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that dude wasn't getting work before his outburst either. whereas mel gibson is doin alright.

iatee, Monday, 9 January 2012 16:32 (twelve years ago) link

mel gibsons apology was shit tho

pug waffle (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 9 January 2012 16:33 (twelve years ago) link

there was one, but i forgot who

no one with powerful friends (lolroman polanski) ever has to sincerely apologize, they just have to wait

Bruce K. Tedesco (zachlyon), Monday, 9 January 2012 19:31 (twelve years ago) link

Elvis Costello.

pplains, Monday, 9 January 2012 19:43 (twelve years ago) link

his name is max, he started as an intern maybe two years ago and occasionally reviews movies

― Bruce K. Tedesco (zachlyon), Sunday, January 8, 2012 11:18 PM

http://www2.citypaper.com/about/masthead.asp

the marijuanaut farmer (am0n), Monday, 9 January 2012 19:50 (twelve years ago) link

never underestimate ILX's ability to blow up someone's spot

Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Monday, 9 January 2012 19:52 (twelve years ago) link

xp "research assistant" apparently

Bruce K. Tedesco (zachlyon), Monday, 9 January 2012 20:07 (twelve years ago) link

I mean, to be fair, I've heard the phrase "chinky eyes" dozens upon dozens of times in my life and approximately 100% of these occurrances were rap songs

the only people I know who say this are a friend who was born in the US but lived in China from ages 2 - 7 and her lily-white best friend from college; usually they are saying it to each other about Lucy Liu

Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Monday, 9 January 2012 20:23 (twelve years ago) link

neither of them is particularly into hip-hop, aside from Ludacris

Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Monday, 9 January 2012 20:25 (twelve years ago) link

that dude wasn't getting work before his outburst either. whereas mel gibson is doin alright

uhh is he? his "comeback" movie barely grossed $1m and i'm not sure if any movie producer would touch him at this point. he couldn't even hold down a cameo on Hangover 2.

frogbs, Monday, 9 January 2012 20:27 (twelve years ago) link

his "comeback" movie was about a dude who could only communicate with the world via a hand puppet, I'm surprised it grossed even that much

Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Monday, 9 January 2012 20:28 (twelve years ago) link

sesame st themes that didn no wait

carpy deems (darraghmac), Monday, 9 January 2012 20:29 (twelve years ago) link

I mean, to be fair, I've heard the phrase "chinky eyes" dozens upon dozens of times in my life and approximately 100% of these occurrances were rap songs

the only people I know who say this are a friend who was born in the US but lived in China from ages 2 - 7 and her lily-white best friend from college; usually they are saying it to each other about Lucy Liu

― Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Monday, January 9, 2012 3:23 PM (31 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

At my old job the (mostly black and/or latino) kids I worked with used it pretty frequently to describe themselves or one another if they had even slightly almond shaped or small eyes. Not that it means anything but I heard it used pretty often then.

☆★☆彡彡 (ENBB), Monday, 9 January 2012 21:01 (twelve years ago) link

I remember telling one of my girls that she probably shouldn't use that term when she was saying she hoped her baby got her eyes and she was like "Why not? It's a good thing - I love my chink eyes!" :/

☆★☆彡彡 (ENBB), Monday, 9 January 2012 21:02 (twelve years ago) link

yeah FYI Gibson's career is over (thankfully)

The Silent Extreme (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 9 January 2012 21:06 (twelve years ago) link

As much as I want that to be true, I doubt it. He'll never be as big as he once was, but he'll get more chances.

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Monday, 9 January 2012 21:17 (twelve years ago) link

little mister sundance

gnome rocognise gnome (remy bean), Monday, 9 January 2012 21:18 (twelve years ago) link

I mean sure, that's probably not going to be his last starring vehicle, but I can't see him headlining a high-profile movie again. I mean the last 10 years have not been kind to him (physically) and his last couple have tanked horribly. i'm not sure what's left for him.

frogbs, Monday, 9 January 2012 21:20 (twelve years ago) link

Directing, most likely. I don't know, I'm not trying to defend the douche in the least and I'll be more than happy to be proven wrong, but the ability for Hollywood to forgive never ceases to amaze me and I won't rule out a "humble" return behind the camera some day.

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Monday, 9 January 2012 21:31 (twelve years ago) link

When I was a waiter I was standing in a full dining room next to a busboy who was singing

[Chingy] what's up?
(Why yo eyes so chinky?) I dunno
(Is it because you've been smoking and drinking?)

And I had to explain to him that that was absolutely not OK to say in front of guests or anywhere. He said he didn't realize it was a bad word, and he said "I'll just say "Why yo eyes Chingy" instead of "chinky." I tried to explain that that was not a good substitute, and anyway, rapping or singing in the dining room was also not really OK. And anyway, the rest of the words were not acceptable for other reasons:

Maybe so
(I've been thinking) huh?
(Maybe you come get me) and do what?
(Round the town, then take me home and eat me)
Okay

the Smurf who'll snatch your money (Je55e), Monday, 9 January 2012 21:31 (twelve years ago) link

LooooL

carpy deems (darraghmac), Monday, 9 January 2012 21:35 (twelve years ago) link

man I don't think I've ever heard anyone use chinky eyes irl

gook or slant-eyed, maybe

bob loblaw people (dayo), Monday, 9 January 2012 21:36 (twelve years ago) link

that reminds me

bob loblaw people (dayo), Monday, 9 January 2012 21:40 (twelve years ago) link

I've been around some casual racism, but I've never heard chinky eyes either.

pplains, Monday, 9 January 2012 21:40 (twelve years ago) link

anybody remember this fiasco?

Officers Ticket Drivers for Non-English Speaking

Neanderthal, Monday, 9 January 2012 21:40 (twelve years ago) link

when I worked in a restaurant, racism was tossed around casually by everyone, including managers. which was interesting cuz the staff itself was pretty multicultural.

working in restaurants is a great place to meet lowlifes and degenerates iirc

Neanderthal, Monday, 9 January 2012 21:41 (twelve years ago) link

worst 5 years of my life

Neanderthal, Monday, 9 January 2012 21:41 (twelve years ago) link

Directing, most likely.

last thing he was rumored to be involved with was the Joe Esterhaz-penned movie about Judah and the Maccabees. I bet that goes over real well.

The Silent Extreme (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 9 January 2012 21:42 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, restaurants are awful for casual racism. Have we talked about "Canadians" itt yet?

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Monday, 9 January 2012 21:50 (twelve years ago) link

xp: that's not racist, just stupid/lazy

Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Monday, 9 January 2012 21:50 (twelve years ago) link

I had a third grade teacher that instead of giving us those canned scenarios for math problems, had us write our own. it was hell of a lot more fun working on problems with scenarios like

50 Santa Clauses traveled down the chimney one night
25 got burnt in the fire
How many Santas are left?

Neanderthal, Monday, 9 January 2012 21:51 (twelve years ago) link

0, because there's no such thing as Santa Clause

Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Monday, 9 January 2012 21:52 (twelve years ago) link

Nice page code at the end of that URL there.

pplains, Monday, 9 January 2012 21:56 (twelve years ago) link

oh damn lol

Neanderthal, Monday, 9 January 2012 21:58 (twelve years ago) link

DreamWorks gives Michael Richards voiceover work in things like Bee Movie & his asking price as a speaker is still 100k. "Speaking engagements" by dudes who've been as famous as him go on way under the radar afaik & nobody every hears anything about it & they net ridiculous money. Once you hurdle to "actually famous" you have to be an idiot to go broke, your agent will find you enough work to keep you rich.

unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 9 January 2012 22:20 (twelve years ago) link

is that in reference to Gibson

The Silent Extreme (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 9 January 2012 22:26 (twelve years ago) link

cuz if so I mean yeah dude is never going to be poor. but he is also never going to be a major force in Hollywood again

The Silent Extreme (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 9 January 2012 22:27 (twelve years ago) link

I guess he might become poor if he rapes or murders somebody and goes to jail

The Silent Extreme (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 9 January 2012 22:28 (twelve years ago) link

Michael Richards hasn't worked regularly as an actor since Seinfeld went off the air, regardless of outburst

Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Monday, 9 January 2012 22:29 (twelve years ago) link

I suck at math but if he invested like a couple million from the last season in a safe interest-bearing account doesn't that kinda keep the cash flowing?

unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 9 January 2012 22:32 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yizpWta-5Uw

omar little, Monday, 9 January 2012 22:33 (twelve years ago) link

the contention wasn't about anyone going broke, it was about ppl getting work after their embarrassing racist outbursts; at any rate Richards unambiguously apologized multiple times after that incident and it had about zero impact on people's hiring decisions re: him (ie, he is still getting hired by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld and... no one else)

Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Monday, 9 January 2012 22:35 (twelve years ago) link

yeah i think w/r/t richards it's all-too-easy to suggest it destroyed his career when really, his ashen-faced appearances on tv in the weeks following his outburst were his biggest non-seinfeld roles ever.

omar little, Monday, 9 January 2012 22:37 (twelve years ago) link

i think aero's saying that they should have .... taken all of his money??

carpy deems (darraghmac), Monday, 9 January 2012 22:37 (twelve years ago) link

I guess he might become poor if he rapes or murders somebody and goes to jail

Yes because Roman Polanski is certainly being ignored these days.

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Monday, 9 January 2012 22:43 (twelve years ago) link

apples and oranges there

The Silent Extreme (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 9 January 2012 22:46 (twelve years ago) link

I know, I know. Just sayin' that a couple of you guys are acting like its 100% inconceivable that Hollywood would ever even acknowledge Gibson again.

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Monday, 9 January 2012 22:49 (twelve years ago) link

Polanski kept making good movies, though.

...and a lot of hilariously bad or ridiculous ones

mh, Monday, 9 January 2012 22:52 (twelve years ago) link

brb gotta go find a copy of The Ninth Gate

mh, Monday, 9 January 2012 22:53 (twelve years ago) link


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