RIP Justin Bieber

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RIP love

warning: simulated vampire fellatio (reddening), Saturday, 5 November 2011 01:58 (2 years ago) Permalink

I just can't beliebe in it anymore. :(

bouquet beatdown (Nicole), Saturday, 5 November 2011 02:06 (2 years ago) Permalink

biebs got raped :(

ice cr?m, Saturday, 5 November 2011 02:15 (2 years ago) Permalink

30 seconds of terror

bouquet beatdown (Nicole), Saturday, 5 November 2011 02:20 (2 years ago) Permalink

"She was a really big party animal who got around a lot. She was a big slut. She's scandalous."

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 5 November 2011 04:09 (2 years ago) Permalink

"I was sitting in my room talking to Lacy when my brother came in and said, 'Dude, Mariah on the couch downstairs,' " Terranova recalled about the Dec. 21 attack. "I came downstairs with Lacy and when Mariah saw her, she freaked out. She came outside to Lacy's white Honda Civic and picked up a brick and threw it threw the back windshield and the back left passenger window. She broke those two windows."

"I came outside and asked her why she's breaking all our s---," Terranova said. "Me and her got into a shouting match right there on the driveway when all of sudden she told me to get out of her face and she didn't want to see me anymore, and I told her if that's the case you need to get off my driveway because you're at my house so if you don't want to see me no more you have to leave."

ice cr?m, Saturday, 5 November 2011 04:40 (2 years ago) Permalink

I've bandied the idea back and forth and have decided to include some highlights from my own experience with dating a Lakeside chick in the early 2000s for added perspective:

1. She was waaaay into anal because she had been raised as one of those Christian chicks for whom "anal doesn't count".

2. She had adapted to more conventional sexual methods, but still kept trying to get me to go with her to the local rock'n'roll megachurch.

3. She was moved to tears upon hearing Tommy Shane Steiner's "What If She's An Angel" on the radio.

4. I finally decided to get it over with and break it off when - while taking a shower together - she pissed on my foot while looking into my eyes and laughing.

rustic italian flatbread, Saturday, 5 November 2011 10:17 (2 years ago) Permalink

Is this suitable for Bieber fans? (ie. wrong thread? :-))

Y Kant Lou Reed (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 5 November 2011 10:19 (2 years ago) Permalink

Love the story though <3

Y Kant Lou Reed (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 5 November 2011 10:20 (2 years ago) Permalink

lol sorry i get it now, not entirely awake yet -_-

Y Kant Lou Reed (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 5 November 2011 10:21 (2 years ago) Permalink

rip he hardly knew her ;_;

blind pele (darraghmac), Saturday, 5 November 2011 11:50 (2 years ago) Permalink

rustic italian flatbread's ex-girlfriend is the subject of every hold-steady song.

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 5 November 2011 12:16 (2 years ago) Permalink

. . . and maybe the subject of every future justin bieber song.

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 5 November 2011 12:17 (2 years ago) Permalink

That's the best recommendation for The Hold Steady if there ever was one

Y Kant Lou Reed (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 5 November 2011 12:58 (2 years ago) Permalink

apt name too

blind pele (darraghmac), Saturday, 5 November 2011 13:28 (2 years ago) Permalink

According to Us Weekly, the young couple is still going strong; a rep for the actress/singer tells the magazine that Gomez and the embattled Bieber have not broken up.

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 5 November 2011 19:25 (2 years ago) Permalink

the embattled Bieber the embattled Bieber the embattled Bieber the embattled Bieber the embattled Bieber the embattled Bieber the embattled Bieber the embattled Bieber the embattled Bieber the embattled Bieber the embattled Bieber the embattled Bieber the embattled Bieber the embattled Bieber the embattled Bieber the embattled Bieber

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 5 November 2011 19:26 (2 years ago) Permalink

The embattled Bieber has a Bieber batallion.

your way better (Eazy), Saturday, 5 November 2011 20:04 (2 years ago) Permalink

Bieb-seeking missile

da croupier, Saturday, 5 November 2011 20:30 (2 years ago) Permalink

will the BieberBaby be blissfully blessed with Bieber's musical genius?

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 5 November 2011 20:31 (2 years ago) Permalink

Hope this culminates with a BIEBER BIEBER BABY OH! headline in the Post

da croupier, Saturday, 5 November 2011 20:33 (2 years ago) Permalink

BIEBER BABY LADY, OH! for an article about the mommy might be better actually

da croupier, Saturday, 5 November 2011 20:34 (2 years ago) Permalink

the embattled bieber and gomez show

ice cr?m, Saturday, 5 November 2011 20:50 (2 years ago) Permalink

bouquet beatdown (Nicole), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 20:39 (2 years ago) Permalink

3 months pass...

⚓ (gr8080), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 05:57 (2 years ago) Permalink

Last night I had a dream where I watched the trailer of a movie that was entirely premised on the idea of Justin Bieber going around in alligator skin cowboy boots and kicking guys in the crotch (subsequently in the dream I debated whether it's more effective to kick with the toe or with the curve of the ankle for a cleaner scoop, which is actually a pretty legit debate)

Virtual Bart (EDB), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 08:35 (2 years ago) Permalink

if they're cowboy boots, a reinforced and sharp toe is the right way to go

Wesley Crusher: Teenage F#ck Machine (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 01:52 (2 years ago) Permalink

3 weeks pass...

new complex mag photo shoot is intense





♆ (gr8080), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 21:43 (2 years ago) Permalink

i think i liked him better as a shitty 13-year old

Estimate the percent chance that a whale has ever been to the moon? (frogbs), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 21:46 (2 years ago) Permalink

RIP jbiebs, he was allergic to cherry kool-aid

techno pink (reddening), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 22:22 (2 years ago) Permalink

Tyler Shields is such a hack.

Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 22:51 (2 years ago) Permalink

♆ (gr8080), Friday, 6 April 2012 18:32 (2 years ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...
5 months pass...

Au Wazza Balcazar (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Sunday, 30 September 2012 15:03 (1 year ago) Permalink

Bieber apologized to the crowd for being sick, but the crowd didn't seem to mind too much and cheered him on throughout.

EVERYONE COOKING SCMABLED EGGS,CHEESE WITH TOASTER!! (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 30 September 2012 16:09 (1 year ago) Permalink

Aw what a pro

let's keep this board about feet, please. (latebloomer), Sunday, 30 September 2012 18:18 (1 year ago) Permalink

2 months pass...

FYI-

http://www.extravaganzi.com/1-million-justin-biebers-head-made-of-gold/,000,000 Justin Bieber's Head Made of Gold

davey, Saturday, 8 December 2012 21:25 (1 year ago) Permalink

argh. sorry, here's the right URL: http://www.extravaganzi.com/1-million-justin-biebers-head-made-of-gold/

davey, Saturday, 8 December 2012 21:27 (1 year ago) Permalink

davey is that you

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Saturday, 8 December 2012 21:47 (1 year ago) Permalink

yes mr. grady, i am here.

davey, Sunday, 9 December 2012 00:45 (1 year ago) Permalink

this golden bieber head was my grady bat-signal. i knew you'd come. ^o^

davey, Sunday, 9 December 2012 00:46 (1 year ago) Permalink

i spotted you on your third post.

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Sunday, 9 December 2012 00:47 (1 year ago) Permalink

holy shit, how did you reply so fast! you must have a notifications thingy i haven't seen yet... or something. i am new here.

davey, Sunday, 9 December 2012 01:47 (1 year ago) Permalink

everyone meet davey.

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Sunday, 9 December 2012 02:02 (1 year ago) Permalink

hey davey

max, Sunday, 9 December 2012 12:50 (1 year ago) Permalink

Hiello daaaaaavey

THE NATIONS YOUTH DANCED TO THE MACARANA (innocent) (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 9 December 2012 18:16 (1 year ago) Permalink


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