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Germany and Jamaica can be a bit disappointed with their performance - the tabloids at home are photoshopping the manager's face onto a turnip.

― Matt DC, Friday, 27 January 2012 09:41 (11 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Aesop Rizzle (a hoy hoy), Friday, 27 January 2012 21:30 (2 years ago) Permalink

who r u

― markers, Friday, January 27, 2012 11:17 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

who who
who who

― I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Friday, January 27, 2012 11:17 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

hhhhhh Bill I juste like ertronic thinges (NZA), Friday, 27 January 2012 22:36 (2 years ago) Permalink

oh, well that i can explain i think. an unexpected scene developed friday night as president barack obama saw a destitute man on a bench in front of the white house and did not care at all. as every president in the history of the united states quickly gathered around, a group including some founding fathers, ronald reagan and abraham lincolin expressed outrage at obama's indifference. the president took the constitution in his hands, said "it's words on paper. to hell with this pathetic "country". speaking for america, let me apologize to the rest of the world, and particularly europe, for our actions over the last hundred years. i love the united nations and want a one world government", and then stood defiantly on top of the priceless document. a gang of badboys including bill clinton, george w bush, a miraculously sturdy franklin delano roosevelt and his distant cousin theodore roosevelt, stood behind obama in support, clapping loudly and using foul language. mysteriously, a large number of dollar bills covered the ground between the presidents, destitute man, and the loose pages of the constitution. no one thought to collect them and give them to the man on the bench.

― SELF DEPORTATION (Z S), Friday, January 27, 2012 7:29 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

⚓ (gr8080), Saturday, 28 January 2012 05:37 (2 years ago) Permalink

hahaha where is that?

ban dejar (Drugs A. Money), Saturday, 28 January 2012 05:43 (2 years ago) Permalink

lolz thread

⚓ (gr8080), Saturday, 28 January 2012 05:50 (2 years ago) Permalink

Whoa, taking a bow for ZS

future debts collector (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 28 January 2012 10:05 (2 years ago) Permalink

I was in the middle of trying to figure out what the clusterfuck was about when I was pulled up abruptly by this.

besides some references to things more deep-seeded in black culture

NOT "DEEP-SEEDED." THE PHRASE IS "DEEPLY SEATED." "DEEP-SEEDED" IS THE RESULT OF PEOPLE HEARING THINGS WRONG AND THEN TYPING AS THOUGH THEY HAD UNDERSTOOD WHAT THEY HEARD. THANK YOU.

― unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, January 27, 2012 6:59 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I could care less

― frogs you are the dumbest asshole (frogbs), Friday, January 27, 2012 7:17 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

You got to ro-o-oll me and call me the tumblr whites (Phil D.), Saturday, 28 January 2012 16:05 (2 years ago) Permalink

loool

dayo, Saturday, 28 January 2012 16:16 (2 years ago) Permalink

haha

lag∞n, Saturday, 28 January 2012 16:29 (2 years ago) Permalink

10/10

⚓ (gr8080), Saturday, 28 January 2012 18:41 (2 years ago) Permalink

guys, turns out the origin of aids was actually a guy screwing a monkey

― lag∞n, Sunday, January 29, 2012 9:30 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

can someone please change this thread title to "origin of AIDS (SPOILERS)"? thanks.

― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Sunday, January 29, 2012 9:41 AM Bookmark

Neanderthal, Sunday, 29 January 2012 14:50 (2 years ago) Permalink

Quality posts all over that AIDS thread:

http://www.nashvillescene.com/pitw/archives/2012/01/26/stacey-campfield-on-the-origins-of-aids-it-was-one-guy-screwing-a-monkey

Most people realize that AIDS came from the homosexual community — it was one guy screwing a monkey, if I recall correctly, and then having sex with men. It was an airline pilot, if I recall. My understanding is that it is virtually — not completely, but virtually — impossible to contract AIDS through heterosexual sex...very rarely [ transmitted ]. What's the average lifespan of a homosexual? it's very short. Google it yourself."

best use of "IIRC" ever.

― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Friday, January 27, 2012 5:02 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

frogBaSeball (Hurting 2), Sunday, 29 January 2012 21:38 (2 years ago) Permalink

I live in Brighton for the record. Wandering through Crawley on the way to the train station on Friday.

Boy: 'You're not gettin' none of my wages ya slag'

Girl: 'You should have though of that when you were spunkin' in me ya cunt'

― Yeah Yeah Bohney (Craigo Boingo),

Aesop Rizzle (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 29 January 2012 22:21 (2 years ago) Permalink

mayne you just will not know yr audience

teaky frigger (darraghmac), Monday, 30 January 2012 00:46 (2 years ago) Permalink

'not have known', obv

teaky frigger (darraghmac), Monday, 30 January 2012 00:47 (2 years ago) Permalink

career predictions plz

― the boy with the gorn at his side (Edward III), Wednesday, January 18, 2012 12:06 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

porn, porn, snuff films

― lana shel game (some dude), Wednesday, January 18, 2012 1:12 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

you can't really pluralize that

― Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Wednesday, January 18, 2012 1:13 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Monday, 30 January 2012 15:20 (2 years ago) Permalink

what if shes the key grip of several snuff films

johnny crunch, Monday, 30 January 2012 15:35 (2 years ago) Permalink

oh shit

― lag∞n affiliated (The Reverend), Monday, January 30, 2012 1:55 AM (11 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

otm

bear, bear, bear, Monday, January 30, 2012 2:22 AM (11 hours ago)

tebow gotti (k3vin k.), Monday, 30 January 2012 18:36 (2 years ago) Permalink

hahaha

I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Monday, 30 January 2012 18:37 (2 years ago) Permalink

In re: Pomplamoose

--

― am0n, Monday, January 30, 2012 12:32 PM (59 minutes ago)

^^Two Real Lights

― Lady Writer, Male Seether (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, January 30, 2012 12:37 PM (54 minutes ago)

two whites

― am0n, Monday, January 30, 2012 12:46 PM (45 minutes ago)

Tumblr Whites

― Lady Writer, Male Seether (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, January 30, 2012 12:54 PM (38 minutes ago)

Ned Raggett, Monday, 30 January 2012 21:33 (2 years ago) Permalink

i dunno if its possible to make a comment about that picture that is better than the picture itself

frogs you are the dumbest asshole (frogbs), Monday, 30 January 2012 21:34 (2 years ago) Permalink

true

Mark G, Monday, 30 January 2012 21:38 (2 years ago) Permalink

She is making the worst face fyi

polyphonic, Monday, 30 January 2012 21:40 (2 years ago) Permalink

idk she's just doing a closed-mouth smile; if both of them had that expression we'd all be like "ugh they're standing at a whimsical angle smh." it's really his :D :D :D face that drives it over the top into madness

ban opinions (reddening), Monday, 30 January 2012 22:13 (2 years ago) Permalink

I recognize that fence.

Aimless, Monday, 30 January 2012 22:14 (2 years ago) Permalink

She is making the worst face fyi

― polyphonic, Monday, January 30, 2012 11:40 AM (47 minutes ago)

⚓ (gr8080), Monday, 30 January 2012 22:28 (2 years ago) Permalink

except for his, I agree

frogBaSeball (Hurting 2), Monday, 30 January 2012 22:37 (2 years ago) Permalink

am0n, Monday, 30 January 2012 22:39 (2 years ago) Permalink

something for the IA thread is people who make that face in every photo who are not in Pomplpmouse

frogs you are the dumbest asshole (frogbs), Monday, 30 January 2012 22:42 (2 years ago) Permalink

I don't know who she is but I'd do her.

Damnit ;_;

future debts collector (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 30 January 2012 22:42 (2 years ago) Permalink

to be fair

hers says "I wuv my hubby"
his says "Though I am ostensibly goofing, I am actually suffocating in this heterosexual relationship"

his is at least honest

frogBaSeball (Hurting 2), Monday, 30 January 2012 22:43 (2 years ago) Permalink

LBI do i have a treat 4 u: So who ARE that insufferable indie couple in the new Hyundai TV ads?

⚓ (gr8080), Monday, 30 January 2012 22:43 (2 years ago) Permalink

Oh dear... Still tears, but retracting my ws remark tbh ;_;

future debts collector (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 30 January 2012 22:49 (2 years ago) Permalink

she looks like Maggie Gyllenhaal post brain-surgery in that pic

Darin, Monday, 30 January 2012 23:23 (2 years ago) Permalink

he has dinosaur teeth

scary

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Monday, 30 January 2012 23:38 (2 years ago) Permalink

Do you feel blame? Are you mad? Uh, do you feel like wolf kabob Roth vantage? Gefrannis booj pooch boo jujube; bear-ramage. Jigiji geeji geeja geeble Google. Begep flagaggle vaggle veditch-waggle bagga?

― am0n, Tuesday, January 31, 2012 7:42 AM (34 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

mh, Tuesday, 31 January 2012 14:17 (2 years ago) Permalink

compare street etiquette dudes selling vintage pieces on parkandbond.com, where we find the following caveat in every product description:

Please note that any distressing is a desirable aspect of this one-of-a-kind vintage piece

― i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, January 31, 2012 11:58 AM (22 minutes ago)

well, if i ever need to date again i've got my angle sorted.

― teaky frigger (darraghmac), Tuesday, January 31, 2012 12:16 PM (4 minutes ago)

The I-Need-a-Cure Singers (unregistered), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 17:30 (2 years ago) Permalink

it's even funnier if you read the word "angle" as a (curved penis) double entendre.

The I-Need-a-Cure Singers (unregistered), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 17:30 (2 years ago) Permalink

O.O

gonna give her the old fuquay-varina (Jenny), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 19:33 (2 years ago) Permalink

i'm quite bad enough without imputed further impropriety tyvm

teaky frigger (darraghmac), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 19:34 (2 years ago) Permalink

flag post sitta

― am0n, Tuesday, January 31, 2012 5:40 PM

XD XD

markers, Tuesday, 31 January 2012 22:42 (2 years ago) Permalink

from "summarize your 'look' today in 4 words or fewer"

why won't he shave

― SELF DEPORTATION (Z S), Saturday, January 28, 2012 4:21 AM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 08:37 (2 years ago) Permalink

If you haven't heard any Ivor Cutler, get one of his records, they're all really funny, especially Ludo (where "I'm Happy" and "Good Morning How Are You Shut Up" come from) and Life From A Scotch Sitting Room.

― dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, March 7, 2006 8:32 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'm happy
I'm happy
Dead

― satan (dog), Thursday, March 9, 2006 10:17 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 20:54 (2 years ago) Permalink

Text of OPD scanner: "OAKLAND - ) OPD REQUEST FULL SCALE MULTI COUNTY TACTICAL ALERT FOR RIOT IN PROGRESS. 500+ SUBJECTS IN AREA. [SFO024]"

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 04:58 (3 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Text of OPD scanner: "OAKLAND : - ) OPD REQUEST FULL SCALE MULTI COUNTY TACTICAL ALERT FOR RIOT IN PROGRESS. 500+ SUBJECTS IN AREA. [SFO024]"

― iatee, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 04:59 (3 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Aesop Rizzle (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 22:07 (2 years ago) Permalink

wooooooah

flags post o fu (darraghmac), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 22:08 (2 years ago) Permalink

ha that took a second for me to catch

the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 22:10 (2 years ago) Permalink

(told a dude earlier today in committee "i was throwing rocks at starbucks windows when you were learning multiplication tables, don't tell me i don't know what radical politics are" and then kind of wanted to kill myself)

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 05:16 (3 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

THROWing ROCKS
at the
STARBUCKS

......................revolution

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 05:17 (3 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i was steeling starbucks wifi when you were drinking crystal pepsi kid

― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 05:18 (3 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

we live in ~interesting tymes~

― lol waggoner (am0n), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 05:19 (3 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Aesop Rizzle (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 22:11 (2 years ago) Permalink

iatee post is alltime tho

Aesop Rizzle (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 22:12 (2 years ago) Permalink

Wait you mean 'Underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned' isn't LJ?

― Matt DC, Wednesday, February 1, 2012 3:48 AM (9 hours ago)

⚓ (gr8080), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 23:46 (2 years ago) Permalink

yah, i liked that one too.

"renegade" gnome (remy bean), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 23:48 (2 years ago) Permalink

markers has chilled out on posting as of late, which bums me out

♆ (gr8080), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 02:02 (2 years ago) Permalink

its always the wrong people who decide to post less

♆ (gr8080), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 02:02 (2 years ago) Permalink

that's what this thread's got me thinking

crüt, Wednesday, 11 April 2012 02:03 (2 years ago) Permalink

i miss him

easter back, somebody call the binks truck (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 02:04 (2 years ago) Permalink

i wish there was some song to properly express that

easter back, somebody call the binks truck (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 02:04 (2 years ago) Permalink

ilx atm has a huge markers shaped void full of poliopolice and racism

The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 02:04 (2 years ago) Permalink

who was the tremendously profane canadian dude -- i am blanking

he was incredible

mookieproof, Wednesday, 11 April 2012 02:05 (2 years ago) Permalink

easter back, somebody call the binks truck (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 02:09 (2 years ago) Permalink

i miss him

― easter back, somebody call the binks truck (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, April 10, 2012 7:04 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

dude you're so meta

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 02:10 (2 years ago) Permalink

Man, some of you guys are fuckin Zen masters of ruining jokes.

fix it with like some music glue (Trayce), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 02:10 (2 years ago) Permalink

who was the tremendously profane canadian dude -- i am blanking

he was incredible

― mookieproof, Tuesday, April 10, 2012 10:05 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark

you mean darrenscoq/ramosi?

some dude, Wednesday, 11 April 2012 02:11 (2 years ago) Permalink

gather round the potbellied PC and let's tell tales of the good old days back when a young boy dressed hisself up in wimmenfolk clothes and set the internet afire

boy, was that Dan Fielding hungry for some cake! (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 02:18 (2 years ago) Permalink

yessss xp

mookieproof, Wednesday, 11 April 2012 02:19 (2 years ago) Permalink

http://bit.ly/whydelongeface

lol'd

Lamp, Wednesday, 11 April 2012 02:20 (2 years ago) Permalink

bold clam was definitely better than truth bomb

these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 02:21 (2 years ago) Permalink

finally a man with taste
a taste 4 ass

boy, was that Dan Fielding hungry for some cake! (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 02:21 (2 years ago) Permalink

i thought bold clam was the original challops

crüt, Wednesday, 11 April 2012 02:22 (2 years ago) Permalink

oh you know what, i completely wrote that wrong, you're right crut.

boy, was that Dan Fielding hungry for some cake! (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 02:22 (2 years ago) Permalink

why de longe face is a bite of del griffith iirc

swaghand (dayo), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 02:23 (2 years ago) Permalink

clams, challops, what is it with you guys and seafood

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 02:23 (2 years ago) Permalink

I would sacrifice so many posters, including maybe myself, to have LJ back for more than once a week

swaghand (dayo), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 02:23 (2 years ago) Permalink

i still miss calum.

scott seward, Wednesday, 11 April 2012 02:24 (2 years ago) Permalink

nicky wire in a banana suit 4ever.

scott seward, Wednesday, 11 April 2012 02:24 (2 years ago) Permalink

i just always assume that LJ is still posting! i see some name i don't recognize mention the cardiacs and i figure its him.

scott seward, Wednesday, 11 April 2012 02:25 (2 years ago) Permalink

he is. amply.

scumulator (electricsound), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 02:25 (2 years ago) Permalink

it is sobering that it's nearly four years since he gave us 'good luck usa'

mookieproof, Wednesday, 11 April 2012 02:31 (2 years ago) Permalink

le coq tho

mookieproof, Wednesday, 11 April 2012 02:31 (2 years ago) Permalink

does lj actually still post once a week?

can someone start a thread linking to these posts when they occur?

♆ (gr8080), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 02:39 (2 years ago) Permalink

ha yeah i feel like there should be google alerts for valued sporadic posters like strongo or rtc

some dude, Wednesday, 11 April 2012 02:43 (2 years ago) Permalink

The saddest excelsior thread ;_;

THE SPACEMENT TAPES (loves laboured breathing), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 02:43 (2 years ago) Permalink

its realy sad they found better things to do than post on a message board 24/7

some dude, Wednesday, 11 April 2012 02:48 (2 years ago) Permalink

too bad you haven't

mookieproof, Wednesday, 11 April 2012 02:53 (2 years ago) Permalink

damn mookie i dunno if that was meant to be harsh but it stung

some dude, Wednesday, 11 April 2012 02:59 (2 years ago) Permalink

nah, it was more of an open goal thing tbh

although tbf maybe you should spend more time schooling your child(ren) in goon culture than arguing about it on a message board

mookieproof, Wednesday, 11 April 2012 03:22 (2 years ago) Permalink

nah man I was jk ps you are a bad father

iatee, Wednesday, 11 April 2012 03:24 (2 years ago) Permalink

jesus christ

some dude, Wednesday, 11 April 2012 03:26 (2 years ago) Permalink

some dude is for the children

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 11 April 2012 03:30 (2 years ago) Permalink

okay we definitely need a new laff thread.

scott seward, Wednesday, 11 April 2012 03:32 (2 years ago) Permalink

haha i didn't mean it like that, but whatever

mookieproof, Wednesday, 11 April 2012 03:33 (2 years ago) Permalink

xp: otm thats why i made one

there are subtle nuances in every single one of those EXCELSIORS, I'll have you LOL

♆ (gr8080), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 03:36 (2 years ago) Permalink

nah it's ok

although it's my fault because the only time i've argued about goon culture is the other day when i was called a 'goon outlier' because i avoid talking about goon culture. vicious circle.

some dude, Wednesday, 11 April 2012 03:36 (2 years ago) Permalink

i formally apologize in that i by no means doubt that you (some dude) are a good father, the full extent of which i don't even really fathom and i am sorry to have, however half-assedly, questioned it

forrealz

mookieproof, Wednesday, 11 April 2012 03:37 (2 years ago) Permalink

no no it really wasn't taken that way (although iatee made it funny anyway)

some dude, Wednesday, 11 April 2012 03:40 (2 years ago) Permalink

hey gr8080 that's my line! :)

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 03:42 (2 years ago) Permalink

Anyway.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 11 April 2012 03:44 (2 years ago) Permalink


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