i'm in an airport

all yr text goes to Office of Mgmt & Budget

Is that where they are hiding the coffee?

Why aren't we boarding?

Omg queeny dude PLEASE shut up PLEASE
He is harrassing passengers.

Boarding!!!!!

Dear Seth rogan look alike,

Please listen to boarding announcements and do not get on the wrong plane!! We are already late!!

I am in an airplane and taxiing to the proper LAX terminal. Fun fun.

I am in a taxi line.

The children are loud.

Jfk flight cancelled and uncancelled. Luckily american are plying me with booze in the lounge.

lolololol hi dere!!!111

i just tripped over a security man with the power cord of my laptop he got well angry!!!

going to hong kong?

yus

wow am i that predictable?

i guess it is chinese new year

i just tripped over a security man with the power cord of my laptop he got well angry!!!

I don't understand this sentence!

Gung Hay Fat Choy* was painted on the fence this morning, I am in tune with the seasons

*could have been you smell, foolish gwailo for all I know.

Oh, wait, I get it now. For a second I thought you were walking along and tripped over a security man who happened to be holding the power cord of your laptop, and I was like "why did he get mad? He's the one who was stealing your power cord!"

haha yeah you got it.

i'm now in paris airport because air france couldn't even make two flights connect properly and i was at the hotel all night last night.

my first ever night in paris, guys. it was like well romantic.

o_O

also paris charles de gaulle airport maybe one of the worst i've been to. there appears to be no restaurant and i just paid 10 euros for a microwave meal.

and the hotel wanted to charge me 22 euros for a uk plug adaptor. like lol

bummer

and they wouldn't let me board a later flight than 13:30 so i couldn't even go into paris proper

i think basically don't fly air france, folks

still, though. I'M IN AN AIRPORT OMG!

You mean "JE SUIS DANS UN AÉROPORT OMG!"

Or do the French use "OMD" for "oh mon dieu"?

http://www.connollyco.com/discography/omd/best_hi.jpg

PIT arrivals, why so cold.

changji airport in singapore now. now this is an airport

shame about the boring city it's in

Paris and Singapore - very roundabout way of getting to and from HK?

nah singapore was a seperate weekend trip from HK.

ugh heathrow

ok i'm in LAX now and a dude has just got down on the floor in front of me and started doing press-ups randomly. HOTT. lax >> heathrow already

people queueing up ahead of time to board a plane 50 minutes before departure - stupid or sensible?

now i feel guilty for still be on the internet. mmm maybe i should join the queue? it's moving rapidly

make them wait for you

A Changi they will remove your bags and leave without telling you if you try that.

Shocking abuse of authority, but not uncharacteristic for Singapore - that place makes you want to stick your chewing gum under your seat just to piss them off.

Stuck in charlotte NC. Lame.

In the airport in New Orleans the other day, I saw a man reading this book:

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51eoqcMd%2B6L._BO2,204,203,200_PIsitb-sticker-arrow-click,TopRight,35,-76_AA240_SH20_OU01_.jpg

hahahhhahahaha

i ended up getting to jersey 1am the next morning. YAY (NOT)

KCI has free and fast wireless but nowhere to eat. also they've got these nice leather chairs w/ outlets. im hungry tho

dude in orlando airport sat down at the table i was eating at, he eventually asked me what i was studying in school and after i told him poli sci he told me that he was essentially disappointed in obama bcuz instead of "doing his job saving the boys dying in iraq" he was "filling out a bracket". we had a good convo after that though

sunscreen is still a security no-no unless it's a teeny bottle, right?

and in a plastic bag

i got on w/ 4 and 5 oz bottles the other day

3 oz is the alleged limit

such idiocy, goddamn Al Qaeda didn't even kill irony like they were sposed to.