Man Breaks Neck, Both Arms In Attempt To Take Off Jacket In Car
― caek, Tuesday, 24 January 2012 17:49 (twelve years ago) link
lol i nearly did that an hour ago
― summer sun, something's begun, but uh-oh those tumblr whites (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 18:01 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/articles/biden-pins-up-guitar-lesson-flyers-on-white-house,27148/
another hesher biden bit
― Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 18:24 (twelve years ago) link
Scientists: 'Look, One-Third Of The Human Race Has To Die For Civilization To Be Sustainable, So How Do We Want To Do This?'
― You got to ro-o-oll me and call me the tumblr whites (Phil D.), Thursday, 26 January 2012 15:31 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/CQorc.png
and more
― radiant silverfish (diamonddave85), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 21:08 (twelve years ago) link
yes!
http://www.theonion.com/video/joad-cressbeckler-immigrants-who-survive-arizona-d,27376/
― caek, Wednesday, 15 February 2012 14:02 (twelve years ago) link
Next politics thread should be named "Congrass: A Rancid Cunt"
― joygoat, Wednesday, 15 February 2012 17:22 (twelve years ago) link
got more american in em than these quimboys in congress
― caek, Wednesday, 15 February 2012 17:27 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/articles/spike-lee-tweets-wrong-george-zimmermans-address,27797/
third one
― i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Friday, 30 March 2012 21:43 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/articles/roger-goodell-tells-junior-seaus-family-to-throw-b,28157/
― ♆ (gr8080), Friday, 11 May 2012 20:36 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.bizjournals.com/houston/blog/drilling-down/2012/05/houston-pr-pro-contemplates-the.html?page=all
When a colleague forwarded a story to me under the headline, “Fracking Industry Now Largest Employer of Recent PR Graduates,” I was intrigued, mostly because the oil and gas sector isn’t known for its proactive public relations strategies.Perhaps such an embrace wouldn’t be a bad idea, but it turns out it’s not one rooted in reality. Scrolling down to find the source of the story, I saw that it was The Onion, a parody news site.
Perhaps such an embrace wouldn’t be a bad idea, but it turns out it’s not one rooted in reality. Scrolling down to find the source of the story, I saw that it was The Onion, a parody news site.
― ♆ (gr8080), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 01:36 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/articles/physicists-discover-our-universe-is-fictional-sett,28429/
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 17:41 (eleven years ago) link
this may be some kind of first?
http://www.theonion.com/articles/nude-man-who-locked-self-out-of-house-delivers-mov,28439/
2nd pic on this, in the print version: penis
― goole, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 00:57 (eleven years ago) link
Luvvvv
http://www.theonion.com/articles/my-year-volunteering-as-a-teacher-helped-educate-a,28803/
― scott seward, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 00:47 (eleven years ago) link
onion otm
― Will Chave (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 18 July 2012 03:15 (eleven years ago) link
reminds me of one of my favorites:
http://www.theonion.com/articles/nigeria-may-be-a-developing-nation-but-it-is-rich,11539/
― Will Chave (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 18 July 2012 03:20 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.avclub.com/articles/in-1992-green-day-only-made-100-a-night,83005/
― kate78, Thursday, 26 July 2012 22:10 (eleven years ago) link
But...that's real.
Then again, this is definitely real:
http://www.theonion.com/articles/horrible-couple-really-wants-wedding-to-reflect-th,28924/
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 26 July 2012 22:11 (eleven years ago) link
― scott seward, Tuesday, July 17, 2012 7:47 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
this is so fucking OTM it kills.
― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Thursday, 26 July 2012 22:23 (eleven years ago) link
"...and fucking mason jars"
― diamonddave85, Thursday, 26 July 2012 22:31 (eleven years ago) link
"forcibly lighthearted"
so much of what I hate about (certain corners of) SF in two words
― hot slag (lukas), Thursday, 26 July 2012 23:01 (eleven years ago) link
'sex house' is incredible
― johnny crunch, Saturday, 11 August 2012 21:33 (eleven years ago) link
Completely agree, love the way it is slipping into No Exit territory.
― I dont even know that I think this sucks per se (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 12 August 2012 00:35 (eleven years ago) link
haha wow, i hadn't noticed the existence of "Sex House" but it is pretty amazing just in terms of convincing parody, all the stupid editing details and acting tics are just dead-on.
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 12 August 2012 14:05 (eleven years ago) link
forks otmI was not expecting half the humor to come from the house itself being a malfunctioning hellscapeI think the hardest lol for me was the host rebuffed the 'indie' girl and then said he was asexual
― drawings by teen cultists (Crabbits), Sunday, 12 August 2012 19:11 (eleven years ago) link
the banana contest was incredibly dark and funny too
there really are 5 episodes btw
― get you ass to mahs (abanana), Sunday, 12 August 2012 19:27 (eleven years ago) link
I'VE DRAWN THE MUSLIM PROPHET MUHAMMAD ON MY FOREHEAD
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Sunday, 12 August 2012 20:18 (eleven years ago) link
otm
― johnny crunch, Sunday, 12 August 2012 20:21 (eleven years ago) link
76.
Thinking it'll probably end more like "I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream" or, on a happier note, The Holy Mountain.
― Michael Daddino, Sunday, 12 August 2012 21:07 (eleven years ago) link
right now its salo
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Sunday, 12 August 2012 22:01 (eleven years ago) link
desperate 'indie girl' is pitch perfect btw
― kanye shiwen (dayo), Monday, 13 August 2012 02:10 (eleven years ago) link
also love the part in the first ep when tara is hugged by her two roommates and her eyes just stare straight ahead
― kanye shiwen (dayo), Monday, 13 August 2012 02:11 (eleven years ago) link
New episode up.
― Fetchboy, Thursday, 16 August 2012 23:12 (eleven years ago) link
omg this is painfully funny
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Thursday, 16 August 2012 23:52 (eleven years ago) link
i hope settlers of catan will feature prominently in some major plot twist
― Philip Nunez, Friday, 17 August 2012 00:53 (eleven years ago) link
Just burned through all six eps of Sex House. Brilliant.
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 17 August 2012 01:56 (eleven years ago) link
the malnourishment make-up is a nice touch
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Friday, 17 August 2012 02:51 (eleven years ago) link
low hanging fruit but it worked for mehttp://www.theonion.com/articles/phelps-drowns,29059/
― "Batshit crazy," the foam clog tycoon said. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 17 August 2012 15:53 (eleven years ago) link
wow holy shit sex house. I guess there are five eps up now? It gets kind of sickening, like I don't even know if I want to watch anymore.
― bert yansh (Hurting 2), Saturday, 18 August 2012 03:19 (eleven years ago) link
oh, six eps, nm. Is that it or are they making more?
it's kind of amazing in a way that goes beyond Onion style at this point; it's more like a fringe festival play or something
― bert yansh (Hurting 2), Saturday, 18 August 2012 03:21 (eleven years ago) link
I assume more Sex House eps are coming (there are teasers for the next one at the end of #6).
― Chick-on-Chick-fil-A (Johnny Fever), Saturday, 18 August 2012 03:42 (eleven years ago) link
dark!
― Mordy, Saturday, 18 August 2012 04:30 (eleven years ago) link
Here's the convenient playlist, btw: http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL622682EF88B3C077
― Chick-on-Chick-fil-A (Johnny Fever), Saturday, 18 August 2012 04:32 (eleven years ago) link
i wonder if the series is sponsored by settlers of catan because the name isn't obscured like twister is.
― Philip Nunez, Saturday, 18 August 2012 04:34 (eleven years ago) link
it should be a real tv show, i can't really think of a faux-reality show in its vein that's so good; there's obviously like the office at a tangent from that concept but playing with the archetypes of contestants is so funny.
― very sexual album (schlump), Saturday, 18 August 2012 11:07 (eleven years ago) link
burning love is pretty funny
― Mordy, Saturday, 18 August 2012 15:33 (eleven years ago) link
I stand by my original post/thread title:
http://www.theonion.com/articles/i-misspokewhat-i-meant-to-say-is-i-am-dumb-as-dog,29256/
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 21 August 2012 01:26 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/articles/pregnant-woman-relieved-to-learn-her-rape-was-ille,29258/
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 21 August 2012 01:41 (eleven years ago) link