THE ILM METAL POLL 2011 RESULTS (All lurkers/non metalheads welcome to join in!)

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no prob :D

incredible shrinking man on euphonium (Drugs A. Money), Monday, 16 January 2012 01:31 (2 years ago) Permalink

ha i just realized that the name of the song is Jock Powerviolence

there is also a song called Dubviolence, which I will be playing in outloud here soon

incredible shrinking man on euphonium (Drugs A. Money), Monday, 16 January 2012 01:31 (2 years ago) Permalink

theres enough to do without asking me to do extra stuff. You can volunteer to help!

xps

Jimmy Riddle Orchestra (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Monday, 16 January 2012 01:34 (2 years ago) Permalink

123. Peste Noire - l'Ordure a l'Etat Pur (237 Points, 9 Votes, 1 #1)

http://www.last.fm/music/Peste+Noire

Peste Noire is a medieval black metal band from Avignon, France, formed by La sale Famine de Valfunde in 2000.

Jimmy Riddle Orchestra (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Monday, 16 January 2012 01:34 (2 years ago) Permalink

this is JJJ music correct?

incredible shrinking man on euphonium (Drugs A. Money), Monday, 16 January 2012 01:36 (2 years ago) Permalink

Hoping Nyan Cat places, or at least some brutal black metal representative.

questino (seandalai), Monday, 16 January 2012 01:36 (2 years ago) Permalink

yup henry's fave bm band.

xp's

Jimmy Riddle Orchestra (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Monday, 16 January 2012 01:38 (2 years ago) Permalink

122. Grails - Deep Politics (242 Points, 7 Votes)

http://www.last.fm/music/Grails

Grails are an American instrumental rock band from Portland, Oregon.

Jimmy Riddle Orchestra (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Monday, 16 January 2012 01:47 (2 years ago) Permalink

sweet! my first to place!

incredible shrinking man on euphonium (Drugs A. Money), Monday, 16 January 2012 01:50 (2 years ago) Permalink

your vote got it into the top 125

Jimmy Riddle Orchestra (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Monday, 16 January 2012 01:51 (2 years ago) Permalink

whoa!

incredible shrinking man on euphonium (Drugs A. Money), Monday, 16 January 2012 01:55 (2 years ago) Permalink

so if anyone shouts DEATH TO FALSE METAL i'll direct them to you.

Jimmy Riddle Orchestra (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Monday, 16 January 2012 01:56 (2 years ago) Permalink

ha I'm 99% positively that I gave points to every false metal option available

incredible shrinking man on euphonium (Drugs A. Money), Monday, 16 January 2012 02:04 (2 years ago) Permalink

121. Zebulon Pike - Space Is the Corpse of Time (243 Points, 10 Votes)

http://www.last.fm/music/Zebulon+Pike

Hailing from Minneapolis, Minnesota, ZEBULON PIKE is an instrumental prog-doom metal band formed in late 2002. Inspired in equal parts by heavy sounds of the 70’s (Mountain, Pentagram, Captain Beyond, early Judas Priest), progressive rock (King Crimson, Rush), and 20th century classical (Bela Bartok, Arvo Part, and many others).

Jimmy Riddle Orchestra (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Monday, 16 January 2012 02:08 (2 years ago) Permalink

These guys opened for Rwake, and are all kinds of awesome. Their older albums are nice too.

Fastnbulbous, Monday, 16 January 2012 02:13 (2 years ago) Permalink

a certain person loves them

Jimmy Riddle Orchestra (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Monday, 16 January 2012 02:17 (2 years ago) Permalink

btw i'll do one more for tonight

Jimmy Riddle Orchestra (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Monday, 16 January 2012 02:17 (2 years ago) Permalink

120. Within Temptation - The Unforgiving (244 Points, 11 Votes)

Spotify
http://www.last.fm/music/Within+Temptation

Within Temptation is a shite Dutch symphonic metal band formed in 1996 in Waddinxveen, Netherlands. The group consists of Sharon den Adel (vocals), Robert Westerholt (guitars), Jeroen van Veen (bass), Martijn Spierenburg (keyboards), Ruud Adrianus Jolie (guitars) and Mike Coolen (drums). Despite being labeled by the media as a gothic metal band, Within Temptation consider themselves “more a symphonic rock/metal band … we are… no gothic band”.
obviously they are goth.

Jimmy Riddle Orchestra (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Monday, 16 January 2012 02:32 (2 years ago) Permalink

i voted for them, but they're not very good. i played them once for my mom and she was like, "i like this. they sound like evanescence," then after a song or two played she asked, "they're kinda generic aren't they?"

Mordy, Monday, 16 January 2012 02:34 (2 years ago) Permalink

haha why did you vote for them then? your vote got them in the rollout!

Jimmy Riddle Orchestra (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Monday, 16 January 2012 02:39 (2 years ago) Permalink

i've since soured on them

Mordy, Monday, 16 January 2012 02:39 (2 years ago) Permalink

also, i think they were already the last band on my ballot, so they barely sneaked on in the first place

Mordy, Monday, 16 January 2012 02:40 (2 years ago) Permalink

Fans of the band at #126 (inc you lol) are going to be ever so mad at you, they missed out by 4 points. you gave Within Temptation 30 points!

Jimmy Riddle Orchestra (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Monday, 16 January 2012 02:43 (2 years ago) Permalink

30 seems like a lot. is that true? i just listed my 21 picks in order of best to worst. i'm shocked that the worst still got 30 points.

Mordy, Monday, 16 January 2012 02:44 (2 years ago) Permalink

and no, im not telling you what missed out. you can sweat on it til the end!

lots of people did the full 50. More than half probably. Glenn can answer that one.

Jimmy Riddle Orchestra (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Monday, 16 January 2012 02:46 (2 years ago) Permalink

Zeb pike zeb pike zeb pike!!

blurgh (jjjusten), Monday, 16 January 2012 02:50 (2 years ago) Permalink

what does henry have to say about #123?

Jimmy Riddle Orchestra (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Monday, 16 January 2012 02:51 (2 years ago) Permalink

Henry's paws are too big for my iPhone, but I will say that isn't nearly as good as last years album, so start there if you are unfamiliar. This one is still worth a listen tho!

blurgh (jjjusten), Monday, 16 January 2012 03:01 (2 years ago) Permalink

Re:peste noire.

blurgh (jjjusten), Monday, 16 January 2012 03:01 (2 years ago) Permalink

Neige from Alcest used to be in them didn't he?

Jimmy Riddle Orchestra (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Monday, 16 January 2012 03:08 (2 years ago) Permalink

and doesn't 'Famine' have some ...err... dodgy views?

Jimmy Riddle Orchestra (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Monday, 16 January 2012 03:13 (2 years ago) Permalink

btw will resume countdown somewhere between midday and 2pm uk time depending on whether enough people are around posting.

Jimmy Riddle Orchestra (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Monday, 16 January 2012 03:26 (2 years ago) Permalink

I will add the genres so we can have a results-by-genre part on needle too like previous years as i know that's quite popular.
btw feel free to make predictions as its a lot of fun at the end where we can see who was closest or who was way off. Predicting later on is a lot easier.
And if anyone has any comments on what is in the countdown so far please post away!

Jimmy Riddle Orchestra (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Monday, 16 January 2012 03:47 (2 years ago) Permalink

i predict Pitom in the #1 spot

Mordy, Monday, 16 January 2012 04:10 (2 years ago) Permalink

Oh crap I forgot to vote for them! :(

incredible shrinking man on euphonium (Drugs A. Money), Monday, 16 January 2012 04:10 (2 years ago) Permalink

Within Temptation, weird. I've never heard of them. The cover is hilarious. It looks like a young adult mystery, like a slutty Nancy Drew/Trixie Belden and the case of the creepy tweeners who practice occult sacrifices in the woods. Is this band's demographic kids who were too young to read when the first Harry Potter came out?

Fastnbulbous, Monday, 16 January 2012 05:09 (2 years ago) Permalink

Okay, based on the small sample size of 3+ tracks of each of these

Disliked - Within Temptation, Azareth
Okay, but wouldn't check again - Zebulon Pike
Liked, but blimey the tracks are long - Peste Noire
Liked, will listen to again - Weekend Nachos, Grails

Looking frwd to the rest of the countdown

pandemic, Monday, 16 January 2012 10:30 (2 years ago) Permalink

Grails are the first of my votes to place. Totally false metal!

good luck in your pyramid (Neil S), Monday, 16 January 2012 10:44 (2 years ago) Permalink

I'm not sure why, because they seem totally my thing, but I'm just not into Weekend Nachos. And yet I have had two picks place already (Peste Noir and Grails).

I predict Uncle Acid will do a lot less well than people think it will - I love the album but really fought as to whether I should vote for it (I did in the end) because it's not really a metal record, it's completely freakbeat. If I'd been more involved in the nominations thread I might have been tempted to veto it. I also predict my #1 will not be higher than #20.

Sugary pee is not normal (aldo), Monday, 16 January 2012 12:19 (2 years ago) Permalink

Freakbeat? Not sure where you're getting that from.

The Eyeball Of Hull (Colonel Poo), Monday, 16 January 2012 12:22 (2 years ago) Permalink

Maybe I'm the only one then.

Sugary pee is not normal (aldo), Monday, 16 January 2012 12:45 (2 years ago) Permalink

I wouldn't have allowed that veto!

Jimmy Riddle Orchestra (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Monday, 16 January 2012 12:48 (2 years ago) Permalink

Are you all ready for the next one then?

Jimmy Riddle Orchestra (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Monday, 16 January 2012 12:48 (2 years ago) Permalink

go on then!

good luck in your pyramid (Neil S), Monday, 16 January 2012 12:50 (2 years ago) Permalink

119. ISOLE - Born From Shadows (245 Points, 10 Votes)

http://www.last.fm/music/Isole

Isole is an epic doom metal band from Gävle, Sweden that is currently signed to napalm records.

there's 2 tracks from it on spotify
http://open.spotify.com/album/2UbbmuH9USIVBcQsaWMAf5

Jimmy Riddle Orchestra (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Monday, 16 January 2012 13:01 (2 years ago) Permalink

seems stupid to me to only have 2 promo tracks up. Noone is going to buy an album based on hearing 2 tracks anymore

Jimmy Riddle Orchestra (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Monday, 16 January 2012 13:13 (2 years ago) Permalink

don't have Spotify at work, but it might be a track length thing? What do people think about the record?

good luck in your pyramid (Neil S), Monday, 16 January 2012 13:14 (2 years ago) Permalink

no, its marked down as a 'Snippet promo version'

Jimmy Riddle Orchestra (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Monday, 16 January 2012 13:16 (2 years ago) Permalink

not available in the US either

Mordy, Monday, 16 January 2012 13:22 (2 years ago) Permalink

TIE
117. Machine Head - Unto the Locust (248 Points, 7 Votes)


Spotify
http://www.last.fm/music/Machine+Head

Machine Head is an American metal band, formed in 1992 in Oakland, California. Founded by former Vio-Lence guitarist Robert Flynn and Adam Duce, and has only had 3 personnel changes since its inception. The current lineup of the band comprises of Robb Flynn (vocals, guitar), Adam Duce (bass), Phil Demmel (guitar), and Dave McClain (drums). Machine Head is one of the pioneering bands in the New Wave of American Bandwagon Jumping Heavy Metal.

117. Woods of Desolation - Torn Beyond Reason (248 Points, 7 Votes)

Spotify
http://www.last.fm/music/Woods+of+Desolation

Depressive black metal

Jimmy Riddle Orchestra (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Monday, 16 January 2012 13:26 (2 years ago) Permalink

uncle acid and maybe mastodon. those 2 have non-metal crossover potential i think.(did many metal thread regs vote? im guessing not enough) Dont think yob made it last time.

Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Monday, 30 January 2012 16:15 (2 years ago) Permalink

and liturgy!

lol (it just placed)

Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Monday, 30 January 2012 16:54 (2 years ago) Permalink

dont forget WITTR

Drugs A. Money, Thursday, 2 February 2012 05:54 (2 years ago) Permalink

Their #21 had only 17 votes. Looks like there weren't as many participants as on the metal poll. We could have totally taken over that poll. So much power wasted. Instead of Graveyard, YOB and Devil's Blood it'll be Adele, Pistol Annies and fucking Bon Iver. Perhaps Uncle Acid has a chance.

Fastnbulbous, Thursday, 2 February 2012 06:49 (2 years ago) Permalink

METAAAAALLLLLLLLL

Gamera died for our sins (J3ff T.), Thursday, 2 February 2012 07:24 (2 years ago) Permalink

the big poll got 120+ votes. Way more than us . Im guessing the top 10 albums will be getting a shitload with the 21-77 not so much,
but i told you lot all to vote. but metal ilxors just dont like to vote. just lurkers (who arent allowed in big poll afaik)

Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Thursday, 2 February 2012 10:26 (2 years ago) Permalink

i dont think hammers of misfortune will place now. Bit weird our #1 didn't make it tbh. Though it seems the metal that did make it was stuff that crossed over to non metal regs. They didn't vote in our poll (5 ppl judging by the comments on the thread)but voted for liturgy,wittr,mastodon. If everyone pulled together we could've got a dozen albums in easy. We obviously could never agree enough on anything to get a top 10.

Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Thursday, 2 February 2012 11:57 (2 years ago) Permalink

We could have totally taken over that poll. So much power wasted.
I did my part, but I did fail to nominate Bruce Lamont, which was stupid. He didn't exactly take over the metal poll though, so who am I kidding?!

For some reason I flipped out talking about the manifesto when really I should have been busy plotting for next year. If Bon Iver wins or is even in the top 3 I will lose a little bit of faith in the people of ILM. Not much, but a little.

La Lechera, Thursday, 2 February 2012 14:35 (2 years ago) Permalink

Well we're on the topic, Thanks for playing that Lamont last night. I don't enjoy Yakuza so I ignored his solo record, obviously to my detriment.

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 2 February 2012 14:38 (2 years ago) Permalink

I have to warn you -- there is some singing that you might hate, and it's in the first song, which is interminable. If you can make it past the first 3 min of that without turning it off, it's pretty good the rest of the way.

La Lechera, Thursday, 2 February 2012 14:45 (2 years ago) Permalink

He does have a really versatile voice though.

La Lechera, Thursday, 2 February 2012 14:46 (2 years ago) Permalink

that seems like a really good excuse to post this

La Lechera, Thursday, 2 February 2012 14:47 (2 years ago) Permalink

Lol u guys! :) Kerr is otm in that most of the metal ranks is filled out by the hidden army of lurkers (I know you're out there, Magnus B!) who may or may not be allowed to vote in the big poll.

Also I voted for Pistol Annies; that was a really good record. It might sound like Dolly Parton's Greatest Hits but its soul lies somewhere between Cut and Nebraska...

Drugs A. Money, Thursday, 2 February 2012 14:54 (2 years ago) Permalink

oh yea also: I'm a bit skeptical that Bon Iver or Adele are going to show up today. I mean, anything's possible--and I don't remember if the #1 P4k album of the year has never not shown up--but I think Tuneyards and Yuck will probably be the worst of it. Adele had probably the biggest song of the year and she couldn't manage to make the tracks poll at all, so I wouldn't worry...

Drugs A. Money, Thursday, 2 February 2012 14:57 (2 years ago) Permalink

that 'never' should be 'ever' :/

Drugs A. Money, Thursday, 2 February 2012 14:57 (2 years ago) Permalink

I wish it sounded like Dolly! I couldn't get past the production to give a shit what they were saying.

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 2 February 2012 14:57 (2 years ago) Permalink

Kerr is otm in that most of the metal ranks is filled out by the hidden army of lurkers (I know you're out there, Magnus B!) who may or may not be allowed to vote in the big poll.

Everyone's allowed to vote btw...we do ask for a username in the cause of transparency but I don't check that it corresponds to a registered user.

two lights crew (seandalai), Thursday, 2 February 2012 15:00 (2 years ago) Permalink

xp I still don't get that complaint! I think the whole old-timey sound gives the record a kind of edge, in ways that I am just not talented enough to delineate...

Drugs A. Money, Thursday, 2 February 2012 15:01 (2 years ago) Permalink

I didn't hear it as old-timey, which is probably on me not them. I dig old-timey.

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 2 February 2012 15:03 (2 years ago) Permalink

That "Cortez" youtube is pretty amazing.

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 2 February 2012 15:04 (2 years ago) Permalink

Isn't it? I think the lights add a lot. Also, Bruce: more loops and wordless noises pls.

Re: PA -- I love old timey, and I made the mistake of watching a Pistol Annies video instead of just listening to the song.

La Lechera, Thursday, 2 February 2012 15:06 (2 years ago) Permalink

I'm just going by what kjb and emil.y were saying (or at least what I thought they were saying) more than anything EZ...

I dont...get your complaint either?

Drugs A. Money, Thursday, 2 February 2012 15:07 (2 years ago) Permalink

iirc it was really glossy. Not to my liking, and that impression made me not like the song because...I am a feeble minded monkey?

La Lechera, Thursday, 2 February 2012 15:11 (2 years ago) Permalink

It's old-timey instrumentation with a bright. unnatural sheen (to my ears, at least). That's what I meant by production; I would bet they would be much more my thing live where the mix and mastering wouldn't have that gloss.

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 2 February 2012 15:12 (2 years ago) Permalink

xpost, obv!

I think La Lechera and I both were bothered by the same thing

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 2 February 2012 15:13 (2 years ago) Permalink

but we should probably take the conversation elsewhere and leave this for metal

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 2 February 2012 15:13 (2 years ago) Permalink

well I spent most of my year being forced to listen to country music radio, so the productions sounds really understated to me.

Like I'm listening to "Beige" right now, and it still sounds to me like a dolled up version of one of the slower cuts on American Beauty

I mean, this is all subjective opinion--I mean, I never expected it to not have pop sheen, so I wasn't disappointed...

Drugs A. Money, Thursday, 2 February 2012 15:17 (2 years ago) Permalink

^oh sorry yeah another thread

Drugs A. Money, Thursday, 2 February 2012 15:17 (2 years ago) Permalink

Dolly should do a metal covers album.

Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Thursday, 2 February 2012 16:10 (2 years ago) Permalink

haha yeah

Drugs A. Money, Thursday, 2 February 2012 16:12 (2 years ago) Permalink

Finally got around to listening to Corrupted - wasn't really bothered about the 1st 2 tracks, but the 3rd track is awesome.

Wittled down the Top 125 to about 20 I might like, of course by the time I've listened to those it'll be 2013 and Kerr will be moaning at me for not voting in Metal Poll 2012.

The Eyeball Of Hull (Colonel Poo), Thursday, 2 February 2012 17:53 (2 years ago) Permalink

like you did last year

pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Saturday, 4 February 2012 00:20 (2 years ago) Permalink

4 months pass...

Could I be a pain in the arse and ask someone to c&p the results for this? Can't display all messages without serious browser weirdness.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 14:00 (2 years ago) Permalink

Direct Link to poll recap & full results

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 14:01 (2 years ago) Permalink

Brilliant, thanks.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 14:05 (2 years ago) Permalink


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