Keep calm and carry on (60 million people are about to die)
― Lars and the Lulu Girl (NickB), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 14:47 (twelve years ago) link
I just skimmed the article. I never knew that's what it which makes it at least a teensy bit interesting, yeah, no. NO MORE.
― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 14:49 (twelve years ago) link
knew that's what it which makes
^^ (missing a "was from") in there
Keep calm, enbb.
― rustic italian flatbread, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 14:51 (twelve years ago) link
Keep Calm and Carrion.
― Ubeki-beki-beki-beki-stan-stan M. (Phil D.), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 14:52 (twelve years ago) link
Keep Calm And NSFW
― Young Swell (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 14:52 (twelve years ago) link
x-post - I CAN'T! It enrages me in the same way those Coexist bumper stickers do. It's an irrational thing.
― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 14:53 (twelve years ago) link
I had a friend in college who would randomly interrupt someone who was speaking with "Calm down, _____". It was a successful tactic for really pissing people off.
― rustic italian flatbread, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 14:53 (twelve years ago) link
aw, the coexist bumperstickers at least have their heart in the right place.
― rustic italian flatbread, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 14:54 (twelve years ago) link
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/4154a2S4BTL.jpg
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 14:56 (twelve years ago) link
I know, I know and so do the majority of ppl who buy this stuff wanting people to be chill. I said it was irrational goddammit!! ;)
― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 14:56 (twelve years ago) link
Is that why they buy KCACO? My sense of it (in a non-ironic, original sense) is something like "resign yourself to death".
― rustic italian flatbread, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 14:58 (twelve years ago) link
I don't desire to ever own a product with this slogan on it, but trying to buy and copyright it makes me irrationally angry, damnit.
― Young Swell (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 15:00 (twelve years ago) link
I mean, just for the sake if it's history, leave it alone ffs
― Young Swell (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 15:01 (twelve years ago) link
of
Oh god that Stereophonics album, now I'm really pissed off.
― Lars and the Lulu Girl (NickB), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 15:02 (twelve years ago) link
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51ruNyVjkCL._SL500_AA300_.jpg
ngggh
― Lars and the Lulu Girl (NickB), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 15:03 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.nationalarchives.gov.uk/education/homefront/spies/graphics/p_s4.jpg
― mark s, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 15:08 (twelve years ago) link
http://u1.ipernity.com/15/88/66/7918866.f9040984.240.jpg
― Mark G, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 15:09 (twelve years ago) link
GIS for "Keep Calm and Curry On" pretty disappointing.
― rustic italian flatbread, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 15:10 (twelve years ago) link
There are Keep Tidy And Carry On or Keep Calm And Tidy Up signs on all the meeting room doors on one floor of my office. Makes me want to strew the artfully-arranged books everywhere.
― Mohombi Khush Hua (ShariVari), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 15:11 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.thecityreview.com/lonwar3.gif
― mark s, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 15:14 (twelve years ago) link
ws nazi spy
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 15:15 (twelve years ago) link
never even been able to figure out that pun
― antiautodefenestrationism (ledge), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 15:16 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.maam.org/wwii/ww2_images/poster_2.jpg
h anley
― mark s, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 15:17 (twelve years ago) link
I love that the Hitler wallpaper actually doesn't have ears.
I'm waiting for a tedious article about how post-Diana Britishes occasionally pine for stiff-upper-lip times.
― What does one wear to a summery execution? Linen? (Michael White), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 15:17 (twelve years ago) link
Don't let your mother leave the country or she will be fawned over by fascists.
― rustic italian flatbread, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 15:18 (twelve years ago) link
http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs21/f/2007/274/5/7/Loose_Lips_Sink_Ships_by_begger4mcgregor.jpg
― mark s, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 15:18 (twelve years ago) link
Hanley's Hitler looks a bit...Blue-ish.
― What does one wear to a summery execution? Linen? (Michael White), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 15:18 (twelve years ago) link
xp: nice!
― rustic italian flatbread, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 15:19 (twelve years ago) link
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3579/3542013327_449bbefddc.jpg
― mark s, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 15:19 (twelve years ago) link
those officers around mum are fine brit gents, no? whose mum is she? is she a spy? halp!
― antiautodefenestrationism (ledge), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 15:20 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.prints-online.com/image/coughs_and_sneezes_poster_1378001.jpg
― Lars and the Lulu Girl (NickB), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 15:20 (twelve years ago) link
trap the germans in your handkerchief
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/03/14/article-1257825-08B223DD000005DC-421_306x468.jpg
― antiautodefenestrationism (ledge), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 15:21 (twelve years ago) link
LOL XPOST
lol I totally read that as "trap the Germans in your handkerchief".
― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 15:21 (twelve years ago) link
HER
― rustic italian flatbread, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 15:21 (twelve years ago) link
http://cookit.e2bn.org/library/1245217117/new_grow_own.original.jpg
http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/smileys/smoking-020.gif
― antiautodefenestrationism (ledge), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 15:23 (twelve years ago) link
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_OjCMkUOyiiU/SH44BVnJ8wI/AAAAAAAABEA/bMZCG3P1g4s/s400/carlesstalk.jpg
"apparently the convoy is sailing for england mein fuhrer"
― mark s, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 15:25 (twelve years ago) link
So, thee jigsaw finally comes together. Excellent work, Corporal Ravensburger.
― Lars and the Lulu Girl (NickB), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 15:35 (twelve years ago) link
"Nicht problem, and danke for the ring, it's lovely"
― Mark G, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 15:37 (twelve years ago) link
Keep Calm and Carry On was irritating enough BEFORE I found out from this thread that it is a Stereophonics album. Now it is officially the worst.
― DaTruf (Nicole), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 15:44 (twelve years ago) link
you never not even HER
― triple black belt in ILX-fu (snoball), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 15:49 (twelve years ago) link
Wait, reading between the lines of ENBB's posts, this stuff is ubiquitous in the US too?
I am very, very tired of seeing this stuff, but the first time I saw one of the posters it did raise about 0.001% of a "lol ironic hell-in-a-handbasket/stiff-upper-lip WWII kitsch" smile, and I thought that association was the only reason anyone might find any redeeming features in it. The idea that people might be buying it without that is weird to me.
― how do i shot slime mould voltron form (a passing spacecadet), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 16:11 (twelve years ago) link
Eh, maybe there are buying it because of that and it just sort of passed me buy? All I know is that there is tons of this (and various variations on the theme - Keep Calm and Carry Yarn, Keep Calm and Love Hedgehogs*) on Etsy. Here, have a look:
http://www.etsy.com/search/handmade?search_submit=&ref=auto&q=keep+calm+and+carry+on&view_type=gallery&ship_to=US
* OMG WTF IS THIS? I like a nice little hhog as much as the next person but good Lord.
― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 16:18 (twelve years ago) link
don't worry be happy
― conrad, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 16:22 (twelve years ago) link
In thinking about it, I guess I did know but had just forgotten the origin. Anyway, hedgehogs people, hedgehogs.
― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 16:23 (twelve years ago) link
Hm, most of those sellers are in the US. I guess this is a worldwide thing. I suppose there's nothing specifically British about the joke, especially since the original poster never ran, but I'm still a bit surprised.
Also, many of those are pretty ugly and/or wtf, as you'd expect from Etsy, and yet none of them are as ugly as the stuff sold by the guy trying to copyright it.
― how do i shot slime mould voltron form (a passing spacecadet), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 16:25 (twelve years ago) link
look it's not a *joke* okay? and part of the joke is that it *is* a peculiarly british sentiment i.e. stiff upper lip and getting on with things while the bombs rain down
― conrad, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 16:27 (twelve years ago) link
So it's not a joke, and the joke has parts?
― Mark G, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 16:29 (twelve years ago) link
Mum's the word
Comes from mummer, btw.
― What does one wear to a summery execution? Linen? (Michael White), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 16:57 (twelve years ago) link
got caught up in a BNP rally once and a few of them were wearing t-shirts with this on. For some time i assumed anyone I saw wearing t-shirts with this on was far right, until the profile became so vague and generally applicable that it was clear it had gone beyond that. Still has the whiff of association though and I'm not sure that the source of its revival can't be located there.
― Fizzles the Chimp (GamalielRatsey), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 17:16 (twelve years ago) link
― conrad, Tuesday, October 11, 2011 12:27 PM (51 minutes ago) Bookmark
I realize that the original poster was not a joke, but it's just astounding to me that this thing would be memeing about for 10-odd years and it would not have - for at least some segment of the population - taken on the jokey connotation I've been reading into it.
Also, regarding the US vs. UK prevalence of this, I've only seen it before on ilxor.
― rustic italian flatbread, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 17:23 (twelve years ago) link
― Lars and the Lulu Girl (NickB), Tuesday, October 11, 2011 11:35 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
a+
― max, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 17:23 (twelve years ago) link
i like the keep calm and carry on poster, its gorgeously designed, i appreciate the sentiment too, i feel like maybe some people in this thread should "keep calm" about the posters ubiquity
― max, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 17:24 (twelve years ago) link
So, thee jigsaw finally comes together
Is this a reference to the clothing store?
― What does one wear to a summery execution? Linen? (Michael White), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 17:25 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.newtsgames.com/images/feature_variant/5/manufacturer_feature_image_26.jpg
― max, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 17:26 (twelve years ago) link
My gf shops at Jigsaw occasionally and I've seen the KCACO poster there.
― What does one wear to a summery execution? Linen? (Michael White), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 17:28 (twelve years ago) link
honestly surprised there isn't a
KEEP ON
TRUCKIN'
refit yet.
― banana mogul (goole), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 17:31 (twelve years ago) link
"DO, please, continue trucking. Pip, pip. Cheerio!"
― What does one wear to a summery execution? Linen? (Michael White), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 17:58 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=FrHkKXFRbCI
― "marvellously inoffensive" (Eazy), Monday, 12 March 2012 11:09 (twelve years ago) link
errrrr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrHkKXFRbCI
― "marvellously inoffensive" (Eazy), Monday, 12 March 2012 11:13 (twelve years ago) link
I hate this fucking thing, and I am glad that I can count on ILX to have already pulverized it.
― Scott, bass player for Tenth Avenue North (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 18:16 (eleven years ago) link
I saw a dude in a KEEP CALM AND CHIVE ON shirt on the weekend and I wanted very much to punch him
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 18:54 (eleven years ago) link
Is it wrong that I'm wearing this right now?
― Leslie Mann: Boner Machine (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 19:01 (eleven years ago) link
...shill for Warner Bros TV
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 5 June 2012 19:36 (eleven years ago) link
Keep Calm and Cancel Your Cable Subscription
― Dog shave the Queen / 'Cos tourists owe money!!! (snoball), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 19:42 (eleven years ago) link
Keep Calm and Go Fuck Yourself
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 19:52 (eleven years ago) link
Keep Calm and Take Speed
― kanye kardashian (lex pretend), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 19:57 (eleven years ago) link
Keep Calm and No One Watches Your Show
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 20:00 (eleven years ago) link
Keep Calm and Why Don't You Just Switch Off Your Television Set And Go Out And Do Something Less Boring Instead?
― Dog shave the Queen / 'Cos tourists owe money!!! (snoball), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 20:04 (eleven years ago) link
Keep Calm And Remember When Martha Plimpton Was Awesome
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 20:04 (eleven years ago) link
Oh ffs, enough already.
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41mjnwhvFbL._SL500_AA300_.jpg
http://www.music-news.com/showcompetition.asp?H=Win-1-of-3-Keep-Calm-and-Stay-Cosy-CDs&nCompetitionID=2704
― fun loving and xtremely tolrant (Billy Dods), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 21:42 (eleven years ago) link
keep calm and FUCK RIGHT OFF
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 21:50 (eleven years ago) link
as if they couldn't get any fucking worse
http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2013/mar/02/amazon-withdraws-rape-slogan-shirt
― prolego, Sunday, 3 March 2013 13:12 (eleven years ago) link