I'm totally bored come and play with me.
― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 27 April 2006 19:11 (eighteen years ago) link
― Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 27 April 2006 19:23 (eighteen years ago) link
― Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 27 April 2006 19:24 (eighteen years ago) link
I HAVE ADDED U TO MY DOSSIER, TRACEY HAND
xpost haha I had to vote on that too, just now.
― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 27 April 2006 19:25 (eighteen years ago) link
UN Category: Corrupt DictatorshipCivil Rights:Good Economy:Fragile Political Freedoms:RareLocation: The East Pacific Regional Influence: Minnow
The Dominion of Breakdownia is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its strong anti-business politics. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 5 million are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Social Welfare. The average income tax rate is 49%, but much higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Uranium Mining.
Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Breakdownia's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the dorkmark.
― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 27 April 2006 19:35 (eighteen years ago) link
― Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 27 April 2006 19:37 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dan (Check Out Our Motto!) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 27 April 2006 19:42 (eighteen years ago) link
UN Category: Democratic SocialistsCivil Rights:Some Economy:Basket Case Political Freedoms:Very GoodLocation: The North Pacific Regional Influence: Minnow
The Most Serene Republic of Bloedheit is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 5 million are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Social Welfare, with areas such as Law & Order and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 68%, and even higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Furniture Restoration.
Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown. Bloedheit's national animal is the bad kitty, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the big one
― Colin Meeder (Mert), Thursday, 27 April 2006 19:47 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dan (Awesome Name) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 27 April 2006 19:48 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 27 April 2006 19:49 (eighteen years ago) link
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― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 27 April 2006 19:55 (eighteen years ago) link
― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 27 April 2006 19:56 (eighteen years ago) link
― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 27 April 2006 19:57 (eighteen years ago) link
Tired of being drowned out by the more established nations? Want to be a valued member of a region NOW, instead of crawling up the rigid ranking systems of larger regions? Come on over to BosniaHercegovina, a small but growing region. Bosnia has been plagued in the past by negligent leadership, and an apathetic populace. However, Bosnia is now getting a make over, becoming a close knit community of nations. Play YOUR part in Bosnia's reconstruction. Join now.
― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 27 April 2006 19:57 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dan (I Win) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 27 April 2006 20:00 (eighteen years ago) link
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― Dan (;_;) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 27 April 2006 20:03 (eighteen years ago) link
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― Dan (Ho-Hum, Boobies) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 27 April 2006 20:07 (eighteen years ago) link
― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 27 April 2006 20:23 (eighteen years ago) link
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― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 27 April 2006 20:27 (eighteen years ago) link
I think it was this thread that made me start playing this. I've been at it for 3 years now and been first in the world a few times in the police list (9th from bottom today). It's pretty depressing that this is my biggest internet achievement.
― Cressida Breem (neruokruokruokne?), Thursday, 27 April 2006 20:58 (eighteen years ago) link
― Gatinha (rwillmsen), Thursday, 27 April 2006 21:02 (eighteen years ago) link
And avoid the forums.
― Cressida Breem (neruokruokruokne?), Thursday, 27 April 2006 21:06 (eighteen years ago) link
― Gatinha (rwillmsen), Thursday, 27 April 2006 21:16 (eighteen years ago) link
― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 27 April 2006 21:34 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dan (Awesomes) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 28 April 2006 02:39 (eighteen years ago) link
Only book I think I've ever put down at the end and actually yelled WOO HOO out loud at.
― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 28 April 2006 02:42 (eighteen years ago) link
― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 28 April 2006 02:47 (eighteen years ago) link
― electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricsound), Friday, 28 April 2006 02:52 (eighteen years ago) link
This game is totally awesome.
― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 26 May 2006 13:17 (seventeen years ago) link
I love the random people who've joined our region!
― Dan (OH NOES: PIRATES!!!!) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 26 May 2006 14:55 (seventeen years ago) link
― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 26 May 2006 14:57 (seventeen years ago) link
The IssueIn a bloody civil war in nearby Maxtopia, the majority Violetist community is rebelling against a minority-led secular government with a terrible history of human rights abuses. Some Violetists from Shetl have traveled to Maxtopia to fight on the side of their fellow believers.The Debate1. "These Violetists are coming back brainwashed with fundamentalist ideals and trained in terrorist methods," argues Zack Chen, your Minister of Internal Security. "They're a real danger to us all. You've got to lock up all of these returnees until we can be sure that they're not planning terrorist atrocities here, however long that may take."2. "This is all a massive overreaction," opines sociologist and civil rights campaigner Gertie Smith. "The Violetists are no threat to us in Shetl. All we need to do is provide humanitarian aid for the victims of the civil war, and some help for the returnees to reintegrate into society. I'm sure that none of them would want to cause trouble here."3. "That's pointless," insists Klaus Hanover, one of the more bellicose members of the General Staff. "The real problem is clearly in Maxtopia. We should bomb the Maxtopian government until they agree to be nice to everyone." Then he pauses, looking confused. "Or maybe we should bomb the rebels until they agree to be less fanatical." He pulls a map of Maxtopia out of his back pocket and shows it to you. "Look: we've got plenty of great targets that we could hit. We could even bomb the Bigtopians to prevent them from entering the conflict. Let's just bomb all of 'em, eh?"
In a bloody civil war in nearby Maxtopia, the majority Violetist community is rebelling against a minority-led secular government with a terrible history of human rights abuses. Some Violetists from Shetl have traveled to Maxtopia to fight on the side of their fellow believers.
The Debate
1. "These Violetists are coming back brainwashed with fundamentalist ideals and trained in terrorist methods," argues Zack Chen, your Minister of Internal Security. "They're a real danger to us all. You've got to lock up all of these returnees until we can be sure that they're not planning terrorist atrocities here, however long that may take."
2. "This is all a massive overreaction," opines sociologist and civil rights campaigner Gertie Smith. "The Violetists are no threat to us in Shetl. All we need to do is provide humanitarian aid for the victims of the civil war, and some help for the returnees to reintegrate into society. I'm sure that none of them would want to cause trouble here."
3. "That's pointless," insists Klaus Hanover, one of the more bellicose members of the General Staff. "The real problem is clearly in Maxtopia. We should bomb the Maxtopian government until they agree to be nice to everyone." Then he pauses, looking confused. "Or maybe we should bomb the rebels until they agree to be less fanatical." He pulls a map of Maxtopia out of his back pocket and shows it to you. "Look: we've got plenty of great targets that we could hit. We could even bomb the Bigtopians to prevent them from entering the conflict. Let's just bomb all of 'em, eh?"
^ issue #423; they started out with 30 iirc.
― (o), Saturday, 23 May 2015 07:16 (eight years ago) link
also, this game is really fun now.
― (o), Saturday, 23 May 2015 07:17 (eight years ago) link