Lindsay Lohan: "Hot, Ready, and Legal!"

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are you READY for some LEGAL fever medication?

― Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:53 (8 years ago) Permalink

OH BOY NYQUIL SHOTS TONIGHT!!!

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:54 (8 years ago) Permalink

"Lindsay Lohan has been eighteen for just under a week when she tells me her breasts are real. I did not ask (gentlemen never do), though my reporting (discreet visual fact-checking, a goodbye hug) seems to confirm her statement."

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:54 (8 years ago) Permalink

does lindsay work for www.teenstogetbrokeninto.com or something?

i have no idea who she is.

― thesplooge (thesplooge), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:55 (8 years ago) Permalink

That "reporting" comment is too fucking coy for words.

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:55 (8 years ago) Permalink

Who wrote the story, and can we abuse them?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:58 (8 years ago) Permalink

click on the link.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:59 (8 years ago) Permalink

"wrote"

― Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:59 (8 years ago) Permalink

click on the link

Frightening thought.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:59 (8 years ago) Permalink

Rosemary I've got lots of Nyquil! I'll ship it overnight.

― Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:59 (8 years ago) Permalink

don't blame me, Ned.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:00 (8 years ago) Permalink

Oh, so YOU wrote it!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:00 (8 years ago) Permalink

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:01 (8 years ago) Permalink

I could think of a better pseudonym than MARK BINELLI.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:01 (8 years ago) Permalink

haha, i thought the quote from the intro in this thread was a piss-take.

― thesplooge (thesplooge), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:05 (8 years ago) Permalink

It sounds like Ms. Lohan has a wonderful homelife!

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:09 (8 years ago) Permalink

Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen
Forget those rumors about her breasts. Lindsay Lohan has risen to the top of the teen-star crop by keeping it real

― Kingfish von Bandersnatch (Kingfish), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:26 (8 years ago) Permalink

Does that mean she only has one breast, but it's real?

― Huck, Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:28 (8 years ago) Permalink

http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/004124.html
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/004161.html

― g--ff (gcannon), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:33 (8 years ago) Permalink

I wish Lindsay would quit it with the spray tan.

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:37 (8 years ago) Permalink

What exactly is she known for in the first place?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:37 (8 years ago) Permalink

She'd be such a moon goddess if she were pale and freckly instead of orange and freckly. Oh and the frosty pink lips gotta go, too. And the eyeliner.

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:38 (8 years ago) Permalink

Ned: title of the thread, minus "legal."

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:38 (8 years ago) Permalink

How quaint.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:39 (8 years ago) Permalink

She looks like a cat that's just sat on a buttplug. Doesn't do anything for me.

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:39 (8 years ago) Permalink

Ned how old do you sound with these comments? (Alternate: Ned how long were you in Venezuela?)

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:39 (8 years ago) Permalink

It does something for the cat, Adam.

Ned how old do you sound with these comments?

I always talk like this! The only think I know about Ms. Lohan was some poster for a movie earlier this year, which failed to convince me as to why she was already known.

I was there for a week and a half.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:40 (8 years ago) Permalink

She looks like the photographer has just said to her, in an Austin Powers voice, "oooooh Lindsay, you're ever so NAUGHTY!".

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:41 (8 years ago) Permalink

think = thing, etc.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:41 (8 years ago) Permalink

Mandee OTM about the pale-&-freckly. For sure.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:42 (8 years ago) Permalink

MEN CAN'T SEE MAKEUP.

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:42 (8 years ago) Permalink

She was very funny in Freaky Friday and Mean Girls, FWIW.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:43 (8 years ago) Permalink

They just think that all women's lips are like that.

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:43 (8 years ago) Permalink

I must admit, I thought she was a cute kid when I caught The Parent Trap on the ABC/Disney Family Movie or whatever a few years ago. But she was 12 then.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:44 (8 years ago) Permalink

So she's some sort of Disney-clone-farm troll, I assume.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:45 (8 years ago) Permalink

too old now? xp

― Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:45 (8 years ago) Permalink

Kirsetn Dunst in Interview With The Vampire to thread.

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:46 (8 years ago) Permalink

the tan, the makeup, the clothes - no, no, no. it makes me want to kill myself! do you know what i could do if i had that kind of $ at my disposal? i'd be unstoppable! and i'd know enough to pay for a decent plastic surgeon! jesus wept!

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:46 (8 years ago) Permalink

I wish they'd cut the double entendres and enuendo and just make the headline "HEY SICK OLD MAN, YOU WANT TO FUCK HER DON'T? DONT YOU?"

― David Allen (David Allen), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:47 (8 years ago) Permalink

I was a child actor, and nobody celebrated my own passing over the jailbait threshold. What gives?

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:47 (8 years ago) Permalink

Well, i was the innkeeper in a nativity play.

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:47 (8 years ago) Permalink

Did you wear a blanket around your head like Linus?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:48 (8 years ago) Permalink

I like how Rolling Stone now has covers that Maxim and FHM would deem too obvious.

― Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:48 (8 years ago) Permalink

"Sorry. no room, Mary and joseph"

Cue rapturous applause.

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:48 (8 years ago) Permalink

http://www.liquidgeneration.com/blog/2004/05/lindsay-lohans-breast-implants-lindsay.html

― haha what am i doing with my life (gcannon), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:51 (8 years ago) Permalink

Does this lust for untouchable teenage Hollywood jailbait - the kind that causes me to claw at my eyes during sleep, write "creative" letters to the police and local newspapers, use Photoshop for purposes surely at odds with those for which it was conceived, and spend hours in front of the mirror repeating various mantras to myself - dissipate with age, I wonder? Or are we subject to a lifetime of this torture?

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:54 (8 years ago) Permalink

ILE rips on celebrities too much. This is my counterpost. I like Lohan quite a bit. She's decent on the acting front, can be awfully funny, and just generally has a likeability that a lot of competing teen-girl-stars don't, quite so much. She's got a style that's generally hers, or anyway doesn't seem all styled-and-crafted to blankness. Plus she's awfully cute, in a laid-back and smart-seeming kind of way. She's now surprisingly curvy, and not just in a breasty way, which is possibly somehow refreshing for a teen-girl-star. Equally refreshing is that she's not incredibly chipper and eager-to-please like most people in her position wind up being. You start imagining that if you spent time with her she'd pick on you and make lots of sly dirty jokes, as opposed to like Hilary Duff, who would be all chipper and talky and energetic. You can imagine Lohan hanging out and getting stoned and eating cookies, in a fun, healthy way, which is hard to imagine with say Duff, and hard to imagine with say the Olsen Twins except as some sort of sordid spiraling-away "It's Drugs!" thing. Plus I will totally admit it: in Mean Girls, during the Christmas dance bit, Lohan and her large thighs look super-nice. I don't mean that in a dirty or obsessed way, just that she looked nice and I was happy for her.

So there.

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:55 (8 years ago) Permalink

Also it's important to note that I like her hair and her freckles, which I agree should not always be oranged-out.

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:57 (8 years ago) Permalink

I'm not dissing her, Nabisco! I do really, really hate the spray tan, though.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:58 (8 years ago) Permalink

yay nabisco!

she is like a safe Carmen Electra. Now I realize that making Carmen Electra safe takes away most of the fun, but, you know. I'm not complaining.

― kyle (akmonday), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:59 (8 years ago) Permalink

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maybe. i just think, as a general rule, i'm not a fan of his smug, sarcastic kind of humor. i watched an old interview he did with harmony korine recently and something about letterman's wry attitude toward korine's eccentricity rubbed me the wrong way, idk. also i, for what ever reason, pretty much always find myself rooting for lindsay lohan.

― Pat Finn, Saturday, 13 April 2013 20:03 (2 months ago) Permalink

Dave Letterman is the worst

― thistle supporter (mcoll), Saturday, 13 April 2013 22:41 (2 months ago) Permalink

― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 14 April 2013 01:10 (2 months ago) Permalink

i remember when that show tanked my mom felt really bad for magic johnson. "he's such a nice man," i remember her saying. my mom also feels bad for lindsay lohan.

― Pat Finn, Sunday, 14 April 2013 06:22 (2 months ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

― mookieproof, Monday, 29 April 2013 23:01 (1 month ago) Permalink

wow. just wow.

― (from a bottle you dicks) (sunny successor), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 14:34 (1 month ago) Permalink

― siouxsan sarandon (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 14:38 (1 month ago) Permalink

Is that a shop or a kind of amazing real thing

― hoospanic GANGSTER musician (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 2 May 2013 05:21 (1 month ago) Permalink

if i saw that ad in a magazine i would go to the louis vuitton store right away

― surm, Thursday, 2 May 2013 13:11 (1 month ago) Permalink

otm

― ְ֮֠֓֟֬֩ (gr8080), Thursday, 2 May 2013 13:11 (1 month ago) Permalink

― Mark G, Thursday, 2 May 2013 13:14 (1 month ago) Permalink

louis vuitton zombie movie waiting to happen

― surm, Thursday, 2 May 2013 13:15 (1 month ago) Permalink

its a perfect couture model facial pose

― (from a bottle you dicks) (sunny successor), Thursday, 2 May 2013 15:15 (1 month ago) Permalink

...I love that facial expression. Like there's a slight chance that she could contort her body, and climb through the screen ala Ringu

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 2 May 2013 16:30 (1 month ago) Permalink

lindsay was supposed to start rehab this morning. the fact that it is now dinnertime and she is still not in rehab should surprise no one.

― a sentimental knife (reddening), Friday, 3 May 2013 00:44 (1 month ago) Permalink

Whatever, hater.

― rock 'em sock 'em (Treeship), Friday, 3 May 2013 00:52 (1 month ago) Permalink

oh lindsaypaws :(

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 3 May 2013 00:53 (1 month ago) Permalink

She'll be fine. I'm not worried.

― rock 'em sock 'em (Treeship), Friday, 3 May 2013 00:59 (1 month ago) Permalink

Apparently she had more pressing business.

LiLo browsing at Fry's

― nickn, Friday, 3 May 2013 05:50 (1 month ago) Permalink

amanda bynes is such a rookie

― rock 'em sock 'em (Treeship), Friday, 3 May 2013 11:11 (1 month ago) Permalink

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