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wtf y'all
― some lady (La Lechera), Monday, 19 September 2011 17:01 (1 year ago) Permalink
Stop being fucking gross, you pervs. There's already a gross ws thread for that.
― Octavia Butler's gonna be piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiised (Laurel), Monday, 19 September 2011 17:04 (1 year ago) Permalink
why is it gross?
― titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Monday, 19 September 2011 17:13 (1 year ago) Permalink
oh lord
― goole, Monday, 19 September 2011 17:15 (1 year ago) Permalink
my late 30s have already introduced me to the incipient "breasts of Perry" ;_;
― sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Monday, 19 September 2011 17:17 (1 year ago) Permalink
she's 31
― the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 19 September 2011 17:19 (1 year ago) Permalink
lol dan
― hardcore oatmeal (Jordan), Monday, 19 September 2011 17:25 (1 year ago) Permalink
http://hellogiggles.com/hellogiggles-exclusive-watch-the-premiere-episode-of-the-new-girl-now
I loved it. I love Zoey’s Jess character. She’s the perfect mix of hot and geeky that I wish I could find in real life. If I met someone like her, I definietly would ask her out in a second. Great job Zoey. You prove once again just why I love watching everything you’re in.Patrick Michael Rinaldi | 09.14.2011 | Reply
― buzza, Monday, 19 September 2011 17:32 (1 year ago) Permalink
Yeah the fact that Zooey herself is behind (at least partly) a website called "Hello Giggles" is certainly not helping the case here.
― jon /via/ chi 2.0, Monday, 19 September 2011 17:34 (1 year ago) Permalink
rip patrick michael rinaldi
― the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 19 September 2011 17:34 (1 year ago) Permalink
it's realy sad, he was a Zooey fan
― sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Monday, 19 September 2011 17:35 (1 year ago) Permalink
Like I picture Death Cab guy telling her a joke, she giggles, then gets a shocked looked on her face and says, "WELL, HELLO GIGGLES, NICE TO HEAR YOU TODAY".
― jon /via/ chi 2.0, Monday, 19 September 2011 17:35 (1 year ago) Permalink
I don't think she is Mayor Adam West from Family Guy
― sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Monday, 19 September 2011 17:36 (1 year ago) Permalink
irl loling xp
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 19 September 2011 17:38 (1 year ago) Permalink
irl giggles
― run jaymc & jam-master jaymc (some dude), Monday, 19 September 2011 17:58 (1 year ago) Permalink
gmbo
― I'm Passing Open Fistulae (rip van wanko), Monday, 19 September 2011 18:17 (1 year ago) Permalink
gross
― sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Monday, 19 September 2011 18:19 (1 year ago) Permalink
Patrick Michael Rinaldi | 09.14.2011 | Reply
― buzza, Monday, September 19, 2011 7:32 AM (54 minutes ago)
lol "Patrick Michael Rinaldi" is exactly the type of name i'd use for a sockpuppet
― (gr8080), Monday, 19 September 2011 18:29 (1 year ago) Permalink
socks and serial killers always have 3 names
― run jaymc & jam-master jaymc (some dude), Monday, 19 September 2011 18:33 (1 year ago) Permalink
I love Zoey’s Jess character.
u_u
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Monday, 19 September 2011 18:52 (1 year ago) Permalink
haha oh you didn't know the name of the character already
i will pay you to make her "it's jess!" theme song into your ringtone
― run jaymc & jam-master jaymc (some dude), Monday, 19 September 2011 18:54 (1 year ago) Permalink
omg DO IT
― sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Monday, 19 September 2011 18:54 (1 year ago) Permalink
I saw She & Him a year or so ago, a big outdoor show, packed, and all night I kept asking people to name three movies she was in. The response was always " Elf, 500 Days of Summer .... uh ..." Every once in a while someone would mention "Almost Famous," or "Hitchhiker's Guide." But for someone a) famous and b) who has been in a lot of movies, it's hard to say just what movies have made her famous.
Am I the only one who saw The Go-Getter? It was, uh, kind of cute if you like that sort of thing.
― EveningStar (Sund4r), Monday, 19 September 2011 19:20 (1 year ago) Permalink
i seriously don't understand why my perfectly harmless name keeps getting dragged into terrible twee television comedies.
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Monday, 19 September 2011 19:23 (1 year ago) Permalink
this is a sign that you should start wearing babydoll tees and taping barrettes to your head
― sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Monday, 19 September 2011 19:24 (1 year ago) Permalink
I think it's because your name is "jess" iirc
― mh, Monday, 19 September 2011 19:28 (1 year ago) Permalink
you leave '90s drew barrymore out of this, damn you
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Monday, 19 September 2011 19:37 (1 year ago) Permalink
O_O
Drew Barrymore was the last iteration of this we had, wasn't she
― sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Monday, 19 September 2011 19:38 (1 year ago) Permalink
Ben Gibbard is Bono. He is not Eric Erlandson or Fabrizio Moretti.
― run jaymc & jam-master jaymc (some dude), Monday, 19 September 2011 19:40 (1 year ago) Permalink
Zooey D is a little like someone merged Drew Barrymore and Juliette Lewis and then gave the resulting paste offspring a trucker hat with fairy wings
― sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Monday, 19 September 2011 19:42 (1 year ago) Permalink
worst version of the fly ever
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Monday, 19 September 2011 19:44 (1 year ago) Permalink
Starting off with her talking about horror movies for the BIG EYES LOL
― Telephoneface (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 19 September 2011 20:45 (1 year ago) Permalink
Just made it to the theme song (which she sings!) and then it cut to a commercial and i thought "Do i want to watch 45 seconds of commercials to see the rest of this show" and I was like nah.....
― Telephoneface (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 19 September 2011 20:48 (1 year ago) Permalink
Ben Gibbard is Bono. He is not Eric Erlandson or Fabrizio Moretti.― run jaymc & jam-master jaymc (some dude), Monday, September 19, 2011 7:40 PM (1 hour ago)
― run jaymc & jam-master jaymc (some dude), Monday, September 19, 2011 7:40 PM (1 hour ago)
― I would like some juice from OJ Da Juiceman's wife's vagina (bernard snowy), Monday, 19 September 2011 21:35 (1 year ago) Permalink
i am married to a Cute American and do not hate all adult women who are openly engaged in Cute interests and personal habits. my distaste for ZD has more to do with her lousy music, played out fashion sense, unremarkable acting, mostly terrible acting projects, blank personality and puzzling belief that she has comedic talent.
― run jaymc & jam-master jaymc (some dude), Monday, September 19, 2011 8:51 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark
this 100% fwiw btw
― ima.tumblr.com (@imsothin) (m bison), Tuesday, 20 September 2011 00:41 (1 year ago) Permalink
tempted to say she didn't really enter public consciousness until 500days, when she became the entire pursuit of the movie
same way i didn't give a damn about cameron diaz until There's Something About Mary. sometimes you just need a leading role, even if the leading role isn't a leading one at all and you just play some cute, innocent shmo-shmo who the audience develops a pseduo-obsession with because seemingly so many ppl in this movie are doing the same
― Hullo, I'm Jon Moss (kelpolaris), Tuesday, 20 September 2011 01:35 (1 year ago) Permalink
makes some sense
― some dude, Tuesday, 20 September 2011 01:42 (1 year ago) Permalink
What was the Tim Allen/Dave Barry movie? Big Trouble?
― "You're such a species-ist." (Drugs A. Money), Tuesday, 20 September 2011 05:03 (1 year ago) Permalink
Oh yeah, I forgot about Yes Man.
― EveningStar (Sund4r), Tuesday, 20 September 2011 06:04 (1 year ago) Permalink
oh yeah Big Troule was dope
― some dude, Tuesday, 20 September 2011 11:10 (1 year ago) Permalink
I thought Big Troule's last mixtape was a step down, actually.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 20 September 2011 13:01 (1 year ago) Permalink
fuggin' yahoo frontpage has a flashing annoyance where the banner advert takes over the middle of the screen and she dances around quirkily
― Blind Diode Jefferson (kingfish), Tuesday, 20 September 2011 22:05 (1 year ago) Permalink
Yeah, I saw that this morning and grimaced
― What does one wear to a summery execution? Linen? (Michael White), Tuesday, 20 September 2011 22:15 (1 year ago) Permalink
Dude next to me here in the airplane is reading USA Today. Her photo's in the top corner with the tagline "Sweet and Edgy".
― Blind Diode Jefferson (kingfish), Tuesday, 20 September 2011 22:27 (1 year ago) Permalink
she's the Miracle Whip of It Girls...
― don't quixote me on that (Drugs A. Money), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 06:00 (1 year ago) Permalink
The show wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. Well, her character at least. I'm all about making up songs for my dogs. Her awkward moments ranged from lame to funny. I'll probably watch another episode
― that's cute, but it's WRONG (CaptainLorax), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 07:29 (1 year ago) Permalink
making up songs for your dogs is regrettably not all you are about.
― estela, Wednesday, 21 September 2011 08:57 (1 year ago) Permalink
i just saw this on an airplane too. not that bad, zd's character is more believable and likable than i was expecting. there was srsly 0% "hipster" content.
but most of the humor is based on "LOL CHICKS/LOL DUDES". no real desire to see another episode, but that's based more on how i don't really enjoy most sitcoms.
― (gr8080), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 12:33 (1 year ago) Permalink
had already watched the pilot on demand barely paying attention, ended up rewatching some of it while waiting for Raising Hope to start and it was better than i remembered (or noticed) the first time. but a lot of that owes to the guys in the cast, and a lot of that owes to the guy that only did that one episode and then ended up in Happy Endings.
― some dude, Wednesday, 21 September 2011 12:35 (1 year ago) Permalink
i dunno if this show was ever pitched as being hipstery or about hipsters tbh -- just a lot of magazine profiles going COULD THE NEXT BIG TV STAR BE MRS. DEATH CAB? etc
― some dude, Wednesday, 21 September 2011 12:36 (1 year ago) Permalink