zooey deschanel - damn, damn, damn does this woman look good

unable to find any reason at all why i read that article, think it is almost uniquely irrelevant to my life

$300 for her various phones and email accounts

who pays money for email accounts

Hacking protection?

JANDEAN61: 20 hours ago
SHE'S LOADED COMPARED TO BENNY..dude has to split royalties w/ lame ass band and lawyers..
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yeah i don't know what celeb-level e-mail security costs but the lack of zooey n00dz on the net suggests that it's worth it

Zooey D nudes would be so fucking twee - dressed up like a 1920s stag film or something. No 'here's my butt in a mirror' shot, that's for sure.

ha, was gonna say something similar

she is the worst part of her show fyi

totally.

they should just replace the female lead every season and pretend that's what the title means

She’s become BFFs with A-listers like Nicole Richie and Mindy Kaling, but back in middle school, Zooey Deschanel was tormented by her peers. “Girls spit in my face,” Deschanel tells the February issue of Allure. “People were so mean to me. I’d cry every day.”

The New Girl actress — who attended high school with Jake Gyllenhaal and Kate Hudson — says not much changed during her freshman year at Northwestern University. “I went to Northwestern because I had gone to a really nontraditional high school. I was like, ‘It’d be cool to have a traditional college experience,’” Deschanel, 32, explains. “Then I was like, ‘Oh, but none of these people understand what’s cool about me. My specialness is not appreciated in this place.’”

She should try posting on ILX.

A-listers like Nicole Richie and Mindy Kaling

my specialness is not appreciated in this place

the hell you say (/fake indignance)

Oh, but none of these people understand what’s cool about me.

;)

how on earth did she get nominated for a golden globe

verdammt, verdammt, verdammt

My specialness is not appreciated in this place.

OMG, people that say shit like this is why I was laughing uncontrollably at that You Can Do Anything SNL skit.

i know! i can only hope that that was taken out of context or said to be funny or sthg.

not that it's actually funny but

board description imo

board description imo

board description od

http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x18/gr8080/1ffc71ef.jpg

"You know what place my specialness is appreciated in? THE FUCKING WHITE HOUSE."

lol

BO has a signature like a cartoonist.

where is dennis perrin when you need him

Grady can i get Zooey's address why because Whiney drown her

A-listers like Nicole Richie and Mindy Kaling

― tylerw, Wednesday, January 18, 2012 1:22 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark

lol

wonder if zooey gets to be in the choom gang now

ok so tonight's new girl was both a) really good and funny, especially the last scene and b) a kind of surprisingly insightful and self-aware analysis of zooey d and zooey d-types vs. lizzy caplan and lizzy caplan-types and the people who prefer one or the other

Yeah. I fall into the Caplan camp.

good lookin' out, some dude

can you break it (the difference) down to an extent

I'd never been enamored of this person and found the idea of her mildly annoying, but this show is really incredibly funny - especially the Schmidt character, but everyone else as well.

what is the lizzy caplan type?

http://theblemish.com/images/2008/10/lizzy-caplan-stuff.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CU-qpsTemhs

zooey has a better singing voice but katy perry is prettier and has better musick

holy shit that's lizzie caplan? That looks nothing like her!

b) a kind of surprisingly insightful and self-aware analysis of zooey d and zooey d-types vs. lizzy caplan and lizzy caplan-types and the people who prefer one or the other

sadly the A+ accuracy here just made me want to marry lizzy caplan and somehow get zooey d fired from this job.

the towel argument at the end was hilarious.

yeah the towel thing was so great

i'm team caplan all the way and the episode in no way changed that but seriously i felt like the whole thing was a pretty canny way of addressing how some people feel about zooey and/or her character that made me kind of respect her and the show more

I've never seen this show but I have always really liked LC.

So I'm the only one on Team Zooey? (Tbh, the first few episodes of this show almost completely ended my crush on her but she seems to be moving back towards 'cute' as opposed to 'obnoxiously absurd'.)

This is OTM btw:

ok so tonight's new girl was both a) really good and funny, especially the last scene and b) a kind of surprisingly insightful and self-aware analysis of zooey d and zooey d-types vs. lizzy caplan and lizzy caplan-types and the people who prefer one or the other

can you break it (the difference) down to an extent

― buzza, Tuesday, January 31, 2012 7:51 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

since i don't like zooey d and have no idea who lizzy caplan is but am aware that z is a thing for many people (=guys), i'm also curious abt this

i'm team caplan all the way and the episode in no way changed that but seriously i felt like the whole thing was a pretty canny way of addressing how some people feel about zooey and/or her character that made me kind of respect her and the show more

I never liked the show much previously but I totally concur w/ this sentiment. I guess she's sticking around for a bit?

Not a big fan of "Yesterday Once More" and that awkwardly uncomfortable video is not helping.