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There are so many tweets that I would love to pass along, but it would just be completely inappropriate to do so with my name attached. Like this one.

Love stream of mic checking (Eazy), Wednesday, 16 November 2011 04:28 (twelve years ago) link

is "activity" back or does it just depend on which computer i use

MODS DID 10/11 (k3vin k.), Thursday, 17 November 2011 03:28 (twelve years ago) link

i saw it whenever i logged in earlier today

markers, Thursday, 17 November 2011 03:29 (twelve years ago) link

follow me & i will follow u back

MODS DID 10/11 (k3vin k.), Thursday, 17 November 2011 03:39 (twelve years ago) link

ahuj9 sreegs
I'm a mom. [places grocery bag on counter, kids run up excited] My kids are important to me. That's why I know Bush did 9/11.
3 Aug

ice cr?m, Thursday, 17 November 2011 06:29 (twelve years ago) link

so awesome

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 17 November 2011 06:34 (twelve years ago) link

somebody needs to take horse_ebooks to out behind the shed

dayo, Friday, 18 November 2011 12:58 (twelve years ago) link

http://twitter.com/#!/kfc_colonel/status/137578460871798784

markers, Friday, 18 November 2011 21:38 (twelve years ago) link

don't know why i'm finding that so lolsome but i am

do you want me to share what i know w/ you or not? (forksclovetofu), Friday, 18 November 2011 21:42 (twelve years ago) link

its like life, culture, man, the interaction between internet weirdos and super earnest corporate shills, makes u think, makes u lol

ice cr?m, Friday, 18 November 2011 21:45 (twelve years ago) link

so great

⚓ (gr8080), Friday, 18 November 2011 22:29 (twelve years ago) link

http://twitter.com/#!/kfc_colonel/status/137321280725729280

markers, Friday, 18 November 2011 22:31 (twelve years ago) link

Hahaha pwn

ice cr?m, Friday, 18 November 2011 22:32 (twelve years ago) link

kfc dude earning his chicken money

do you want me to share what i know w/ you or not? (forksclovetofu), Friday, 18 November 2011 22:33 (twelve years ago) link

https://twitter.com/#!/XboxSupport1/status/137709919796342784

ice cr?m, Saturday, 19 November 2011 02:11 (twelve years ago) link

:D

markers, Saturday, 19 November 2011 02:14 (twelve years ago) link

How is this a Will Ferrell parody? How does this have 170,000 followers

https://twitter.com/#!/fillwerrell

upright shitizen's brigade (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 19 November 2011 07:07 (twelve years ago) link

Will Ferrell always making racks on racks jokes

upright shitizen's brigade (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 19 November 2011 07:08 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...

https://si0.twimg.com/profile_images/1727763505/image.jpg

Good to see santorum surging in Iowa.

James Mitchell, Sunday, 1 January 2012 23:05 (twelve years ago) link

who is bsdf, been wondering abt this for a while

lag∞n, Wednesday, 4 January 2012 17:52 (twelve years ago) link

<---

jung money (diamonddave85), Wednesday, 4 January 2012 17:54 (twelve years ago) link

hey y'all, if you start including the hashtag #ShantyQ on yr tweets, you will spam former ILX poster Fluffy Bear and you may have your more esoteric bits of news printed in a paper distributed to artists spending their weekends in MN ice shanties

Much Ado About Nuttin (DJP), Wednesday, 4 January 2012 17:56 (twelve years ago) link

what is the arrow pointing at!

lag∞n, Wednesday, 4 January 2012 17:56 (twelve years ago) link

me! <-----

jung money (diamonddave85), Wednesday, 4 January 2012 17:57 (twelve years ago) link

oh hi!

lag∞n, Wednesday, 4 January 2012 17:57 (twelve years ago) link

sup

jung money (diamonddave85), Wednesday, 4 January 2012 18:00 (twelve years ago) link

who is kmdju, is this an ilx person y/n

quick brown fox triangle (schlump), Wednesday, 4 January 2012 18:37 (twelve years ago) link

tazsanju364 @tazsanju364 is now following you (@weinventyou).


tazsanju364 tazsanju364
I need a guy who can fuck me after work MONDAY through FRIDAY. Please be disease free and happy ! please follow me.

CLASSIC

your pain is probably equal (Z S), Wednesday, 11 January 2012 16:38 (twelve years ago) link

tazsanju364 @tazsanju364 is now following you (@weinventyou).


tazsanju364 tazsanju364
I need a guy who can fuck me after work MONDAY through FRIDAY. Please be disease free and happy ! please follow me.

CLASSIC

your pain is probably equal (Z S), Wednesday, 11 January 2012 16:38 (twelve years ago) link

got pottery on thursdays, sorry

Beezow Doo Doo Zopittybop-Bop Bop (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 11 January 2012 18:45 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.mrdestructo.com/2012/01/nanowrimo-openers-when-clu-created.html

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 January 2012 22:16 (twelve years ago) link

two weeks pass...

$ wins

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 26 January 2012 22:58 (twelve years ago) link

as always

Full Frontal Newtity (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 26 January 2012 23:00 (twelve years ago) link

Loving how they think self-regulation will get them off the hook btw

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 26 January 2012 23:01 (twelve years ago) link

i never understood why some crazy aspie dudes haven't gotten funding from google to make an open source but interactive with the original facebook or twitter, if only to scuttle rival ships

this is funny u bitter dork (forksclovetofu), Friday, 27 January 2012 05:45 (twelve years ago) link

It's called identi.ca and it looks and works like you'd expect

stet, Friday, 27 January 2012 10:09 (twelve years ago) link

Will go check it out, thanks

this is funny u bitter dork (forksclovetofu), Friday, 27 January 2012 12:14 (twelve years ago) link

gawd the twitter spambots are out.of.control these days

first period don't give a fuck, second period gon get cut (lex pretend), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 08:57 (twelve years ago) link

"different ideas about the contours of freedom of expression" is such an Orwellian phrase. I kinda see what they're doing, but c'mon twitter guys, be less creepy.

get ready for the banter (NotEnough), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 09:33 (twelve years ago) link

I am guessing that as I am thinking of registering with Twitter it must now no longer be cool and is basically on the way out.

The New Dirty Vicar, Tuesday, 31 January 2012 14:24 (twelve years ago) link

yah man u got to get on wen

lag∞n, Tuesday, 31 January 2012 14:25 (twelve years ago) link

how come spammers never RT if u want to ingratiate yrself to someone u should RT wake up spammers

lag∞n, Monday, 6 February 2012 16:11 (twelve years ago) link

twitter is losing the war against spammers huh

first period don't give a fuck, second period gon get cut (lex pretend), Monday, 6 February 2012 19:14 (twelve years ago) link

mostly feel resentful at the morons that make spamming worthwhile by clicking the links or whatever

first period don't give a fuck, second period gon get cut (lex pretend), Monday, 6 February 2012 19:15 (twelve years ago) link

every day I get followed by accounts that are deleted by the end of the day

lag∞n, Monday, 6 February 2012 19:35 (twelve years ago) link

https://twitter.com/ilikestapler

⚓ (gr8080), Thursday, 9 February 2012 00:18 (twelve years ago) link


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