whoops
― felicity, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 22:15 (sixteen years ago) link
OWRLY?
― Leee, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 03:48 (sixteen years ago) link
^^^^^quality anagram
― felicity, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 07:24 (sixteen years ago) link
Zito's spring:
0 wins 3 losses 17.18 ERA 0 strikeouts 6 walks
― Steve Shasta, Tuesday, 11 March 2008 18:49 (sixteen years ago) link
I guess he's taken being the 4th-best starter on the Giants to heart.
― David R., Tuesday, 11 March 2008 18:59 (sixteen years ago) link
omg! He dated hilary duff?! craddle roberrr!
He isn`t much of a craddle robber... I thought he was like 40 lol.. but he is only 29, and Hilary is 20.. thats not too bad.
Girls can be so mean.
― felicity, Tuesday, 11 March 2008 20:41 (sixteen years ago) link
Deriving dating PECOTA from exhibition stats, that is. Meow!
― felicity, Tuesday, 11 March 2008 21:04 (sixteen years ago) link
The Padres' B-team is whoopin' up on Timmy the Kid today.
― polyphonic, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 20:39 (sixteen years ago) link
I've grown tired of being a Johnny Sanchez apologist.
― Belisarius, Friday, 21 March 2008 04:46 (sixteen years ago) link
what was the worst major league team in the modern era?
― Steve Shasta, Friday, 21 March 2008 05:05 (sixteen years ago) link
i am gonna say the expos
― remy bean, Friday, 21 March 2008 05:08 (sixteen years ago) link
which year?
― Steve Shasta, Friday, 21 March 2008 05:08 (sixteen years ago) link
1991?
― remy bean, Friday, 21 March 2008 05:14 (sixteen years ago) link
Could they make a run at the 2003 Tigers (43-119)?
― mattbot, Friday, 21 March 2008 12:48 (sixteen years ago) link
Whahaha Frenchy just pulled Zito one out shy of a QS shutout for 39 year old Keichi Yabu because Aaron Rowand can't catch a routine can of corn.
Love Spring Training.
― felicity, Friday, 21 March 2008 21:45 (sixteen years ago) link
Giants lose to their triple a team.
CRIKEY.
― Belisarius, Friday, 28 March 2008 01:46 (sixteen years ago) link
EASY SOLUTION: AAAers = WELCOME 2 THA MAJORS; PRO TEAM = SAY HAY-LO TO FRESNO
― johnny crunch, Friday, 28 March 2008 03:29 (sixteen years ago) link
Haaaa -- Kuiper & Krukow just cracked that the Splash Hits sign in RF should be replaced w/ an Infield Hits sign.
― David R., Sunday, 30 March 2008 20:20 (sixteen years ago) link
Also, kudos to SF for giving bloggers and man-children across the US loads of giggles by keeping Bocock up. :p
― David R., Sunday, 30 March 2008 20:27 (sixteen years ago) link
Save that filth for the mound.
― felicity, Monday, 31 March 2008 08:26 (sixteen years ago) link
That's the general idea!
― David R., Monday, 31 March 2008 12:40 (sixteen years ago) link
</ManShow>
― David R., Monday, 31 March 2008 13:07 (sixteen years ago) link
And so it begins...
Barry Zito takes the mound...
― Steve Shasta, Monday, 31 March 2008 20:40 (sixteen years ago) link
- R. Furcal ground rule double to deep left
― Steve Shasta, Monday, 31 March 2008 20:43 (sixteen years ago) link
- A. Ethier popped out to shallow left - M. Kemp singled to center, R. Furcal scored, M. Kemp to second advancing on throw
― Steve Shasta, Monday, 31 March 2008 20:47 (sixteen years ago) link
- J. Kent homered to deep left center, M. Kemp scored
― Steve Shasta, Monday, 31 March 2008 20:50 (sixteen years ago) link
4-0 in the 2nd.
― Steve Shasta, Monday, 31 March 2008 21:10 (sixteen years ago) link
Giants have zero plate discipline. I would love to see their pitch per plate appearance vs. the rest of the league at the end of the year.
it's too bad they didn't resign Feliz but it looks like their new guy is even worse so hmmm....
― Steve Shasta, Monday, 31 March 2008 22:32 (sixteen years ago) link
and I'm not done yet. The Giants 2 biggest signings of the paste two seasons add up to $186 million: Zito and Rowand.
Zito was as ineffective as predicted, almost boringly so...
But the kicker is Rowand who was the lone free agent "superstar" positioned to replace Barry Bonds... and to commence the season, Bochy slots Rowand in the 6 spot in favor of Rich Aurilia in the 2 hole. Hmmm.
― Steve Shasta, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 03:04 (sixteen years ago) link
paste = past
― Steve Shasta, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 03:05 (sixteen years ago) link
Not a good day for Bocock.
― Andy K, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 03:29 (sixteen years ago) link
and so it begins...
― Bee OK, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 04:35 (sixteen years ago) link
• A light collision involving rookie shortstop Brian Bocock and Roberts that left Roberts on his knees, his glove flung into left field.
• A dropped popup by second baseman Ray Durham, leading to a run.
• A couple wild pitches.
• A passed ball.
• Two missed cutoff men by center fielder Aaron Rowand.
• A man (OK, the rookie Bocock) getting picked off first in the eighth inning, in a five-run deficit.
• A few unnerving moments leading into the bottom of the eighth, in which the Giants appeared content to go it without a left fielder. (Which, come to think of it, would have been a suitable tribute to the man who was supposed to have been holding the franchise back.)
^^tim brown on yahoo
― Steve Shasta, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 05:02 (sixteen years ago) link
161 more to go, chums!
― Leee, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 05:10 (sixteen years ago) link
3-0, top of the second: Krukow and Kuiper were talking about how they didn't think the Giants were going to be able to come back from a lot of three-run leads this year. Way to give up on YOUR TEAM in the top of the 2nd, Giants announcers!
― polyphonic, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 05:42 (sixteen years ago) link
;_;
Il n'ya pas de pleurant dans le baseball. Vous savez celui..
― felicity, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 06:10 (sixteen years ago) link
Way to give up on YOUR TEAM in the top of the 2nd, Giants announcers!
I would trade 1,000,000 blindered rah-rah jerks like TAKE YOUR PICK for that kind of actual god-honest truth from my broadcast team.
― David R., Tuesday, 1 April 2008 12:30 (sixteen years ago) link
Tim (DC): Worst full-time positional player to start the season: Luis Hernandez?
Joe Sheehan: Brian Bocock, who was one of the worst players in the California League a year ago.
The Giants are going to set some kind of record for Cha-Cha Bowls to go.
________
Mattymystique (Waltham, MA): is Bocock actually going to start? Now that Durham is back on the field won't he and Velez hold down duties until the Viz returns?
Joe Sheehan: As of today, it still seems that Bocock is the starter. I got that from both the MLB.com depth chart and a related story about how playing time will go. I admit, I was surprised myself.
― zaxxon25, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 16:43 (sixteen years ago) link
I don't think Velez can play SS, but maybe I'm thinking of Frandsen.
Essentially I agree with this, but it's opening day in the second inning! Also, Kruk and Kuip aren't exactly the most objective broadcasters.
― polyphonic, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 16:49 (sixteen years ago) link
Sometimes even homers can smell a fart.
― David R., Tuesday, 1 April 2008 17:18 (sixteen years ago) link
Brian (Boston): Is there a worse hitter on the 25-man rosters than Kevin Cash?
Rob Neyer: (1:00 PM ET ) Oh, sure: check out Brian Bocock.
― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 17:33 (sixteen years ago) link
Why pick on Bocock (dude had 2 walks yesterday! That's probably more than his entire minor league career) when Sabean's horrible scouting and management put them in a position where when their 40something SS goes down they have zero organizational depth so they have to promote a low A player?
― Steve Shasta, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 17:59 (sixteen years ago) link
Velez was primarily a SS at some point during his storied minor league career, no?
― Andy K, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 18:00 (sixteen years ago) link
wau, i had no idea that Frandsen is out for the year. He played (poorly) some SS last season.
― Steve Shasta, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 19:45 (sixteen years ago) link
So how much are Giants going to pay for Jay Gibbons?
― David R., Tuesday, 1 April 2008 19:45 (sixteen years ago) link
THE SOCKS DON'T WORK
I am taking heckle requests for tonight's game.
― felicity, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 21:46 (sixteen years ago) link
They don't have any room for Gibbons, do they? The outfield is pretty full, and they'd be better off letting Fred Lewis or Rajai Davis play, or at least letting Dave Roberts try to justify his dumb contract.
― polyphonic, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 21:50 (sixteen years ago) link
Gibbons could play 1B but is he that much different than Rich Aurilia?
― Steve Shasta, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 21:59 (sixteen years ago) link
can we a least get one double?
― Bee OK, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 04:16 (sixteen years ago) link
*at
― Bee OK, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 04:17 (sixteen years ago) link
i for one am happy to find out what would've happened if CC never became a pitcher
― waka flocka pedia (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 04:49 (fourteen years ago) link
Panda looked pretty portly on mlb tv last night doing fielding drills.
― mayor jingleberries, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 16:57 (fourteen years ago) link
Fat Ichiro was a much better name than this pixar mickey mouse shit
― sanskrit, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 17:02 (fourteen years ago) link
well dude has quite a bit more power than ichiro, long live drives vs. slappy chops/running out infield grounders. not really the same animal imo.
― ✌.✰|ʘ‿ʘ|✰.✌ (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 17:20 (fourteen years ago) link
.001 difference in OBP
― sanskrit, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 19:28 (fourteen years ago) link
Joe Mauer and Albert Pujols had a .001 difference in OBP last year but they're pretty different.
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 19:32 (fourteen years ago) link
Giants resuming their tradition of butt-hurtedness already
Barry Zito worked 1 2/3 innings and allowed a run Thursday in the Giants' 5-3 win over the Brewers.
The story from the game will be that Zito plunked Prince Fielder in apparently retaliation for Fielder's "bowling pin" home run celebration against the Giants last year. Fielder was fine, and he ended up going 1-for-2 in the game. Still, it was a message sent.
― mayor jingleberries, Friday, 5 March 2010 00:09 (fourteen years ago) link
http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/11/2010/03/500x_tim-lincecum-giants-snuggie.jpg
― johnny crunch, Friday, 5 March 2010 13:36 (fourteen years ago) link
i imagine his life being like brad pitts in true romance only w piles and piles of money.
― Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 5 March 2010 14:35 (fourteen years ago) link
so Bumgardner looks hurt?
― Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Friday, 19 March 2010 00:55 (fourteen years ago) link
Seems like it. From what I read he's barely been able to get up to 90 on the gun.
Theres also murmurs of Lincecum being hurt because hes lost some speed on his fastball, but seems like its too early to start that kind of speculation.
― mayor jingleberries, Friday, 19 March 2010 18:26 (fourteen years ago) link
too much doobage.
― ✌.✰|ʘ‿ʘ|✰.✌ (Steve Shasta), Friday, 19 March 2010 22:21 (fourteen years ago) link
Lincecum will be fine, he had great stuff in his last game.
Wellemeyer looked great today getting out of those first and third situations with no runs.
not sure what happening with Bumgardner but we don't need him right now...
― Bee OK, Sunday, 21 March 2010 05:48 (fourteen years ago) link
the Giants sign extensions with Brian Wilson, Jeremy Affeldt and Matt Cain. still not sold on Wilson because of all the people he gets on base. signing Cain however and not having to deal with it is a strong move on managements part.
― Bee OK, Monday, 29 March 2010 01:48 (fourteen years ago) link
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/preview10/news/story?page=10expertpicks
Jim Caple,ESPN.com
East champ: YankeesCentral champ: TwinsWest champ: RangersWild card: RaysChampion: Twins
East champ: BravesCentral champ: CardinalsWest champ: GiantsWild card: DiamondbacksChampion: Giants
WORLD SERIES: Giants over Twins
― Andy K, Monday, 5 April 2010 14:26 (fourteen years ago) link
BOLD CLAM ITT
― ✌.✰|ʘ‿ʘ|✰.✌ (Steve Shasta), Monday, 5 April 2010 15:40 (fourteen years ago) link
what happened to Pandoval going to first?
also why dont u ppl start a 2010 thread?
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 00:11 (fourteen years ago) link
Sandoval is the worst, he just chased three balls in the dirt.
― ✌.✰|ʘ‿ʘ|✰.✌ (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 00:56 (fourteen years ago) link
Lincecum is in mid-season form, surprised after that horrible spring. good game overall with the bats doing some damage.
yeah, we need a new thread or change the title of this one.
― Bee OK, Tuesday, 6 April 2010 02:01 (fourteen years ago) link
Look, any of these jokers are welcome to start a new SFG thread, I'm done with this team (until September).
― Daleks in NYC (Leee), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 03:26 (fourteen years ago) link
Or we can just use this thread: Sublimated Erotic Desire 2010
― Daleks in NYC (Leee), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 03:50 (fourteen years ago) link