solitary posts that effortlessly summarize the spirit of ILX

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the important thing is to exercise our own swift, harsh judgement on shit we read about for two seconds on the internet

-- goole, Thursday, July 31, 2008 10:18 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 2 August 2008 17:55 (4 years ago) Permalink

if you ain't gonna wash it, i ain't gonna eat it

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Saturday, 2 August 2008 17:56 (4 years ago) Permalink

it was called ching chong animals and its lost to the sands of the internets

-- sleep, Saturday, 2 August 2008 23:16 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Saturday, 2 August 2008 22:19 (4 years ago) Permalink

sounds like you need a book dude--or to talk to an actual banker, not an ilxor

-- Mr. Que, Saturday, August 2, 2008 6:38 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Hurting 2, Saturday, 2 August 2008 22:45 (4 years ago) Permalink

fwiw i see any disagreement with my own opinions as trolling

-- latebloomer, Sunday, August 3, 2008 10:01 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Link

max, Sunday, 3 August 2008 22:47 (4 years ago) Permalink

because if so i mean this in the best way possible: you are an interesting person

-- deeznuts, Monday, August 4, 2008 12:53 AM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

J0rdan S., Monday, 4 August 2008 06:06 (4 years ago) Permalink

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSHziqJWYcM

forksclovetofu, Monday, 4 August 2008 06:10 (4 years ago) Permalink

well that helped me procrastinate on wikipedia for 5 mins. thanks thread

-- s1ocki, Monday, August 4, 2008 12:23 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Mackro Mackro, Monday, 4 August 2008 19:30 (4 years ago) Permalink

Funny if you've ever played Mario Party.

-- Mordy, Tuesday, 5 August 2008 23:58 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Tuesday, 5 August 2008 23:00 (4 years ago) Permalink

there are a lot of gays

-- gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 3 July 2003 Bookmark Link

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and hippies

-- Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 3 July 2003 Bookmark Link

Ste, Wednesday, 6 August 2008 14:48 (4 years ago) Permalink

(ok thats two posts)

Ste, Wednesday, 6 August 2008 14:48 (4 years ago) Permalink

As a fan of New Radicals, you have me excited...to iTunes I go!

-- Tape Store, Tuesday, June 26, 2007 12:19 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 8 August 2008 11:19 (4 years ago) Permalink

Man am I glad I'm reading this instead of sleeping

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, August 19, 2008 12:07 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Abbott, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 16:29 (4 years ago) Permalink

^^^lol me too

RabiesAngentleman, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 16:30 (4 years ago) Permalink

HOW ARE YOU SO GOOD AT MAKING THINGS I LIKE SOUND TERRIBLE

-- bernard snowy, Wednesday, 27 August 2008 03:09 (9 hours ago) Link

Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 28 August 2008 06:17 (4 years ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

paranoid freakshow >> obtuse, lethal brat

― will, Saturday, September 13, 2008 1:08 PM (29 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Mr Dorbius (Curt1s Stephens), Saturday, 13 September 2008 18:38 (4 years ago) Permalink

?

Meet the Feeble (SeekAltRoute), Saturday, 13 September 2008 19:41 (4 years ago) Permalink

where's the fucking nsfw this sucks

Surfboard Pre (surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally), Saturday, 13 September 2008 22:09 (4 years ago) Permalink

this thread is stupid

s1ocki, Saturday, 13 September 2008 22:14 (4 years ago) Permalink

go ahead and quote that!

s1ocki, Saturday, 13 September 2008 22:14 (4 years ago) Permalink

it's your loss, Morbs

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, September 17, 2008 9:38 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark

Everything is Highlighted (Hurting 2), Thursday, 18 September 2008 02:29 (4 years ago) Permalink

Fetchboy, Friday, 19 September 2008 03:16 (4 years ago) Permalink

s1ocki what wrong

crut (Curt1s Stephens), Friday, 19 September 2008 06:19 (4 years ago) Permalink

XD :D 8^D imo

― you have been yellow carded by an actual referee (J0rdan S.), Saturday, September 27, 2008 6:19 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

12HOOS2012 (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 27 September 2008 08:16 (4 years ago) Permalink

<3 <3 <3

12HOOS2012 (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 27 September 2008 08:16 (4 years ago) Permalink

btw if this is rick astley i'm gonna be pissed but i probably also have it coming

― omar little, Thursday, June 19, 2008 9:44 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

BODY PROP (nickalicious), Saturday, 27 September 2008 17:22 (4 years ago) Permalink

itt a butt

(_(__|

― cankles, Thursday, May 10, 2007 3:24 AM

Kramkoob (Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃), Saturday, 27 September 2008 18:10 (4 years ago) Permalink

I hope thatt butt is why this thread is nsfw

Abbott, Saturday, 27 September 2008 23:05 (4 years ago) Permalink

there was this old, kinda hard-to-decipher graffiti in the dorm elevator, and i got all excited because i thought it said 'stop rockism.' Turns out it said 'stop racism.'

― Tape Store, Sunday, September 28, 2008 6:39 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

and what, Sunday, 28 September 2008 22:54 (4 years ago) Permalink

loooooooool

12HOOS2012 (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 28 September 2008 22:59 (4 years ago) Permalink

hahaha

deej, Sunday, 28 September 2008 23:03 (4 years ago) Permalink

good grief.

Ioannis is all "YAHHH TRICK YAHHH" (Ioannis), Sunday, 28 September 2008 23:04 (4 years ago) Permalink

Whoa. I'm going to save this for repasting in other contexts.

― (libcrypt) (libcrypt) (libcrypt), Thursday, October 9, 2008 1:37 PM (27 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

original dixieland jaas band (Curt1s Stephens), Thursday, 9 October 2008 18:39 (4 years ago) Permalink

Wonder why I'm so emotionally repressed? Ah well, back to listening to the entire back catalogue of the Wedding Present.

― Alan T, Wednesday, 8 May 2002 00:00 (6 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

The Slash My Father Wrote (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 21 October 2008 14:34 (4 years ago) Permalink

i have absolutely nothing worthwhile to contribute to this thread :(

― Mr. Snrub, Thursday, 30 October 2008 14:37 (6 minutes ago) [IP: 66.61.114.124] Bookmark

thereminimum chips (electricsound), Thursday, 30 October 2008 03:44 (4 years ago) Permalink

That sort of humble honesty is most certainly NOT in the spirit of ILX

Tyrone Quattlebaum (Hurting 2), Thursday, 30 October 2008 03:46 (4 years ago) Permalink

haha

thereminimum chips (electricsound), Thursday, 30 October 2008 03:53 (4 years ago) Permalink

There was a whole thread for that? Why?

― Mozarella sticks. Think about it. (kenan), Sunday, November 2, 2008 6:59 PM

z "R" s (Z S), Monday, 3 November 2008 03:55 (4 years ago) Permalink

I have loads of thoughts on the era but no overarching impression. [...]
― [nabisco], Tuesday, July 31, 2001 8:00 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark

the salvia of a cockatrice (wanko ergo sum), Monday, 3 November 2008 03:57 (4 years ago) Permalink

Between cocksucking and 40-year-olds in Winnie the "Poo" (sic)pajamas you pseudo-intellectuals seem to have all the bases covered.

― FesterBesterTester (Urnst Kouch), Sunday, 9 July 2006 09:24 (2 years ago)

The Vamps of '28 (unregistered), Wednesday, 5 November 2008 08:43 (4 years ago) Permalink

TOMBOT, Thursday, 13 November 2008 04:50 (4 years ago) Permalink

"Hilarious Only to Six-Year-Olds" strip is actually hilarious for all ages!

Z S on the internet (Z S), Thursday, 13 November 2008 04:55 (4 years ago) Permalink

bob costas vs mannix is the story of every thread under five posts in length

TOMBOT, Thursday, 13 November 2008 04:58 (4 years ago) Permalink

somebody needs to repeatedly cp "our funny depression" in the shitbin thread

BIG HOOS' macaroni is off the motherfucking chain (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 13 November 2008 05:21 (4 years ago) Permalink

RIP my own harshest critic, martyr of nu-code

TOMBOT, Thursday, 13 November 2008 05:24 (4 years ago) Permalink

nb I smoke a lot of weed

― With a little bit of gold and a Peja (bernard snowy), Friday, November 14, 2008 1:23 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

BIG HOOS' macaroni is off the motherfucking chain (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 14 November 2008 02:45 (4 years ago) Permalink

that's just ILM

TOMBOT, Friday, 14 November 2008 03:15 (4 years ago) Permalink

are you tom the dancing bug?

o_O (ken c), Friday, 14 November 2008 10:59 (4 years ago) Permalink

Gabbneb, your posts are not relevant here.

― ian, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 17:08 (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I'm Richard (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 25 November 2008 06:14 (4 years ago) Permalink

yes, but i learned from the master:

ian, your posts are not relevant here

― gabbneb, Tuesday, November 25, 2008 5:58 AM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark

ian, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 06:16 (4 years ago) Permalink

i copied and pasted that from the ILE board description so

veryupsetmom (harbl), Thursday, 11 April 2013 01:02 (1 month ago) Permalink

lol i wonder how many times the board descriptions have changed since i last noticed

Mordy, Thursday, 11 April 2013 01:18 (1 month ago) Permalink

that one has been there a fair while

Im am... gobsacked (electricsound), Thursday, 11 April 2013 01:20 (1 month ago) Permalink

was gonna say

hoospanic GANGSTER musician (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 11 April 2013 20:18 (1 month ago) Permalink

so I guess it's ok to start talking about how that innocent naked guy had a totally rockin' bod?

― Matt Armstrong, Friday, 19 April 2013 08:31 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

they moved the azpilicueta next to me at work (DJ Mencap), Friday, 19 April 2013 10:30 (1 month ago) Permalink

<3

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 19 April 2013 17:30 (1 month ago) Permalink

ILX is antisocial media.

― POSTOBON Naranja (soda), Friday, April 19, 2013 8:06 AM

my mental killfile seems to be working (sleeve), Friday, 19 April 2013 22:28 (1 month ago) Permalink

otm

johnny crunch, Friday, 19 April 2013 22:31 (1 month ago) Permalink

is everyone drunk here

― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 22:44 (3 minutes ago) Permalink

pssstttt, Hey you (dog latin), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 22:48 (1 month ago) Permalink

yeah that's a lovely piece. two lovers blows though.

― daft on the causes of punk (schlump), Wednesday, April 24, 2013 3:16 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark

Gukbe, Wednesday, 24 April 2013 03:20 (4 weeks ago) Permalink

i think i also became disenchanted with the method of literary analysis that i see so presently used. i think it goes like this, that you read a text carefully, but u look for repetitions, rhymes, echoes in the text, u see that structurally an element is repeated here but slightly differently there, u begin to theorize about why. u start to think about the energies of the text, right, how certain themes or motes or ideas get repeated - but not the same way! - and how it builds on itself. u get excited. u see an individual struggle between pierre and an assailant get interspersed between chapters of troop movements at the crimea. u read that pierre all of a sudden notices his hand, he uses his hand, and maybe 5 chapters earlier there was a metaphor about how the russian army was like that of a fist. u get excited! u write about it. it gets saved in a word doc, or on ilx.com. a week goes by, what do u remember of it? what does anybody remember of it? time to die.

― 乒乓, Thursday, April 25, 2013 3:33 PM (23 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

resulting paste of mashed cheez poops (silby), Thursday, 25 April 2013 22:34 (4 weeks ago) Permalink

i'm impressed by his presentism there

your holiness, we have an official energy drink (Z S), Thursday, 25 April 2013 22:53 (4 weeks ago) Permalink

Str8 fire beautiful post, relate much to it

The Finnish Question........after question......after question....a (darraghmac), Thursday, 25 April 2013 22:55 (4 weeks ago) Permalink

that post is everything

Clay, Thursday, 25 April 2013 22:57 (4 weeks ago) Permalink

what reason is there to be nice to that asshole

― four Marxes plus four Obamas plus four Bin Ladens (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, April 26, 2013 12:10 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Friday, 26 April 2013 16:13 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

i had no use for him

hoospanic GANGSTER musician (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 26 April 2013 16:59 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

great post dayo

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 26 April 2013 17:02 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

and yet no feelings of pride or achievement

― Mordy, Thursday, May 2, 2013 12:06 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark

乒乓, Thursday, 2 May 2013 11:42 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

the real answer to this question is probably blood, jizz, and dead wasps

― AMERICA IS ABOUT RIESLING (jjjusten), Wednesday, May 15, 2013 7:47 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

warm leveret (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 22:57 (1 week ago) Permalink

I knew my zing was valid

― charli.xlsx (sic), Wednesday, May 15, 2013

mookieproof, Thursday, 16 May 2013 02:36 (1 week ago) Permalink


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