The Po-Faced Absurdity of DC Comics (picture thread)

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http://www.sequentialellison.com/images/gallery/JusticeLeague/jla89_p3.jpg

Ring-a-ding-ding, said the Harlequin Ellis!

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 11 June 2004 20:56 (nineteen years ago) link

OMG WTF: (not a picture, but the introduction of two new supervillains you'll plotz over)
http://www.dccomics.com/comics/dc_display.html?cm_dc_itemCode=act819&month=September

― Huk-L, Tuesday, 15 June 2004 03:36 (nineteen years ago) link

"they're behind you!"

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 07:55 (nineteen years ago) link

Huk-L, I am going to predict that your link concerns the introduction of SODOM & GOMMORAH (and Andrew's post pretty much cinches that knot). I'm not even gonna click on it, I'm so sure.

Between this & the "Nightcrawler is a demon" / Church of Humanity nonsense during his Uncanny X-Men run, I'm beginning to wonder if C4uck @u5ten (the Action Comics writer) isn't some sort of anti-Xtian freakazoid, or (at the very least) has some ego-sized chip on his shoulder regarding organized Western religion that causes him to vent his spleen in funny books. But, then, if you're naming villians after those 2 cities, then you're inadvertently making SOME comment about the events that took place in those cities, and that seems (to me) to suggest that this move is more of a pro-Xtian fundaMENTALIST move. I hope they have a boy sidekick called Buttplug.

I'm holding out for LOT & HIS WIFE to become regulars in Batman's Rogue Gallery during the PILLAR OF SALT x-over event this Christmas.

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 11:43 (nineteen years ago) link

Surely their crimewaves are only illegal in certain states?

― Vic Fluro, Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:37 (nineteen years ago) link

Certain states of undress!

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:53 (nineteen years ago) link

What happened at Gommorah anyway? Was it taking and driving away?

― Vic Fluro, Tuesday, 15 June 2004 13:02 (nineteen years ago) link

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD HO MY GOD

(NOTE: The previous line does not contain typos)

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 13:05 (nineteen years ago) link

COMING SOON from the creators that brought you Team America ... PONTIUS PILATE, THE PEOPLE'S CHAMPION!

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 13:07 (nineteen years ago) link

David R., you continue to impress me. Keep this up and you'll be looking at raise before next quarter.

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 13:56 (nineteen years ago) link

Woo hoo! A quarter raise!

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 13:59 (nineteen years ago) link

Superboy shows tough love:
http://superman.ws/tales2/mon-el/1/9.gif

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 14:20 (nineteen years ago) link

Don't leave me in suspense!

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 15:57 (nineteen years ago) link

WHERE IS THE ROBIN BUTT-MUNCH PICTURE??????

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 16:30 (nineteen years ago) link

You mean Chris O'Donnell?

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 16:48 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.goldenagebatman.com/bat7a.jpg

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 16:57 (nineteen years ago) link

Sweet Jesus.

Huck, you have an almost disturbing ability for finding comics images online, btw.

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 17:08 (nineteen years ago) link

(actually, I just did an ILX search for "batman", "robin", "butt" and that image had been posted by Dan himself on the "Superheros Who Might Be Gay" thread. Though it may have appeared earlier. I have...uh, a deep, uh, fascination with comics images, so I guess I do put in the extra effort.)

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 17:21 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.comics.org/graphics/covers/87/400/87_4_099.jpg

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 17:23 (nineteen years ago) link

There's a paucity of Sprang-drawn Batman-fighting-alien pics. I'm sad.

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 17:38 (nineteen years ago) link

Happy?
http://www.comics.org/graphics/covers/141/200/141_2_128.jpg

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 17:46 (nineteen years ago) link

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 17:55 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.comics.org/graphics/covers/97/400/97_4_410.jpg

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 17:30 (nineteen years ago) link

ZAN IS SUPERMAN'S SON!!!!

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 17:36 (nineteen years ago) link

You don't know how evil he is!

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 17:42 (nineteen years ago) link

B-b-b-but how can he be evil? He's wearing a Utah Jazz unitard!

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 17:44 (nineteen years ago) link

He's evil and his kind have erogenous zones next to their knees. And he's checking out Superdad's ass. And his thighs are disconcertingly muscular for a young lad of evil.

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 17:49 (nineteen years ago) link

I dug through the bins at a comic shop yesterday and picked up all kinds of PFADC from the 60s, 70s & 80s, I wish I had a scanner.

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 17:53 (nineteen years ago) link

like this one:
http://www.comics.org/graphics/covers/141/400/141_4_337.jpg

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 17:58 (nineteen years ago) link

This isn't DC -- it's Marvel, which you can't tell if you aren't familiar with this particular legend -- and I'm not sure it's po-faced, but oh oh oh-oh the absurdity:

[gigantic pic changed to link -- Mod.]

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 17:59 (nineteen years ago) link

That's much larger than I realized.

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 17:59 (nineteen years ago) link

Xpost

and this one:
http://www.comics.org/graphics/covers/1449/400/1449_4_137.jpg

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 18:03 (nineteen years ago) link

How did we miss this? --

http://www.supermantv.net/articles/ali/superman_ali_wallpaper.jpg

(We need to find some that aren't Superman or Batman.)

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 18:06 (nineteen years ago) link

I see Bill Gaines!

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 18:16 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm pretty sure I see Jay Sherman's dad.

Speaking of huge ensemble covers: Much as I love it, Crisis kind of owns this thread.

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 18:23 (nineteen years ago) link

This was a classic set.

http://www.comics.org/graphics/covers/3366/200/3366_2_18.jpg http://www.comics.org/graphics/covers/3366/200/3366_2_19.jpg

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 18:30 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.comics.org/graphics/covers/3804/200/3804_2_29.jpg

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 18:31 (nineteen years ago) link

Any cover appearance by the Black Racer is noteworthy:
http://www.comics.org/graphics/covers/2333/400/2333_4_04.jpg

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 18:39 (nineteen years ago) link

Was Sinestro pink on purpose, or was there an error at the printing plant & the Powers That Be decided to go w/ it?

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 18:42 (nineteen years ago) link

Judging by how effeminate he was in the Super Friends cartoon...I don't know. Pink was one of the preferred skin colors for alien races back in the day though.

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 18:45 (nineteen years ago) link

HAHAHAHAHA "His touch means death"!!!!

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 18:56 (nineteen years ago) link

Today that would call him "Ebola Hands" or "Staph".

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 18:57 (nineteen years ago) link

Or "O.J.".

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 19:14 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.comics.org/graphics/covers/87/400/87_4_241.jpg

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 19:03 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.comics.org/graphics/covers/2028/400/2028_4_23.jpg

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 19:07 (nineteen years ago) link

I really hope Kirby drew that Kamandi cover.

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 19:16 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.comics.org/graphics/covers/2106/400/2106_4_21.jpg

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 19:38 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.comics.org/graphics/covers/1243/200/1243_2_0113.jpg

(am i the j0n w!ll!ams of ILC?)

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 19:41 (nineteen years ago) link

This has already been sussed out:
ILC JW = Leeeee
ILC Ian = Meeeee
ILC Stence = Tep

You can be Deano!

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 19:44 (nineteen years ago) link

o.k.
http://www.comics.org/graphics/covers/141/400/141_4_222.jpg

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 19:45 (nineteen years ago) link

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flash's expression and pose in that immortality is killing me. he looks so... queeny!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Saturday, 19 November 2005 01:23 (eighteen years ago) link

ihttp://www.comics.org/coverview.lasso?id=22606&zoom=4

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Sunday, 27 November 2005 04:31 (eighteen years ago) link

How in God's name does Jimmy get that beard? That's two years growth.

― Vic Fluro (Vic Fluro), Sunday, 27 November 2005 13:12 (eighteen years ago) link

The drugs were so much better in the 60's.

― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Sunday, 27 November 2005 13:17 (eighteen years ago) link

WE HATE MONEY. SUPERMAN IS A FREAK-OUT.

Hopefully Jimmy Olsen will be seduced by a gang of hyper-hippies during ASS.

― Vic Fluro (Vic Fluro), Sunday, 27 November 2005 13:22 (eighteen years ago) link

two months pass...

OMG!
No wonder it to Lois Lane so long to get him down the aisle.
ihttp://luchins.com/dickery/SUPERMAN07_Gay%20City_I.JPG
http://luchins.com/dickery/SUPERMAN07_Gay%20City_Ia.JPG
http://luchins.com/dickery/SUPERMAN07_Gay%20City_II.JPG
http://luchins.com/dickery/SUPERMAN07_Gay%20City_III.JPG
http://luchins.com/dickery/SUPERMAN07_Gay%20City_IV.JPG

― Stone Monkey (Stone Monkey), Thursday, 23 February 2006 14:34 (eighteen years ago) link

Wow.

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 23 February 2006 14:36 (eighteen years ago) link

That's so on purpose.

― chap who would dare to be completely sober on the internet (chap), Thursday, 23 February 2006 15:01 (eighteen years ago) link

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5924/1009/320/CCI00041.0.jpg

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Friday, 24 February 2006 15:19 (eighteen years ago) link

gaarrahh! love you... must sodomise you, lantern!

― Mark C (Markco), Friday, 24 February 2006 15:45 (eighteen years ago) link

"I've found that your other ring is of more use to me, Lantern1"

― Stone Monkey (Stone Monkey), Friday, 24 February 2006 16:05 (eighteen years ago) link

And if we're going to make assumption about Batman and Green Lantern's sexualities....How about?
ihttp://www.flickr.com/photos/41538495@N00/89853459/in/photostream/

― Stone Monkey (Stone Monkey), Friday, 24 February 2006 16:06 (eighteen years ago) link

Does she have an ill-fitting silicone implant, or why is her breast shaped like that?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Sunday, 26 February 2006 11:01 (eighteen years ago) link

It's the camera - it adds 50% more breast meat.

We need an OMG INDIE BOOBS thread.

― David R. (popshots75`), Sunday, 26 February 2006 18:32 (eighteen years ago) link

It looks like a perfectly normally (big) boob squished by a tight-fitting top to me.

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Sunday, 26 February 2006 18:43 (eighteen years ago) link

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2917/964/400/ww%202.jpg

NOw, this is more than a little fucked up.

― Stone Monkey (Stone Monkey), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 13:54 (eighteen years ago) link

Actually, from the Golden Age Wonder Woman comics I've read, that's pretty tame and normal. There's no WW diatribe about how women should learn to love being tied up.

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 14:33 (eighteen years ago) link

http://photos1.blogger.com/hello/60/9459/640/jltf81aa.jpg

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 15:41 (eighteen years ago) link

that's obviously a man in drag. look at that honker.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 15:42 (eighteen years ago) link

four months pass...

Central City Science Quiz!

― 100% CHAMPS with a Yes! Attitude. (Austin, Still), Thursday, 13 July 2006 00:50 (seventeen years ago) link

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