people that YELP are scumbags

some of these people are like the forrest gump of food "orgasms"

lol i'm trying to derail this off the orgasm train

literally derail it

suck a fat one.

err a big fat one

these reviews are a cornucopia of display names

this thread was started in the myspace era, lol, orgasm

The valet parking was cheap and the waitress/waiter was really friendly
and attentive. For once, a restaurant has satisfied me from start to finish..
Okay let's get on the yummy details :-
I had their turnip soup (I was very skeptical at first... Turnip?) but it turns out to be the best soup ever!!! I also had their duck and liver pate (cold appetizer.. Its so good i almost ate the plate.. And for entrée I have their
duck... Its so crispy and good with some orange sauce.....the food here is like getting orgasm in your mouth!

The orgasm in your mouth was cheap and the waitress/waiter was really friendly

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*scorns country*

these people...

haha wait a yelper got locked up for yelping

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"This is a horrible restaurant. I had the walleye there, and it was very poorly done. It was far too heavily spiced. My friend had a pot pie, which she said was also bad and undercooked. I also ordered red potatoes that tasted like rubber. Please do not go to this restaurant."

Honestly, what is WITH the long line?!?

A crowd attracts a crowd, I get it... but seriously, it is SO not worthy.

A long wait + rushed service + food that is okay, but I could make in my own kitchen for a LOT less = my most recent dining experience at Zaftigs.

I left totally unimpressed wanting to spread the word to the poor souls waiting outside to check out another place right down the street... how about the Paris Creperie or Mike's.

I will NOT be returning or waiting again. Completely OVERRATED!

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We went here a few days after Christmas for a special family dinner. My family of 4 asked for recommendations from the concierge at Cosmopollitan and she suggested this restaurant. We made reservations to go after our Michael Jackson show at 9PM.

From the minute we showed up and were seated at a circular table towards the center of the dining area we were immediately disappointed. It took our waiter at least 5 minutes before they even acknowledged us. My mom had time to go to the bathroom and come back and still we waited. When our waiter finally came my dad was very irritated- we were all ravenous and grumpy. When the waiter read off the specials he did so with an aire of complete elitism and arrogance. It put our whole table off and we immediately commented on his attitude of complete boredom with us. He read off the specials quickly slurring his words and not making eye contact. From there the whole tone of the dinner was set.

an aire of complete elitism and arrogance

slurring his words

poor guy was prob having a stroke

site:yelp.com when our waiter finally came

That or he was Buddy Cole

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an aerie of complete arrogance and elitism

for a franchise of Macaroni Grill

We loved their chicken soup and the Lamb Spedini. They took both off their menu recently. Too bad - that was the reason my family went there to begin with. Had their pasta dishes - not the kind of sauces I prefer. Classy atmosphere. Snobby waiter staff - they forget that THEY are the one making minimum wage - and that THEY are the one working for their TIP, and THE CUSTOMER should be made to feel COMFORTABLE and at HOME. We enjoyed sitting close to the open kitchen and watch the chef cook our meal. If they get the lamb spedini and chicken soup back on their menu, we may come back. But next time I will put the WAIT STAFF in line when they talk down to us. Maybe the management will read this and give their staff a little ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT.

there be mouth orgasooms

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I ordered the Tuesday night special sausage sampler; you can tell a LOT about a German restaurant by the sausages they serve, and considering they come from a place called Deutchland Meats, you'd think they'd be great. Yeah, not so much. Somehow some of my sausages were simultaneously cold AND burned, and one of the "authentic" sausage selections was a jalapeno-cheese brat (!).

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wow sizzler has changed since i been a kid. back then they had an all you can eat with things from fries to nuggets and seafood fried hot appetizers. that was early 90s

Back in 2009, the service here sucked. Well the waitress was helpful. Food was disgusting and the all you can salad bar and hot appetizer was dreadful.

so yelp is a website? all along I thought this thread was about people who perform the action of "yelping" or made doglike barking noises, but once this passed 1000 posts I figured that even for ILX that's a little too much discussion of this

no its abt people who bark and have orgasms in mouth

frogb_stanton

oh to live in wisconsin

Snobby waiter staff - they forget that THEY are the one making minimum wage - and that THEY are the one working for their TIP, and THE CUSTOMER should be made to feel COMFORTABLE and at HOME

haha its sad how angry this is making me

I still have nightmares about waiting tables, and I haven't done it for 15 years

no it isn't! xp

I will put the WAIT STAFF in line when they talk down to us.

lol this isn't in with any of the jokes we're working on but it came up when i searched for "burned":

To be frank, I don't feel that any loyal customer of a barbershop can write an honest, unbiased review of his barbershop and his barber. The relationship between the barber and the barbered (?) is an intimate one. To trust a person with the appearance of your hair for at least a few weeks requires a level of faith and confidence that makes this business relationship more personal than most.

With this caveat, I am very satisfied with my barber, Joe. He does a good job of cutting my hair, not that that is such a difficult task. It never takes longer than usual he never messes up, at least on my hair. Maybe he's really good at hiding his mistakes. (I guess I don't often look at the back of my head very often.) If you are interested in getting a less traditional cut or just want a female to style your luscious locks, there is a female hair cutter working at the Barbershop at least on Saturdays.

One interesting thing, Joe attends Burning Man during the summer. So for about two weeks, you'll have to go without getting your hairs cut by a professional. Although, it is cool to have a barber that attends burning man.

oh to live in wisconsin

believe it or not we do have the internet here

It never takes longer than usual he never messes up, at least on my hair.

'when joe showed up at burning man that year, we all wondered what happened to the tip of his left index finger'

Can you say RUDE and HORRIBLE service!!! I can't stand going to a place and the only facial expression they have is the "I hate my job and would rather be shot than kindly help you." I love wetzels pretzels but I'll never come back to this one...I highly suggest the owner of this particular franchise fire their employees and start fresh.

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i wonder if all the mouth orgasm people are just confused about what saliva is

Snobby waiter staff - they forget that THEY are the one making minimum wage - and that THEY are the one working for their TIP, and THE CUSTOMER should be made to feel COMFORTABLE and at HOME. We enjoyed sitting close to the open kitchen and watch the chef cook our meal. If they get the lamb spedini and chicken soup back on their menu, we may come back. But next time I will put the WAIT STAFF in line when they talk down to us. Maybe the management will read this and give their staff a little ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT.

This is probably the most disheartening aspect of yelp, so many of the reviewers act like service people who should be their own personal dancing monkeys.

it's so baldly needy it almost invites sympathy. DOGGY needs a PET.

believe it or not we do have the internet here

ya but on the coasts we have things called 'people like us on yelp' stickers, you are required by law to put them on the outside on your restaurant. I'm guessing there it's the same with 'go packers' stickers.

its odd that everyone is taking the servers' side. i've worked those jobs too but sometimes the server really is an asshole

i mean i think the above person has a point but is just really really bad at expressing him/herself

haha what point is that, exactly?

ya but on the coasts we have things called 'people like us on yelp' stickers, you are required by law to put them on the outside on your restaurant. I'm guessing there it's the same with 'go packers' stickers.

maybe its a big city thing, where you can conceivably go out 3-4 times a week without hitting the same place in a given year. around here you just kinda know where the good places are

servers are rarely assholes, some adults are just overly sensitive children.

its really funny how this supposedly snooty server works at the macaroni grill

like they prob werent looking down their nose at you, just profoundly depressed