i'm in an airport

The children are loud.

Jfk flight cancelled and uncancelled. Luckily american are plying me with booze in the lounge.

lolololol hi dere!!!111

i just tripped over a security man with the power cord of my laptop he got well angry!!!

going to hong kong?

yus

wow am i that predictable?

i guess it is chinese new year

i just tripped over a security man with the power cord of my laptop he got well angry!!!

I don't understand this sentence!

Gung Hay Fat Choy* was painted on the fence this morning, I am in tune with the seasons

*could have been you smell, foolish gwailo for all I know.

Oh, wait, I get it now. For a second I thought you were walking along and tripped over a security man who happened to be holding the power cord of your laptop, and I was like "why did he get mad? He's the one who was stealing your power cord!"

haha yeah you got it.

i'm now in paris airport because air france couldn't even make two flights connect properly and i was at the hotel all night last night.

my first ever night in paris, guys. it was like well romantic.

o_O

also paris charles de gaulle airport maybe one of the worst i've been to. there appears to be no restaurant and i just paid 10 euros for a microwave meal.

and the hotel wanted to charge me 22 euros for a uk plug adaptor. like lol

bummer

and they wouldn't let me board a later flight than 13:30 so i couldn't even go into paris proper

i think basically don't fly air france, folks

still, though. I'M IN AN AIRPORT OMG!

You mean "JE SUIS DANS UN AÉROPORT OMG!"

Or do the French use "OMD" for "oh mon dieu"?

http://www.connollyco.com/discography/omd/best_hi.jpg

PIT arrivals, why so cold.

changji airport in singapore now. now this is an airport

shame about the boring city it's in

Paris and Singapore - very roundabout way of getting to and from HK?

nah singapore was a seperate weekend trip from HK.

ugh heathrow

ok i'm in LAX now and a dude has just got down on the floor in front of me and started doing press-ups randomly. HOTT. lax >> heathrow already

people queueing up ahead of time to board a plane 50 minutes before departure - stupid or sensible?

now i feel guilty for still be on the internet. mmm maybe i should join the queue? it's moving rapidly

make them wait for you

A Changi they will remove your bags and leave without telling you if you try that.

Shocking abuse of authority, but not uncharacteristic for Singapore - that place makes you want to stick your chewing gum under your seat just to piss them off.

Stuck in charlotte NC. Lame.

In the airport in New Orleans the other day, I saw a man reading this book:

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51eoqcMd%2B6L._BO2,204,203,200_PIsitb-sticker-arrow-click,TopRight,35,-76_AA240_SH20_OU01_.jpg

hahahhhahahaha

i ended up getting to jersey 1am the next morning. YAY (NOT)

KCI has free and fast wireless but nowhere to eat. also they've got these nice leather chairs w/ outlets. im hungry tho

dude in orlando airport sat down at the table i was eating at, he eventually asked me what i was studying in school and after i told him poli sci he told me that he was essentially disappointed in obama bcuz instead of "doing his job saving the boys dying in iraq" he was "filling out a bracket". we had a good convo after that though

sunscreen is still a security no-no unless it's a teeny bottle, right?

and in a plastic bag

i got on w/ 4 and 5 oz bottles the other day

3 oz is the alleged limit

such idiocy, goddamn Al Qaeda didn't even kill irony like they were sposed to.

Security nabbed me for taking a full tube of toothpaste, so I squirted it out into a baggie and got it thru.

denver is kind of a nice airport. free wireless, outlets everywhere, and finally a fucking Hudson News instead of some shit-ass imitator.

haha, once again in the Denver Airport. reasons why this is my favorite airport:

1) smoking lounges with one-drink minimums, so i have an excuse to get a bloody mary

2) the views from those smoking lounges (THE ROCKIES=AWESOME)

3) the cleanliness of the place

4) the reasons mentioned in my last post.

almost makes me want to see what Denver as a city is actually like...!

oh also, if we talking security: the last time i flew, in april, i forgot that i had a miniature box-cutter in my carry-on. when i arrived at my destination and was searching for my smokes, my dad was like: WTF YOU TOOK THAT ON THE PLANE and i was like 'ya what's the big deal lol'

denver airport is beautiful. i have virtually no interest in denver as a city, but i'm always agreeable to a layover at its airport.

barcelona - beautiful city; everyone who goes to its airport and those who work there = fucking retarded. waited 1 hr to get through a queue of 6 people in the "fast bag drop" queue. fucking hell. then when i got there it took 5 seconds. retards

Atlanta, GA. the guy next to me has a very smelly burito.

kicking it at yyz. major sunburn on my dome.