don't know where that p came from though.
― Great Fushigi Master (Viceroy), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 23:39 (twelve years ago) link
Cryptopsy's None So Vile too
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 23:40 (twelve years ago) link
well i dont suppose kerrang is aimed at you (or any of us)
― (Algerian Goalkeeper) Vs (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Thursday, 10 November 2011 00:00 (twelve years ago) link
oh i know.....just enjoying listing some of my fav heavies that i haven't played in ages
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 10 November 2011 00:05 (twelve years ago) link
Lame Satyricon pick.
― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Thursday, 10 November 2011 00:08 (twelve years ago) link
Also no Melvins is (o_O)
It's a good list, if a bit random on what heaviness actually means. But over half of it is as heavy as balls. The trouble with listing all the heaviest albums ever is it just ends up being a list of Warhorse, Eyehategod, Gojira, Winter, UFOmammut, Anaal Nathrakh etc, and it gets a bit tedious. Anyway, \m/ Dopethrone, 31 - 39 and I own two copies of Iowa.
― Conan The Asshander (Doran), Thursday, 10 November 2011 00:18 (twelve years ago) link
i own 8
49 The Beatles - White Album47 The Jimi Hendrix Experience - Electric Ladyland46 Judas Priest - British Steel44 Alice in Chains - Dirt30 NIN - The Downwards Spiral14 Metallica - Master Of Puppets07 Black Flag - Damaged2 Black Sabbath - Master Of Reality
― chief rocker frankie crocker (m coleman), Thursday, 10 November 2011 00:20 (twelve years ago) link
Two.
Bet you can guess which.
― Mark G, Thursday, 10 November 2011 00:26 (twelve years ago) link
doran didn't you do a heaviest metal albums list for nme once?
― (Algerian Goalkeeper) Vs (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Thursday, 10 November 2011 00:27 (twelve years ago) link
Own 21, to my own surprise. Like all of them, too.
'Fat Of The Land' can go fuck itself imho. I'm mostly surprised at Mogwai's ep included here (which does rule, but still, v surprising)
― Y Kant Lou Reed (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 10 November 2011 00:37 (twelve years ago) link
Yeah, and it was a lot heavier than that and everyone just complained about the amount of doom and death metal I chose but that's what I perceive to be heavy. This kind of list is actually be ok, probably better than mine if you had the reasoning in a paragraph next to each one. In a way the heaviosity achieved by unsuspecting Beatles fans by The White Album back in the day must have been pretty immense.
― Conan The Asshander (Doran), Thursday, 10 November 2011 00:37 (twelve years ago) link
Sorry I'm really tired and can't type properly any more.
― Conan The Asshander (Doran), Thursday, 10 November 2011 00:38 (twelve years ago) link
i think 29 of these? i cant remember if i actually own a couple, so i comfortably voted in the 20-29 bracket
― cannonball aderall (jjjusten), Thursday, 10 November 2011 00:52 (twelve years ago) link
i thought you would have all 50 as you had to keep up with the kids in your professional capacity
― (Algerian Goalkeeper) Vs (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Thursday, 10 November 2011 01:29 (twelve years ago) link
oh and grouty will have the beatles and hendrix
― (Algerian Goalkeeper) Vs (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Thursday, 10 November 2011 01:30 (twelve years ago) link
I own 25.
How did The Prodigy end up in this list? Especially with this album? (Not in any way metal, but Jilted Generation is heavier, harsher, etc.)
― Sebastian (Royal Mermaid Mover), Thursday, 10 November 2011 01:48 (twelve years ago) link
2. Beatles and NIN.
― I am using your worlds, Thursday, 10 November 2011 01:52 (twelve years ago) link
I didn't know Kerrang was still going.
its been covering emo,mall punk, alt rock and zero metal and pretty boys in make up on the cover every week (just like the 80s) for years now. No doubt normal service will be resumed next week.
― (Algerian Goalkeeper) Vs (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Thursday, 10 November 2011 02:00 (twelve years ago) link
top 3 could be about right surprisingly. starting with slipknot at no. 4, this thing takes a sharp turn into weirdville.
― charlie h, Thursday, 10 November 2011 02:14 (twelve years ago) link
oops I misread the poll. Voted for owning 2. If it's for how many I like it would be higher.
― I am using your worlds, Thursday, 10 November 2011 02:23 (twelve years ago) link
i thought on a board with journos who get promos and a bunch of people who download stuff that voting for how many you like might be more accurate
― (Algerian Goalkeeper) Vs (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Thursday, 10 November 2011 07:20 (twelve years ago) link
no 70s stuff no credibility. ok there's sabbath on the list but still...
― cock chirea, Thursday, 10 November 2011 08:18 (twelve years ago) link
28. Kinda surprised.
― bear has little fear of hades (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 10 November 2011 08:23 (twelve years ago) link
I've got 20 of these in some capacity. I see Mogwai is on the list, too, but for 'My Father My King'? That's a single or an EP, isn't it?
― wronger than 100 geir posts (MacDara), Thursday, 10 November 2011 08:45 (twelve years ago) link
yeah an ep really.
― (Algerian Goalkeeper) Vs (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Thursday, 10 November 2011 09:43 (twelve years ago) link
Noen
― R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Thursday, 10 November 2011 09:47 (twelve years ago) link
Or even NONE
― R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Thursday, 10 November 2011 09:48 (twelve years ago) link
you dont even like the sabbath or hendrix?
― (Algerian Goalkeeper) Vs (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Thursday, 10 November 2011 09:48 (twelve years ago) link
I don't own them
― R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Thursday, 10 November 2011 09:50 (twelve years ago) link
i did say in the 1st post to vote for how many you like, i just forgot to change thread title and afaik a mod cant change it as its a poll thread.
― (Algerian Goalkeeper) Vs (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Thursday, 10 November 2011 09:52 (twelve years ago) link
so how many do you like?
― (Algerian Goalkeeper) Vs (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Thursday, 10 November 2011 09:53 (twelve years ago) link
This is not the thread for me, methinks
― R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Thursday, 10 November 2011 09:55 (twelve years ago) link
you wont damage your cred as noone will see it!
― (Algerian Goalkeeper) Vs (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Thursday, 10 November 2011 10:07 (twelve years ago) link
Actively like 18 of these, own about a dozen.
― good luck in your pyramid (Neil S), Thursday, 10 November 2011 11:39 (twelve years ago) link
I own 9. I had the "damaged" and the atari teenage riot albums but I gave them away.
― Michael B Higgins (Michael B), Thursday, 10 November 2011 11:58 (twelve years ago) link
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One right, the other was Nirvana.
Don't have any Hendrix, and the Sab I own is a different one (the first)
― Mark G, Thursday, 10 November 2011 12:52 (twelve years ago) link
Think I own about 10 of them, like a few more than that, never listened to most of the rest. The Beatles is the only one I've heard that I find actively unpleasant.
― Lars and the Lulu Girl (NickB), Thursday, 10 November 2011 12:58 (twelve years ago) link
it does mean Geir cant vote 'none' though
― (Algerian Goalkeeper) Vs (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Thursday, 10 November 2011 14:05 (twelve years ago) link
I own 13, like about 27 (can't remember if I've heard that particular Cathedral album). Which I guess means it's not too bad a list, although I'm not convinced of the "heaviness" of some of them.
― The Eyeball Of Hull (Colonel Poo), Thursday, 10 November 2011 14:14 (twelve years ago) link
own 16, like 18. I would switch 1 and 2. Master of Reality is the album I judge all other albums by, be it for heaviness or not.
― You're a notch, I'm a legend (Bill Magill), Thursday, 10 November 2011 14:54 (twelve years ago) link
Even though their heaviest album may be Born Again.
― You're a notch, I'm a legend (Bill Magill), Thursday, 10 November 2011 14:55 (twelve years ago) link
oh how many i like? 17
― Princess Nancy (jjjusten), Thursday, 10 November 2011 20:01 (twelve years ago) link
11 Everytime i Die - Hot Damn
Really?
― You're a notch, I'm a legend (Bill Magill), Thursday, 10 November 2011 20:21 (twelve years ago) link
I like 20 of these, though there are a few others I like *bits* of (Deftones, ATR, Converge). Have to say that 'heavy' to me implies a certain amount of low-end heft which is absent from, say, De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas or Damaged, much as I love those albums.
― Gavin, Leeds, Thursday, 10 November 2011 20:31 (twelve years ago) link
Is British Steel really heavy?
This list could have been much better. The self imposed limitation of only one album per artist really was a mistake. Also, I'm not sure what planet you are living on when you say that fucking Korn s/t is heavy. Also, I like Mastodon, but if you were going to put a truly heavy band currently going I think High on Fire would be a better pick.
― You're a notch, I'm a legend (Bill Magill), Thursday, 10 November 2011 20:53 (twelve years ago) link
why is The Prodigy on this list
lololololol
(wild guess as to which other album on this list I own)
― sex-poodle Al Gore (DJP), Thursday, 10 November 2011 20:55 (twelve years ago) link
NIN?
― embrace yr inner child (m coleman), Thursday, 10 November 2011 21:05 (twelve years ago) link
49 The Beatles - White Album I own digitally, I actually hadn't heard this record until the remasters if you can believe that, haha.
47 The Jimi Hendrix Experience - Electric LadylandI have the "1983 (A Merman I Shall Be)" MP3, not a big Hendrix fan tbqh
39 Nirvana - BleachI think I ripped a couple MP3s from the CD before selling it 10+ years ago, it's okay, overrated for real at any rate
07 Black Flag - DamagedI have the first pressing of the Unicorn LP.
01 Slayer - Reign In BloodI have this digitally somewhere, I should find it.
― citation needed (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 10 November 2011 21:06 (twelve years ago) link
I take it you don't mean Machine Gun by The Commodores Marcello.
― Conan The Asshander (Doran), Monday, 14 November 2011 14:44 (twelve years ago) link
I'm waiting for the day Geir finally reveals after all these years that he is really Fenriz
― no jesus, no piece (Neanderthal), Monday, 14 November 2011 14:54 (twelve years ago) link
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_dJgG9i5zOc/TYSJEIII_ZI/AAAAAAAAAK8/4yUeAy1xxOs/s1600/the%2Bpeter%2Bbrotzmann%2Boctet%2Bmachine%2Bgun.jpg
― Here he is with the classic "Poème Électronique." Good track (Marcello Carlin), Monday, 14 November 2011 15:39 (twelve years ago) link
I take it you don't mean "United" by Throbbing Gristle, Geir.
― Mark G, Monday, 14 November 2011 15:41 (twelve years ago) link
Excellent.
― Conan The Asshander (Doran), Monday, 14 November 2011 15:44 (twelve years ago) link
Can't think of many other Throbbing Gristle songs he'd like better
― R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Monday, 14 November 2011 15:46 (twelve years ago) link
"United":Judas Priest::"Abracadabra":Steve Miller Band
― no jesus, no piece (Neanderthal), Monday, 14 November 2011 16:00 (twelve years ago) link
machine gun was marcello's fave Warrant song iirc
― (Algerian Goalkeeper) Vs (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 03:14 (twelve years ago) link