Penn & Teller's Bullshit!

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Yeah, I haven't seen more than a handful of random episodes, but the one about second hand smoke not being bad for you was really, really unconvincing. I guess the claim was that you're unlikely to inhale enough to hurt you secondhand, but... look, I smoke like a chimney, and I don't like smoking in restaurants. It's just common sense. Come on, Penn.

slightly more subdued (kenan), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 17:25 (eighteen years ago) link

And I saw one with a lot naked people, and it was kinda pointless and icky.

slightly more subdued (kenan), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 17:26 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh! And the Global Warming Episode! I was OUTRAGED!

You know what? Every episode of this that I've seen has pissed me off. Ok, fuck this show.

slightly more subdued (kenan), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 17:28 (eighteen years ago) link

I started watching the one on college which was idiotic, but one of my best friends swears by the water episode.

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 17:34 (eighteen years ago) link

you don't really need to drink water?

s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 17:36 (eighteen years ago) link

the one on college which was idiotic

I watched the online clip of that last night because of this thread, and it seemed to follow the formula. Here's this venerated respectable person who agrees with us, and... sheesh! Look at this fuckin' idiot!... who represents our opposition.

slightly more subdued (kenan), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 17:39 (eighteen years ago) link

everybody knows that most bottled water is just tap water, but i'll still stand up for "smartwater" and eternally roll my eyes at people who insist on saying "i'll take my water stupid, thank you" (oh fuck off, you ignoramus).

The Pinup Girls of YANK (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 17:39 (eighteen years ago) link

Whenever I see it I keep thinking, well, that was fun and kinda-okay, but it might have been better if he'd done, like TWO MINUTES RESEARCH ON THE INTERNET. Or is empiricism bullshit, too? The idea's okay, the execution's flat-out lazy. And Penn can't do sarcasm.

Chuck_Tatum (Chuck_Tatum), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 20:37 (eighteen years ago) link

Penn Jillette = Conan Doyle + Dave Sim

Chuck_Tatum (Chuck_Tatum), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 20:39 (eighteen years ago) link

Even the designer water one, though hilarious (naming one of the gourmet brands "Agua de Culo" was pretty funny), didn't really prove the intended point. It said a lot more about people's behavior when being filmed than it did about expensive water.

Keep in mind, Penn is the type of person who claims to hate wacko pseudo-pundits... and then he pops up in shit like "Michael Moore Hates America." He's a boob.

On a Strict El Cholo Diet (Bent Over at the Arclight), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 20:45 (eighteen years ago) link

ten months pass...
Penn's seriousness is still grating, but the death penalty episode was pretty dang great.

LOL Thomas (Chris Barrus), Saturday, 22 April 2006 20:34 (eighteen years ago) link

the show's fun, but it should be called making fun of idiots, as they always find the stupidest possible people to advocate the position they're arguing against.

jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Saturday, 22 April 2006 21:19 (eighteen years ago) link

otm

latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 22 April 2006 21:44 (eighteen years ago) link

So a more libertarian TV Nation then?

I've only seen the War On Drugs episode thanks to Elvis and S. Cindy, and that one was great, incidentally.

DOQQUN (donut), Saturday, 22 April 2006 21:51 (eighteen years ago) link

what were they debunking in the death penalty episode?

s1ocki (slutsky), Saturday, 22 April 2006 21:51 (eighteen years ago) link

the show's fun, but it should be called making fun of idiots, as they always find the stupidest possible people to advocate the position they're arguing against.

yeah, i really dislike the show for this reason. it makes for good comedy, but i wish their targets weren't so easy. they sweep a stupid hippie off the beach so they can say "look! hippies are stupid!"

even cathy berberian's nose (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 22 April 2006 22:05 (eighteen years ago) link

after seeing more episodes, i'm less enthused.

fortunate hazel (f. hazel), Sunday, 23 April 2006 04:29 (eighteen years ago) link

what were they debunking in the death penalty episode?

Statistics used by pro-death penalty people that supposedly prove that capital punishment deters crime.

LOL Thomas (Chris Barrus), Sunday, 23 April 2006 16:25 (eighteen years ago) link

ok good!!

s1ocki (slutsky), Sunday, 23 April 2006 18:33 (eighteen years ago) link

the infamous p3t@ epsiode

latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 19:39 (seventeen years ago) link

I like the fact that the show spends a good chunk of time actually considering some of the key problems/debates of our time. Ultimately I disagree with the conclusions and even the methodology, but what other show even tackles these issues? My fellow Berkeley/SF/Oakland residents are a bit of a Green Party hivemind, so it's nice to be confronted with a wildy divergent opinion that isn't based on an impulse toward theocracy, xenophobia, etc.

polyphonic (polyphonic), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 20:29 (seventeen years ago) link

tru dat. i do wish they weren't so disingenuous with their editing choices and arguments sometimes. but it's no worse than michael moore i suppose.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 20:32 (seventeen years ago) link

ha ha good job not calling "BULL.. SHIT!" on the center for consumer freedom as you quote them & base your entire argument on their assertions

+--++--++, Tuesday, 25 April 2006 21:09 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah, it's basically asshats calling out other asshats for being asshats when all the various asshat factions in question should just get together and have asshat sex and have asshat children. er...not have asshat children, i haven't quite done the asshat math completely.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 21:37 (seventeen years ago) link

in any case, asshats!

latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 21:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Asshat sex sounds, if not exactly mainstream, at least a little cute. I mean...the hats are clearly yellow, are they not?

Tiny Hats, Indeed, Wednesday, 26 April 2006 01:56 (seventeen years ago) link

Wow, that PETA episode . . . I mean, pointing out PETA's problems is a bit like shooting fish in a barrel, but Penn & Teller say the FISH are DEMONIC SEAMONSTERS, the barrel is YOUR POOL IN YOUR BACKYARD, and let's just blow all of it up for shits & giggles. They lost me in the first 30 seconds when they deliberately misdefined "ethical". Penn & Teller have lost a fan, PETA haven't gained one, nobody wins. Fucking libertarian nihilists.

Colin Meeder (Mert), Wednesday, 26 April 2006 07:08 (seventeen years ago) link

Hahaha, I think the Center for Cinsumer Freedom guy was jealous of PETA's over the top moves. "They juxtaposed holocaust victims with livestock farms. [Cut out by Penn: They totally stole that move from us.]"

Abbott (Abbott), Thursday, 27 April 2006 01:07 (seventeen years ago) link

More upsetting than anything in that ep. was seeing P&T all leathered out. Hello "Sex Over the Phone."

Abbott (Abbott), Thursday, 27 April 2006 01:10 (seventeen years ago) link

they also called bush-lite on environmentalism

a.b. (alanbanana), Thursday, 27 April 2006 02:00 (seventeen years ago) link

this show suxxx (shockah)

j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 27 April 2006 02:03 (seventeen years ago) link

one month passes...
lol just saw the episode about teachers. damn what a buncha whiners. wahh i get summers off. wahhhh.

¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ (chaki), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 23:05 (seventeen years ago) link

one year passes...

this is some Stossel-level bullshit innit

Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 29 June 2007 17:29 (sixteen years ago) link

From everything I've read about the show, yes.

Disappointing, really, since P&T television specials used to be awesome.

kingfish, Friday, 29 June 2007 17:35 (sixteen years ago) link

it's more fun to watch if you imagine the people watching aren't the choir, and p/t aren't preaching to it

Will M., Friday, 29 June 2007 17:37 (sixteen years ago) link

Right, because this country is FULL of self-described libertarians who love magic and mutes.

If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport, Friday, 29 June 2007 18:02 (sixteen years ago) link

The gun control episode is a hoot. "Guns are good, because, uh, freedom is good. And guns = freedom!" I think they even tried a variation on 'overthrowing the multilateralist black helicopter government if need be' line. It was some real Roger Adultery shit.

(nb: and I'm not a supporter of gun control)

milo z, Friday, 29 June 2007 18:28 (sixteen years ago) link

The "Wal-Mart is good" episode kinda pissed me off. I didn't watch any more after that.

Rock Hardy, Friday, 29 June 2007 18:32 (sixteen years ago) link

the show is getting worse and worse.

kenan, Friday, 29 June 2007 18:35 (sixteen years ago) link

Right, because this country is FULL of self-described libertarians who love magic and mutes.

Not nec., but plenty of geeks and nerds who love magic & mutes are badly socialized enough to be libertarian. Core audience & whatnot.

kingfish, Friday, 29 June 2007 18:40 (sixteen years ago) link

ya too many smart kids w/ no friends reading "the fountainhead" in 7th grade and thinking that it explains why they havent gotten laid

max, Friday, 29 June 2007 18:41 (sixteen years ago) link

or maybe they havent gotten laid in 7th grade because theyre only 11.

max, Friday, 29 June 2007 18:42 (sixteen years ago) link

Right, and take those people and advance them 40 years, and then have them get put into some apparatchik position in a U.S. Admin.

kingfish, Friday, 29 June 2007 18:46 (sixteen years ago) link

that or HELLO FARK.COM

max, Friday, 29 June 2007 19:36 (sixteen years ago) link

isn't this just the magic man's version of john stossel segments?

mh, Friday, 29 June 2007 20:03 (sixteen years ago) link

isn't this just the magic man's version of john stossel segments?

Yeah, the fourth season was all reactionary without any of the fun of the first two seasons.

Elvis Telecom, Friday, 29 June 2007 20:25 (sixteen years ago) link

i called it pretty early on.

get bent, Friday, 29 June 2007 20:26 (sixteen years ago) link

I like the part of the episode where Penn earnestly sympathizes with those in serious emotional pain searching for some comfort. He's not trying to mock their struggles, he has problems too. But the shamelessness of these...ASSHOLES who profit from other people's misery that just gets his blood boiling.

Teller's usually not pulling a bandana through his nose during that speech.

da croupier, Sunday, 1 July 2007 13:59 (sixteen years ago) link

I only got through disc 1 of season 1 before giving up but I gather that it didn't get better.

da croupier, Sunday, 1 July 2007 14:00 (sixteen years ago) link

i read the vanity fair piece it does sound cool tho but the more important point is bullshit is bullshit these guys are disgusting

lag∞n, Friday, 13 December 2013 15:27 (ten years ago) link

yes but tell me amore about the blonde with the huge perfect tits?

ian, Friday, 13 December 2013 18:12 (ten years ago) link

So, they are touring the UK next year

Mark G, Friday, 13 December 2013 18:15 (ten years ago) link

two years pass...

this diet :/

http://www.grubstreet.com/2016/08/penn-jillette-thinks-watermelon-is-magic.html

just sayin, Sunday, 14 August 2016 22:53 (seven years ago) link

If it worked for him, ok, that's fine. Some people need a drastic change from old habits. Not anything I'd recommend for others. Especially anyone who isn't worth at least a few million dollars and can afford whatever medical assistance they need if things go south.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 15 August 2016 04:55 (seven years ago) link

he had some awful illness a couple years ago, was painfully thin after.

I guess there's a whole bunch of things he can't eat anymore.

Mark G, Monday, 15 August 2016 08:04 (seven years ago) link

that's contrary to everything he's publicly said over and over, which is that he lost weight deliberately for health reasons

Shakey δσς (sic), Tuesday, 16 August 2016 01:11 (seven years ago) link

with all that fiber and hot pepper his shits must just be phenomenal

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 16 August 2016 01:25 (seven years ago) link

I don't see anything wrong with his diet? It doesn't seem as unpleasant as most vegans I know with the fake meats and stuff.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 16 August 2016 02:49 (seven years ago) link

The blueberry cayenne thing, I'm going to try.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 16 August 2016 02:51 (seven years ago) link

yeah that piqued my curiosity tbh

bagging area (map), Tuesday, 16 August 2016 02:55 (seven years ago) link

diet sounds pretty healthful to me too, any vegetarians around to weigh in on this? like he says, seems like he eats a lot, it's just mostly fruits and veggies. isn't that what we're all supposed to be doing?

it's sort of a layered stunt (sheesh), Tuesday, 16 August 2016 04:55 (seven years ago) link

He starves himself and then he overeats. He also has periods of not eating nutritiously, which is disguised by all the veggies and fruit he eats, but most of us are guilty of that.

bamcquern, Tuesday, 16 August 2016 05:15 (seven years ago) link

Intermittent fasting isn't starving yourself.

Only thing that sticks out to me is that it's very light on protein but Furman is largely anti-protein IIRC.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 16 August 2016 16:49 (seven years ago) link

He describes eating several pounds of food, really prodigious quantities, and he'll follow that up with huge snacks four hours later. And periodically going 36 hours without food sounds more like deprivation than fasting.

bamcquern, Tuesday, 16 August 2016 17:04 (seven years ago) link

No, that's a pretty standard fasting style - eat dinner, skip a day, eat breakfast.

His 'pounds of food' is watermelon, which has a crazy high water content even for fruit. It's not like eating four pounds of beef or French fries.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 16 August 2016 17:31 (seven years ago) link

but I don't see any particular health benefit in eating tons of watermelon?

ælərdaɪs (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 16 August 2016 17:40 (seven years ago) link

like it's a nutritious and hydrating fruit to consume but id imagine the absorption of the vitamins in it isn't infinite, and like there's only so much fiber and fruit sugar you really need in a day?

ælərdaɪs (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 16 August 2016 17:41 (seven years ago) link

Watermelon has low calorie density (filling but not terribly calorific) and the red pigment is lycopene, the same skin protecting carotenoid that colors tomatoes.

Penn's diet follows Dr. Fuhrman's guidelines, basically caloric restriction with optimal nutrition style, but achieved via ranking foods into seek/reduce/avoid categories rather than the spreadsheets etc. used in CRON, and there are few healthier. Some of Fuhrman's rhetoric about "toxic hunger" is unfounded, and I didn't care for the recipes. Most data sees diminishing returns on fruit and vegetable intake after 8 or so servings a day, and I'm increasingly convinced the health benefit of whole plant based diets owes more to what they don't include (fats and excess protein), so I've opted for a more comfort food diet (ie, more potatoes, beans, & corn tortillas), but I'll sometimes have a Fuhrman-style dinner salad with over a pound of greens, veggies, 'shrooms etc.

no ends, only meanness (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 16 August 2016 18:13 (seven years ago) link

It's not just pounds of watermelon. He eats two entrees and rice at the Indian place, and then at the airport he eats two containers of pineapple. He eats four big containers of blueberries, and the "big" containers I get in the stores around here are all 32 ounces. Maybe he means a smaller container, but he says "big." He eats an "insane" amount of watermelon, a "whole" container of cherry tomatoes, a "big, big" bowl of soup, and "a lot" of blueberries; that's just one evening meal. On the 8th, he seems to eat a reasonable amount of food, albeit three meals' worth in the evening, but he appends that entry with "I eat a lot of food," which makes me wonder how large the portions are. For one meal, the base is three pounds of spinach (is one container even a pound?) to which he adds brown rice and four vegetables, including four ears of corn. This is the evening after he eats a store bought wrap, so much peanut butter "it would make you sick," a whole watermelon, and the blueberries snack in the afternoon. At midnight he eats three melons, popcorn, and more peanut butter.

And whose fasting style is this? For what purpose? It sounds like a gimmick diet fast to me.

bamcquern, Tuesday, 16 August 2016 18:30 (seven years ago) link


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