Unless they wear a wig:
http://images.huffingtonpost.com/2009-10-30-bradchildressphotos1.jpg
― polyphonic, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 19:13 (twelve years ago) link
Now I am curious to decide who the best bald coach of all time is.
― polyphonic, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 19:14 (twelve years ago) link
sorry veg
― Beezow Doo Doo Zopittybop-Bop Bop (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 19:14 (twelve years ago) link
xp dungy perhaps
I demand Gruden. YOU OWE ME THIS MUCH, OAKLAN RAIDERS
― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 19:19 (twelve years ago) link
lol OAKLAND
― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 19:20 (twelve years ago) link
may end up w/ jay gruden for yr troubles
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 10 January 2012 19:20 (twelve years ago) link
tom landry was a cue-ball
― maghrib is back (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 19:21 (twelve years ago) link
Chuck Knox was smart enough to start wearing a hat when he was going bald. Possibly added a decade to his career.
― polyphonic, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 19:21 (twelve years ago) link
Landry also was wise enough to wear a hat to maintain respect of team.
Spiralli, imma cockpunch you for that Schottenheimer suggestion
― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 19:22 (twelve years ago) link
many xposts
http://www4.images.coolspotters.com/photos/83105/don-shula-profile.jpg
Great hair
― polyphonic, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 19:23 (twelve years ago) link
i'd love to see marty coachin up the mighty raiders. way moreso than the bucs
― maghrib is back (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 19:23 (twelve years ago) link
i can't decide if i want chilly back in my life or if he's just too fucking weird for comfort.
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 19:24 (twelve years ago) link
Hue's last presser was kinda yeeeesh, this doesn't really surprise me at all
they definitely can be a playoff team....with Campbell
― frogbs, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 19:24 (twelve years ago) link
Marty to the Raiders would be great based on their needs, but obviously he is an enemy to the Raiders so it might be a bad fit.
― polyphonic, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 19:25 (twelve years ago) link
That would almost be enough to turn me into a Packers fan. Fuckin hire Shannahan too, make a party out of it.
― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 19:27 (twelve years ago) link
i really don't want to have to look at brad childress sunday afternoons
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 19:30 (twelve years ago) link
Hue Jackson said he's lost for words. He said "He's going to gut this place".
^__^
― polyphonic, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 19:30 (twelve years ago) link
oh joy
― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 19:31 (twelve years ago) link
If the next head coach is Winston Moss as some are predicting, I predict failure due to baldness:
http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slideshows/458/slideshow_45859/display_image.jpg?x=806632
― polyphonic, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 19:42 (twelve years ago) link
He looks like a Bowflex dude
― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 19:44 (twelve years ago) link
alright i'm already way into the winston moss era
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 10 January 2012 19:45 (twelve years ago) link
He seems kinda badass & handsome. I'm in!
― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 19:46 (twelve years ago) link
#shallow
haha oh Veg you speak for me
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 19:46 (twelve years ago) link
DING
― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 19:48 (twelve years ago) link
http://prod.static.packers.clubs.nfl.com/assets/images/imported/GB/photos/persons/coach-cards/Moss_Winston.jpg
'sup
― polyphonic, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 19:48 (twelve years ago) link
That's why I'm lobbying for Gruden! I demand a handsome coach.
hell of a neck on that guy
― frogbs, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 19:48 (twelve years ago) link
Moss played on the Raiders from '91-'94, during the original Art Shell era.
― polyphonic, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 19:50 (twelve years ago) link
I just saw that on wiki
hmmm
he is VERY handsome
― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 19:51 (twelve years ago) link
winston moss is one hell of a good name too
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 19:52 (twelve years ago) link
means business imo
― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 19:53 (twelve years ago) link
I dont think the "rule of bald coaches" applies to black guys
― frogbs, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 19:57 (twelve years ago) link
I was mostly joking frog bullshit
― polyphonic, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 19:59 (twelve years ago) link
For all the talk that the Raiders had the most penalties in 2011, Baltimore and Detroit (and Washington) had more penalty yards.
― polyphonic, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 20:00 (twelve years ago) link
well I was 100% serious. look at Tony Dungy for CHRISTS SAKE
― frogbs, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 20:06 (twelve years ago) link
Tony Dungy is bald, right? I can never tell whats going on on that head
He's bald, yeah. He was already starting to go when the Bucs hired him.
― polyphonic, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 20:08 (twelve years ago) link
Dungy was another bald guy who was smart enough to wear a hat though.
http://cbssports.com/images/blogs/peyton-dungy-colts-090611.jpg
Not this guy, though:
http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/images/photos/001/100/201/120510-raidersATchargers75--nfl_medium_540_360_crop_340x234.jpg?1293774994
― polyphonic, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 20:09 (twelve years ago) link
i do like the idea of the raiders gm firing hue out of spite for not allowing him to draft anyone in the first three rounds
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 10 January 2012 20:10 (twelve years ago) link
Belichick is developing quite a bald spot of his own, thus making the Patriots seem overall less dominant.
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 20:11 (twelve years ago) link
Art Shell wore that tiny baseball cap, dude shoulda rocked the bald look
― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 20:11 (twelve years ago) link
Hue wasn't actually bald though was he? He's "bald by choice", right?
― frogbs, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 20:11 (twelve years ago) link
No one with a lustrous head of hair would go bald by choice, come on.
― polyphonic, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 20:16 (twelve years ago) link
Gardening accident iirc
― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 20:18 (twelve years ago) link
I have a secondary theory/caveat that fat people shouldn't wear hats.
― polyphonic, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 20:22 (twelve years ago) link