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HI LET'S DO THIS AGAIN!!! This is me!! http://www.nationstates.net/55285/page=display_nation/nation=rofflesberger

I'm totally bored come and play with me.

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 27 April 2006 19:11 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.nationstates.net/rinktumboddumidgacambo

Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 27 April 2006 19:23 (eighteen years ago) link

My first issue was to make voting compulsory. I wanted to make the penalty for no-showing at the polls death by sword+pistol.

Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 27 April 2006 19:24 (eighteen years ago) link

our original region was deleted so I'll start one for us if ppl wanna play.

I HAVE ADDED U TO MY DOSSIER, TRACEY HAND

xpost haha I had to vote on that too, just now.

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 27 April 2006 19:25 (eighteen years ago) link

The Dominion of Breakdownia
"Tekele Li!"

UN Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights:Good
Economy:Fragile
Political Freedoms:Rare
Location: The East Pacific

Regional Influence: Minnow

The Dominion of Breakdownia is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its strong anti-business politics. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 5 million are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Social Welfare. The average income tax rate is 49%, but much higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Uranium Mining.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Breakdownia's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the dorkmark.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 27 April 2006 19:35 (eighteen years ago) link

Ha ha "dorkmark."

Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 27 April 2006 19:37 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.nationstates.net/orly_yarly

Dan (Check Out Our Motto!) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 27 April 2006 19:42 (eighteen years ago) link

The Most Serene Republic of Bloedheit
"Fatty Mashy Parolie Fembot"

UN Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Some Economy:
Basket Case Political Freedoms:
Very Good
Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Minnow

The Most Serene Republic of Bloedheit is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 5 million are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Social Welfare, with areas such as Law & Order and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 68%, and even higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Furniture Restoration.

Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown. Bloedheit's national animal is the bad kitty, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the big one

Colin Meeder (Mert), Thursday, 27 April 2006 19:47 (eighteen years ago) link

Hahaha Colin!

Dan (Awesome Name) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 27 April 2006 19:48 (eighteen years ago) link

u r all dossiered!!!

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 27 April 2006 19:49 (eighteen years ago) link

guys I have created the region "oh wrinklepaws" plz move to it

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 27 April 2006 19:52 (eighteen years ago) link

Easy, my peoples are nomadic! We all live on that ship. The "forests" aren't real, that's just propaganda.

Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 27 April 2006 19:53 (eighteen years ago) link

It won't let me make The Most Serene Republic of Keanu

gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 27 April 2006 19:55 (eighteen years ago) link

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Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 27 April 2006 19:55 (eighteen years ago) link

You guys have some real pussy ass nations.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 27 April 2006 19:56 (eighteen years ago) link

We had Ibexes and everything

gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 27 April 2006 19:57 (eighteen years ago) link

guys someone is already trying to recruit me away from oh wrinklepaws

Tired of being drowned out by the more established nations? Want to be a valued member of a region NOW, instead of crawling up the rigid ranking systems of larger regions? Come on over to BosniaHercegovina, a small but growing region. Bosnia has been plagued in the past by negligent leadership, and an apathetic populace. However, Bosnia is now getting a make over, becoming a close knit community of nations. Play YOUR part in Bosnia's reconstruction. Join now.

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 27 April 2006 19:57 (eighteen years ago) link

My UN category is "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise "!

Dan (I Win) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 27 April 2006 20:00 (eighteen years ago) link

whatever Tuomas

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 27 April 2006 20:01 (eighteen years ago) link

WHY U BRAKE NONSEXUAL SO-ED SAUNA-HAVING HAERT?

Dan (;_;) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 27 April 2006 20:03 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm cranky and hungover U__U

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 27 April 2006 20:04 (eighteen years ago) link

(haha "SO-ED" is such a fitting typo)

Dan (Ho-Hum, Boobies) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 27 April 2006 20:07 (eighteen years ago) link

Sealand is already trying to poach me!

Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 27 April 2006 20:23 (eighteen years ago) link

As my 1st act have decided to free my people from the burden of voting.

Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 27 April 2006 20:25 (eighteen years ago) link

I am forcing mine to vote. No slacking in Rofflesberger, ppls.

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 27 April 2006 20:27 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.nationstates.net/h2so4

I think it was this thread that made me start playing this. I've been at it for 3 years now and been first in the world a few times in the police list (9th from bottom today). It's pretty depressing that this is my biggest internet achievement.

Cressida Breem (neruokruokruokne?), Thursday, 27 April 2006 20:58 (eighteen years ago) link

Anyone give me some advice? I really hope that this site is banned by the firewall at work, otherwise I'm fucked. It's like Championship Manager, but good and with countries!!

Gatinha (rwillmsen), Thursday, 27 April 2006 21:02 (eighteen years ago) link

I wouldn't worry about it being addictive, it's very slow paced, there are only a couple of things to do a day (unless you get into the roleplaying, which is taken worryingly seriously sometimes). Change the settings to two issues a day if you want more to do, but there isn't much more than that.

And avoid the forums.

Cressida Breem (neruokruokruokne?), Thursday, 27 April 2006 21:06 (eighteen years ago) link

Hmm, I see what you mean about the dorums, it's a bit of a Sixth-Form debating society innit.

Gatinha (rwillmsen), Thursday, 27 April 2006 21:16 (eighteen years ago) link

So has anyone actually read Jennifer Govt, the book this was all surrounding? Its a fucking ace read! A real cynical funny high paced very australian sarky romp.

Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 27 April 2006 21:34 (eighteen years ago) link

I read it last year; very, very fun!

Dan (Awesomes) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 28 April 2006 02:39 (eighteen years ago) link

Yeah the title made it sound like some shit economics textbook, I was pleasantly suprised.

Only book I think I've ever put down at the end and actually yelled WOO HOO out loud at.

Trayce (trayce), Friday, 28 April 2006 02:42 (eighteen years ago) link

Its actually set in and around the suburb I live in! I think the author lives in the same 'burb.

Trayce (trayce), Friday, 28 April 2006 02:47 (eighteen years ago) link

his other book, 'syrup', wasn't too shabby either

electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricsound), Friday, 28 April 2006 02:52 (eighteen years ago) link

four weeks pass...
"This unholy union should never have taken place to begin with," comments Al O'Bannon, an angry farmer. "The peyton manning was never meant to mate with a dog!"

This game is totally awesome.

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 26 May 2006 13:17 (seventeen years ago) link

It really, really is.

I love the random people who've joined our region!

Dan (OH NOES: PIRATES!!!!) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 26 May 2006 14:55 (seventeen years ago) link

ATTN U R BEING INVADED

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 26 May 2006 14:57 (seventeen years ago) link

eight years pass...

The Issue

In a bloody civil war in nearby Maxtopia, the majority Violetist community is rebelling against a minority-led secular government with a terrible history of human rights abuses. Some Violetists from Shetl have traveled to Maxtopia to fight on the side of their fellow believers.

The Debate

1. "These Violetists are coming back brainwashed with fundamentalist ideals and trained in terrorist methods," argues Zack Chen, your Minister of Internal Security. "They're a real danger to us all. You've got to lock up all of these returnees until we can be sure that they're not planning terrorist atrocities here, however long that may take."

2. "This is all a massive overreaction," opines sociologist and civil rights campaigner Gertie Smith. "The Violetists are no threat to us in Shetl. All we need to do is provide humanitarian aid for the victims of the civil war, and some help for the returnees to reintegrate into society. I'm sure that none of them would want to cause trouble here."

3. "That's pointless," insists Klaus Hanover, one of the more bellicose members of the General Staff. "The real problem is clearly in Maxtopia. We should bomb the Maxtopian government until they agree to be nice to everyone." Then he pauses, looking confused. "Or maybe we should bomb the rebels until they agree to be less fanatical." He pulls a map of Maxtopia out of his back pocket and shows it to you. "Look: we've got plenty of great targets that we could hit. We could even bomb the Bigtopians to prevent them from entering the conflict. Let's just bomb all of 'em, eh?"

^ issue #423; they started out with 30 iirc.

(o), Saturday, 23 May 2015 07:16 (eight years ago) link

also, this game is really fun now.

(o), Saturday, 23 May 2015 07:17 (eight years ago) link


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