old to semi-old celebrities you would travel back in time to have lots of sex with.

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lol omg

Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 02:05 (3 years ago) Permalink

i wouldnt use the power of time travel for such prurient purposes

The sham nation of Israel should be destroyed. (Princess TamTam), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 02:06 (3 years ago) Permalink

srsly young Bud Cort would be #1
he got so weird 'old Nick Cage' old so fast

Loud music stressed out sad Shadow (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 02:06 (3 years ago) Permalink

Awww. He looks like such a little kid though.

Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 02:07 (3 years ago) Permalink

For me, Linda and Stevie belong right alongside:

clemenza, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 02:08 (3 years ago) Permalink

I'd still pick what who I posted itt 2 years ago btw. No question.

Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 02:08 (3 years ago) Permalink

Loud music stressed out sad Shadow (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 02:08 (3 years ago) Permalink

Not only dermatologists hate her (James Morrison), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 02:41 (3 years ago) Permalink

oh, katharine ross...

(Line from Caddyshack.) (stevie), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 09:53 (3 years ago) Permalink

Every time I see this thread, the Cher song plays in my mind...

"If I could turn back time
If I could find a way
I'd go back the early sixties
and have lots of sex with you..."

Mark G, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 10:49 (3 years ago) Permalink

I decided I would like the "ws" thread a lot more if it were called "celebrities you would travel back to the present to have lots of sex with."

Loud music stressed out sad Shadow (Abbbottt), Thursday, 17 November 2011 23:57 (3 years ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

get ready for the banter (NotEnough), Wednesday, 4 January 2012 07:38 (2 years ago) Permalink

PJ Soles:

Lady Writer, Male Seether (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 4 January 2012 07:58 (2 years ago) Permalink

Ah, PJ.

I put "R&RHS" on the Touchpad for Alice, a bit of nostalgia for her...

Mark G, Wednesday, 4 January 2012 10:56 (2 years ago) Permalink

she was great in Stripes

Where Is Reason? (stevie), Wednesday, 4 January 2012 11:27 (2 years ago) Permalink

Birth Name
Pamela Jayne Hardon

Mark G, Wednesday, 4 January 2012 11:33 (2 years ago) Permalink

This seems like a good place for this picture of Vincent Price looking quite handsome:

They're coming to get you, (Jenny), Wednesday, 4 January 2012 13:37 (2 years ago) Permalink

Definitely.

Nicole, Wednesday, 4 January 2012 14:24 (2 years ago) Permalink

Also, everyone in this photo:

Nicole, Wednesday, 4 January 2012 20:52 (2 years ago) Permalink


Possibly the only thing that made it possible for me to sit through The Chelsea Girls.

stop me before i eat again (j.lu), Wednesday, 4 January 2012 21:23 (2 years ago) Permalink

carpy deems (darraghmac), Sunday, 8 January 2012 23:51 (2 years ago) Permalink

2 months pass...

goole, Saturday, 24 March 2012 21:44 (2 years ago) Permalink

Dear George Gage, 17th Century Diplomat (spy?), agent and art dealer for Charles I, I would travel back to Rome in 1622 to have all the sex with you.

White Chocolate Cheesecake, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 21:56 (2 years ago) Permalink

ha, now who does that remind me of?

Number None, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 22:09 (2 years ago) Permalink

Thom Yorke in being a vampire shockah!

Mike Love Costume Jewelry on Etsy (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 22:25 (2 years ago) Permalink

timestamp 5:54 onwards is my reason why

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 23:07 (2 years ago) Permalink

Emmylou Harris circa 1975-80

banjoboy, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 23:59 (2 years ago) Permalink

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Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 00:02 (2 years ago) Permalink

don't think i'll ever get over martha vickers in the big sleep

less of the same (darraghmac), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 00:28 (2 years ago) Permalink

bootube

less of the same (darraghmac), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 00:30 (2 years ago) Permalink

Lol, all I had to do was glance the painting for George Gage for a couple of seconds, and I knew who made the post before even reading it.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 08:17 (2 years ago) Permalink

Whut? He looks like a ginger Thom Yorke channelling Tilda Swinton in Orlando, WHAT IS NOT TO LOVE ABOUT THAT?!?!/ Are you trying to imply I have a ~type~ or something? ;-)

Popcorn Supergay Receiver (Masonic Boom), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 10:16 (2 years ago) Permalink

Martin LaSalle in Pickpocket. He'd be more than welcome to...dip into my purse.

Seraphim? I don't even know him! (j.lu), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 13:13 (2 years ago) Permalink

scandalous violet trefusis

mookieproof, Thursday, 29 March 2012 01:34 (2 years ago) Permalink

4 weeks pass...

http://fuckyeahhistorycrushes.tumblr.com

mookieproof, Friday, 27 April 2012 04:52 (2 years ago) Permalink

Lots of sex so not happening with John Ruskin.

tokyo rosemary, Friday, 27 April 2012 13:46 (2 years ago) Permalink

he would have dug vajazzling, he was born in the wrong age

goole, Friday, 27 April 2012 15:17 (2 years ago) Permalink

Nah, Ruskin would get some next-generation Japanese robot partner device, in the shape of a Greek statue and designed from the ground up to be hairless and uncomplicated.

Doctor Casino, Friday, 27 April 2012 16:19 (2 years ago) Permalink

Ward Fowler, Thursday, 3 May 2012 08:26 (2 years ago) Permalink

various inappropriate captions not to thread.

Mark G, Thursday, 3 May 2012 09:12 (2 years ago) Permalink

3 months pass...

second only to popcorn (or something), Friday, 17 August 2012 12:16 (2 years ago) Permalink

One of the advantages of being over 100 is that everybody is young in comparison. So I don't need a time machine, thank you very much. My favourite bulge-boggling celebrities, even when they're over the hill, are still fifty years younger than me.

What I won't stomach, though, is blubber. Nothing is guaranteed to turn my ardent fuck more quickly into an arid FAQ. Take Morrissey. How on earth can anyone become that lardy on a vegetarian diet? There's only one possible answer: buttered parsnips. All right, margarined parsnips in his case, so that the beautiful butter need not die.

But can you imagine approaching those celebrated lips, source of a million waspish stings, with a rose - in order to reproduce, for a frisky private photo session, those famous Life magazine photographs of Mishima in a loincloth - only to catch an acrid whiff of margarined parsnip and understand exactly why those "mad, mad lovers must pause and draw the line"? Wouldn't you fear that a single thorn from your rose would pop him like a balloon? And where is that loincloth, anyway? Don't say it's ridden up between two flabby folds of vegan buttock?

And yet it's this elephantine yodeling lout - more cake than coke, more Fattenburg than Battenburg, more Debenhams than debonair - who poses, starkers as the stork brought him, on his album sleeves, his cock in a sock. There's clearly much meat in humble pie, but I wouldn't poke that navvy with a jester cane.

Grampsy, Friday, 17 August 2012 15:51 (2 years ago) Permalink

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if i had a goat's cheese tostada i might cream myself a little (stevie), Friday, 17 August 2012 18:20 (2 years ago) Permalink

3 weeks pass...

Bedazzled shared this pic on fb today (in honor of, er, the anniversary of her passing).

Jean Seberg=PURE SEX

Instagrams of Lily on My Facebook Wall (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 9 September 2012 00:11 (2 years ago) Permalink

Caroline Monroe in 1974

Mirella D'Angelo in 1982

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 9 September 2012 00:24 (2 years ago) Permalink

In honor of the Who poll

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 9 September 2012 01:10 (2 years ago) Permalink

wolves lacan, Sunday, 9 September 2012 01:23 (2 years ago) Permalink

Emmy Hennings, you are too good for that scoundrel Hugo Ball:

Sadly, as much as I'd like to dictate to her proletariat, neither Rosa Luxemburg or Dolores Ibárruri (La Passionara) are really doing it for me tonight.

A guy who one-shots his coffee before it even cools down (Sanpaku), Sunday, 9 September 2012 01:35 (2 years ago) Permalink

wolves lacan, Sunday, 9 September 2012 02:26 (2 years ago) Permalink


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