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She actually sent me a nude photo once. [...]
-- Tuomas, Tuesday, October 16, 2007 12:29 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

!!!! man alive i lead a dull internet life.

and man alive ain't you thankful today for it?

xpost, tuomas, is people sending you nude photos an everyday occurrence? i realise that the answer to this is probably going to be yes, but i thought i'd ask anyway.

It isn't, but her mail followed one of those "Friday afternoon flirting" threads, plus she'd already sent some other ILXors and me a semi-nude pic before that, so it didn't feel that weird. Also, I had posted all those semi-nude pics of myself here too.

SO MAYBE I'M NOT REAL EITHER?!

Expertly played double bluff. Fake Tuomas ftw.

she sent me a picture of her flying a plane into the twin towers

Yeah, actually I bribed RJG and Cathy to claim they'd met me on a mountainside in Barcelona. I can't believe you fell for such a story!

Given that RJG is a bot that posts nothing but single sentence non-sequiturs we never really fell for that one.

And the person Ed met in Helsinki was just an innocent actor I hired. Actually I'm here as a double agent to spy for the Illuminati.

to scrabulous thread.

scratch that, proper noun.

a cunning device that, sendin semi-nude pics first to lull you into false sense of normality.

one of those "Friday afternoon flirting" threads

is there some kind of parallel ilx i'm missing?

But if I was, why would I reveal it to you? Or maybe I did so exactly because I knew you wouldn't believe me. Oh, the web of lies...

(xxx-post)

xpost
i assume that about nearly everything on here.

if we could only draw tuomas out, somehow.....

we're losing power here for 1 1/2 hours, try not to fight while i'm away you guys.

i'd hate to miss it.

This is all a cunning ploy by Enrique to get sent nude photos of random hot girls captioned 'lots of love, BIG HOOS aka the Steendriver', isn't it?

lol
guys
srsly
wtf

hi teh kit wb you haven't missed anything

quiet weekend, i thought myself.

You've made your own heaven. Lie in it.

-- Ms Misery, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 13:35 (2 months ago) Bookmark Link

OTM

it's at times like this i realise how distantly i orbit the nucleus of ILX. and -- like darraghmac says somewhere above -- i'm mightily glad about it. i've just read the last day's worth of posts here ... i should point out that it took me 10 minutes to work out which thread the BIG FITE was on, let alone what it was about.

anyway. coo ur: ppl on internet might not be who they say; local news at 11. now, anyone want a naked picture of bernard manning with my head photoshopped on top?

took me 10 minutes to work out which thread the BIG FITE was on

Try this:
if # of new answers > 500
{it's that one
}
else {
no really, it's that one
}

This is all a cunning ploy by Enrique to get sent nude photos of random hot girls captioned 'lots of love, BIG HOOS aka the Steendriver', isn't it?

-- Matt DC, Tuesday, October 16, 2007 1:02 PM (34 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

i zing tuomas but really it's just envy ;_;

quitney don't let your scrubness show

i bet zach braff gets random hotties sending him tits.jpg

Tuomas, how do you know it was the real me?

I had tipped him off beforehand about what nice breasts you have.

My real highlight of the day: having to write assman on an envelope.

I forced Gareth to show me ID that one time in Cologne.

as someone who never had the slightest bit of interest of any sort in luna, i'm sorta self-congratulatorily unsympathetic to anyone who fell for her in any way, whether she's real or not (and i think it's entirely possible she is). and to the extent i did pay attention, something there always rang false - i pretty much believed the kid after he appeared more than once or twice, but i always had problems with "aimee" (then again, i sorta have trouble wrapping my head around the existence of a non-wayans pronounced keenan, but don't doubt his existence for a minute).

i'm sorta self-congratulatorily unsympathetic

-- gabbneb, Tuesday, October 16, 2007 2:20 PM (42 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

autosummarize got it down

xpost please include in faq: when in doubt about realness, check with gabbneb.

I dunno, maybe some of you can just shrug this off, but I always thought Luna was one of the more decent posters of ILX, so I'm kinda shocked by this thread. To me she seemed like a nice and honest person, so I'm still having some difficulties swallowing all this. God knows what other folks who were more in contact with her, like Sam, feel about it.

http://www.planetout.com/images/popcornq/dbimages/p/ParisIsBurningCol2.gif

I imagine she feels pretty horrible about this shitfest regardless of what the whole truth is about luna.

xp

Well, she could have always tried being honest (here and offline). That would have maybe not caused such a shitfest. She's to blame partially for all this. *shrug* Then again we'll sadly never know as she's decided to pack her bags and not tell her side, which I'd love to hear.

you mean Sam or Luna?

Oh shit, I thght you meant Luna. I wish Sam would come back. Then again, what with all this, I can understand she's gone. :-(

guys i think we're ignoring the real crime here

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how many yay i got a new job/my tummy kinda hurts/love sure is crazy huh posts can there be

er, pretty much an infinite number, dude. stands to reason.

3082

xpost :(

hah, sorry.

tuomas i will believe you are real if you forward the nude pic pls kthx

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1049/1469406602_792932925d.jpg

Thank god she's a fake.

wow. I've just read this whole thing (well from the beginning of the "fake" debate). sorta hard to wrap my mind around.

i fucking hope i'm not fake too. looks like a lot of work.

i've still got the nudie bernard manning pix if anyone wants ...

ah go on then