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you guys discovery center is offering a 50% off classes deal
finally, i can take one of their super sweet personal growth classes, like

"talk to anyone anytime, how to"

http://www.discoverycenter.cc/index/prsnlgr.htm

La Lechera, Friday, 6 January 2012 17:11 (2 years ago) Permalink

ott heart squeezingly painful to imagine a class that offers the following:

Want to learn how to talk to anyone at anytime and make a good impression. Are your fears of rejection in your way? Come learn how to:
o Overcome your fears
o Feel good about yourself and what you have to say
o Project self-confidence
o Start and continue conversations
We will practice self-image building and power communication skills. Alan Salami LCSW is an NLP Master Practitioner and Psychotherapist. He specializes in assisting people to learn new mental skills to transform their lives. Mat. Fee: $10

La Lechera, Friday, 6 January 2012 17:14 (2 years ago) Permalink

The Discovery Center kind of blows. Or at least you need to be v cautious and selective about what you teach there.

Sincerely,
The Asshole Who Paid for a Chicago Neighborhood Tour and Ended Up Trapped on a School Bus Listening to a House Flipping Ponzi Scheme Sales Pitch

gonna give her the old fuquay-varina (Jenny), Friday, 6 January 2012 17:38 (2 years ago) Permalink

"Alan Salami LCSW"

Bon Ivoj (jaymc), Friday, 6 January 2012 17:51 (2 years ago) Permalink

"To demonstrate what I'm talking about, we're going to act out a little exercise in social phobias -- I like to call this 'Hide the Salami'."

Steamtable Willie (WmC), Friday, 6 January 2012 17:53 (2 years ago) Permalink

i took a class on proofreading there, it sucked

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 6 January 2012 17:57 (2 years ago) Permalink

i am not actually suggesting that you guys take classes at the discovery center, i'm just kind of obsessed with it due to stuff like this "Alan Salami LCSW"

La Lechera, Friday, 6 January 2012 18:07 (2 years ago) Permalink

I want to take foreign accent reduction.

Jeff, Friday, 6 January 2012 18:10 (2 years ago) Permalink

i could teach that class

La Lechera, Friday, 6 January 2012 18:11 (2 years ago) Permalink

re: talk to anyone anywhere

1) who signs up for that class? how many students? ages? gender distribution?
2) what does alan salami do to break the ice in the most socially tense room in chicago?
3) what do the students think of the class after they take it? do they feel more able to talk to strangers?

La Lechera, Friday, 6 January 2012 18:19 (2 years ago) Permalink

i bet changing your name to "alan salami" is a good way to start conversations.

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 6 January 2012 18:27 (2 years ago) Permalink

q: 2) what does alan salami do to break the ice in the most socially tense room in chicago?
a: introduces himself "hello, my name is alan salami. alan salami is my name. and if i can go through life with this name, you can learn to talk to people too"

La Lechera, Friday, 6 January 2012 18:29 (2 years ago) Permalink

though most of those conversations will primarily consist of "wait, your name is alan salami?"
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congratulations (n/a), Friday, 6 January 2012 18:29 (2 years ago) Permalink

there are only seven results for a google image search for "alan salami," and none of them are pictures of a guy

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 6 January 2012 18:30 (2 years ago) Permalink

Alan Salami -- the rumors are true

La Lechera, Friday, 6 January 2012 18:33 (2 years ago) Permalink

i've wondered about that place. i thought about taking classes there - how to do photoshop, for example.

the Smurf who'll snatch your money (Je55e), Friday, 6 January 2012 18:34 (2 years ago) Permalink

Would that be worthwhile, do you think?

the Smurf who'll snatch your money (Je55e), Friday, 6 January 2012 18:37 (2 years ago) Permalink

no

La Lechera, Friday, 6 January 2012 18:38 (2 years ago) Permalink

unless you're going to spy on the other classes and report back to me in exhaustive excruciating detail about what you saw

La Lechera, Friday, 6 January 2012 18:38 (2 years ago) Permalink

for real?

i also thought about taking an excel class

the Smurf who'll snatch your money (Je55e), Friday, 6 January 2012 18:38 (2 years ago) Permalink

xp

the Smurf who'll snatch your money (Je55e), Friday, 6 January 2012 18:38 (2 years ago) Permalink

I want to be "Danny Cappicola"

bomb.gif (dan m), Friday, 6 January 2012 18:47 (2 years ago) Permalink

fwiw I think the U of C Graham school would be a better option for this stuff, probably more $ though

bomb.gif (dan m), Friday, 6 January 2012 18:47 (2 years ago) Permalink

I took a yoga class there. It was OK.

Bon Ivoj (jaymc), Friday, 6 January 2012 18:51 (2 years ago) Permalink

(Disc. Ctr., not U of C.)

Bon Ivoj (jaymc), Friday, 6 January 2012 18:51 (2 years ago) Permalink

introducing: AMANDA MORTADELLA

La Lechera, Friday, 6 January 2012 18:51 (2 years ago) Permalink

nick textured vegetable protein-based chorizo substitute

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 6 January 2012 18:59 (2 years ago) Permalink

Nick Quorn doesn't sound too bad but it's not as cool as Amanda Mortadella.

La Lechera, Friday, 6 January 2012 18:59 (2 years ago) Permalink

Jenny Baloney

La Lechera, Friday, 6 January 2012 19:00 (2 years ago) Permalink

Jesse Bloodsnausages

the Smurf who'll snatch your money (Je55e), Friday, 6 January 2012 19:00 (2 years ago) Permalink

Do you like Paul Verlaine?
Is it gonna rain today?
Do you want to call your mommy?
We can call her Alan Salami...

I'm sorry, I'll stop now. It's really hot and boring in my office.

La Lechera, Friday, 6 January 2012 19:04 (2 years ago) Permalink

YOU'RE hot and boring.

the Smurf who'll snatch your money (Je55e), Friday, 6 January 2012 19:06 (2 years ago) Permalink

I'm super bored and super lazy today. I have to do some work but I just can't.

the Smurf who'll snatch your money (Je55e), Friday, 6 January 2012 19:07 (2 years ago) Permalink

nick quorn and the bad veegs

tanuki, Friday, 6 January 2012 19:08 (2 years ago) Permalink

Jesse take a class at a CCC location. They have cheep continuing ed courses in shit like that.

But really, get your bachelor's degree first.

gonna give her the old fuquay-varina (Jenny), Friday, 6 January 2012 19:10 (2 years ago) Permalink

OK.

the Smurf who'll snatch your money (Je55e), Friday, 6 January 2012 19:11 (2 years ago) Permalink

still hot
still bored

La Lechera, Friday, 6 January 2012 20:28 (2 years ago) Permalink

Drop It Like It's Bored
Bored Child in the City
Bored for Teacher

Cheap desert locations (Eazy), Friday, 6 January 2012 20:31 (2 years ago) Permalink

i can't even take a picture of the little white plastic baby jesus sticking out of our office rosca de reyes because i forgot my phone at home

La Lechera, Friday, 6 January 2012 20:33 (2 years ago) Permalink

amanda how do you find out about new music?
i need to find new mp3 blogs that are well-curated. most of my new music sources are dried up.

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 6 January 2012 20:42 (2 years ago) Permalink

I'm gonna put my best-of-2011 playlist up on Spotify this weekend. Although it looks like Spotify is missing 11 of the 88 tracks. 12 if you count the "Edge of Glory" radio edit (they have the album version).

Bon Ivoj (jaymc), Friday, 6 January 2012 20:44 (2 years ago) Permalink

hmmm good question
i'm not sure i find out about a lot actively so much as stumble on it? i still have an emusic account so that's my "try something new" allotment for the month, also keeps insane downloading under control.
really i am not an obsessive keeper-upper with stuff. i should probably read a magazine or something.

i was thinking of going to see YOB/Anatomy of Habit at the EB on Wednesday 1/25. should be a good show, but is on a weeknight :-/

La Lechera, Friday, 6 January 2012 20:50 (2 years ago) Permalink

also like i went to that metal ensemble thing at the MCA and saw the awesome harmonium player dude there and then looked him up
totes recommend if you like that sort of thing! (organic/synthy soundscapes that sound inspired by nature)
http://mindovermirrors.tumblr.com/listen

La Lechera, Friday, 6 January 2012 20:58 (2 years ago) Permalink

i also listen to the radio a lot

La Lechera, Friday, 6 January 2012 21:03 (2 years ago) Permalink

mostly to terry gross and then she tells me what music to like

La Lechera, Friday, 6 January 2012 21:07 (2 years ago) Permalink

just kidding

La Lechera, Friday, 6 January 2012 21:07 (2 years ago) Permalink

"...and later we'll talk with _____ about his/her new cee dee"

La Lechera, Friday, 6 January 2012 21:08 (2 years ago) Permalink

Fuhreshhh Aer

bomb.gif (dan m), Friday, 6 January 2012 21:10 (2 years ago) Permalink

just fyi by "new stuff" i mean new-to-you stuff, not necessarily new releases

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 6 January 2012 21:13 (2 years ago) Permalink

I've liked this guy lately, he's mostly into Michigan stuff but also branches out. A lot of hardcore, screamy sludgy crusty to whiny and emo. I've found some good tracks there.

http://mindintrusion.blogspot.com/

bomb.gif (dan m), Friday, 6 January 2012 21:15 (2 years ago) Permalink


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