― Fruitless and Pansy Free (Dr. Joseph A. Ofalt), Sunday, 22 January 2012 21:38 (1 year ago) Permalink
― Fruitless and Pansy Free (Dr. Joseph A. Ofalt), Sunday, 22 January 2012 21:39 (1 year ago) Permalink
"Hungover & Feeling Rough As Shit" more like.
― insert 2012 appropriate display name here (snoball), Sunday, 22 January 2012 22:57 (1 year ago) Permalink
always thought "The Peanut Butter Conspiracy is Spreading" was the worst but that may be like 1968
― frogs you are the dumbest asshole (frogbs), Sunday, 22 January 2012 23:29 (1 year ago) Permalink
Jo Jo Gunne- So...Where's the Show?Pilot- From the Album of the Same NameDeep Purple- Come Taste the BandMichael Stanley Band- You Break It...You Bought It!Sly & the Family Stone- Heard Ya Missed Me, Well I'm BackKevin Ayers- Yes We Have No Mananas, So Get Your Mananas TodayThe Animals- Before We Were So Rudely InterruptedRabbit- A Croak and Grunt in the NightRick Derringer- If I Weren't So Romantic, I'd Shoot YouSpooky Tooth- You Broke My Heart So I Busted Your JawRamatam- In April Came the Dawning of the Red SunsBlack Oak Arkansas- If an Angel Came to See You, Would You Make Her Feel at Home?
― President Keyes, Monday, 23 January 2012 00:11 (1 year ago) Permalink
it's from the 80's, but I always thought that You're Gettin' Even While I'm Gettin' Odd by the Wolf-less edition of The J. Geils Band was a dumb title.
― Stockhausen's Ekranoplan Quartet (Elvis Telecom), Monday, 23 January 2012 01:14 (1 year ago) Permalink
Doobie Brothers What Were Once Vices Are Now Habits
― Stockhausen's Ekranoplan Quartet (Elvis Telecom), Monday, 23 January 2012 01:19 (1 year ago) Permalink
Many years ago somebody was trying to think of what artist had made that record and asked me but I didn't know. His attitude was that he had stumped me but my attitude was "why should I know who recorded an album with a stupid title like that?" So thanking you for clearing that up, Elvis T.
― BIG JOJO aka the road runner (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 23 January 2012 01:50 (1 year ago) Permalink
you're welcome
also, ELP Welcome Back My Friends To The Show That Never Ends
― Stockhausen's Ekranoplan Quartet (Elvis Telecom), Monday, 23 January 2012 01:55 (1 year ago) Permalink
Pretty sure these are where Blink 182 got the inspiration for a couple of their album names because they fit right in.
― jon /via/ chi 2.0, Monday, 23 January 2012 01:59 (1 year ago) Permalink
1969, but
Pete Brown & His Battered Ornaments - A Meal You Can Shake Hands with in the Dark
― Andy K, Monday, 23 January 2012 02:26 (1 year ago) Permalink
The Animals- Before We Were So Rudely Interrupted
In a similar vein of album titles that trot out a familiar (hackneyed) phrase, try
Bloody Tourists - 10cc Individually and Collectively - Steeleye SpanIndelibly Stamped - Supertramp
and so on...
Like Tom above I love puns MORE than the next man but... my all-time lame-pun album title (admittedly 80s) has to be Bankstatement by Tony Banks.
― Daniel Giraffe, Tuesday, 24 January 2012 08:13 (1 year ago) Permalink
― Derartu Cthulhu (NickB), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 10:08 (1 year ago) Permalink
^ Gilgamesh - Another Fine Tune You've Got Me Into
― Derartu Cthulhu (NickB), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 10:10 (1 year ago) Permalink
I guess Regatta de Blanc by the Police counts here as well.
― Derartu Cthulhu (NickB), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 10:16 (1 year ago) Permalink
Robert Wyatt is probably the champion at this - Matching Mole, End of an Ear etc and *especially* Ruth Is Stranger Than Richard
― Derartu Cthulhu (NickB), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 10:19 (1 year ago) Permalink
So bad, and yet so good..
Man, "Do You Like It Here, Are You Settling In?"
... what did these bands think they were achieving with these titles?
― Charles Kennedy Jumped Up, He Called 'Oh No'. (Tom D.), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 10:28 (1 year ago) Permalink
Oh man, this one ticks every conceivable box:
― Charles Kennedy Jumped Up, He Called 'Oh No'. (Tom D.), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 10:52 (1 year ago) Permalink
Haha, that looks like a still from Going Straight or something.
― Derartu Cthulhu (NickB), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 11:00 (1 year ago) Permalink
Norman Stanley Fletcher meets Hipgnosis
― Charles Kennedy Jumped Up, He Called 'Oh No'. (Tom D.), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 11:03 (1 year ago) Permalink
One title I always thought was bad, was:
"The quality of mercy is not strnen" The Mekons.
― Mark G, Tuesday, 24 January 2012 11:08 (1 year ago) Permalink
.. until I saw one:
Stupid:
― Charles Kennedy Jumped Up, He Called 'Oh No'. (Tom D.), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 11:11 (1 year ago) Permalink
Crap:
― Charles Kennedy Jumped Up, He Called 'Oh No'. (Tom D.), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 11:19 (1 year ago) Permalink
It's not the seventies. It's not an album. But:
― Mark G, Tuesday, 24 January 2012 11:22 (1 year ago) Permalink
^ top quality punnage from the Quo
― Derartu Cthulhu (NickB), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 11:22 (1 year ago) Permalink
^ Gene Vincent - I'm Back And I'm Proud
― Derartu Cthulhu (NickB), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 12:05 (1 year ago) Permalink
I like the Camel cover, as it's title is the punchline of a joke.
― insert 2012 appropriate display name here (snoball), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 12:13 (1 year ago) Permalink
I don't get what the puns are in the last two examples?
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 24 January 2012 12:13 (1 year ago) Permalink
Status Quo and Gene Vincent, that is.
Gene Vincent: terrible pun on I'm Black And I'm Proud (Gene Vincent is white btw)
― Derartu Cthulhu (NickB), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 12:19 (1 year ago) Permalink
Not all of these are puns, Tuomas, most of them aren't
― Charles Kennedy Jumped Up, He Called 'Oh No'. (Tom D.), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 12:23 (1 year ago) Permalink
Ah, okay. Stupid me! What about the Status Quo title? Were they putting down some rival band called "The Heat"?
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 24 January 2012 12:24 (1 year ago) Permalink
"If You Can't Stand This Heat" try Throbbing Gristle instead
Hard to come up with a more boring album title than this:
― Charles Kennedy Jumped Up, He Called 'Oh No'. (Tom D.), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 12:25 (1 year ago) Permalink
What's with all the people on the left? Are they his new company?
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 24 January 2012 12:26 (1 year ago) Permalink
And does "new band" refer to the shining wristband he wears?
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 24 January 2012 12:27 (1 year ago) Permalink
Status Quo: it's the lame visual gag and of course the other half of the title phrase would be ...Get Out Of The Kitchen, so it's a picture of a stove. Which is really crap and humdrum and not very dangerous at all, which pretty much sums up Status Quo imo.
― Derartu Cthulhu (NickB), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 12:28 (1 year ago) Permalink
Ah, okay, I didn't pay attention to the image, I though the pun was in the title.
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 24 January 2012 12:28 (1 year ago) Permalink
not very dangerous at all*
*if used in the correct manner
And the hob looks a bit like a turntable, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, a bit
― Charles Kennedy Jumped Up, He Called 'Oh No'. (Tom D.), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 12:29 (1 year ago) Permalink
I think it's supposed to look like a record (well, it is a spiral)
― Derartu Cthulhu (NickB), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 12:30 (1 year ago) Permalink
xxp let's just say that you wouldn't want to put your hand on Status Quo and then turn them on...
― insert 2012 appropriate display name here (snoball), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 12:30 (1 year ago) Permalink
And is it mounted on the top of a speaker cabinet?
― Derartu Cthulhu (NickB), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 12:31 (1 year ago) Permalink
In partial defence of the Quo cover:
― insert 2012 appropriate display name here (snoball), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 12:31 (1 year ago) Permalink
That's a pretty stupid place to put a stove!
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 24 January 2012 12:32 (1 year ago) Permalink
It's so they could boil a kettle with the sheer heat of their boogie-rock
― Derartu Cthulhu (NickB), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 12:32 (1 year ago) Permalink
It's to stop people putting beers on top of the amps.
― insert 2012 appropriate display name here (snoball), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 12:33 (1 year ago) Permalink
a good 90 percent of the covers and titles on this thread are great
― summer sun, something's begun, but uh-oh those tumblr whites (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 12:34 (1 year ago) Permalink
clearly the kitchen was that of Ma Kelly's Greasy Spoon you rubes
― Touched By Angel Rangel (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 12:34 (1 year ago) Permalink