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Rubbish Smiles

― smee (smee), Monday, 27 January 2003 16:54 (10 years ago) Permalink

I got a better one: Rubbish Similies!

― Lara (Lara), Monday, 27 January 2003 16:56 (10 years ago) Permalink

Is that smilies there, or are you being clever again?

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 27 January 2003 17:03 (10 years ago) Permalink

WHAT IN THE HELL IS A SIZE 28 SEX?

A stiffy so large that the easiest thing is just to measure it for a tuxedo.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 27 January 2003 17:07 (10 years ago) Permalink

bitter living through acronyms

― jel -- (jel), Saturday, 1 February 2003 13:56 (10 years ago) Permalink

olsen twins dead

― rainy (rainy), Sunday, 2 February 2003 07:48 (10 years ago) Permalink

Tom Ewing is smoother than a trunk full of milk.

― rainy (rainy), Monday, 3 February 2003 08:52 (10 years ago) Permalink

I also thought it was milk!

― kate, Monday, 3 February 2003 09:48 (10 years ago) Permalink

I actually read it as a "truck full of milk" and thought "mmm, smooth"

― kate, Monday, 3 February 2003 09:48 (10 years ago) Permalink

what do you do when you realize you are stuck at your "chosen profession"?

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 4 February 2003 22:18 (10 years ago) Permalink

frank kogan needs to know the diff between a pubic hair

― Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 02:33 (10 years ago) Permalink

"horny"

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 02:37 (10 years ago) Permalink

I read this correctly: "Having cute girls barge into your room late at night telling you they've 'heard about your equipment'"

But misread the post: "Classic or Free Jizz?"

― Curtis Stephens, Wednesday, 5 February 2003 02:38 (10 years ago) Permalink

This is the thread where we cure cancer.

― Wintermute (Wintermute), Thursday, 6 February 2003 13:10 (10 years ago) Permalink

Mariah Carey: why is she black?

― g.cannon (gcannon), Thursday, 6 February 2003 15:11 (10 years ago) Permalink

Don't blame Zodiac Mindwarp

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 6 February 2003 18:15 (10 years ago) Permalink

"this is the thread where we discuss the alternatives to evil"

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Friday, 7 February 2003 15:21 (10 years ago) Permalink

Hovercraft - classic or dud?

― Alan (Alan), Friday, 7 February 2003 15:23 (10 years ago) Permalink

Lesbian Cover Versions

― jel -- (jel), Sunday, 9 February 2003 17:06 (10 years ago) Permalink

Like TaTu's How Soon Is Now, presumably?

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 9 February 2003 19:38 (10 years ago) Permalink

US troops attack Hussein's pussy.

― di smith (lucylurex), Sunday, 9 February 2003 21:32 (10 years ago) Permalink

"what 'great' jazz musicians just do not 'get' (and why)"

― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Sunday, 9 February 2003 22:10 (10 years ago) Permalink

i now have region free hair

― gareth (gareth), Sunday, 9 February 2003 22:19 (10 years ago) Permalink

Lesbion Conversation Questions

― smee (smee), Monday, 10 February 2003 12:02 (10 years ago) Permalink

or even..

Lesbian Conversation Questions

― smee (smee), Monday, 10 February 2003 12:03 (10 years ago) Permalink

"hitler" as pejorative (really)

― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Monday, 10 February 2003 19:41 (10 years ago) Permalink

I was just about to add that one, Mitch!

― Chris P (Chris P), Monday, 10 February 2003 20:28 (10 years ago) Permalink

From ILM: What lesbians/fanzines/radio stations/people should I send my band's demo to?

― Leee (Leee), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 21:47 (10 years ago) Permalink

there aren't enough horrors in the day

― Wintermute (Wintermute), Sunday, 16 February 2003 20:37 (10 years ago) Permalink

World Bursts!

― smee (smee), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 14:22 (10 years ago) Permalink

"Martin Skidmore and other corporate crap."

Sorry, Martin! ;-)

― Marcello Carlin, Thursday, 20 February 2003 14:33 (10 years ago) Permalink

not a misread title, but a misread person. i saw an Andrew Farrell post and thought it said American Football

― gareth (gareth), Friday, 21 February 2003 15:37 (10 years ago) Permalink

Things Said By JESS!!! While Sleeping.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 21 February 2003 15:47 (10 years ago) Permalink

every thread title ends with 'yo' in my eyes.

― g-kit (g-kit), Friday, 21 February 2003 16:59 (10 years ago) Permalink

I've redesigned myself!

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 21 February 2003 18:02 (10 years ago) Permalink

what people are you doing for the weekend?

― g.cannon (gcannon), Friday, 21 February 2003 22:45 (10 years ago) Permalink

happy birthday JESuS!!!

The Christmas thread.

― Skottie, Saturday, 22 February 2003 08:23 (10 years ago) Permalink

Is staying up really really late bad for your breath?

― JeremyZag, Sunday, 23 February 2003 18:00 (10 years ago) Permalink

And an endless and heartfelt 'fuck you' to everyone

― Wintermute (Wintermute), Tuesday, 25 February 2003 18:36 (10 years ago) Permalink

Hey!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 25 February 2003 19:53 (10 years ago) Permalink

Do you own a stripper jumper?

― bnw (bnw), Tuesday, 25 February 2003 21:33 (10 years ago) Permalink

How can you be so ELVIS?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 25 February 2003 21:35 (10 years ago) Permalink

Ha Ha : I dropped my book in the bath and it went "F.A.T.?"

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 13:24 (10 years ago) Permalink

Your favorite underutilized contraception. (48 new answers)

Go the intrauterine coil thingy!

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 13:35 (10 years ago) Permalink

Sex Vs Courtney!

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 15:00 (10 years ago) Permalink

"Thread to discuss Sting Cages"

(alas, it wasn't)

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 15:11 (10 years ago) Permalink

"Christ disses Solomon." Historically unlikely.

― Marcello Carlin, Wednesday, 26 February 2003 15:57 (10 years ago) Permalink

Sex vs. Courtney

― hstencil, Wednesday, 26 February 2003 16:01 (10 years ago) Permalink

Webdings C/D
(i am dyslexic)

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 20:04 (10 years ago) Permalink

ILM:

Someone convince me to get rid of me

― Wintermute (Wintermute), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 21:21 (10 years ago) Permalink

Skipping 1998 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

ilx posts with stinking imagery

― --808 542137 (Hurting 2), Friday, 12 April 2013 22:06 (1 month ago) Permalink

this is a thread for shaming local bands and musicians that want attention

― --808 542137 (Hurting 2), Monday, 15 April 2013 19:24 (1 month ago) Permalink

Abandoned Joke Thread

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 18 April 2013 21:02 (1 month ago) Permalink

Having sex if you are on TV [Started by you have to forgive me (surm) in January 2010, last updated 1 hour ago by snapchats and tattoos (c sharp major)] 1 new answer

― Mark G, Tuesday, 23 April 2013 10:50 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

Conflated two threads while skim reading last week and got "Ben Thatcher's Kill List'

Pedro Mendes presumably fairly near the top.

― хуто-хуторянка (ShariVari), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 11:04 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

sorry but i've had

Explosions at the Boston Moombahton

going thru my head all week

― we're up all night to get picky (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 12:55 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

It was mentioned in the thread, but yeah, it's hard not to read it as Explosions at the Boston Market.

― how's life, Tuesday, 23 April 2013 13:06 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

It was mentioned in the thread, but yeah, it's hard not to read it as Explosions at the Boston Market.

― how's life, Tuesday, 23 April 2013 13:06 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

could your blow job be done by a powerful computer?

― we're up all night to eat biscuits (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 23:55 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

g o d a d d y

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 24 April 2013 21:26 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

2012 Albums Poll Afterparty of Sluts, Ballots and Differential Calculus

― how's life, Sunday, 28 April 2013 10:55 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

NYTimes: Marc Bolan says you don't really need the expensive kitchen stuff [Started by Hurting 2 in May 2007, last updated 29 minutes ago by free your spirit pig (La Lechera) on I Love Cooking] 4 new answers

― Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Monday, 29 April 2013 15:36 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

The Ozu threat. [Started by Amateurist (amateurist) in February 2003, last updated 1 minute ago by cacao nibs (Eric H.) on I Love Everything] 1 new answer

― Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 17:36 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

xp particularly if you're making Hippy Gumbo.

― Camp Macaroni Style (snoball), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 18:32 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

TS: Most Retarded-Looking Naked Ladies [Started by petesmith (plsmith) in September 2005, last updated 2 hours ago by diamonddave85] 21 new answers

― Evan, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 19:16 (1 week ago) Permalink

funding an apartment in nyc

― Aimless, Thursday, 9 May 2013 18:27 (1 week ago) Permalink

The Elvis of Christian Rock

― whiskey and ice cream sandwiches (Treeship), Friday, 10 May 2013 18:17 (1 week ago) Permalink

seamless gits [Started by nakhchivan in February 2011, last updated 14 seconds ago by Le Bateau Ivre on I Love Everything] 1 new answer

― Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 09:10 (3 days ago) Permalink

Would you rather have been in the Bible, or have walked on the moon?

Is It Wrong To Lick Mike Oldfield?

― Elvis was a hero to most but he never her (ledge), Thursday, 16 May 2013 08:58 (2 days ago) Permalink

ITT: Tell Your Mom To Fuck Off

― go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Thursday, 16 May 2013 11:56 (2 days ago) Permalink

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