zooey deschanel - damn, damn, damn does this woman look good

are these apache ? can't really see but it doesn't look like that. not that it matters much, though (the dress is horrible) !

whatever they are militarized helicopters dude

If you had told me 5 years ago that I would be more intrigued by Emily Deschanel than Zooey I wouldn't have believed you. My slow transformation into Dr. Morbois has been so very, very subtle...

OK, who is Emily Deschanel, and what does that mean?

After her World Series appearance made Twitter explode, baseball writer Kevin Goldstein reacted: "I had no idea Zooey Deschanel was the go-to girl for baseball dorks."

Emily is her older sister and the star of the hit Fox TV show "Bones"

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ahah, yeah I guessed that precision would not be very useful on a ZD thread !

i like the idea of dr. morbois being the french morbs equivalent

still prefer her dad's cinematography for The Black Stallion

I'm just going to leave this here.

http://www.nataliedee.com/090411/awww-i-just-want-to-put-that-menopausal-hipster-in-my-pocket.jpg

Kinda weird how both daughters look a little bit like him and not at all like their mom:

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/319187_271822982858364_175644685809528_795421_156122107_n.jpg

"Him" = Caleb Deschanel in this equation

I haven't watched 'Bones' but I do find her fetching in the ads for it.

i just watched some movies shot by her dad. he is an amazing cinematographer.

he shot terrence malick's first short (the one that's impossible to see) BTW.

and boy, has he shot a lot of crap in the last 20 years.

such is the grind of a working professional

if he waited to shoot only masterpieces, there'd be a lot of dead cops

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsvncmnLOj1qil9jto1_400.jpg

tsk

Oh, has she seen this thread and sent us a picture?

Nah, it was Ben Gibbard letting us know he legally possesses her heart.

Her and Ben have split!

And look at the byline!

whoah

Still lasted ~10 times longer than Kim Kardashian and that guy.

o_OOO

Goodbye giggles

a relationship in flux

She and Not Him

Does this mean the next Gibbard will hit the drink again, and the Death Cab album will be the most depressing ever?

At least they had the foresight to do this before they got kids involved.

we all know someone who will help her drown her sorrows, don't we?

Does his name start with an M and end with a Ward?

Actually, I don't get the reference. I assume it's an M. Ward song?

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=77&threadid=67985

Good With Money Too

Of course, one not-mentioned distorting factor is how much of her expenses (food, clothes etc.) are picked up by Fox.

Don't get why TMZ made a big deal about her having zero credit card debt - if you've got $1.5 mil in the bank, you had best not be maxing your Visa out.

unable to find any reason at all why i read that article, think it is almost uniquely irrelevant to my life

$300 for her various phones and email accounts

who pays money for email accounts

Hacking protection?

JANDEAN61: 20 hours ago
SHE'S LOADED COMPARED TO BENNY..dude has to split royalties w/ lame ass band and lawyers..
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yeah i don't know what celeb-level e-mail security costs but the lack of zooey n00dz on the net suggests that it's worth it

Zooey D nudes would be so fucking twee - dressed up like a 1920s stag film or something. No 'here's my butt in a mirror' shot, that's for sure.

ha, was gonna say something similar

she is the worst part of her show fyi

totally.

they should just replace the female lead every season and pretend that's what the title means

She’s become BFFs with A-listers like Nicole Richie and Mindy Kaling, but back in middle school, Zooey Deschanel was tormented by her peers. “Girls spit in my face,” Deschanel tells the February issue of Allure. “People were so mean to me. I’d cry every day.”

The New Girl actress — who attended high school with Jake Gyllenhaal and Kate Hudson — says not much changed during her freshman year at Northwestern University. “I went to Northwestern because I had gone to a really nontraditional high school. I was like, ‘It’d be cool to have a traditional college experience,’” Deschanel, 32, explains. “Then I was like, ‘Oh, but none of these people understand what’s cool about me. My specialness is not appreciated in this place.’”

She should try posting on ILX.

A-listers like Nicole Richie and Mindy Kaling

my specialness is not appreciated in this place

the hell you say (/fake indignance)

Oh, but none of these people understand what’s cool about me.

;)