Kerrang covering metal again? it's their top 50 heaviest albums ever list. How Many Do You Own?

Revolution No. 9 is p fucking heavy too

hell Mozart's Requiem should be on this list

And Elend's "The Umbersum"

Carcass's Reek shoulda been top ten imo

Carcass's Reek shoulda been top ten imo

― Neanderthalp

qft

don't know where that p came from though.

Cryptopsy's None So Vile too

well i dont suppose kerrang is aimed at you (or any of us)

oh i know.....just enjoying listing some of my fav heavies that i haven't played in ages

Lame Satyricon pick.

Also no Melvins is (o_O)

It's a good list, if a bit random on what heaviness actually means. But over half of it is as heavy as balls. The trouble with listing all the heaviest albums ever is it just ends up being a list of Warhorse, Eyehategod, Gojira, Winter, UFOmammut, Anaal Nathrakh etc, and it gets a bit tedious. Anyway, \m/ Dopethrone, 31 - 39 and I own two copies of Iowa.

i own 8

49 The Beatles - White Album
47 The Jimi Hendrix Experience - Electric Ladyland
46 Judas Priest - British Steel
44 Alice in Chains - Dirt
30 NIN - The Downwards Spiral
14 Metallica - Master Of Puppets
07 Black Flag - Damaged
2 Black Sabbath - Master Of Reality

Two.

Bet you can guess which.

doran didn't you do a heaviest metal albums list for nme once?

Own 21, to my own surprise. Like all of them, too.

'Fat Of The Land' can go fuck itself imho. I'm mostly surprised at Mogwai's ep included here (which does rule, but still, v surprising)

Yeah, and it was a lot heavier than that and everyone just complained about the amount of doom and death metal I chose but that's what I perceive to be heavy. This kind of list is actually be ok, probably better than mine if you had the reasoning in a paragraph next to each one. In a way the heaviosity achieved by unsuspecting Beatles fans by The White Album back in the day must have been pretty immense.

Sorry I'm really tired and can't type properly any more.

i think 29 of these? i cant remember if i actually own a couple, so i comfortably voted in the 20-29 bracket

i thought you would have all 50 as you had to keep up with the kids in your professional capacity

oh and grouty will have the beatles and hendrix

I own 25.

How did The Prodigy end up in this list?
Especially with this album?
(Not in any way metal, but Jilted Generation is heavier, harsher, etc.)

2. Beatles and NIN.

I didn't know Kerrang was still going.

its been covering emo,mall punk, alt rock and zero metal and pretty boys in make up on the cover every week (just like the 80s) for years now. No doubt normal service will be resumed next week.

top 3 could be about right surprisingly. starting with slipknot at no. 4, this thing takes a sharp turn into weirdville.

oops I misread the poll. Voted for owning 2. If it's for how many I like it would be higher.

i thought on a board with journos who get promos and a bunch of people who download stuff that voting for how many you like might be more accurate

no 70s stuff no credibility. ok there's sabbath on the list but still...

28. Kinda surprised.

I've got 20 of these in some capacity. I see Mogwai is on the list, too, but for 'My Father My King'? That's a single or an EP, isn't it?

yeah an ep really.

Noen

Or even NONE

you dont even like the sabbath or hendrix?

I don't own them

i did say in the 1st post to vote for how many you like, i just forgot to change thread title and afaik a mod cant change it as its a poll thread.

so how many do you like?

This is not the thread for me, methinks

you wont damage your cred as noone will see it!

Actively like 18 of these, own about a dozen.

I own 9. I had the "damaged" and the atari teenage riot albums but I gave them away.

oh and grouty will have the beatles and hendrix

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One right, the other was Nirvana.

Don't have any Hendrix, and the Sab I own is a different one (the first)

Think I own about 10 of them, like a few more than that, never listened to most of the rest. The Beatles is the only one I've heard that I find actively unpleasant.

it does mean Geir cant vote 'none' though

I own 13, like about 27 (can't remember if I've heard that particular Cathedral album). Which I guess means it's not too bad a list, although I'm not convinced of the "heaviness" of some of them.

own 16, like 18. I would switch 1 and 2. Master of Reality is the album I judge all other albums by, be it for heaviness or not.

Even though their heaviest album may be Born Again.

oh how many i like? 17

11 Everytime i Die - Hot Damn

Really?

50 Mayhem - De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas
49 The Beatles - White Album
43 Deftones - Around The Fur
42 The Prodigy - Fat Of The Land
39 Nirvana - Bleach
29 Korn - Korn
28 Carcass - Reek Of Putrefaction
27 Emperor - In The Nightside Eclipse
23 Atari Teenage Riot - 60 Second Wipe Out
18 Meshuggah - Destroy Erase Improve
16 Sunn 0))) - Black One
14 Metallica - Master Of Puppets
09 Napalm Death - Scum
08 Refused - The Shape Of Punk To Come
07 Black Flag - Damaged
05 At The Gates - Slaughter Of The Soul
02 Black Sabbath - Master Of Reality
01 Slayer - Reign In Blood

^^ tho i really don't care about '60 second wipeout' and 'fat of the land' at all, nowadays. and i own 'jerusalem' which is almost the same as 'dopesmoker'...

at first i thought that was geir listing the albums he owns

the lovely Four Freshman-esque harmonies of Reign in Blood

British Steel is full of the kind of tunes you can whistle in the shower. Even if that shower might be in prison.

I like "United" a lot. Don't own that album though.

Twenty-one but no Machine Gun, no cred.

I take it you don't mean Machine Gun by The Commodores Marcello.

I'm waiting for the day Geir finally reveals after all these years that he is really Fenriz

I take it you don't mean Machine Gun by The Commodores Marcello.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_dJgG9i5zOc/TYSJEIII_ZI/AAAAAAAAAK8/4yUeAy1xxOs/s1600/the%2Bpeter%2Bbrotzmann%2Boctet%2Bmachine%2Bgun.jpg

I take it you don't mean "United" by Throbbing Gristle, Geir.

Excellent.

Can't think of many other Throbbing Gristle songs he'd like better

"United":Judas Priest::"Abracadabra":Steve Miller Band

machine gun was marcello's fave Warrant song iirc