Gallery of unfortunate band photos

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lol

Also, anything anywhere ever is better than The Giving Tree Band. I don't think it would've even taken seeing a photo of them to know that after seeing that name.

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Friday, 14 October 2011 17:04 (1 year ago) Permalink

"You know who can REALLY pull of suspenders? Racists. No one can make a set of suspenders look great like a really racist bald dude."
― do not wake the dragon (DJP), Friday, 14 October 2011 16:30 (1 hour ago) Bookmark

I'm almost sure this is an actual caption from a Vice Dos and Donts from a couple of years ago.

She Got the Shakes, Friday, 14 October 2011 17:24 (1 year ago) Permalink

xp Yeah, I was thinking about oi.

If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport, Friday, 14 October 2011 17:25 (1 year ago) Permalink

Dos and Don'ts was the only section of Vice I liked! ^_^

do not wake the dragon (DJP), Friday, 14 October 2011 17:38 (1 year ago) Permalink

Unless those guys are releasing wax cylinders only, there's no way in hell i'll buy into their shtick.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 14 October 2011 18:22 (1 year ago) Permalink

Anti-racist skinheads (and their bands) do exist...even when the politics are passable, Oi! isn't too great, but it's probably still better than the fucking Giving Tree Band.

― bentelec, Friday, October 14, 2011 1:01 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

I almost joined an anti-racist skinhead gang when I was in high-school. A friend of mine was really involved in a local set. I thought "I like ska, I like shaving my head, and I hate racism" (although I didn't have any black friends). My anti-racist skinhead friend now? Total fucking racist.

rustic italian flatbread, Friday, 14 October 2011 18:28 (1 year ago) Permalink

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DJ Smoove Groothe (staggerlee), Friday, 14 October 2011 18:30 (1 year ago) Permalink

xp and that band was Madness, the friend was Suggs.

good luck in your pyramid (Neil S), Friday, 14 October 2011 18:30 (1 year ago) Permalink

5 months pass...

Yup.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 30 March 2012 20:21 (1 year ago) Permalink

oh god

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 30 March 2012 20:24 (1 year ago) Permalink

God has nothing to do with that, unless by means of Old Testament punishment.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 30 March 2012 20:34 (1 year ago) Permalink

They look like the Jedward of synthpop.

beanz meanz lulz (snoball), Friday, 30 March 2012 20:37 (1 year ago) Permalink

Also for synth spotters, that's a Prophet'08.
And for tin foil spotters, that's some BacoFoil Extra Thick.

beanz meanz lulz (snoball), Friday, 30 March 2012 20:39 (1 year ago) Permalink

In re Jedward comment a friend suggested they were more like a real life Jeffster:

Ned Raggett, Friday, 30 March 2012 20:47 (1 year ago) Permalink

3 weeks pass...

Friends of Mr Caeiro (NickB), Saturday, 21 April 2012 14:18 (1 year ago) Permalink

Terrible Clothings, more like.

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 21 April 2012 14:33 (1 year ago) Permalink

Ms Tum-Bla-Wi-Tee (nakhchivan), Monday, 30 April 2012 00:24 (1 year ago) Permalink

lol

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Monday, 30 April 2012 00:32 (1 year ago) Permalink

L-R: Liam, Noel

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Monday, 30 April 2012 00:51 (1 year ago) Permalink

PS I Love You (band name)

dow, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 00:05 (1 year ago) Permalink

in yer face

dow, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 00:07 (1 year ago) Permalink

FANG ISLAND

ilxor, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 03:07 (1 year ago) Permalink

GAL-I-LEO
(GAL-I-LEO)

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 04:21 (1 year ago) Permalink

do like the addition of pudgy vampire hand

10. “Pour Some Sugar On Me” – Tom Cruise (contenderizer), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 04:28 (1 year ago) Permalink

Yeah, jesus, whose is the extra hand? Freaking out here.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 09:15 (1 year ago) Permalink

Though middle guy is actually kind of suave IMO.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 09:17 (1 year ago) Permalink

Keane's stylist seems to have styled the 4 guys for 4 differen but equally shit bands.

piscesx, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 14:04 (1 year ago) Permalink

(xposts) Not only unfortunate band photos, they're pretty unfortunate all the way around. Butterflies and Boners...

Advanced Uncle Meat recovery system (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 18:38 (1 year ago) Permalink

PS I Love You guys are a-okay with me tbh

Roger Barfing (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 18:42 (1 year ago) Permalink

3 weeks pass...

crüt, Tuesday, 5 June 2012 19:22 (11 months ago) Permalink

confirm deletion

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 19:45 (11 months ago) Permalink

excellent work, VG!! A++

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 19:45 (11 months ago) Permalink

omg I didn't notice the chick way up in the background lol

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 19:45 (11 months ago) Permalink

There's something surreal cool about that, in a Forgotten Woods / Velvet Caccoon kinda way.

If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport, Tuesday, 5 June 2012 20:10 (11 months ago) Permalink

Likely unintentional, natch.

If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport, Tuesday, 5 June 2012 20:10 (11 months ago) Permalink


"He prunes away the wastrels, expunges the wretched, and deletes the worthless."

Dog shave the Queen / 'Cos tourists owe money!!! (snoball), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 20:38 (11 months ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

Menomena

ilxor, Sunday, 15 July 2012 02:12 (10 months ago) Permalink

You accidentally posted that on the wrong thread, that one belong in the 'Gallery of Awesome band photos' thread.

heated debate over derpy hooves (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Sunday, 15 July 2012 02:53 (10 months ago) Permalink

Menomena

Doot doo de doo doo

muus lääv? :D muus dut :( (Telephone thing), Sunday, 15 July 2012 05:21 (10 months ago) Permalink

^ gallery of worst band names too

calum-y maybe (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 15 July 2012 05:48 (10 months ago) Permalink

gallery of illadvised man leggings

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 15 July 2012 05:53 (10 months ago) Permalink

Wait, they're men?

second dullest ILXor since 1929 (snoball), Sunday, 15 July 2012 08:21 (10 months ago) Permalink

the guy on the right reminds of that Aphex Twin album with the large breasted Richard D James.

Poliopolice, Sunday, 15 July 2012 17:25 (10 months ago) Permalink

yes

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 15 July 2012 18:26 (10 months ago) Permalink

weird photo
i think it'd be ok if their outfits weren't matchy matchy

Ówen P., Sunday, 15 July 2012 18:59 (10 months ago) Permalink

the guy on the right reminds of that Aphex Twin album with the large breasted Richard D James.

― Poliopolice, Monday, 16 July 2012 03:25 (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yes

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 16 July 2012 04:26 (5 hours ago)

single

¥╡*ٍ*╞¥ (sic), Monday, 16 July 2012 00:00 (10 months ago) Permalink

yeah yeah yeah ;)

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 16 July 2012 01:31 (10 months ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

Ladies and gentlemen, Davey Suicide:

Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Monday, 27 August 2012 20:01 (8 months ago) Permalink

posted in BNLadies thread, but

look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Monday, 27 August 2012 20:08 (8 months ago) Permalink

Mein gott, Davey Suicide. Amazing. Are you sure it isn't a spoof? The main guy kind of looks like Noel Fielding in rockstar-twat-guise.

Don't get the AnCo pic - they're a bit sweaty-looking, I guess, but don't see what's wrong with it otherwise.

emil.y, Monday, 27 August 2012 20:12 (8 months ago) Permalink


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