The Dan Lacey Bandwidth-Abuse Thread

Don't know if you've seen this or not. I think I could make a lot more money if I limited myself to paintings of pancakes on cats and backsides.

Ha; i just realized you're wearing a Three-Wolf Moon shirt in the beginning of that

Michael McGloin of The Mountain gave that to me. It's a glow-in-the-dark.

http://www.faithmouse.com/occupy_wall_street_skull.jpg

I just received this email - Mr. Lacey, I am a former Wall Street trader, now an unemployed streetcar mechanic addicted to SlimJims and sprawled out on the floor of a squalid flophouse somewhere in Columbus, Ohio. I saw your 'Occupy Wall Street Bank Skull Pancake Painting' on my expensive antiquated cellphone and immediately sneered at it. But then while contemplating the image I felt the building shake to its foundations and a small plane full of money crashed suddenly into the room. I can't say that the two events are related, but I would like to credit someone I have never met for my sudden turn of luck and that happens TO BE YOU.

I was wondering if it would be possible to obtain a printed copy of this miraculous icon? Yes, I am rich now but still the roaming fees are killing me.

-YOURS

Betty White Peek-A-Boo bra painting (NSFW)

This and a few other things.

how much are you selling that for, dan? i'm kind of feeling it.

The one just sold on Ebay for $7.50. But I could paint you another.

dan is there a way to sort your ebay site by originals vs prints?

I'm sure there is but I haven't figured it out yet. Right now I just put PRINT or ORIGINAL in boldface in the title of each individual listing. So if you search 'Dan Lacey ORIGINAL' all of the orignals should come up.

okay, makes sense

http://www.faithmouse.com/faithmouse_returns_2012.jpg

http://www.faithmouse.com/rick_santorum_pancakes.jpg

man, i had real high hopes for santorum pancakes, but no: you actually took the high road

oh, is that syrup?

"Frothy" is perhaps difficult in this medium.

http://www.faithmouse.com/faithmouse-cartoon-1-large.jpg

faithmouse otm

Only God should be shoved up your ass!

http:///www.faithmouse.com/mitt-newt-primary-cartoon-medium.jpg

You had an extra slash at the front.

http://www.faithmouse.com/mitt-newt-primary-cartoon-medium.jpg

Dan, what's your issue with anal sex?

Issue number 7, the one with Bree Olson on the cover.

Could have gone to a much worse place with "issue," Dan. Thanks for the restraint.

Thanks for fixing the link, nickn. I completely revised that second Faithmouse cartoon, if anyone thought it looked different.

A new Faithmouse & Neverborn / Susan G Komen Foundation cartoon (NSFW)

Dan, can you join us over here? I'd love to get your take on the Kinkade legacy/method/philosophy
Defend the indefensible - Thomas Kinkade

http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2012/04/romney-nude-portrait-ebay.html

"His male identity and tool of procreation is a financially based instrument."

Lately I've been keeping a number of self-nudes up for auction on Ebay, and they've been doing well but my family is hesitant. The pivot point of respectability seems to be the penis. During the past month I decided to go pro-penis and the response from collectors has been positive.

http://www.faithmouse.com/jerry_sandusky_nude.jpg

yow

http://www.faithmouse.com/romney_pancake_stack.jpg

http://www.faithmouse.com/christ_romney_station_of_america.jpg

Dan how much for pancake Romney?

Ohh, so sorry, I auctioned that on ebay for...$29. However, I would be happy to paint a second version for you for 75, which is what I usually ask for a portrait with or without pancakes. I would throw in the second canvas, the pancake high hat which was the second part of the diptych. That,or I would be happy to sell you a canvas print of both sections for 20, plus 3 for shipping.

http://www.faithmouse.com/mitt_romney_rafalca_olympics.jpg

NSFW Black Dahlia Nude Pancake Painting #1

NSFW Black Dahlia Nude Pancake Painting #2

The first Dahlia painting was in a show at the Antebellum Gallery in Hollywood today.

Gettin' a little dark there, Dan.

Yes, but look how happy Romney is.

Painty, painty

http://www.faithmouse.com/paul_ryan_lbj_painting.jpg
http://faithmouse.com/mars_curiosity_rover_pancake.jpg
http://faithmouse.com/two_paintings.jpg
http://www.faithmouse.com/jabba-the-hut-pancake.jpg

is that charles m schulz with the dog in the deadmau5 painting?

Ray Bradbury. Maybe I need to give him a copy of the Martian Chronicles.

http://www.faithmouse.com/paul_ryan_ayn_rand_painting.jpg

Man that's cool. Grotesque, but cool.

Dan what is your opinion on the new The Darkness album cover?

I would say that its best to create music that is relevant to the times, but pancakes are good at any time no matter how they are presented, which is why I approve of the cover if not necessarily the retro rock.
Also, 2009 or so - NSFW sort of

On top of the news there Dan

http://www.faithmouse.com/prince-harry-nude-billiards.jpg

http://www.faithmouse.com/todd_akin_for_pancakes.jpg

legitimate

http://www.faithmouse.com/obama_convention_hurricane_unicorn.jpg

http://www.faithmouse.com/jesus_obama_divine_gay_mercy.jpg

http://www.faithmouse.com/the_master.jpg