mom placation was ironing by which mens perrypops in a womansuit is the new child mystericating teats that can taint baconated digestive broads plastercasting gnostically from the great gospel wwjh

it is soul crushing, srsly

ON THIS HISTORIC SITE THE INTERNET POSTER BLACK BEYONCE WENT TO PROM NIGHT DINNER TWICE

they should have an eternal flame

Heheh. They are not used to non-Thais asking for 'really spicy' around here, trust me.

YA RLY. when I eat green papaya salad I want to be able to see through time afterwards.

Hey, I went there twice, too!

wait did i go there three times then?

I dunno, all I know is I dragged both of my prom dates there; I know we were all together senior year but I think junior year it was just M and me.

my prom date and i went to macaroni grill LOL

WAHT

I haven't been to Sawatdee forever. WANT

There's still one in Mpls, right?

PS You went with a group your jr. year, Dan.

(Why do I remember Dan's prom better than he does?)

only my laziness in ever getting a scanner saves dan and FB and i from full on senior prom picture in my parents living room expose

digital camera technology will destroy the lives of our children forever

my prom date left me for another girl

;_;

my prom date was too shy to make any moves other than holding my hand the ENTIRE night.

tehresa, now that is just SAD.

xp hahahaha John, I would like to see those photos.

I just went to prom on my own and danced with everyone else's dates. A contextual winner is me.

stealthy moves, ned.

You were required to have a date in HSTNGS, which is some stupid bullshit when you think about it.

Anyway, good for you, Ned! (Also, yay for dancing. Cuz it is FUN)

One tries.

Apropos of nothing, an ad over on Facebook just now:

"Host an exchange student!"

The accompanying photo:

http://ads.ak.facebook.com/ads2/flyers/76/17/6002222448076_1_eee9fc27.jpg

was date also required to be of opposite sex?

I am sure that the answer to that was yes, although I can't remember if it was spelled out that way at the time.

Ned, that photo is alarming me.

I went to two proms in dresses that only varied in color. Boring.

My mind is a total sieve about certain things but not the AWESOMENESS OF SAWADTEE

i had a stalker who asked me to prom and i declined because "i already had a date" (which i eventually did) and she was at prom, sitting in a chair, staring at me, face contorted in rage, tears flowing. this lasted for about an hour.

Your junior year was the year you went in a group, but yes, you did go with M that year. Same year that M famously woke up in the morning and said, "John, pull down your pants and let us see your stretchy thing." (god if I had known that was coming, I would have had a camera ready, because the look on John's face was PRICELESS)

xp What happened after the hour was up? (I'm afraid to ask!)

i went to a sleepover party with like 9 friends immediately afterward and i'm the only one still alive, nothing big

Okay, well now we know who the killer was.

o_O

Surprise!

Sara, I didn't know you had it in you.

lol you haven't known her as long as some of us

I seem so innocent and kind.

hahahaha Dan

(btw Thursday State Fair DEFINITELY happening)

Awesome! I will re-confirm with my babysitter.

Uh, and prepare to eat CHEESE CURDS

squeak, squeak

I seem so innocent and kind.

Such deceit!

Deceit is my middle name, mon ami.

i went to four nz-equivalent 'proms': the first with my older bro as my date (acceptable in nz, as long as you don't start kissing or seductively dancing together); he got me and my friends completely stoned (we were 15) beforehand, then ditched us about 15mins after we got there, saying he had work early in the morning (it was a lie, he had a big party to go to).

that is a very shocking post if you miss the word "don't" on your first readthrough

NZ really would be a special place...

It seems only appropriate to link this story here:

http://vegasblog.latimes.com/vegas/2008/08/erotic-heritage.html

Did I mention that, after this Saturday, I will have another entry for the minor embarrassments thread?

SPILL WAHT WAHT TELLALL NOW NOW

ned, i saw that bakery place with the name i can't remember how to spell (and i don't want to load this whole thread to see it) azrime...something. i went in but there wasn't anything particularly appealing to me. i might, however, go back sometime and get a vegan chocolate scone for jordan.

INSTEAD i bought little debbie nutty bars! yum! and a whole bunch of stuff to make semi-vegan/vegan burgers with.

What: me dressing up like SPIDERMANG
Where: 3-year-old's birthday party
Why: helping out a desperate friend who ran down the other candidates as follows:

the father - "His dad has to be there! He can't be Spiderman, too!"
best friend - "He offered to do it but he'll be recovering from surgery."
best friend's partner - "Oh god no! He has woman hips."

Basically the only positive I am taking from this is that I don't have woman hips.

PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE PLZ

Also I have learned it is apparently cheaper to buy a Spiderman costume than it is to rent one (???)