zooey deschanel - damn, damn, damn does this woman look good

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think bi,son's point was that most dudes seem to think of her as like nine years old which is weird

k3vin k., Monday, 19 September 2011 13:10 (twelve years ago) link

Well, as I say, she's sort of like Alice, who's 11. Then again, I don't 'fancy' Zoo, but then again, I'm not 18 or whatever...

Mark G, Monday, 19 September 2011 13:11 (twelve years ago) link

She's 31

Juice Should Be Sterliized (Tom D.), Monday, 19 September 2011 13:11 (twelve years ago) link

m bison's just worried about the sanctity of ben gibbard's marriage

toy and candy planet (reddening), Monday, 19 September 2011 13:13 (twelve years ago) link

I don't really know anything about the woman, tbh, but that dark hair/ blue eyes combination is nice (OK you can post those pictures of Hitler now)

Juice Should Be Sterliized (Tom D.), Monday, 19 September 2011 13:16 (twelve years ago) link

Well, I don't really pay much attention to the stuff she's acted in, so I'm not too knowledgable about her personality, I just think she's really, really pretty. I'm sorry if being attracted to a 31 year-old is uncomfortable to you m bison.

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Monday, 19 September 2011 13:20 (twelve years ago) link

ILX really, really hates women.

Mark C, Monday, 19 September 2011 13:28 (twelve years ago) link

She's just very cutesy and child-like in a lot of ways which is maybe what M Bison is objecting to? Feel like she was exactly what the author had in mind when writing this: http://julieklausner.tumblr.com/post/6331886267/dont-fear-the-dowager-a-valentine-to-maturity-an

NB I love a lot of cute things and am unapologetically guilty of at least a couple things in the article and take issue with some of the points therein. That said, I think it makes a couple good ones and is perhaps relevant here.

ᒓᴥᒔ (ENBB), Monday, 19 September 2011 13:31 (twelve years ago) link

See I guess I've always thought of her as more cringe-inducingly "quirky" than cringe-inducingly "child-like".

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Monday, 19 September 2011 13:32 (twelve years ago) link

"I wish everyone looked like a kitten."

._.

ᒓᴥᒔ (ENBB), Monday, 19 September 2011 13:33 (twelve years ago) link

Sadly I know more than one irl female over the age of 28 that would probably say something similar.

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Monday, 19 September 2011 13:34 (twelve years ago) link

1) she is very attractive
2) she was pretty ace in Almost Famous. Perhaps the best thing about it besides F. McDormand.
3) literally everything else i've seen her in (which is admittedly not much) has been aggressively mediocre to outright terrible

7 Crazy Chinese Mothers (will), Monday, 19 September 2011 13:35 (twelve years ago) link

I would like to reiterate:

Briefly, she mulls over what to do with the painting of a pair of moccasins on the wall. It came with the trailer and is so hideous and comically southwestern that at first I thought Deschanel had put it there as a joke. Irony isn’t her style, though. “I’m worried if I pull these weird things down, they’re going to be mad at me,” she says. “So I’m trying to figure out something I can put oooooover this.” She demonstrates by holding up a picture of smiling lambs she happens to have lying around.

100% hilarious

sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Monday, 19 September 2011 13:35 (twelve years ago) link

I really have no opinion on her at all. I think AF and ELF are the only things I've ever seen her in and she was OK, I guess. Never listened to her band. She's very pretty in a very non-threatening way which is fine. I just immediately thought of that article when reading through this thread.

ᒓᴥᒔ (ENBB), Monday, 19 September 2011 13:36 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah the lamb picture thing killed me when I read it.

ᒓᴥᒔ (ENBB), Monday, 19 September 2011 13:37 (twelve years ago) link

btw enbb you are v pretty in a v threatening way

run jaymc & jam-master jaymc (some dude), Monday, 19 September 2011 13:38 (twelve years ago) link

fyi on her new show her character comes across less like an infant and more like a nerd who is unaware that she is pretty

sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Monday, 19 September 2011 13:38 (twelve years ago) link

I saw her in "Hitchhiker's Guide", or rather I saw about 24 minutes of it and she was in it somewhere. I don't remember ever seeing her in anything else. Non-threatening pretty?

Juice Should Be Sterliized (Tom D.), Monday, 19 September 2011 13:38 (twelve years ago) link

her new girl character comes across as mentally disabled imo

run jaymc & jam-master jaymc (some dude), Monday, 19 September 2011 13:39 (twelve years ago) link

moronic pixie dream girl

run jaymc & jam-master jaymc (some dude), Monday, 19 September 2011 13:39 (twelve years ago) link

erica that article is actually mentioned in the new york deschanel profile that kicked off this thread's revive fwiw.

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Monday, 19 September 2011 13:40 (twelve years ago) link

lots of mentally disabled girls on the Harvard/MIT campuses, then

sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Monday, 19 September 2011 13:40 (twelve years ago) link

this would surprise us how?

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Monday, 19 September 2011 13:41 (twelve years ago) link

x-post ha - obv I didn't read it.

ᒓᴥᒔ (ENBB), Monday, 19 September 2011 13:41 (twelve years ago) link

is that where it takes place? i didn't catch that

run jaymc & jam-master jaymc (some dude), Monday, 19 September 2011 13:41 (twelve years ago) link

hmm, that article sits uneasily with me, particularly the idea that women do it in part to attract men (??) and that women who are into cute/twee stuff aren't educated or bright.

toy and candy planet (reddening), Monday, 19 September 2011 13:41 (twelve years ago) link

billion xposts

toy and candy planet (reddening), Monday, 19 September 2011 13:42 (twelve years ago) link

is that where it takes place? i didn't catch that

lol you have been failing at sarcasm lately

sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Monday, 19 September 2011 13:43 (twelve years ago) link

i forget what thread it was where someone questioned whether girls could be hipsters -- feel like zooey/the type talked about in ENBB's article is essentially hipster

toy and candy planet (reddening), Monday, 19 September 2011 13:44 (twelve years ago) link

what is the grown-ass dude version of this syndrome? sitting around talking about thundercats? nostalgia for the days of osh-kosh corduroy overalls? i feel like there's gotta be an analog.

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Monday, 19 September 2011 13:44 (twelve years ago) link

Reddening - yes, those are two of the things that I found questionable too.

ᒓᴥᒔ (ENBB), Monday, 19 September 2011 13:45 (twelve years ago) link

aren't hipsters wearing overalls these days

toy and candy planet (reddening), Monday, 19 September 2011 13:45 (twelve years ago) link

haha sorry went completely over my head

run jaymc & jam-master jaymc (some dude), Monday, 19 September 2011 13:45 (twelve years ago) link

what is the grown-ass dude version of this syndrome? sitting around talking about thundercats? nostalgia for the days of osh-kosh corduroy overalls? i feel like there's gotta be an analog.

can I just point you in the general vicinity of retrogamers and comic book collectors

sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Monday, 19 September 2011 13:46 (twelve years ago) link

also: bronies

sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Monday, 19 September 2011 13:47 (twelve years ago) link

comic books aren't just for kids anymore, dan

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Monday, 19 September 2011 13:47 (twelve years ago) link

biff bang pow

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Monday, 19 September 2011 13:47 (twelve years ago) link

the grown-ass dude version of this is the man-boy archetype in like every romantic comedy from the past ten years, but it's supposed to be unattractive. seth rogen in knocked up type thing.

horseshoe, Monday, 19 September 2011 13:47 (twelve years ago) link

I never noticed her until she had a brief role on Weeds — a character so irritating I just wanted Jack Bauer to swoop in and nuke all of southern California.

Antonio Carlos Broheem (WmC), Monday, 19 September 2011 13:48 (twelve years ago) link

come on, you didn't need weeds to want that

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Monday, 19 September 2011 13:49 (twelve years ago) link

true

Antonio Carlos Broheem (WmC), Monday, 19 September 2011 13:50 (twelve years ago) link

grown-ass dude version: any dudes involved in the making of this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rP322FWfJWQ

toy and candy planet (reddening), Monday, 19 September 2011 13:51 (twelve years ago) link

i am married to a Cute American and do not hate all adult women who are openly engaged in Cute interests and personal habits. my distaste for ZD has more to do with her lousy music, played out fashion sense, unremarkable acting, mostly terrible acting projects, blank personality and puzzling belief that she has comedic talent.

run jaymc & jam-master jaymc (some dude), Monday, 19 September 2011 13:51 (twelve years ago) link

I am cute and like crafts and kittens and cupcakes and I HATE HATE HATE Zooey Deschanel.

tokyo rosemary, Monday, 19 September 2011 13:52 (twelve years ago) link

does she make you want to rip the head off of your teddybear?

run jaymc & jam-master jaymc (some dude), Monday, 19 September 2011 13:53 (twelve years ago) link

has nobody seen All The Real Girls? seems a very ilxy film

zvookster, Monday, 19 September 2011 13:56 (twelve years ago) link

This song of hers isn't all that bad if you're into that kind of thing.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeAgLIaHj0M

Woolen Scjarfs (Phil D.), Monday, 19 September 2011 13:57 (twelve years ago) link

I would prefer to rip her head off.

tokyo rosemary, Monday, 19 September 2011 13:57 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeAgLIaHj0M

Woolen Scjarfs (Phil D.), Monday, 19 September 2011 13:57 (twelve years ago) link

has nobody seen All The Real Girls? seems a very ilxy film

A film for the ilxually frustrated

Juice Should Be Sterliized (Tom D.), Monday, 19 September 2011 13:58 (twelve years ago) link


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