well if you're going to get ass sores it's probably best to get maggot infested ones
― pandemic, Friday, 14 October 2011 21:59 (twelve years ago) link
There was another story along those lines but I think you've probably heard enough.
― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Friday, 14 October 2011 22:01 (twelve years ago) link
just so u remember u never have the right to accuse me of posting grossout shit ever again
― nakhchivan, Friday, 14 October 2011 22:07 (twelve years ago) link
I don't think I ever have!!
― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Friday, 14 October 2011 22:08 (twelve years ago) link
(dude at the next table in a Fullerton, CA coffee bar)
“My tattoo is only partially done. The artist has disappeared and I’m looking for someone who can finish it.”
― Elvis Telecom, Sunday, 27 July 2014 23:42 (nine years ago) link
at some airport security checkpoint a couple of years ago:
woman to young boy: "put on your shoes! put them on! i mean it! put them on right now!"
boy: "no one ever comes to our house."
― estela, Monday, 28 July 2014 03:27 (nine years ago) link
was catching snippets of some choice conversation today but never enough to pull it together and I thought of this thread and muttered UNDERHEARD loudly enough to stop them
― Serious Men raised by the Issues Movement (darraghmac), Monday, 28 July 2014 22:44 (nine years ago) link
"I never had any kids until I had my first."
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Saturday, 2 August 2014 12:54 (nine years ago) link
was eating lunch next to these people
person a: yeah, she doesn't come home til lateperson b: oh he's white?a: i don't even see when she comes in...yeahb: oh he's not asian. 'cause he's white. they're all like thata: she comes home like at 2 or 3am. she's not dating him anymore thoughb: oh now she's with the korean guy?a: yeahb: oh that's why. all koreans do is drink and go out til latea: well because she got it from the first guy, now she wants to keep doing it
lol
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Tuesday, 14 February 2017 21:05 (seven years ago) link
"I don't want to just run to suburbia like other christians. Run and hide".
- on the bus
― Everything Moves Towards The Sun (Ross), Thursday, 16 February 2017 01:55 (seven years ago) link
"You could have had the best escort agency in the world but because of my view you won't be making 100 grand. Because of my view!"
- to phone held in front of face, gesticulating with other hand.
― The XX pants (ledge), Monday, 19 June 2017 13:06 (six years ago) link
"you speak really good english!"
"well i have been here 61 years"
"some of em come over and dont speak a word!"
― anvil, Monday, 19 June 2017 13:15 (six years ago) link
"ive no time for them whatever, especially british transport police, they probably couldnt even find Appleby
26 years it took them to find me, they aren't the sharpest tools in the box, I'm not paying my licence fee. A million pounds thats what they pay bloody Lineker
there is no way a semi-literate police constable is going to write my statement
the governor general of the bbc presided over the jimmy saville case and got a £2m pay rise!
the thing about these people, is they way laugh all the way to the bank
the boss of network rail got 300k for trains running a little closer to the time. isnt that supposed to be his job
pendolino crash, negative maintenance report. did he resign? course he bloody he didn't
its like that bloody blair, one of my friends is a champagne socialist. blair was in the miners club in sedgefield. he was in the back having a bloody glass of wine. Thats Labour for you
― anvil, Thursday, 14 September 2017 09:40 (six years ago) link
I was writing these down in real time but there were too many so i missed some.
― anvil, Thursday, 14 September 2017 09:42 (six years ago) link
Some guy in my office:
"We don't have much choice: we've either got to go the whole hog or... just some of the hog"
― plp will eat itself (NickB), Thursday, 14 September 2017 14:17 (six years ago) link