Get a FAP up ya! Maybe? Melbourne Veg-FAP 2012

I had a brief panic after posting the question that mine would be the first non-replied-to FAP request of ILX history. :/

This seems to be the appropriate duration to allow for arranging a Melbourne FAP.

Mel-burn, son.

seems like something that could be a goer

+1

YESSSSSSSS! I am there* with all of the bells on.

*shut up k1t

http://www.nyfalls.com/wildlife/gallery/fish/pike/fish-pike.gif

(I can get away with that because I have not been out since 2010)

I KNOW WHERE YOU HAVE COFFEE MISTER

o fuc

BTW, most excellent thread title veg! =)

thanks Trayce!

I am excited to meet youse guys.

Update update bdeep beep

Goin with the fambly to see FUCKEN FOOTIE MAYTE on Satdy April 21st
So I'm thinking maybe some kind of fap thing in the city or nearby after the FOOTIE MAYTE? In the evening or late arvo or whatevs.
Still a ways off so we can figure out locales later, but pencil me in wontcha :)

I'm staying with my bro and his gf in Seddon til Mondy 23rd and then back to Colac but fuuuuck the Melb days are filling up with catchups and coffees and fucken social butterflying the likes of which I've rarely attempted. (that's what I get for having friends who all have babies and now I have to meet them instead of them coming to meet me, bastids)

Whadyas reckon?

^_^

Wootage! Someone suggest a good spot for drinks, I'm out of the loop.
(nb: pls pls not Carlton Club o god I hate that place)

who suggested carlton club?

i'm happy with anywhere city/inner north

No one did, I just wanted to get in and veto it off the bat haha :P

fitzroy north it is then xp

lol Carlton Club

where do mongs normally fap?

In the past we've frequented various bars n pubs in the fitz/nth melb/collingwood areaz, the city, and in st kilda surrounds also iirc.

I must ask how this date is going as every event in the entire world is happening on the 21st for some reason

It's pretty much the only date I'm available, sorry :/

Actually I was going to bump this tonight to check in with everyone

lol, I'm not asking you to uproot your plans :P

you totally were and you know I would :P

it kinda sucks bcuz I really only have 48 hours to see and meet everyone I've ever known in my life! lol

AND WHO IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN ME, I mean come on

;_;

you just think about that, Mister

If you can't make it I want an apology note written in Chinese :D

Oh shit the 21st? Sadly that's me out, I have three things already on that day :( argh!

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mail your apologies to Shar0n P3nny, 235 Armstr0ng Str33t Elliminyt Vic 3250 in the language of your choosing

小姐，

不好意思！

祝你每天愉快，
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oh shit i might have called you a prostitute, wait

phew i think i just said you're unmarried

sorry about that. i'd normally preference a foreign (ilx) visitor but i'd be piking on a good mate for the fourth time otherwise. might be able to float through somewhere briefly if it's not too far from town!

I sure hope I can see you, electricsound! I think we were batting around Fitzroy, y/n?

I am totally amenable to pretty much anywhere around the inner city burbs, as long as it's tram-able.

thank you for yr nice apology, AA even if you did call me an unmarried prostitute lol

没问题！

(literally 'no wuckers')

<3

my other things are in the fitz area so

so there's a chance of a sighting, is what you're saying?

if it's evening i will be there

if it's day i will at least drop in

Dudes WTF, VG posted this date for us all 2 months ago, this is really poor form of yers.

And thats ME saying this.

I'm possibly about to move house, and I'm going to be there!

(can u see I am enjoying rare superiority for a change lolz)

it's no biggie! <3 you're cute Trayce, lol
as long as I get to fap with a couple of yas, that's totally fine with me. Hell, even one of youse.

perhaps I can twist yer arms by saying this: whosoever fappeth with the Veg will be the first ilxors to VegFap EVAR

my fapping virginity is on the line here, people

Ooer matron.

ONLY my fapping virginity, lest there be any confusion lol

aw

at least officially *wink wink

Well if this doesnt get the boys to show up NOTHING will.

Yeah me too tbh. At least that place also has a beer garden lol. My crippling social anxiety demands cigarettes.

(thats my excuse shut up thats why)

<3

The Standard has a pretty nice beer garden.

I am sure ive been there before, it looks totally familiar.

Anyway see yas all tomorrow!

Yay! Yeah I've had a few non-ilx faps there, it's a good little pub.

Due to poor proposed turnout (me and electricsound can't make it until after 8.30, possible pikeage from Trayce) I vote everybody comes to the Gasometer at 7.

wtfff, i'm stood out the front of the std literally right now

Come to gaso instead

no

we are here now so

Our food is en route so we are a fair way off

Well, if we don't see you before come to the Tote.

still at std

sorry guys: Mr Veg and I had walked our unfit yankee asses off getting to and from the footy so we were already knackered - sorry I didn't get to meet the rest of youse!

AA, haitch & trayce were pretty ace company <3

"possible pikage", I beg yr pardon? WHO PIKED, NOT ME.

And I had to catch 2 trams. RUN to make one (on a bad knee) and nearly got fined by the Met, and I fuckin turned up.

Anyway, that was a nice evening, sorry I was also so tired!

v nice indeed (pic in the morning once i shop out the insane red-eye)

I'm v proud of my redeye, I'll have u know

http://i.imgur.com/P0mfF.jpg

l-r: ms veg, trayce, h, mr veg

guess who was holding the camera and forgot to be in one

Should prob post this on wdyll? Like i said last night no one much will see it here.

oh I thought you meant the other way round

tired

I fell asleep at like, 10 last night I think! quality waste of a saturday night that was :(

Wait that cant be right, I posted at 10.55 last night according to this very thread. o well anyway I WENT TO BED EARLY.

I stayed up watching jubilee rage in the end

Apparently everyone in the world except me did :/

I watched a bit before bed

Bummed that we didn't get a fap-pic of you AA! I didn't even think!!

ikr? madness

never mind, was a top night anyway <3

Yes! I had a great time!

i look hiii as a mf'er in that pic

^was going to point this out

sorry to have missed meeting you sh4r0n. unfortunately in between the venue change and our food coming out later than expected it just didn't work out.

also i overate like hell and spent most of the gig later feeling like total garbage

i later went to '90s theme birthday party and drank lemon ruskies exclusively for accuracy

also brief dalliance w/ the b'day girl's sis (hott) who lives in hobart on the reg, sadly

It wasnt exactly a venue change when it was stated at least a day beforehand the Std was where we were going and you all acknowledged this in a seemingly cool with it way? But ah well.

why the hell are you hassling me about this? i had four things to be at, made it to three, didn't go out of my way to miss this one, why am i being attacked by you?

... um, I'm not? geez. i knew you 2 had other stuff on.

But, that said, perhaps now you know how I feel when I get endless dumpings on me of "lol you piker you didnt show up haha"... when sometimes my absence has been for similar reasons.

As I referred to it last night - reverse pike! But hey, whatever!

I could further explain how incredibly difficult it is for me to EVER make it to a social occasion, without having mild panic attacks on the way there and whatever, but it doesnt matter.

what any of this has to do with my ability to be there or not is beyond me, and i haven't made any piking comments in literally years.

OK Im not sure why yo think I'm having a go at you directly, Im really not :( Dont worry about it. Call me frustrated because getting there last night was a massive effort for me considering I cant even walk very easily at the present. I'll drop this.

fair enough

sorry for angrying up the thread

Me too, was not my intention, I thought I was fun riffing on the pike thing :(

you gize need to hug

love youse all, and I'll be back before you know it: plenty more faps where that came from :D

H the 'Bart isn't very far away. I'm thinking of driving down soon, you should come with - we can visit the Cascade Brewery.

lool

haw