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ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Saturday, 5 November 2011 17:13 (3 years ago) Permalink

my understanding is part of the reason horse ebook is so strange is it was somewhat shoddily programed to avoid spam detection - also there seems to be some feeling on twitter that many of the other ebook accounts are 'fake'

― ice cr?m, Wednesday, November 2, 2011 10:16 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark

is zizek_ebooks real?

Picnicant, Sunday, 6 November 2011 22:01 (3 years ago) Permalink

@casualmalexlfan
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Sir, we r gonna need to see ur Taco. *cops carefully inspect taco & discover relish* Sir, have u been drinking? R u aware this is a Hot dog?
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max, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 03:45 (3 years ago) Permalink

via @dogboner

max, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 03:46 (3 years ago) Permalink

that shit just now cracked me the fuck up fyi

unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 03:51 (3 years ago) Permalink

feel like horse_ebook's tweets are becoming more 'curated'

also in re: this, a real person took over horse_ebooks is what I've heard from a couple of people; it's not a "real" ebooks feed any more

unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 03:52 (3 years ago) Permalink

i am frankly baffled at the idea that one could possibly connect horse_ebooks with any sense of "reality" or authenticity

also it is hilarious that there are rumors about a noise-generating SEO-spam twitter intended to help a website sell ebooks about horses

max, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 03:54 (3 years ago) Permalink

mobutu sese seko otm

max, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 04:12 (3 years ago) Permalink

yeah I guess! there were two people I follow talking to each other about how "thom took over horse_ebooks" not like "what's happened to it" but "lol our friend got it"

unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 04:42 (3 years ago) Permalink

*shrugs* i mean if a guy is praying to allah five times a day but doesnt believe in god is he a muslim?

max, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 04:47 (3 years ago) Permalink

am0n, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 04:53 (3 years ago) Permalink

aerosmith otm

goole, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 04:56 (3 years ago) Permalink

fyi im writing a novel about horse_ebooks where one character "takes it over" and finds himself slowly being turned into a horse_ebook

max, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 04:58 (3 years ago) Permalink

the climax of the novel is when he becomes 1 with the horse_ebooks energy field and reaches a higher plane of consciousness

max, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 04:58 (3 years ago) Permalink

self-publish that shit on the kindle store for $1.99 and I will buy it

whoop, up the butt it goes (silby), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 05:01 (3 years ago) Permalink

I don't even have a kindle

whoop, up the butt it goes (silby), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 05:01 (3 years ago) Permalink

i hope u make it available in portable document format

am0n, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 05:01 (3 years ago) Permalink

i am going to live tweet it

max, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 05:01 (3 years ago) Permalink

max_ebooks

max, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 05:02 (3 years ago) Permalink

am0n, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 05:04 (3 years ago) Permalink

fyi im writing a novel about horse_ebooks where one character "takes it over" and finds himself slowly being turned into a horse_ebook

― max, Tuesday, November 8, 2011 4:58 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

the climax of the novel is when he becomes 1 with the horse_ebooks energy field and reaches a higher plane of consciousness

― max, Tuesday, November 8, 2011 4:58 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark

nanowrimo openers

Picnicant, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 12:01 (3 years ago) Permalink

also in re: this, a real person took over horse_ebooks is what I've heard from a couple of people; it's not a "real" ebooks feed any more

― unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, November 7, 2011 10:52 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i am frankly baffled at the idea that one could possibly connect horse_ebooks with any sense of "reality" or authenticity

also it is hilarious that there are rumors about a noise-generating SEO-spam twitter intended to help a website sell ebooks about horses

― max, Monday, November 7, 2011 10:54 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

well the quotes have been more poignant and weird but you can sense some meaning behind them, compare it with guitar_ebooks or any of the other noncompromised e_books I promise you SOMETHING IS GOING ON

I'm glad somebody out there believes me!

ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 12:05 (3 years ago) Permalink

can I be the guy who tries to warn everybody but mysteriously slips on a banana peel in the shower and dies before my warnings are heeded

ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 12:05 (3 years ago) Permalink

RT

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 14:56 (3 years ago) Permalink

can I be the guy who tries to warn everybody but mysteriously slips on a banana peel in the shower and dies before my warnings are heeded

― ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Tuesday, November 8, 2011 12:05 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark

he knew too much

what's happening to our based god??? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 15:26 (3 years ago) Permalink

http://twitter.com/#!/ChristmasEbook/status/133323979174838272

am0n, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 15:48 (3 years ago) Permalink

thebibandit bandit
ONE BIG .RAR, FULL OF DOG PICTURES
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vitameatawalloginavegamin (donna rouge), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 22:30 (3 years ago) Permalink

lol is that a lil b joke

ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 22:35 (3 years ago) Permalink

@thebibandit
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Everybody Welcome Our Special Guest: Garfield! [sewer people limp out onto stage] Wow This Cat Love To Eat! [they beg for medicine+supplies]

max, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 02:29 (3 years ago) Permalink

you know that feeling where you wish you were super rich so that you could pay people to do whatever they want for the rest of their lives, that is how i feel about the bi bandit

max, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 02:30 (3 years ago) Permalink

i particularly enjoyed the one abt turtles

so solaris (Lamp), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 02:48 (3 years ago) Permalink

I object to the furcation of his name to the bi bandit

clearly it's the bib and it

ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 02:50 (3 years ago) Permalink

this one lamp

thebibandit bandit
WELCOME… TO MY SUBTERRARIUM LAIR [terrarium falls and shatters as couch cushion fort supporting it gives way] [all my turtles escape] NOoo!!
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max, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 02:52 (3 years ago) Permalink

thebibandit bandit
in retrospect, switching to a cavern-based society was good in that it eliminated cyberbullying but bad in that it introduced spiderbullying
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max, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 02:53 (3 years ago) Permalink

haha yeah i dont know why but corny wordplay like that just kills me... also really loved the spiderbullying one

so solaris (Lamp), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 02:56 (3 years ago) Permalink

it's like a lost deep thoughts

balls, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 02:58 (3 years ago) Permalink

thebibandit bandit
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max, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 02:58 (3 years ago) Permalink

the best ones are equal parts jack handey + borges + lovecraft

thebibandit bandit
for 3 years now everyone's old friendster pages have been posting in languages no one speaks on pictures of us in places we've never been
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max, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 02:59 (3 years ago) Permalink

like this one is just

thebibandit bandit
.@tacobell lost for 6 days now in floors 70-80 of Taco Tower Value Meal. not even any food in here. just traps. why do you sell this
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max, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 02:59 (3 years ago) Permalink

can everyone i follow stop retweeting horse_ebooks because idgi & feel like i'm not missing out on much

MODS DID 10/11 (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 03:01 (3 years ago) Permalink

this stuff p much still sux

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 9 November 2011 03:02 (3 years ago) Permalink

thebibandit bandit
you shut your mouth / how can you say / my yearbook photo can't be anime
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max, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 03:03 (3 years ago) Permalink

horse_ebooks even in its current decrepit state is like better than 99% of twitter

ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 03:04 (3 years ago) Permalink

the best ones are equal parts jack handey + borges + lovecraft

yeah this otm i always thought these dudes were kinda cribbing a lot their rhythm/structures from mitch hedberg but jack handey is really better/closer i think

@thebibandit bandit
cops chase a man into a TV showing the same episode of cops. bad boys plays, but i cant hear it. my dog is making that powerline sound again

so solaris (Lamp), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 03:07 (3 years ago) Permalink

All these dudes have a direct mainline to my central LOLing system

vitameatawalloginavegamin (donna rouge), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 03:46 (3 years ago) Permalink

I am DYING at the yearbook anime one

2191: celebrate the m bisontennial (m bison), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 03:58 (3 years ago) Permalink

lol is that a lil b joke

KREAYSHAWN - GUCCI GUCCI

٩(̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾)۶ (sic), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 05:15 (3 years ago) Permalink

^memesource imo

٩(̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾)۶ (sic), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 05:18 (3 years ago) Permalink

thebibandit bandit
.@tacobell lost for 6 days now in floors 70-80 of Taco Tower Value Meal. not even any food in here. just traps. why do you sell this
5 Apr Favorite Retweet Reply

thebibandit bandit
for 3 years now everyone's old friendster pages have been posting in languages no one speaks on pictures of us in places we've never been
7 Apr Favorite Retweet Reply

― max, Wednesday, November 9, 2011 2:59 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark

hahaha holy shit

what's happening to our based god??? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 06:04 (3 years ago) Permalink


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