OK, which one of you is @BARTSIMSON_REAL?

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There's a whole network of them designed for seo for some shady ebook company, its like the purest form of Internet noise, so beautiful and nonsensical, deserves to be in a novel

― max, Wednesday, November 2, 2011 5:09 PM (46 minutes ago) Bookmark

yeah def, it's like a buoy flickering in the night, or a satellite that keeps on emitting messages long after the human race has annihilated itself in nuclear holocaust

dayo, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 21:58 (2 years ago) Permalink

Should've stopped a long time ago, much like the television show The Simpsons.

polyphonic, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 21:58 (2 years ago) Permalink

HOOS while you're conversing with the library of congress can you ask them if they'll accept COWUBRANGO

dayo, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 21:59 (2 years ago) Permalink

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Abattoir Educator / Slaughterman (schlump), Wednesday, 2 November 2011 22:00 (2 years ago) Permalink

dayo, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 22:07 (2 years ago) Permalink

my understanding is part of the reason horse ebook is so strange is it was somewhat shoddily programed to avoid spam detection - also there seems to be some feeling on twitter that many of the other ebook accounts are 'fake'

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 22:16 (2 years ago) Permalink

but whats so beautiful about the ebooks network is that it wouldnt matter

max, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 22:28 (2 years ago) Permalink

bartsimson_real fell off pretty hard once it started going into storylines but the first couple dozen are as dayo says k-classic

max, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 22:28 (2 years ago) Permalink

@dril wint
pokemon/? who needs pokemon when you have Bosnian Genocide. rewteet this if your a 90s kid

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Wednesday, 2 November 2011 22:37 (2 years ago) Permalink

@dril
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@DennysGrandSlam thank you for one of ur waiters referring to my T-Girl freind as "one of them gender people". taking my business elsewhere
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@dril Hey there, We just saw this alarming tweet. Please DM us the details. Thank you.
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Matt Armstrong, Friday, 4 November 2011 21:54 (2 years ago) Permalink

awesome

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 4 November 2011 21:55 (2 years ago) Permalink

totally remembering a Denny's commercial that aired once with a black actor saying some stuff and the message was essentially "Denny's: we no longer discriminate against black people"

whoop, up the butt it goes (silby), Friday, 4 November 2011 22:14 (2 years ago) Permalink

PTSD clarinet kid (am0n), Friday, 4 November 2011 22:26 (2 years ago) Permalink

lol silby are you talking about when they got THE JEFFERSONS to be in a commercial?

Hardy Rock Anthem (crüt), Friday, 4 November 2011 22:37 (2 years ago) Permalink

no but that's amazing

whoop, up the butt it goes (silby), Friday, 4 November 2011 22:53 (2 years ago) Permalink

dril and the rest of the SA tweeters love to fuck w/ corporations on twitter

max, Saturday, 5 November 2011 01:17 (2 years ago) Permalink

may I recommend this fine, SA forums-related (but not too closely) - http://twitter.com/#!/J_Chastain less abstract / more popculture referencing than others mentioned here, but still really good (also - love his comics to death)

V79, Saturday, 5 November 2011 01:22 (2 years ago) Permalink

i had to impose a moratorium on following any more of these dudes, my feed looks like scribblings on mental hospital walls, more than usual

ice cr?m, Saturday, 5 November 2011 02:10 (2 years ago) Permalink

i do follow that dude already tho

ice cr?m, Saturday, 5 November 2011 02:11 (2 years ago) Permalink

why do the pancakes at dennys have a tumour attached?

a hoy hoy, Saturday, 5 November 2011 07:50 (2 years ago) Permalink

I love that Sherman Hemsley is proposing eating a Denny's Grand Slam Breakfast three meals a day for an entire summer

Hardy Rock Anthem (crüt), Saturday, 5 November 2011 07:54 (2 years ago) Permalink

feel like horse_ebook's tweets are becoming more 'curated'

ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Saturday, 5 November 2011 17:13 (2 years ago) Permalink

hors(e_e)books

ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Saturday, 5 November 2011 17:13 (2 years ago) Permalink

my understanding is part of the reason horse ebook is so strange is it was somewhat shoddily programed to avoid spam detection - also there seems to be some feeling on twitter that many of the other ebook accounts are 'fake'

― ice cr?m, Wednesday, November 2, 2011 10:16 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark

is zizek_ebooks real?

Picnicant, Sunday, 6 November 2011 22:01 (2 years ago) Permalink

@casualmalexlfan
Casual Male XL Fan
Sir, we r gonna need to see ur Taco. *cops carefully inspect taco & discover relish* Sir, have u been drinking? R u aware this is a Hot dog?
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max, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 03:45 (2 years ago) Permalink

via @dogboner

max, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 03:46 (2 years ago) Permalink

that shit just now cracked me the fuck up fyi

unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 03:51 (2 years ago) Permalink

feel like horse_ebook's tweets are becoming more 'curated'

also in re: this, a real person took over horse_ebooks is what I've heard from a couple of people; it's not a "real" ebooks feed any more

unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 03:52 (2 years ago) Permalink

i am frankly baffled at the idea that one could possibly connect horse_ebooks with any sense of "reality" or authenticity

also it is hilarious that there are rumors about a noise-generating SEO-spam twitter intended to help a website sell ebooks about horses

max, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 03:54 (2 years ago) Permalink

mobutu sese seko otm

max, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 04:12 (2 years ago) Permalink

yeah I guess! there were two people I follow talking to each other about how "thom took over horse_ebooks" not like "what's happened to it" but "lol our friend got it"

unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 04:42 (2 years ago) Permalink

*shrugs* i mean if a guy is praying to allah five times a day but doesnt believe in god is he a muslim?

max, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 04:47 (2 years ago) Permalink

am0n, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 04:53 (2 years ago) Permalink

aerosmith otm

goole, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 04:56 (2 years ago) Permalink

fyi im writing a novel about horse_ebooks where one character "takes it over" and finds himself slowly being turned into a horse_ebook

max, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 04:58 (2 years ago) Permalink

the climax of the novel is when he becomes 1 with the horse_ebooks energy field and reaches a higher plane of consciousness

max, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 04:58 (2 years ago) Permalink

self-publish that shit on the kindle store for $1.99 and I will buy it

whoop, up the butt it goes (silby), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 05:01 (2 years ago) Permalink

I don't even have a kindle

whoop, up the butt it goes (silby), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 05:01 (2 years ago) Permalink

i hope u make it available in portable document format

am0n, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 05:01 (2 years ago) Permalink

i am going to live tweet it

max, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 05:01 (2 years ago) Permalink

max_ebooks

max, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 05:02 (2 years ago) Permalink

am0n, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 05:04 (2 years ago) Permalink

fyi im writing a novel about horse_ebooks where one character "takes it over" and finds himself slowly being turned into a horse_ebook

― max, Tuesday, November 8, 2011 4:58 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

the climax of the novel is when he becomes 1 with the horse_ebooks energy field and reaches a higher plane of consciousness

― max, Tuesday, November 8, 2011 4:58 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark

nanowrimo openers

Picnicant, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 12:01 (2 years ago) Permalink

also in re: this, a real person took over horse_ebooks is what I've heard from a couple of people; it's not a "real" ebooks feed any more

― unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, November 7, 2011 10:52 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i am frankly baffled at the idea that one could possibly connect horse_ebooks with any sense of "reality" or authenticity

also it is hilarious that there are rumors about a noise-generating SEO-spam twitter intended to help a website sell ebooks about horses

― max, Monday, November 7, 2011 10:54 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

well the quotes have been more poignant and weird but you can sense some meaning behind them, compare it with guitar_ebooks or any of the other noncompromised e_books I promise you SOMETHING IS GOING ON

I'm glad somebody out there believes me!

ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 12:05 (2 years ago) Permalink

can I be the guy who tries to warn everybody but mysteriously slips on a banana peel in the shower and dies before my warnings are heeded

ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 12:05 (2 years ago) Permalink

RT

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 14:56 (2 years ago) Permalink

can I be the guy who tries to warn everybody but mysteriously slips on a banana peel in the shower and dies before my warnings are heeded

― ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Tuesday, November 8, 2011 12:05 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark

he knew too much

what's happening to our based god??? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 15:26 (2 years ago) Permalink

http://twitter.com/#!/ChristmasEbook/status/133323979174838272

am0n, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 15:48 (2 years ago) Permalink

thebibandit bandit
ONE BIG .RAR, FULL OF DOG PICTURES
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vitameatawalloginavegamin (donna rouge), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 22:30 (2 years ago) Permalink


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