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OMG I WANT TO SEE DAN IN A SPIDERMAN COSTUME

John... gah, I'm actually so grossed out that I'm speechless.

I keep thinking of stuff to add to the minor embarrassments thread, but somehow it all seems to mundane next to everyone else's. Ooooh, I threw up on my desk in first grade. Who didn't?

Apparently the costume is my "gift" for doing this.

Maybe I'll wear it to the Fair!

Friend: (to J031) He can wear it for Halloween.
J031: Have you EVER seen either of us dress up for Halloween?
Friend: Well, now you can! You should by a Catwoman costume.
J031: waht

Wow, I would dearly love to have you two come to my door on Halloween dressed that way. My kids would be so excited!

Also TEH ROFFLES.

I fear that a Spiderman costume might be too warm to wear to the Fair, but otherwise I'm all for it.

(I'll be walking behind you... about 500 feet.)

This thread title looks more like an Aphex Twin video every week. That's all. Thanks.

wtf mpls

what have we done to you now?

also, when booze?

Hey gbx. How's school?

John, I think you know the answer to that question, at least for yourself.

woah booze. my old friend. wow.

Sounds like you're having a good night. (?)

I ate a bunch of peanut butter M&Ms, which have got to be as addictive as crack. YUM

i had a lovely evening with mussels and then drinks at w village piano bar where ppl sing along to broadway songs. i realize i do not know any of the words to anything except most of 'on my own' and 'part of your world.' also i think m4rv1n h4ml1sch was there for a while which is funny bc i have spoken to him on the phone many times but was still afraid to go say hi.

I am afraid to think about how many Broadway songs I know. There's no good reason for me to know them.

(Also, tehresa, thanks to you now my morning is going to be full of "when I'm down and I'm feeling bluuuuuue, I close my eyes so I can be with yooooooooouuuuu," which, uh, I wasn't planning. Yesterday it was that version of "Bang Bang" that's at the beginning of Kill Bill, Vol. 1, so at least it's something new for the day...)

PS You should have said "hi!"

oooh that's roseanne cash i think (bang bang)? lovvvvve that. i always wish they had it at karaoke, but htey never do.

i have been investigating and it appears this man looks like him some time ago. most recent photos would indicate it was not him, unless he de-aged somewhat and lost like 50 lbs in the last year.

Is it Roseanne Cash? I have no idea, but I did think, "hmmmm, is there a soundtrack to this that I could by?" by the end of the movie. You'll be horrified to note that I have the Cher version of that song on my iPod.

He could have de-aged and lost 50 pounds in the last year if he had been following Oprah's buddy Dr. Oz's advice. (I watched Oprah for the first time in about 10 years the other day and that was the topic)

the version in Kill Bill is the Nancy Sinatra one.

oh yeah that's what i meant. all the way to work i was like 'wait not roseanne cash that other chick related to a famous dude!'

attn: "Paper Planes" is fucking awesome

also #5 on the Billboard charts

ALL I WANNA DO IS *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM*
AND A *SHWIP* *KA-CHING*
AND TAKE YOUR MONEY

do you do a little pantomime to it? i have, but usually when i'm half in the bag.

haha practically every time I hear it, yes

xp Thanks for the info, John.

Okay, what is "Paper Planes?" (I can't even go to iTunes to listen to a clip because of my %^&*ing ISP, so just tell me all about it)

it appears to be an MIA song

yup, it is the song that's been getting played during the commercials/trailers for "Pineapple Express"

i don't "get it"

it is "awesome"

if you "say so"

"I see."

"Thanks."

I "do" say so

"ok then"

Strategically-placed quotes can make anything sound sarcastic

i should have said '"ok" then' actually... ah well.

i have just sent another rambling email to bookstore position found on craig's list. but, ya know, i figure if they think i'm a dick because of it, they probably won't like me in person either, so it saves us both time and effort.

that's the american spirit!!
you are catching on very well, rr!

i can't remember if i mentioned this already, but i made amazing semi-vegan burgers last night. fucking delicious. those morning star burgers are a pretty damn fine impersonation of an impersonation of a burger (impersonation burgers made from actual meat are my favourite, like the mcdonald's variety).

xpost

thanks tza!!!

Which Morningstar Farms ones were they? (I usually eat the Black Bean ones, but I don't find them particularly like a real burger.)

the mushroom ones are good

i haven't had anything morningstar in ages. i always thought the boca "burger" burgers (not veg burgers) were good. gardenburger used to have a good one w/ mushrooms and rice in it i think?

i can't remember, but they're not made from veggies, they're fake meat. fuckin awesome.

REMY REMY REMY REMY REMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i have a question for you, i asked on another thread, totally unrelated to the subject but you are hard to find sometimes: what is it like working at borders? i'm thinking about applying at barnes and noble soon, if this independent-bookstore hunt i'm on doesn't pan out. but i'm not sure if it will be awful??

I used to work at Barnes and Noble and it was really pretty fun, at least when we had a good manager (which was not always, unfortunately). I don't know how much it would differ from working at Borders...

Okay I have switched from M.I.A. to Radiohead

WHAT'S THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS

I am listening to the quiet of the upstairs of my house. But I can hear J downstairs, flipping through whatever she's watching on the TiVo. I am a Bad Mommy.

Only if you've been save Real Sex episodes with no parental control code!

ha ha, no, I haven't even seen that! Probably the worst thing she could come across would be the season finale of Lost.

I do let the kids watch The Simpsons, which has led to all kinds of fun moments. I like it when J says, "DOH!"

I AM DOING NOTHING IN CARMEL.

But being lazy and smug.

:-D

Ned, sometimes I don't "love" you.

This evening I discovered that there is a fine line between drinking to take the edge of off a hangover and drinking to drunking again. I regrets nuffin.