I used to work at Mickey D's To my old buster ass manager, "lickey deez"
(Boots, The Coup)...
― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Monday, 12 November 2007 17:17 (sixteen years ago) link
"So literary with it, you can tell how I write The boy's such an author, I should smoke a pipe"
― jayson greene, Monday, 12 November 2007 17:53 (sixteen years ago) link
"You shoulda put a sock on the pickle Then your pussy wouldn't be blowing out smoke signals"
― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Monday, 12 November 2007 17:54 (sixteen years ago) link
Old cribs I sold, y'all drive by like monuments Google Earth Nas, I got flats in other continents
― J0rdan S., Monday, 12 November 2007 18:05 (sixteen years ago) link
"I can flow like wee, coming out you know what Or some dukey diarrhea coming out your butt"
(seriously, this is a Shaquille O'Neal rap lyric from his first album....which should have ended his career right there, but didn't)
― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Monday, 12 November 2007 18:07 (sixteen years ago) link
and for my homie streets i'ma twist one up he can't even hit the kush, he gotta piss in a cup
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 18:10 (sixteen years ago) link
is there a least favorite rap couplets thread? cause the other day I accidentally saw a Talib Kweli video
"Cats all sappy like romantic flicks, dude, get a clue, Like Colonel Mustard in the study with a candlestick"
― dmr, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 18:16 (sixteen years ago) link
I ain't Hansel and Gretel, I'm handsome in ghetto
ha, I like that one...
― Saxby D. Elder, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 20:14 (sixteen years ago) link
daaaaaaamn, what's with all the long faces? yuh wooking pa nub in all the wong pwaces
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 14 November 2007 20:19 (sixteen years ago) link
is there a least favorite rap couplets thread? cause the other day I accidentally saw a Talib Kweli video"Cats all sappy like romantic flicks, dude, get a clue, Like Colonel Mustard in the study with a candlestick"-- dmr, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 18:16 (2 hours ago) Link
-- dmr, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 18:16 (2 hours ago) Link
You're nuts.
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 21:12 (sixteen years ago) link
shaq = keith
withizzzowng-killing them harshly / n the core of the sun / godt-jdamnt/-charlike bark-- lea(d).
― daanyel, Monday, 26 November 2007 20:53 (sixteen years ago) link
YEAH I SCRIBE RHYMES LIKE SHELL CODE / I GOT PUTTY RUNNING VI SSHING THROUGH HELL NODES
― daanyel, Monday, 26 November 2007 21:03 (sixteen years ago) link
-- daanyel, Monday, November 26, 2007 10:03 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link
??
Clang! Crime don't pay, listen, youth/It's like me holding up the line at the kissing booth
― MRZBW, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 01:29 (sixteen years ago) link
uh idk rly seriously i'm chopt
― daanyel, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 09:53 (sixteen years ago) link
Got this Chinese chick, had to leave her quick Cause she kept bootleggin my shit
― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 03:21 (sixteen years ago) link
we was raised in the dead-arm district before guns was called biscuits stapleton was on that hood shit
― M@tt He1ges0n, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 16:43 (sixteen years ago) link
When I'm deceased, by then the beast arise like yeast to conquer peace leaving savages to roam in the streets
Nas, Verbal Intercourse
― Chelvis, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 17:33 (sixteen years ago) link
Unh... blowticious Skeevy? ...delicious.
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 29 November 2007 00:15 (sixteen years ago) link
Ahhhhhhh.... I'm somewhat brainboggled So I look to the microphone and slowly starts to wobble
― The Reverend, Saturday, 15 December 2007 10:34 (sixteen years ago) link
I get money like white kids on their birthdays I'm on the grime from Thursdays to Thursdays
― Saxby D. Elder, Thursday, 20 December 2007 00:01 (sixteen years ago) link
cos I'm in da Industry man, In Eng-aland where I never sell more than an indie band
― Saxby D. Elder, Saturday, 22 December 2007 19:57 (sixteen years ago) link
You shoulda put a sock on the pickle Then your pussy wouldn't be blowin' smoke signals
― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Sunday, 23 December 2007 04:36 (sixteen years ago) link
return of the jedi from rio de janiero on the red eye yet i still feel the need to be fly
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 24 December 2007 05:15 (sixteen years ago) link
Some of these niggas is so deceptive Using my styles like a contraceptive
― The Reverend, Thursday, 27 December 2007 14:53 (sixteen years ago) link
Knick knack paddy whack I still got the biggest sack
― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Friday, 28 December 2007 00:49 (sixteen years ago) link
If you don't like me, and you yell and boo There's nothing wrong with me, there's something wrong with you
― The Reverend, Sunday, 30 December 2007 09:49 (sixteen years ago) link
Watch the tick-tock up in my watch froze like Eskimos Yes sir, we up in China eatin' egg-a-rolls
― The Reverend, Sunday, 30 December 2007 09:52 (sixteen years ago) link
AHHHH HUMAN FEE-SUS
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 30 December 2007 09:58 (sixteen years ago) link
the love is unconditional even when the condition is critical, when the living is miserable your position is pivotal, I ain't bullshiting you now, why would I lie? just to get by?
this came on the radio driving into work today. I couldn't seem to play it loud enough.
― nicky lo-fi, Sunday, 30 December 2007 10:00 (sixteen years ago) link
achoo, i'm rich say gesundheit, bitch
― J0rdan S., Sunday, 30 December 2007 10:01 (sixteen years ago) link
room for love in rap songs apparently
― J0rdan S., Sunday, 30 December 2007 10:02 (sixteen years ago) link
i'm leave a fashion muscle fire red
-- Humphry, Saturday, November 10, 2007 4:58 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link
RIP
― J0rdan S., Sunday, 30 December 2007 10:04 (sixteen years ago) link
Now i got 32 flavors of that bootylicious bubblegum rasberry, grape, cherry, come and get this honeybun
-- M@tt He1ges0n, Thursday, June 14, 2007 10:25 AM (6 months ago) Bookmark Link
^love this one
― J0rdan S., Sunday, 30 December 2007 10:14 (sixteen years ago) link
I come in the club shakin' my dreads Throwin' them 'bows and bustin' these heads
― The Reverend, Sunday, 30 December 2007 11:20 (sixteen years ago) link
I be more hipper than a hippopotamus Get off in your head like a neurologist
― The Reverend, Sunday, 30 December 2007 11:22 (sixteen years ago) link
I don't write nothin' down, I keep it all in my head, intelligent About my business, memory like an elephant
― The Reverend, Sunday, 30 December 2007 11:24 (sixteen years ago) link
Haha, 40 Water likes to compare himself to animals.
― The Reverend, Sunday, 30 December 2007 11:25 (sixteen years ago) link
I MC and I rap now, my goons will never back down you know I'm Jamaican, you can tell the way my dad sounds
― Saxby D. Elder, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 23:05 (sixteen years ago) link
From New York to Cali, Japan to Eye-Tally I'm known to be the microphone Mohammed Ali.
― Oilyrags, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 00:30 (sixteen years ago) link
Burn me, I get into shit I let it out like diarrhea
― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 03:27 (sixteen years ago) link
when I die, I wanna go to Hell Cuz I'm a piece of shit, it ain't hard to fuckin tell
― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Saturday, 12 January 2008 01:17 (sixteen years ago) link
Since the 70s my pedigree been cheddar cheese When I used to read those Jets and Ebonys
― Oilyrags, Saturday, 12 January 2008 01:37 (sixteen years ago) link
Since earlier times I would rhyme at the drop of a dime Designing my freestyle lines one second ahead of the time I said 'em.
― Oilyrags, Saturday, 12 January 2008 01:52 (sixteen years ago) link
Aiyyo, lyrical gas spittin tha criminal tactics Non-believers get my dick and genitals backwards
― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Saturday, 12 January 2008 14:32 (sixteen years ago) link
Some people say my shit sounds worse than a demo tape I get violent-- here, let me demonstrate
― Saxby D. Elder, Saturday, 19 January 2008 19:02 (sixteen years ago) link
Bang this on your iPod I'm God
― Saxby D. Elder, Saturday, 19 January 2008 19:19 (sixteen years ago) link
i stay hy like gyraph pussy / in my Trap Hous blowin bubble Kushii
― Arms, Saturday, 19 January 2008 20:38 (sixteen years ago) link
But really less battle raps than straight-up facts, kinda like a news report Untrue? 'Fuck you' be this jew's retort
― chap, Saturday, 19 January 2008 20:44 (sixteen years ago) link
i got 16 fever ;[
shaw-d a(s) me wuhtyme idiazs /sait iss 15 minutz pas th dymunz bitch
― Arms, Saturday, 19 January 2008 20:47 (sixteen years ago) link
lyrix flecthru th juury / articla hardt melts yno they(pf)hear me / ih y'really know theyd chamber meyen clouds til myear(b)leedz in handcuffs / yr fearz free
sharty smoke thrax / wut u no bout that
― Arms, Saturday, 19 January 2008 20:57 (sixteen years ago) link