deliberate noise by the real tough boys, what else have we got?(ECU on facial sweat, that's what)
― La Lechera, Wednesday, 4 January 2012 16:20 (1 year ago) Permalink
Nick what is the werewolf book?
I just checked out my first ebook from the library. The future is now. (btw you can now select 7, 14, or 21 days as the duration of your check out.)
Amanda, once I figured out ebooks via the CPL I put approx 1,000 things on hold but once I get that under control, I will read Drood!
― They're coming to get you, (Jenny), Wednesday, 4 January 2012 16:26 (1 year ago) Permalink
the best thing about it is that you don't really realize it's a werewolf book until about halfway through, but i just ruined that for you so ha ha.
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 4 January 2012 16:36 (1 year ago) Permalink
Oh lord, Charlaine Harris blurbed it. Do the werewolves take an inordinate number of showers?
― They're coming to get you, (Jenny), Wednesday, 4 January 2012 18:54 (1 year ago) Permalink
ha i didn't know about the harris blurb when i read it. the tone is kind of hard-boiled, i guess? it was not an amazing book but was fun for vacay, some effectively creepy parts but fell apart in the end.
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 4 January 2012 18:58 (1 year ago) Permalink
omg i just cut the everloving crap out of my tender thumb on a metal file folder and yelled obscenities and people in the library heard me :-/
― La Lechera, Wednesday, 4 January 2012 18:59 (1 year ago) Permalink
i spent literally the first two hours of the day yesterday trying to make copies with two different copiers continually jamming up on me and i was doing some office swearing
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 4 January 2012 19:07 (1 year ago) Permalink
Office swearing totally appropriate in both situations IMO.
When our current Big Boss first started, I ran into him twice before we officially met. Once I was struggling w/ unlocking the door to our office and dropping f-bombs like a champ. The second I was wrangling the copy machine and letting fly with a string of curses not unlike the fabled "mother fucking titty sucking two ball bitch." Meanwhile he was on the other side of a cube partition getting water and listening.
― They're coming to get you, (Jenny), Wednesday, 4 January 2012 19:27 (1 year ago) Permalink
It's not as good as the time I got stuck in my coat in front of our old Big Boss but still. I surely know how to make an impression.
Maybe I should just settle in for the long haul at this job. I may not deserve any better.
― They're coming to get you, (Jenny), Wednesday, 4 January 2012 19:28 (1 year ago) Permalink
don't be ridiculous
― La Lechera, Wednesday, 4 January 2012 20:15 (1 year ago) Permalink
"mother fucking titty sucking two ball bitch." reminds me that I've been wanting to vex an annoyingly Christmas-obsessed* FB friend by posting "God fuck us, one and all" as my status, but that's just a little too much, probably. So I share it with you all.
* It was carols and religious Xmas music all season, and he continues posting multiple updates on each of the 12 days of Xmas until Epiphany.
― the Smurf who'll snatch your money (Je55e), Wednesday, 4 January 2012 21:28 (1 year ago) Permalink
i like how cousin larry is holding an invisible (something) in that photo
pineapple?baby?5 lb handweight?plate of chips and dip?
― La Lechera, Wednesday, 4 January 2012 21:37 (1 year ago) Permalink
his balls
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 4 January 2012 21:39 (1 year ago) Permalink
he is holding ACTING
― bomb.gif (dan m), Wednesday, 4 January 2012 21:40 (1 year ago) Permalink
His holy balls
― Cheap desert locations (Eazy), Wednesday, 4 January 2012 21:40 (1 year ago) Permalink
seriously, just look at that picture and imagine that he's holding his own huge, distended ball sac
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 4 January 2012 21:41 (1 year ago) Permalink
he is holding his dream of opening a junk shop with balki in chicago
― La Lechera, Wednesday, 4 January 2012 21:41 (1 year ago) Permalink
and also one of his balls
the big one
I've probably mentioned this before, but Mark Linn-Baker was considered one of the preeminent interpreters of Chekhov to come out of Yale Drama School.
― Bon Ivoj (jaymc), Wednesday, 4 January 2012 21:44 (1 year ago) Permalink
now he is simply cozzen larry
― La Lechera, Wednesday, 4 January 2012 22:25 (1 year ago) Permalink
We all make choices.
― They're coming to get you, (Jenny), Wednesday, 4 January 2012 22:32 (1 year ago) Permalink
he chose to cradle his invisible ball sac like a baby, his legacy is his reward
― La Lechera, Wednesday, 4 January 2012 22:38 (1 year ago) Permalink
i remember some movie he was in with peter o'toole, where peter o'toole was a drunk movie star and linn-baker had to shepherd him around?
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 4 January 2012 22:46 (1 year ago) Permalink
a guy i went to high school with called me "balki" b/c he said i looked like him.
― the Smurf who'll snatch your money (Je55e), Wednesday, 4 January 2012 22:49 (1 year ago) Permalink
i hope you said THAT'S RIDICULOUS and then engaged him in a folk dance
― La Lechera, Wednesday, 4 January 2012 22:53 (1 year ago) Permalink
you and i should be balki and data for halloween next year
Per a previous conversation, the movie starting Michael Caine in which Sigourney Weaver rides an exercise bike while topless is called Half Moon Street.
I learned this by googling "Sigourney Weaver rides a bike topless." It's the first result.
― They're coming to get you, (Jenny), Wednesday, 4 January 2012 22:55 (1 year ago) Permalink
I was talking about Michael Caine w/ you, but I don't remember Sigourney Weaver being a part of the conversation.
― the Smurf who'll snatch your money (Je55e), Wednesday, 4 January 2012 22:58 (1 year ago) Permalink
sarah says the art institute is free on weekdays this month fyi
― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 5 January 2012 18:53 (1 year ago) Permalink
We just finished Damages S1 last night. So good.
― Bon Ivoj (jaymc), Thursday, 5 January 2012 20:46 (1 year ago) Permalink
And so annoying that there seem to be no analyses on the Internet for me to read. (I guess no one got into it until the second season?)
― Bon Ivoj (jaymc), Thursday, 5 January 2012 20:47 (1 year ago) Permalink
when you guys read the reader's "people issue" do you get the impression that they're (mostly) just profiles of reader staffers' friends?
― La Lechera, Thursday, 5 January 2012 20:48 (1 year ago) Permalink
I don't think I paid much attention to that feature.
― Bon Ivoj (jaymc), Thursday, 5 January 2012 20:50 (1 year ago) Permalink
we're watching homeland (slowly), it's kind of ridiculous but gets by on strong acting by claire danes, mandy patinkin, and especially the oddly creepy damian lewis
xpost yeah
― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 5 January 2012 20:51 (1 year ago) Permalink
Does the reader have an app? They should.
― Jeff, Thursday, 5 January 2012 23:52 (1 year ago) Permalink
you guys discovery center is offering a 50% off classes dealfinally, i can take one of their super sweet personal growth classes, like
"talk to anyone anytime, how to"
http://www.discoverycenter.cc/index/prsnlgr.htm
― La Lechera, Friday, 6 January 2012 17:11 (1 year ago) Permalink
ott heart squeezingly painful to imagine a class that offers the following:
Want to learn how to talk to anyone at anytime and make a good impression. Are your fears of rejection in your way? Come learn how to:o Overcome your fearso Feel good about yourself and what you have to sayo Project self-confidenceo Start and continue conversationsWe will practice self-image building and power communication skills. Alan Salami LCSW is an NLP Master Practitioner and Psychotherapist. He specializes in assisting people to learn new mental skills to transform their lives. Mat. Fee: $10
― La Lechera, Friday, 6 January 2012 17:14 (1 year ago) Permalink
The Discovery Center kind of blows. Or at least you need to be v cautious and selective about what you teach there.
Sincerely, The Asshole Who Paid for a Chicago Neighborhood Tour and Ended Up Trapped on a School Bus Listening to a House Flipping Ponzi Scheme Sales Pitch
― gonna give her the old fuquay-varina (Jenny), Friday, 6 January 2012 17:38 (1 year ago) Permalink
"Alan Salami LCSW"
― Bon Ivoj (jaymc), Friday, 6 January 2012 17:51 (1 year ago) Permalink
"To demonstrate what I'm talking about, we're going to act out a little exercise in social phobias -- I like to call this 'Hide the Salami'."
― Steamtable Willie (WmC), Friday, 6 January 2012 17:53 (1 year ago) Permalink
i took a class on proofreading there, it sucked
― congratulations (n/a), Friday, 6 January 2012 17:57 (1 year ago) Permalink
i am not actually suggesting that you guys take classes at the discovery center, i'm just kind of obsessed with it due to stuff like this "Alan Salami LCSW"
― La Lechera, Friday, 6 January 2012 18:07 (1 year ago) Permalink
I want to take foreign accent reduction.
― Jeff, Friday, 6 January 2012 18:10 (1 year ago) Permalink
i could teach that class
― La Lechera, Friday, 6 January 2012 18:11 (1 year ago) Permalink
re: talk to anyone anywhere
1) who signs up for that class? how many students? ages? gender distribution?2) what does alan salami do to break the ice in the most socially tense room in chicago?3) what do the students think of the class after they take it? do they feel more able to talk to strangers?
― La Lechera, Friday, 6 January 2012 18:19 (1 year ago) Permalink
i bet changing your name to "alan salami" is a good way to start conversations.
― congratulations (n/a), Friday, 6 January 2012 18:27 (1 year ago) Permalink
q: 2) what does alan salami do to break the ice in the most socially tense room in chicago?a: introduces himself "hello, my name is alan salami. alan salami is my name. and if i can go through life with this name, you can learn to talk to people too"
― La Lechera, Friday, 6 January 2012 18:29 (1 year ago) Permalink
though most of those conversations will primarily consist of "wait, your name is alan salami?"xpost
― congratulations (n/a), Friday, 6 January 2012 18:29 (1 year ago) Permalink
there are only seven results for a google image search for "alan salami," and none of them are pictures of a guy
― congratulations (n/a), Friday, 6 January 2012 18:30 (1 year ago) Permalink