arsinoi88 = racist boot boy with a high top fade?
― The 700 KKKlub (lpz), Friday, 7 October 2011 22:18 (1 year ago) Permalink
― am0n, Tuesday, 24 April 2012 20:50 (1 year ago) Permalink
Haha. Dude thinks he's the Rollins of junkies.
― shabba lambides (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 03:32 (1 year ago) Permalink
Dude thinks he's the Rollins of junkies.
― I accidentally sonned your dome (stevie), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 06:57 (1 year ago) Permalink
Dude makes Rollins sound like a guy you would want to hang out with.
― owenf, Wednesday, 25 April 2012 07:43 (1 year ago) Permalink
Phil Anselmo of Pantera and Down fame has one of the most signature voices in metal, thanks to that drill sergeant bark he cultivated during the Vulgar Display of Power years. His speaking voice is pretty booming and formidable, too. So if you are a huge fan of the singer and want his distinct voice for your ringtone, well, guess what? You can have it!A battery of individual ringtones have been created using Phil's voice and they range in tone from serious to utterly badass. Sounds like Anselmo himself.
In a statement, the singer said, "Grab one of my new 'Craptastic' ringtones and be the first one on your block to be full of it!" No need for the hard sell here!
To download the ringtones, just follow these simple instructions. Text the keywords below to 69937 and the ringtone of choice will be sent to your phone. It's as simple as that. Charges apply per ringtone.
Title: RingKeyword: Phil1
Title: Ring InhaleKeyword: Phil2
Title: Ding DongKeyword: Phil3
Title: BbbbbbKeyword: Phil4
Title: Pick Up The PhoneKeyword: Phil5
Title: There's Someone CallingKeyword: Phil6
Title: AnswerKeyword: Phil7
Title: WhaaooKeyword: Phil8
Title: I'll Keep CallingKeyword: Phil9
― am0n, Wednesday, 25 April 2012 20:34 (1 year ago) Permalink
poll
― "in this super-sexy postracial age" (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 20:36 (1 year ago) Permalink
one of his more considered statements
― wring wring wring wring wring wring wring wring homophone (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 20:57 (1 year ago) Permalink
phil anselmo is a frequent commenter on nola.com, new orleans' premier venue for kneejerk racism and anti-liberal-media screeds (like every comment section). here's a non-political taste from an article about a heavy metal singer who got sick from eating sushi, which presented two avenues of attack for the clueless elderly suburbanites who populate this site--"heavy metal is just noise etc" and "SUSHI! in america we eat our food COOKED!" phil weighs in:
DARKTHRONE May 05, 2012 at 6:55PMFollowmpdal-Ok, you asked for it...I'm a homegrown New Orleans boy, and a Heavy Metal singer. 6-platinum records, 3-gold records (different band), a record label that puts out local Heavy Metal (and other extreme oddities), I love sushi, and I'm a stupidly rich high school drop out and published author in several "hands-on, legit, and tangible" magazines, I've been quoted in several major selling books since 1990 and have been in films and the damn TV for decades.It's 2012, and yep, Heavy Metal still pays the bills, so it's extremely relevant.So I suggest, you go enjoy your stale, modern country records (or whatever the hell you listen to), or watch "American Idol" with the rest of the herd. And watch out for who you "call out".Because yep, I'm as tough as stone, and chances are very, very likely I'd kick your ass from Bourbon to Clearview blvd.And Rob Halford would too.And he's in his 50's.But lets not get over-amped here...(HA!)... I bet your just a nice guy, posting stupid stuff, just like me, and we'd get along juuuuust fine if we were sippin' a beer at a bar...Because I'm just a "stupid HM singer" and your higher-leveled mentality would dwarf mine!Right?You could even (because I'm so dumb), coerce me into buying the beers all night too!!!!!!Befuddle me more w/your brainiac power genius.My truthful, yet arrogant and humorous tirade is over.Goodnight sweet prince, and step gently through this minefield of life.Hope you have a great evening-PAps- SAINTS WILL DESTROY!!!!!!!
― adam, Sunday, 6 May 2012 14:48 (1 year ago) Permalink
"I love sushi, and I'm a stupidly rich high school drop out"
^i love this
― suidavyvan eht nioj (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 6 May 2012 15:42 (1 year ago) Permalink
Hahah okay, did the guy even respond to that?
― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 6 May 2012 16:16 (1 year ago) Permalink
Heavy metal singer turned professional internet hard-man Phil Anselmo.
― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Sunday, 6 May 2012 20:53 (1 year ago) Permalink
this should have been posted on DORKS WHO SIGN THEIR POSTS LIKE IT'S A FREAKIN EMAIL
― listicular fortitude (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 6 May 2012 20:59 (1 year ago) Permalink
here's the article
no one responds to anyone. it's all white noise. is there a thread about news site comment sections? if i were a boxer i would read them to make myself fucking furious before a fight.
― adam, Sunday, 6 May 2012 21:08 (1 year ago) Permalink