway, mind.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 10:39 (8 years ago) Permalink

Am I the only person waiting for Min, Elayne and Aviendha to kiss?

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 10:45 (8 years ago) Permalink

(don't answer that)

The Ghost of Internet Slash To Thread (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 10:46 (8 years ago) Permalink

Did the sorceress woman who vanished through the magic doorway ever come back?

Moiraine? Maybe. Maybe not.

teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 13:00 (8 years ago) Permalink

everybody stop talking about this lest i be foolishly tempted to start reading it again!

mookieproof (mookieproof), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 13:02 (8 years ago) Permalink

The last 50 pages of book 6 are completely off the chain. It's all downhill from that, though I'll buy the next one the day it comes out. I'm a slave 4 RJ.

adam (adam), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 13:09 (8 years ago) Permalink

After the birth of her second child, Morgase shares a vulnerable moment with her Aes Sedai advisor...chapter four up.

Anyway, this is tempting me to "catch up", except I'd have to read them all from the top, and that's a mighty slab of pulp.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 13:11 (8 years ago) Permalink

I think the majority of the tediousness is all the fucking bland bickering between "handsome" Aes Sedai and noblepersons trying to abdicate a variety of crowns. Less Brown Ajah, more Perrin the Wolf Dude fucking people up to save his wife.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 13:13 (8 years ago) Permalink

(xpost) "This" being "this thread", not "this wholly unsurprising existence of a WoT slash community"

Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 13:13 (8 years ago) Permalink

"Less Brown Ajah, more Perrin the Wolf Dude fucking people up to save his wife."

Yeah but it would be better if he did more of the "fucking people up" and less of the "think about anything except Berelain's legs" guilty repression trips.

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 00:46 (8 years ago) Permalink

yeah this has been said like a 1000 times on this thread already but Jordon really confuses petty neuroses for compelling drama.

ryan (ryan), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 01:09 (8 years ago) Permalink

3 months pass...
oh no!!! number 11 is out soon: http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0312873077/ref=amb_right-3_96176201_2/103-2203941-6931055

ryan (ryan), Sunday, 28 August 2005 18:53 (7 years ago) Permalink

i am 25 now and i must have been 13 when i started reading these books

ryan (ryan), Sunday, 28 August 2005 18:57 (7 years ago) Permalink

i gave up.

i finally finished nine, which was fucking tedious and terrible.

read "A Game of Thrones" by George R. R. Martin instead. First book in the best fantasy series of the decade.

Ian John50n (orion), Sunday, 28 August 2005 19:15 (7 years ago) Permalink

Read the first two. Thought there were only (only!) six. Went to the bookshop and saw volume seven. Promptly abandoned the series.

chap who would dare to thwart the revolution (chap), Sunday, 28 August 2005 19:26 (7 years ago) Permalink

Ian, has the fourth book in Martin's series come out yet?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 28 August 2005 20:14 (7 years ago) Permalink

out in november.

Ian John50n (orion), Sunday, 28 August 2005 20:26 (7 years ago) Permalink

Ian is so OTM about that Martin series! So fucking good (and the characters are all in jeopardy at all times) (so awesome watching them attempt the Potpourri category).

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Monday, 29 August 2005 14:54 (7 years ago) Permalink

I figure it's going to be great by what little I've read of it so far. Kind of an extension of Guy Gavriel Kay's shades of gray approach, which is thoroughly welcome.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 29 August 2005 15:00 (7 years ago) Permalink

Ian, you were so right. I went and bought "A Game of Thrones" after I started it at your house and tore through it. I'm getting "A Clash of Kings" today and will blame you if I spend all my time reading it instead of finding a job.

Laura H. (laurah), Monday, 29 August 2005 15:51 (7 years ago) Permalink

IAN CONTRIBUTES TO UNEMPLOYMENT

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 29 August 2005 15:52 (7 years ago) Permalink

I DO MY BEST FOR YA'LL FOLKX.

SHIT IS SO GOOD. READ IT ALL UP.

Ian John50n (orion), Monday, 29 August 2005 21:52 (7 years ago) Permalink

I just started Walden by H.D. Thoreau. Is the rest of the series this good?

TOMBOT, Monday, 29 August 2005 22:22 (7 years ago) Permalink

I hear Walden Five is when it kicks in.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 29 August 2005 22:42 (7 years ago) Permalink

That's when Don Henley fights Thoreau's ghost.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 29 August 2005 22:42 (7 years ago) Permalink

thoreau and emerson can eat my cock.
booorrring.

Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 00:57 (7 years ago) Permalink

"i am 25 now and i must have been 13 when i started reading these books "

Yeah, i think I started in 1994! I have not read a fantasy book in yonks I think. And yet i am vaguely pondering the impending release date with anticipation...

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 12:14 (7 years ago) Permalink

Yet more proof that this series is like totally autobiographical provided in the RJ interview on the page Ryan linked to:

"Q: What is the worst lie you've ever told?
A: It's hard to think of one since I am genetically incapable of lying to women and that takes out 52% of the population right there."

"Q: If you could have one superpower what would it be?
A: That depends. If I'm feeling altruistic, it would be the ability to heal anything with a touch, if that can be called a superpower. If I'm not feeling very altruistic, it would be the ability to read other people's minds, to finally be able to get to the bottom of what they really mean and what their motivations are. "

Also, worst cover yet!

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 12:19 (7 years ago) Permalink

"Yeah, i think I started in 1994!"

No it was 1992! That is wrong.

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 12:19 (7 years ago) Permalink

Jordan has scarred me permanently. I spent years waiting for each new volume to be released until finally I gave up halfway through book nine. It was so hard to plough through the tedium when there's no end in sight.

I now won't start a fantasy series until all the books have been published. So I'm denying myself the GRR Martin and the Stephen Erikson books that are meant to be really good.

I delude myself into thinking that Jordan means it when he says that it'll all be finished in the next couple of books and that one day I can go back to it and read the whole thing from beginning to end.

Greig (treefell), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 13:06 (7 years ago) Permalink

The Martin and Erikson are good. And Erikson at least can be relied upon to regularly produce the goods (saying that his publisher put the date of book 6 back nine months for no apparent reason...bastards). Martin's characters while well written unfortunately have the habit of dying whenever they even slightly fuck something up...sooner of later he's gonna run out of them.

I've been tempted, over the years, to write to Jordan informing him of these strange things called "editors". It's been 15 years and he still hasn't got anywhere near the bloody point, I know kids who are reading them who weren't born when the first one was published. And I'm also sick of his characters being trapped in permanent adolescence or (in the case of his female characters) permanent PMS.

Stone Monkey (Stone Monkey), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 13:21 (7 years ago) Permalink

I am the only person on Earth who really likes the exploding subplots in the Jordan books. I really like the sense that these events are so massive that the ripple effect is causing a complicated political and social upheaval that is impacting the foundations of every single society on the planet and Jordan's taking the time to show us every single major story and plot thread in this series; it's like watching an actual alternate history unfold.

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 13:42 (7 years ago) Permalink

it's not much fun to try and read robert jordan when yr on acid. HEAD HURTS

Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 13:53 (7 years ago) Permalink

I think the first thing that needed to happen to make this truly work would have been to turn it into two books

signed, Tim Foherty

kill yuppies (Lamp), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 01:54 (3 months ago) Permalink

Pevara was introduced in the seventh book and Androl in the ninth; how does that make them Sanderson characters?

Ima R.A.E.D. (DJP), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 02:04 (3 months ago) Permalink

(Unless you just mean Sanderson wrote more of their material than Jordan did, which is kind if a necessary side-effect of dude dying)

Ima R.A.E.D. (DJP), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 02:05 (3 months ago) Permalink

yeah - their forced-seeming courtship and the general dynamics of their relationship were total jordan too tbh. i think the stuff at the black tower was some of the best and most intense stuff of the entire last book and was some of the only material that seemed almost underplayed but androl was a shitty character outside of those first few chapters i couldnt help but resent having to spend so much time w/him

kill yuppies (Lamp), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 02:12 (3 months ago) Permalink

Idk as i read their stuff its got a sanderson feel, this may be wholly imagined. Also cant help but doubt jordan meant for so many major and interesting characters to fade out without trace while such major focus lands on (for all that dan is correct in their debuts) two johnny-come-lately characters (and there wasnt any meat to them until sanderson took over.

again, this is obv just what i'm attributing while reading, it's subjective as can be, but it does feel slightly crowbarred in, a kind of power grab that doesnt fit with what (imo) the conclusion needed.

habemus paparazzi (darraghmac), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 11:37 (3 months ago) Permalink

It's just a very weird thing to say regarding Pevara, since she was introduced eons ago and always put into a situation where you would expect her to become a very important force for transformation within the Red Ajah; in fact, I'd say she was introduced by Jordan specifically to signpost to the readers how the Red Ajah could pull itself out of the tailspin the Black Ajah had cooked up for it.

Androl didn't become important until after Jordan died but he was also clearly (to me, anyway) someone introduced late in the game by Jordan as an example of how the channellers were going to have to get past the idea of raw power determining leadership in order to be successful.

I have no opinion on their relationship stuff, that probably felt Sandersony because there was very little sniffing, braid-pulling, or walking in on each other in various states of undress.

Ima R.A.E.D. (DJP), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 14:15 (3 months ago) Permalink

Lol oh shit was pevara one of the reds involved in investigating the black ajah? Ah well i mean fair enough, id say my bad but rly its tough enough to keep track of the top twenty characters let alone the ones that go from hardnosed white tower detectives to smoochy leather fetishists overnight tbrr

habemus paparazzi (darraghmac), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 15:23 (3 months ago) Permalink

lol Pevara was the ringleader of the Reds investigating the Black Ajah!

Ima R.A.E.D. (DJP), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 16:10 (3 months ago) Permalink

Fuck off, i'm NOT reading it again

...to work on his autobiography, "kiddyfiddling as rome burns" (darraghmac), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 16:11 (3 months ago) Permalink

The funniest thing about that whole plot was how Seaine or whatever the fuck her name was started things off and then Jordan sidelined her when he realised Pevara was more interesting/useful.

It's easy to assume that Jordan had this compulsion to follow plot lines and characters regardless of whether there was an ultimate point, but there's heaps of examples of this e.g. Sorilea effectively replacing Bair (only for Sanderson to bring the latter back in the final book).

Which reminds me, the lack of a Sorilea is a darkfriend big reveal was half missed opportunity and half relief bc I like her a lot.

Tim F, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 21:22 (3 months ago) Permalink

I'm trying to think of who the top 20 characters in this actually are

I mean obv: Rand, Mat, Perrin, Egwene, Nynaeve, Elayne, Min, Aviendha, but who comes next? Spouses (Tuon, Faile)? White/Black Tower folk (Siuan, Logain, etc)? Forsaken (Llanfer, Demandred, Moridin, Moghedien, Graendel, etc)? The great generals? Aiel (Rhuarc, Amys, etc)? Does Min actually rank in the top 20 or does she get extra weight due to being one of Rand's Furies? etc etc etc

Ima R.A.E.D. (DJP), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 21:31 (3 months ago) Permalink

Min totally ranks. She's been having pretty crucial POVs since book 4.

Tim F, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 21:36 (3 months ago) Permalink

I mean, I think she ranks, but I wasn't sure if that was just me rooting for the plucky precog

Ima R.A.E.D. (DJP), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 21:42 (3 months ago) Permalink

here, what was all that Perrin Lanfear business about?

Number None, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 22:17 (3 months ago) Permalink

Top good guy characters:

Rand
Mat
Perrin
Egwene
Nynaeve
Elayne
Min
Aviendha
Moiraine
Lan
Thom
Siuan
Verin
Gawyn
Galad
Faile
Cadsuane
Sorilea
Tuon

What's interesting about the above list is that, with the exception of the final three, all of them had made an appearance by the third book. That in itself is not surprising of course - you'd expect the basic contours of the story (and hence its main characters) to be set up in the early books - but what is surprising is that Cadsuane and Sorilea are the only two "good" characters who feel like they were crucial to later plot devlopments but were not necessary (i.e. RJ post book 3 could have never introduced them) whereas even Tuon had been foreshadowed pretty heavily. Then, of course, Cadsuane and Sorilea were basically mirroring characters with mirroring roles (and a direct working relationship with one another).

Tim F, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 22:20 (3 months ago) Permalink

here, what was all that Perrin Lanfear business about?

― Number None, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 10:17 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

That segment of the fanbase that is invested in tracing the mythological reference points in the story have long claimed that from a mythic perspective Lanfear was tied more closely to Perrin than to Rand.

Shoving it all into the final book made it seem both shoehorned and opportunist, in several senses: opportunist for Lanfear in finding someone to play with while Rand was otherwise occupied and seemingly indifferent; opportunist for the authors for effectively the same reasons and also as a way of giving Perrin a role to play in the final "real" last battle plus score a Forsaken kill.

See also Matt dealing with Padan Fain.

As with most of the big plot developments in the final book, in the abstract there's a great symmetry to this, I think, being that while Rand (who lives with LTT's memories) has to deal with the question of whether a world of imperfection, injustice, evil, pain, etc. is worth saving, Perrin (the archetypal humble leader) deals with the character who represents the evil of untrammelled ambition, while Mat (the military genius who retains the capacity to laugh) deals with the evil born of a desire for revenge shorn of ethics. Basically Lanfear and Fain are the two main embodiments of forms of "evil" that are not simply a derivation of the big bad.

So the idea becomes Rand needs them at the last battle not just because he needs their help in a prosaic sense to avoid getting killed, but because "evil" as such takes multiple forms and hence needs to be resisted in multiple ways.

Plus similarly Perrin/Lanfear have Tel'aran'rhiod skillz and Mat has the knife connection to Mashadar (but the whole immunisation metaphor was so tritely executed it was laughable).

So I expect that all of the above had been planned from the very beginning. But the execution was so clumsy because it was done so hurriedly and was so pat.

If the Lanfear/Perrin plot had been set up in Towers of Midnight - i.e. Lanfear had been stalking Perrin while he trained with Hopper - it wouldn't have seemed nearly so arbitrary. I'm guessing Brandon decided that to do that would interfere with the "is Lanfear really evil" fake-cliffhanger in that book.

Tim F, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 22:35 (3 months ago) Permalink

i think one of the more interesting things about the wot is how willing jordan was to sideline important characters if he thought it helped further the story or made things more interesting. like removing almost all the rand pov chapters from 'the dragon reborn' ends up making the book more effective - keeping rand's goals and mental state opaque even to the reader makes the book more exciting, 'raises the stakes' &c.

but what is surprising is that Cadsuane and Sorilea are the only two "good" characters who feel like they were crucial to later plot devlopments but were not necessary

haha i think part of the development of the plot/placement of characters w/in the narrative was structured to show how necessity was the driving force - you were where the pattern/rand needed you to be &c &c

idk i think theres really just rand - everyone else. elan morin has a claim to be the next most 'important' character if only because of jordans love of mirroring/balancing but i think its hard to make a defined hierarchy, philosophically events dictated to characters rather than the opposite? i also loved how jordan would repeatedly bring back incredibly minor characters both as grace notes but also to show the sort of chain of cause and effect that undergirded the idea of the pattern

kill yuppies (Lamp), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 22:46 (3 months ago) Permalink

i think one of the more interesting things about the wot is how willing jordan was to sideline important characters if he thought it helped further the story or made things more interesting. like removing almost all the rand pov chapters from 'the dragon reborn' ends up making the book more effective - keeping rand's goals and mental state opaque even to the reader makes the book more exciting, 'raises the stakes' &c.

Absolutely.

Similar in the treatment (though more specific in purpose), what made Verin and Sorilea such interesting characters the whole way through was how carefully calibrated their POVs were such that you never really knew what their ultimate intentions were.

This was realised brilliantly with Verin of course. With Sorilea I think BS just ran out of time to do anything with it.

I'm not sure what would have been more satisfying: her being a darkfriend (perhaps she could have been crucial to Graendal having a bigger impact at Shayol Ghul than she actually did), or her turning out to have a much more complex/involved endgame in mind (presumably centered around the future of the Aiel) than we ever guessed.

Tim F, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 23:27 (3 months ago) Permalink

You ppl are memory wizards

...to work on his autobiography, "kiddyfiddling as rome burns" (darraghmac), Wednesday, 13 February 2013 00:08 (3 months ago) Permalink


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