Favorite unintentionally homoerotic sports imagery

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I don't want this thread to ever drop off the "New Answers" page.

Eric H. (Eric H.), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 00:59 (eighteen years ago) link

eric, i'm with you.

jed_ (jed), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:05 (eighteen years ago) link

wrestling to thread.

latebloomer: now with 20% less cetacean content (latebloomer), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:10 (eighteen years ago) link

Nedrick Arthur Raggett, you should be ashamed of yourself! That's nothing but some innocent post-victory rogering, and you want to make it all dirty. The Jeff Goldblum lookalikes of the world stick their tongues out towards your nipples in disgust!

Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:11 (eighteen years ago) link

this thread has a lot of potential, keep it coming

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:15 (eighteen years ago) link

there are a lot of really good a-rod/jeter pics out there. i'll see if i can find one.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:21 (eighteen years ago) link

some innocent post-victory rogering

In front of an adoring crowd!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:21 (eighteen years ago) link

isn't there an anti-yankees website out there somewhere that has compiled a pretty large stock of images of d. jeter and a-rod in compromising, vaguely homoerotic poses? each one had really lousy captions too, if i recall

joseph (joseph), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:22 (eighteen years ago) link

There's an even better version of the ALCS ball-slap with high heels on Jeter's shoes.

Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:33 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.lsj.com/news/magicjohnson/images/scan5.gif

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:36 (eighteen years ago) link

this thread is getting me all hot and bothered

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:37 (eighteen years ago) link

Fuck swimmers are hot.

Crankypants (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:41 (eighteen years ago) link

but then derek started spending time with gary..

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v134/tracerhand/jeter_sheffield.jpg

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:43 (eighteen years ago) link

"And winning the gold medal in fuckswimming..."

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:43 (eighteen years ago) link

.....

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:43 (eighteen years ago) link

I think pretty much any picture of high school/college wrestling is going to count.

Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:47 (eighteen years ago) link

has there been, say, a popstar equivalent of this thread over on ILM?

joseph (joseph), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:56 (eighteen years ago) link

EVERY noise board thread to thread.

I'm bad and dirty and going to hell (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:57 (eighteen years ago) link

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v254/freddy2/bec/ron1.jpg

joseph (joseph), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:57 (eighteen years ago) link

(hah or pretty much any beckham photoshoot to thread!)

joseph (joseph), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:58 (eighteen years ago) link

(er the ones where he's with his exceedingly beautiful wife excepted)

joseph (joseph), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:59 (eighteen years ago) link

and accepted

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 02:04 (eighteen years ago) link

VPL!

Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 02:05 (eighteen years ago) link

"Exceedingly beautiful"? She's always pouting like her mouth has just come off it.

Crankypants (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 02:05 (eighteen years ago) link

You know, from all the suction.

Crankypants (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 02:06 (eighteen years ago) link

not really homoerotic but...
http://screamingpickle.com/images/Golf-Trophy.JPG

tylero (tylero), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 02:22 (eighteen years ago) link

Depends on where it's been.

Crankypants (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 02:26 (eighteen years ago) link

I still haven't gotten over this one:

http://www.mlb.com/images/2003/10/25/byf4WvT4.jpg

Eric H. (Eric H.), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 02:48 (eighteen years ago) link

Ziggy Palffy kissed Kalle Johannsen once...

Jimmy Mod Is Sick of Being The Best At Everything (ModJ), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 02:51 (eighteen years ago) link

That initial picture is ridiculous.

sleep (sleep), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 02:56 (eighteen years ago) link

OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

phil-two (phil-two), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 02:57 (eighteen years ago) link

There's this one, , but a few seconds later Stewart was holding his caddie's head in his hands and I swear they were about to lock lips but thought better of it.

Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 03:00 (eighteen years ago) link

The Jeff Goldblum lookalikes of the world

I was thinking Al Franken.

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 03:01 (eighteen years ago) link

It really is the tongue with that one I posted right at the start. I mean, all the elements of the photo are just great but the TONGUE.

And what trips me out is that the photo wasn't buried away or anything -- SI usually does a two-page spread for their table of contents, as was the case here, right up at the front of the magazine. What in the world was *that* editorial meeting like?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 03:03 (eighteen years ago) link

Not enough ladies:

http://www.sfist.com/archives/images/sp_usa_vball03-thumb.jpg

Leeeeee (Leee), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 03:22 (eighteen years ago) link

TS: Favorite unintentionally homoerotic sports imagery v. Photoshop/MS Paint Nike and other evil corporations ruining famous album covers

FITE. That initial picture is the single funniest thing I've seen in weeks.

Also: more l3zzin' up, plz.

giboyeux (skowly), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 04:22 (eighteen years ago) link

The album cover thread has a clear head start.

That lezzing up pic clearly is actual lezzing up.

Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 04:34 (eighteen years ago) link

That lezzing up pic clearly is actual lezzing up.

!!!!!!


I know!

giboyeux (skowly), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 04:43 (eighteen years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/lJUh3mb.gif

, Tuesday, 2 December 2014 12:43 (nine years ago) link

Cootchy koo

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 2 December 2014 15:16 (nine years ago) link

three weeks pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B5Z4vMJIYAA6fHT.jpg

mizzell, Tuesday, 23 December 2014 15:46 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Do you eat the booty?

, Sunday, 11 January 2015 16:52 (nine years ago) link

just lookin out for his boy's prostate is all

pursuit of happiness (art), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 00:18 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Also not sports, but still favorite.

Hollinger Escape Plan (Leee), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 20:20 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...
three weeks pass...

Not really homoerotic, more an "after" shot from a dating website:

http://i1.dailyrecord.co.uk/incoming/article3727867.ece/alternates/s615/JS39737078.jpg

ailsa, Sunday, 22 March 2015 13:53 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

messi_neymar.gif

mookieproof, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 20:38 (eight years ago) link

four months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/pWbNORN.gif

, Sunday, 6 September 2015 14:13 (eight years ago) link

http://i59.tinypic.com/244779u.jpg

half the staying power of Erasure (Eazy), Sunday, 20 September 2015 04:42 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...
two months pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CZcVLZGWIAAhFSa?format=pjpg&name=large

mizzell, Sunday, 24 January 2016 01:34 (eight years ago) link

three months pass...
one month passes...

https://vine.co/v/e9rVDp7EWFF

, Saturday, 11 June 2016 12:46 (seven years ago) link

https://flic.kr/p/Jrdfsn

suffeeciant attreebution (aldo), Thursday, 23 June 2016 07:30 (seven years ago) link

FFS the android flickr app is fkn useless.

https://c2.staticflickr.com/8/7634/27852286625_820a18e19b_c.jpg

Horizontal Superman is invulnerable (aldo), Thursday, 23 June 2016 07:34 (seven years ago) link

ten months pass...

https://i.imgur.com/dvulIfg.gif

, Monday, 24 April 2017 14:27 (six years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Is the original SI wrestling photo still in here somewhere? I spent 10 min lookign for it and couldn't find it

he not like the banana (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 23 May 2017 20:01 (six years ago) link

Hmm, maybe I'll have to dig it out again if I can find it for a reshoot/scan.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 23 May 2017 20:10 (six years ago) link

nm I pulled it from SI.com

http://i.imgur.com/IZU4ioo.jpg

he not like the banana (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 23 May 2017 20:11 (six years ago) link

Hahah I love it. And you know, when I originally scanned and cropped it, I left out the dude there in the lower left getting a close look of the action.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 23 May 2017 20:13 (six years ago) link

I want someone to hold me like Ryan Zimmerman holds Bryce Harper pic.twitter.com/0cWZsVWOrI

— RJ Loubier (@ThoseRJs) May 29, 2017

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 30 May 2017 17:52 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

favorite intentionally homoerotic sports imagery (nsfw)

http://deadspin.com/brazilian-soccer-club-rocked-by-locker-room-double-hand-1796682838

, Friday, 7 July 2017 00:11 (six years ago) link

Bless.

Anne of the Thousand Gays (Eric H.), Friday, 7 July 2017 20:20 (six years ago) link

that's p intentional

Οὖτις, Friday, 7 July 2017 20:30 (six years ago) link

You've never accidentally given double handjobs before?

Leee Media Naranja (Leee), Saturday, 8 July 2017 04:27 (six years ago) link

Why Do These Homos Keep Humping My Hands?

mookieproof, Saturday, 8 July 2017 04:35 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

That is love, isn't it.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 9 August 2017 21:52 (six years ago) link

three weeks pass...

so the yorkshire ripper beard is finally being rehabilitated huh

pizzarro gizzarda (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 1 September 2017 14:53 (six years ago) link

one month passes...
five months pass...

Dunno if this will display the thumbnail...

Highlights: Dundee 1-1 Heart of Midlothian https://t.co/1XBaWLMgHV

— BBC Sportsound (@BBCSportsound) April 1, 2018

Chunky Backgammon (onimo), Sunday, 1 April 2018 23:25 (six years ago) link

one year passes...

https://twitter.com/Soft__Contact

mookieproof, Thursday, 9 May 2019 18:26 (four years ago) link

three years pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHHR6-dGBJw

formerly abanana (dat), Sunday, 11 September 2022 00:21 (one year ago) link

one month passes...
one month passes...

Yeah... I know which guy you're talking about 🥲💗 pic.twitter.com/mtsIyT6InC

— Sherlock 💛 ||🩸 vampire husbands hee hee 🩸 (@Sherlock__PL) December 4, 2022

I did see Xhaka crotchgrab (breastcrawl), Sunday, 4 December 2022 19:37 (one year ago) link

the Polish were at it today:

Po meczu podszedł do mnie Robert Lewandowski - kapitan przeciwnej drużyny. Szepnął mi na ucho, że jest ze mnie bardzo dumny i gratuluje awansu. Potem klepnął mnie w tyłek dodając żebyśmy spotkali się gdzieś w środku na osobności. Zaczęłam się zastanawiać kogo wybrać… pic.twitter.com/2Oc9nEROZ5

— patrycja 🇵🇱 WILL SEE H&L AGAIN! (@trish_org2) December 4, 2022

I did see Xhaka crotchgrab (breastcrawl), Sunday, 4 December 2022 19:51 (one year ago) link

Please, these are small fry
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FjJURaCX0AUJ5gL?format=jpg&name=large

bit high, bitch (gyac), Sunday, 4 December 2022 19:52 (one year ago) link


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