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this is only telling me just how fucked my head is at the moment tbh

Dios mio! This kid is FUN to hit! (Noodle Vague), Friday, 7 October 2011 08:30 (twelve years ago) link

lol

good luck in your pyramid (Neil S), Friday, 7 October 2011 08:47 (twelve years ago) link

ah the fist image didn;t show up for me at first!

good luck in your pyramid (Neil S), Friday, 7 October 2011 08:49 (twelve years ago) link

labradoodle

anagram of adorable old

zvookster, Friday, 7 October 2011 09:22 (twelve years ago) link

OTM, a really elegant clue! NV will be kicking himself...

good luck in your pyramid (Neil S), Friday, 7 October 2011 09:27 (twelve years ago) link

i did look at the anagram but i got hung up on "blood" as part of it.

Dios mio! This kid is FUN to hit! (Noodle Vague), Friday, 7 October 2011 10:13 (twelve years ago) link

'labradoodle' is never a legit answer in a serious crossword imo

at-zing-two-boards (darraghmac), Friday, 7 October 2011 11:08 (twelve years ago) link

I don't get how Graham Norton is a clue? Does he own one? Do people generally know this?

parasitical brain-weevil (onimo), Friday, 7 October 2011 11:13 (twelve years ago) link

he does, idk if it's common knowledge. i've just seen him with it on the street near where i work a bunch of times.

antiautodefenestrationism (ledge), Friday, 7 October 2011 11:15 (twelve years ago) link

can a ledge be against autodefenstrationism? Surely it's more a matter for the latch, the frames, the panes etc

at-zing-two-boards (darraghmac), Friday, 7 October 2011 11:28 (twelve years ago) link

'labradoodle' is never a legit answer in a serious crossword imo

why not, it's a thing

ban this sick stunt (anagram), Friday, 7 October 2011 11:53 (twelve years ago) link

lacks appropriate gravity imo

at-zing-two-boards (darraghmac), Friday, 7 October 2011 12:00 (twelve years ago) link

whole reams of smutty and slangy clues would be out of bounds by that logic.

good luck in your pyramid (Neil S), Friday, 7 October 2011 12:10 (twelve years ago) link

Doesn't seem to be in Chambers which I thought it had to be

RONG Persuader (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 7 October 2011 12:11 (twelve years ago) link

In The Times, maybe, they have strict rules like no names of living people. Guardian is a lot more slack. And smutty.

antiautodefenestrationism (ledge), Friday, 7 October 2011 12:25 (twelve years ago) link

it's a legit answer i think

Dios mio! This kid is FUN to hit! (Noodle Vague), Friday, 7 October 2011 13:00 (twelve years ago) link

Candidate for a Daily Mail clue:

Intelligence with sex appeal is what makes this country great (7)

antiautodefenestrationism (ledge), Friday, 21 October 2011 08:16 (twelve years ago) link

oevgnva?

koogs, Friday, 21 October 2011 08:57 (twelve years ago) link

without visiting rot13.com it think it's safe to say yeah.

antiautodefenestrationism (ledge), Friday, 21 October 2011 08:59 (twelve years ago) link

(just use vim and ??)

koogs, Friday, 21 October 2011 09:14 (twelve years ago) link

I liked this one in today's Guardian:

Strategy to get Penny into Javanese orchestra (4,4)

good luck in your pyramid (Neil S), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 08:19 (twelve years ago) link

I got the answer then had to Google to work out the clue.

a guy called Gerard (onimo), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 11:17 (twelve years ago) link

it's a good one!

good luck in your pyramid (Neil S), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 11:20 (twelve years ago) link

Prefer Balinese gamelan meself.

antiautodefenestrationism (ledge), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 11:27 (twelve years ago) link

Preserve from harm and interminable suffering with a narcotic (9)

antiautodefenestrationism (ledge), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 11:28 (twelve years ago) link

---m-l---

antiautodefenestrationism (ledge), Thursday, 27 October 2011 13:03 (twelve years ago) link

Can't do it yet.

Was there a recent grauniad about Ealing Comedies or was somebody pulling my leg?

An Outcast From Time's Feast (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 27 October 2011 19:20 (twelve years ago) link

That is a lady who had a song about her, I do believe. If we are trying to be all non-spoilery now and whatnot.

I liked the Javanese one, if the Wire magazine ever does a crossword they should call that guy up

how do i shot slime mould voltron form (a passing spacecadet), Thursday, 27 October 2011 20:08 (twelve years ago) link

Marmalade. Thanks for hint

An Outcast From Time's Feast (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 27 October 2011 23:20 (twelve years ago) link

correctamundo

antiautodefenestrationism (ledge), Friday, 28 October 2011 08:38 (twelve years ago) link

there is a new crossword compiler in the irish times

he is shit

the ghost-fisting is a one-off thing (darraghmac), Friday, 28 October 2011 09:39 (twelve years ago) link

two months pass...

Help! The clue was: Shrub or rub (5)

Answer was Wahoo. I understand the shrub reference, but what's the rub?

Dan Peterson, Tuesday, 3 January 2012 20:35 (twelve years ago) link

s'thing to do with burro???

DeLonge and Winding Refn (darraghmac), Wednesday, 4 January 2012 02:34 (twelve years ago) link

idg the shrub reference, wikipedia tells me it's a fish.

Quoth the raven "Nevermind" (ledge), Wednesday, 4 January 2012 09:36 (twelve years ago) link

Chambers says it's also an ornamental shrub and a kind of buckthorn 'which yields cascara sagrada' (a laxative). I still dgi.

you don't exist in the database (woof), Wednesday, 4 January 2012 09:47 (twelve years ago) link

From the Guardian before Christmas:

Arch, perhaps, to correct — getting better (2,3,4)
The answer is 'On the mend', but don't get the 'arch' bit.

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 4 January 2012 09:59 (twelve years ago) link

'emend' is 'correct' which leaves you with the month of m arch.

Quoth the raven "Nevermind" (ledge), Wednesday, 4 January 2012 10:01 (twelve years ago) link

wonder if the oed is any help on wahoo...

1. wahoo, n.1 view full entry 1770
...The N. American shrub Euonymus atropurpureus....

2. wahoo, n.2 1909
...A large marine fish, Acanthocybium solandri, belonging to the family Scombridæ and found in tropical seas....

3. wahoo, v. 1936
...intr. To shout ‘Wahoo!’....

thanks for that.

Quoth the raven "Nevermind" (ledge), Wednesday, 4 January 2012 10:02 (twelve years ago) link

Thnx Ledge.

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 4 January 2012 10:42 (twelve years ago) link

that march/month thing is some bullshit imo

carpy deems (darraghmac), Wednesday, 4 January 2012 11:08 (twelve years ago) link

if the clue hadn't been easy enough to get through other means i would agree.

Quoth the raven "Nevermind" (ledge), Wednesday, 4 January 2012 11:09 (twelve years ago) link

sophistry mere sophistry

carpy deems (darraghmac), Wednesday, 4 January 2012 11:14 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...

Bollocks or bullshit about everything (5)

ledge, Thursday, 16 February 2012 12:43 (twelve years ago) link

balls

beware of greek bearer bonds (darraghmac), Thursday, 16 February 2012 12:45 (twelve years ago) link

fuck you

ledge, Thursday, 16 February 2012 12:45 (twelve years ago) link

Looking for more? Might be a little time. (7)

beware of greek bearer bonds (darraghmac), Thursday, 16 February 2012 12:46 (twelve years ago) link

:)

beware of greek bearer bonds (darraghmac), Thursday, 16 February 2012 12:48 (twelve years ago) link

seconds

koogs, Thursday, 16 February 2012 12:48 (twelve years ago) link


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