Not location specific, No rules: Welcome to ILX heaven

why does anyone post to ILX?

Masochism? :-)

I just had to write ASSMAN on an envelope. hahahah Mrs ASSMAN. hahahaha

http://www.movieforum.com/people/actors/jacklemmon/images/joebrownhot.jpg

"Nobody's perfect."

VINCE VAUGHAN?

But why lie about having a kid?

Fuck knows tbh. Maybe she made a mistake in one of her posts. Maybe it was her small breasted flatmate who had the 4 year old and posted under luna's login. All I'm saying is that 2 minutes of searching shows she hasn't been "consistent throughout the years" about it.

i always knew those pics were too good to be true.

ah go on, show us the pics.

i haven't seen the "porn quality" pics, thankfully

pr0n, of course, ranges dramatically in quality IRL.

real-life porn!

until the age of sixteen or so it never occurred to me that they were 'actually' having the s£x. never dreamed of it.

She actually sent me a nude photo once. I feel kinda stupid now for believing it was her in the pic. I used to know a compulsive liar in high school, but the things she told were so outrageous that everyone realized pretty soon it wasn't true. I still find it hard to believe that everything Luna told about herself would've been a lie. I mean, most of it was just ordinary everyday chatter which had little to do with the sort of attention-seeking I associate with compulsive lying.

Hi, what did I miss?

'real life pr0n' pretty much covered my entire vocabulary for a month after i discovered the error of my ways.

xpost, tuomas, is people sending you nude photos an everyday occurrence? i realise that the answer to this is probably going to be yes, but i thought i'd ask anyway.

matt- jol has left ilxpurs for good.

LUNA COLLABORATIVE PHOTOGALLERY PLEASE

Maybe she misremembered his exact age back in 2003? I dunno, I really don't have any answers to that.

I'm putting it down to a luna tic.

Jol was a 'fake' manager. he forged his qualifications. a lot of fans are feeling very silly right now, looking at the evidence.

She actually sent me a nude photo once. [...]
-- Tuomas, Tuesday, October 16, 2007 12:29 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

!!!! man alive i lead a dull internet life.

and man alive ain't you thankful today for it?

xpost, tuomas, is people sending you nude photos an everyday occurrence? i realise that the answer to this is probably going to be yes, but i thought i'd ask anyway.

It isn't, but her mail followed one of those "Friday afternoon flirting" threads, plus she'd already sent some other ILXors and me a semi-nude pic before that, so it didn't feel that weird. Also, I had posted all those semi-nude pics of myself here too.

SO MAYBE I'M NOT REAL EITHER?!

Expertly played double bluff. Fake Tuomas ftw.

she sent me a picture of her flying a plane into the twin towers

Yeah, actually I bribed RJG and Cathy to claim they'd met me on a mountainside in Barcelona. I can't believe you fell for such a story!

Given that RJG is a bot that posts nothing but single sentence non-sequiturs we never really fell for that one.

And the person Ed met in Helsinki was just an innocent actor I hired. Actually I'm here as a double agent to spy for the Illuminati.

to scrabulous thread.

scratch that, proper noun.

a cunning device that, sendin semi-nude pics first to lull you into false sense of normality.

one of those "Friday afternoon flirting" threads

is there some kind of parallel ilx i'm missing?

But if I was, why would I reveal it to you? Or maybe I did so exactly because I knew you wouldn't believe me. Oh, the web of lies...

(xxx-post)

xpost
i assume that about nearly everything on here.

if we could only draw tuomas out, somehow.....

we're losing power here for 1 1/2 hours, try not to fight while i'm away you guys.

i'd hate to miss it.

This is all a cunning ploy by Enrique to get sent nude photos of random hot girls captioned 'lots of love, BIG HOOS aka the Steendriver', isn't it?

lol
guys
srsly
wtf

hi teh kit wb you haven't missed anything

quiet weekend, i thought myself.

You've made your own heaven. Lie in it.

-- Ms Misery, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 13:35 (2 months ago) Bookmark Link

OTM

it's at times like this i realise how distantly i orbit the nucleus of ILX. and -- like darraghmac says somewhere above -- i'm mightily glad about it. i've just read the last day's worth of posts here ... i should point out that it took me 10 minutes to work out which thread the BIG FITE was on, let alone what it was about.

anyway. coo ur: ppl on internet might not be who they say; local news at 11. now, anyone want a naked picture of bernard manning with my head photoshopped on top?

took me 10 minutes to work out which thread the BIG FITE was on

Try this:
if # of new answers > 500
{it's that one
}
else {
no really, it's that one
}

This is all a cunning ploy by Enrique to get sent nude photos of random hot girls captioned 'lots of love, BIG HOOS aka the Steendriver', isn't it?

-- Matt DC, Tuesday, October 16, 2007 1:02 PM (34 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

i zing tuomas but really it's just envy ;_;

quitney don't let your scrubness show

i bet zach braff gets random hotties sending him tits.jpg

Tuomas, how do you know it was the real me?

I had tipped him off beforehand about what nice breasts you have.

My real highlight of the day: having to write assman on an envelope.

I forced Gareth to show me ID that one time in Cologne.

as someone who never had the slightest bit of interest of any sort in luna, i'm sorta self-congratulatorily unsympathetic to anyone who fell for her in any way, whether she's real or not (and i think it's entirely possible she is). and to the extent i did pay attention, something there always rang false - i pretty much believed the kid after he appeared more than once or twice, but i always had problems with "aimee" (then again, i sorta have trouble wrapping my head around the existence of a non-wayans pronounced keenan, but don't doubt his existence for a minute).

i'm sorta self-congratulatorily unsympathetic

-- gabbneb, Tuesday, October 16, 2007 2:20 PM (42 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

autosummarize got it down