Dear corn on the cob

elotes

http://www.epicurious.com/images/gourmet/features/streetfood/austin.jpg

yay

I suspect it's largely the butter but many piggy cats will eat anything.

you could try putting some butter on your dick.

xxxpost: but it might just try to eat it anyway because it's conditioned to expect buttery goodness!

I've never had elotes. It seems like it would be tasty, but big jars of mayo sitting in the sun all day on the vendors' carts make me somewhat nervous.

bernard does "xxxpost" mean what i want it to mean?

that's about twice as much entendre as I'm comfortable with

my cat eats potato chips.

xxXpost
you have to get it form a "reputable" cart

I know a cat who eats tomatoes.

cats don't eat tomatoes unless you put them on your tits first, IIRC.

oh whoops I guess mine was really only an xxpost in the first place

now see bernard what you were supposed to do there was be confused about whether i meant the cats or the tomatoes

I had a grilled corn on the cob at a festival this weekend and then corn OFF the cob with garlic powder last night. I also enjoy the game corn-hole.

cornhole/!?!

http://jmatt.net/blogpix/cornhole.jpg

(don't spend too much time in gis "cornholing")

that image explains nothing

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cornhole_%28game%29

I luv that the wtfness of this game has spilled over from the Chi threadz.

i saw dudes playing that at bonnaroo but i had no idea they were cornholing.

From what I understand it's like a combination of horseshoes and Bozo buckets?

^^the first time anyone has said "it's like Bozo buckets" to clarify something

Where did those dudes get JARTS???? Aren't those banned or something?

http://www.andromeda.com/people/ddyer/catz/photos/01-07-01-1931-004.jpg

I played Jarts on Memorial Day! Friend has a set leftover from the 80s.

hahahaha
i think cats just like corn
xpost

forbidden terms 2007 - "sweet corn" (or, even worse, "sweetcorn")

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/corncob.jpg

http://www.corncobdays.com/images/dog_eating_corn.jpg

http://members.cox.net/desertcat01/bush_corn-on-cob.jpg

no way! sweet corn is awesome

http://www.greatbigstuff.com/prodpics/cornhat.jpg

http://images2.sina.com/english/p/1/2005/0831/U10P6T1D44268F8DT20050831030506.jpg

http://www-personal.umich.edu/~sarr/vacation/corn_palace_small.jpg

http://thiscornisraw.ytmnd.com/

Further mysteries: if corn is so grand and universally acclaimed, how come corny is bad?

Well, what about "cheesy"? Surely cheese is one of the world's greatest creations.

Indeed, and at the intersection of corn and cheese there exists chips with queso.

and cats luv both.

corn (1) Look up corn at Dictionary.com
"grain," O.E. corn, from P.Gmc. *kurnam "small seed," from PIE base *ger- "wear away" (O.Slav. zruno "grain," Skt. jr- "to wear down," L. granum). The sense of the O.E. word was "grain with the seed still in" rather than a particular plant. Locally understood to denote the leading crop of a district. Restricted to corn on the cob in America (originally Indian corn, but the adjective was dropped), usually wheat in England, oats in Scotland and Ireland, while korn means "rye" in parts of Germany. Introduced to China by 1550, it thrived where rice did not grow well and was a significant factor in the 18th century population boom there. Cornflakes first recorded 1907. Corned beef so called for the "corns" or grains of salt with which it is preserved. Cornrows as a hair style is first recorded 1971. Corny "old-fashioned" is Amer.Eng. 1932, originally, "something appealing to country folk."

Quorn is the leading brand of mycoprotein food product in the UK and a leading brand elsewhere. Mycoprotein is the generic term for protein-rich foodstuffs made from processed edible fungus.

http://www.cigarleaf.com/products/pipes/images/corn.jpg

http://www.cigarleaf.com/products/pipes/images/corn.jpg

Hot corn cold corn bring along the demijohn
Hot corn cold corn bring along the demijohn
Hot corn cold corn bring along the demijohn
Fare thee well Uncle Bill see you in the morning yes sir

Well it's upstairs downstairs out in the kitchen
Well it's upstairs downstairs out in the kitchen
Well it's upstairs downstairs out in the kitchen
See you Uncle Bill just a raring and a pitching yes sir

Well it's old Aunt Peggy won't you fill 'em up again
Well it's old Aunt Peggy won't you fill 'em up again
Well it's old Aunt Peggy won't you fill 'em up again
Ain't had a drink since the lord knows when yes sir

Well yonder comes the preacher and the children are a crying
Well yonder comes the preacher and the children are a crying
Well yonder comes the preacher and the children are a crying
Chickens a running and the toenails a flying yes sir

That Corn Palace was the biggest Road Trip Dissapointment Evah

We missed it and Wall Drug(by 30 mins), but we did hit the Spam Museum, which was quite worth it.

i swear i thought that picture said "INVISIBLE CORN JOB". dear corn, i am sorry.

the thread title + initial post here is total poetry

and then i had to ruin it with corn smut.

pwnd and crnd

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v134/tracerhand/cornsmut.jpg

wait, corn smut IS the next level!!

:(

I happen to know some folks who swear by the huictachole(sp?) aka Mexican Truffle.

huitlacoche

Dear corn on the cob,

I love how I eat you, and then you come out the other end intact so that I can enjoy you again.

Sincerely,

Humansuit.

I love corn this year.

Do we get different corn here on the East Coast, I mean corn that is different from the corn in CA? It is so much better. Maybe it's because it's from the Midwest here.

I have yet to have corn on the cob. Need to go buy Doctors brand dental picks first.

The fresh corn on the cob that the BBQ folks were selling at Terrastock was fanfreakingtastic.

rrrobyn otm abt corn eating kitty. SO CUTE.

why do i like corn on the cob but hate it off the cob as sweetcorn?

dearest cc: why u taste so good but no like my stomach

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ne5olxXWsCA&feature=related

Corn on the cob gets in your teeth, man. Don't do it.

So does apple skin. The reward is worth the risk.

Oh, see now that's not fair. That's not fair at all. I have nothing against apples, man. I love apples. The corn on the cob is harder to get out of your teeth and it gets in between MORE teeth than the apple. It's a totally different thing, yo.

I just got back from my wife's family reunion and had some fantastic corn on the cob that was put up in 2005! My wife's aunt uses a vacuum sealer and that stuff apparently keeps forever that way.

Was it frozen?

It does get in your teeth, but that's why there is floss.

Dear Corn on the Cob - it was real hard cutting off your kernels for smoky corn chowder, but soooo worth it. Our dinner guests will LOVE YOU or else they're weird.

xx

Yeah, definitely, sealed then frozen. (xpost)

http://theinternetisterrible.com/wp-content/things/cornjob.gif

That was no banana, Dougal!

Dear corn on the cob fresh off the grill at the state fair, dunked in a vat of melted butter, lashed lustily with garlic salt...I think about you often. When can we get back together?

dear elote from cafe habana,

i had a really great time with you on monday, you're a fabulous lunch date, let's do it again sometime soon?

xo
joe

ps you can bring your friend, pork in adobo sauce torta, with you again if you like

Dear corn on the cob